Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 41

[Chapter 39: If you are in a bad mood, then there must be a part of the weather!]

“No, that’s not what I meant…” Shinbaha quickly denied it.

“Unscrupulous people don’t need to talk nonsense with him. Even if they find fault, they will beat him.” Shi Shi said with emotion, “It’s been a long time.”

Zongwu on the side also nodded,

“No, it’s better to pierce him.” A Miao said.

“Isn’t it better to be crushed?” Fourteen answered.

“Take it out, then tear it apart.” A Miao continued with a smile.

“Approach slowly, and smash him like a fly!”

Fourteen had just finished speaking, and Xin Ba Hao quickly separated, “Hey! You two are too scary!”

“What Xinbaha-jun said is, how can you do such a thing?! After you catch someone, you can hand it over to me. I promise that he will never appear in this world again, forever.” Jiang Cheng walked away Come here and say with a smile.

“You’re the most dangerous one, okay! I can’t imagine it at all!” Xin Bazhu said wildly, but he immediately reacted, “Jiang Chengsang, why are you covered in dust?”

“Yeah, it was really hard to bury the [landmine analogue] just now.” Jiang Cheng said and rubbed his waist.

At this moment, Xin Bazhu glanced at the bag on the ground, “Hey! Why is it empty! Are they all buried?!”

“Complete the work Aru!” Kagura ran over, also covered in dust, and saluted Jiang Cheng.

“Yo Xi yo Xi, go buy what you like.” Jiang Cheng took out a few ten thousand yuan bills and handed them to Kagura.

Taking the money, Kagura ran away excitedly.

“Report, mission accomplished!” Kondo also ran over covered in dust.

“Go buy your favorite bananas.” Jiang Cheng took out a few coins and handed them to Kondo.

“Thank you!” Kondo took the coin and was about to leave, but he suddenly responded, “Why do I want to buy bananas! As I said, I’m not an orangutan! I just look alike!”

But Jiang Cheng ignored it, “Then, let’s wait for that bastard to come to the door!” After speaking, he laughed, and A Miao and Shi Shi were also laughing.

“Hey, enough for the three of you!”

…

At night, the bright moon is in the sky.

A group of people were ambushed in the grass beside the fence. Not far from the crowd was the main house. Under the eaves of the main house was a hanging clothes rack. On the clothes rack was only a pair of trousers that were used as bait.

“Why did you only bite me?” Yin Shi asked, slapping the mosquito off his face.

“Because silver sauce, your blood is the sweetest, Aru.” Kagura answered.

“Why hasn’t that perverted thief come yet? I can’t wait.” Jiang Cheng took a look at him holding his umbrella.

“That’s right,” Xin Baji adjusted his glasses, “couldn’t it be that he won’t come today? Or will he never come?”

“What are you kidding?!” Jiang Cheng was immediately unhappy, “What about the free hell experience tour I prepared for him!”

“Don’t worry, it will come.” Yin Shi said aloud.

“Why do you say he will definitely come?” Xinbaha asked.

“There is such a flamboyant pair of trousers Aru here, how could the underwear thief miss it.” Kagura replied.

“It’s because it’s too explicit! It looks like a trap at first glance!” Xin Baha retorted.

“Xinjiang, the more difficult it is for thieves to achieve their goals, the more excited they will be.” A Miao said.

“Souga, it’s exactly the same as the phantom thief Kid~” Jiang Cheng echoed, “I know there is a trap but I still want to go.”

“So Da So Da.” Except for Xin Baji, everyone nodded while holding their hands.

“Why do you set him up on your own initiative?!” Shin Baha retorted, “What if you’re a coward?”

“Don’t worry, if he doesn’t come, wouldn’t it be enough to blow up the whole of Edo?” Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji’s shoulder and said,

At the same time, he looked at Sogou on the side, “Isn’t that right? Okita-kun~”

“What the boss said makes sense~ Not only is it an underwear thief, but even Hijikata-san can go to heaven~ Then I’m the deputy head of the true selection team~” Zongwu replied with a refreshing look.

“Enough! You two are natural S!” Shin Baha couldn’t help but say, “Blow Edo to the sky, and there will be no real selection team, hey!”

“It makes sense,” Zongwu said while pinching his chin, but suddenly a flash of light flashed, “Then just blow up the earthwork sang in places other than the Shinsengumi.”

“Relax, then I will set up a place for you in Yoshihara to live.” Jiang Cheng assured with a pat on his chest.

“I did not mean that……”

Shin Baha was interrupted by Yin Shi before he could finish speaking.

“Don’t yell, what if a thief is scared away?” Yin Shi said impatiently, frowning.

“I want to kill you, and you have to wait here on such a hot day.” Xin Bazhu turned his head and said to Yin Shi.

“What did you say, Soul Dan?! Believe it or not, I made your second cake invisible?!” After speaking, Yin Shi and Xin Baji started to pinch.

On the other side, Zong Wu and Shi Shi had already been pinched, and Jiang Cheng was still adding fuel to the side, “It’s enough to cut off the bangs, why is it facing the neck every time? Your knife skills are really not good, Okita. Sir.”

In short, just like this, you pushed me, and the small fight turned into a big fight, and everyone except Kondo participated.

“I told you to stop, don’t fight.” Kondo, who became an idler, persuaded him. “Because the weather is too hot, everyone is in a bad mood, right? Yossi, then take a break.”

However, everyone still did not stop fighting, but several different voices came from the melee…

Jiang Cheng: “Shut up, gorilla!”

Yin Shi: “Shut up, you are defeated!”

A Miao: “Shut up, ass!”

Kagura: “Shut up, big wooden fish!”

Fourteen: “Shut up, miso bread!”

General Wu: “Shut up, gorilla!”

Jiang Cheng: “I already said it!”

General Wu: “Oh, then shut up, chimpanzee.”

Kondo’s face became darker and darker, and finally tears burst out, “It’s all the fault of the weather being too hot, it’s all because of the bad weather~ Well, I’ll go buy some ice so everyone can calm down a bit.”

Jiang Cheng: “Ice Coke!”

Kagura: “Red Bean Shaved Ice!”

Yin Shi: “Any Parfait Parfait!”

A Miao: “Haagen-Dazs!”

General Wu: “The more expensive the better!”

Fourteen: “A large bowl of beef rice bowl with mayonnaise, and a large 500ml drink!”

Xinbaha: “I want tea!”

“Okay, I’ll buy it back right away, you guys can be nice to me.” Kondo said, turning his head and leaving, while muttering constantly, “I really can’t do anything about these guys.” There was a sound of [Di Di Di Di], and then a huge explosion sounded.

Everyone stopped fighting and looked at Kondo who was lying in the bomb crater and couldn’t afford it.

“Ah, Kondo-san exploded.” A Miao covered her mouth and made a surprised look.

“It must be because of the hot weather, Aru.” Kagura waved his hand and said.

“So it exploded,” Fourteen took over.

“How could it be that he stepped on the mine he buried himself?” Yin Shi said, “I don’t know where it is buried and walk around, what an idiot.”

After speaking, everyone laughed at the same time.

“Ah? Wait a minute,” Xin Bazhu was the first to react, “Could it be that no one remembers where the mines were buried?”

At this time, everyone finally reacted.

“Oops, the grandfather who delivers the newspaper tomorrow will step on it.” A Miao said aloud.

“Don’t worry! Isn’t this the fence?” Jiang Cheng said, patted the fence behind him, jumped up and stood on the fence. At the same time, Jiang Cheng heard the sound of [dididi] under his feet…

Jiang Cheng hit the street…

“Why, why are there landmines on the fence?” Jiang Cheng got up and asked intermittently.

“Didn’t you say that you will not let go of every place, Aru?” Kagura raised his hand and said.

“Is it all your fault?!” Xinbaha roared, “Wait a minute, except for this area…” Xinbaha said and looked at the whole yard, “Are all mines buried? !”

But at this moment, a man’s laughter came from the roof, “Hahahahahaha…”

“That guy, that guy is…” Shin Baha said in disbelief.

At this moment, a man who covered his face with a bright red loincloth and wore only a pair of shorts jumped to the main house.

But before he could speak, he heard the sound of [Di Di Di], followed by a loud explosion.

“That…is there also landmines on the roof?” Shinbaha asked with a black line on his face.

“Well, because [every place cannot be spared] Aru.” Kagura nodded and said.

“Hey! This way, our house will be bombed first!” Xin Baha roared.

“A little sacrifice is unavoidable, and don’t worry, if the compensation is made, the orangutan will bear it.” Jiang Cheng wiped his nosebleed and said.

“Even if you say that…” Xinbaha squeaked, “Ah, this is not the time to say this! How’s the underwear thief?! Is there anyone going to take a look? It seems that there is no sound.”

“It’s all bombs, how could someone be stupid enough to look at it?” Jiang Cheng said with a snort.

“Who’s to blame! Who’s to blame for all this!” Xinba spit out angrily.

“Don’t worry, I just called the police. It is said that the director and deputy director of the Zhenxuan team who are patrolling outside will come over to clear the mines.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Hey, the two people you mentioned are also here now!” Shin Baha roared again.

“Huh? Really.” Jiang Cheng said in surprise.

“Hey! Is it really okay to pretend to be surprised?!”

“Hahaha, this is far from difficult…” The voice of the perverted underwear thief just sounded, but he just took a step forward, and the voice of [DiDi Di] sounded again…

“Hey, I didn’t even see it! This is the first time! It’s too miserable! The whole body is hurt!” Xin Baha covered her eyes and said.

“I won’t give up… These alone can’t beat me!” Finally, the man stood up again, and the man who made a landmine one step at a time was only a few steps away. Come to the eaves.

“Stop it! If you continue like this, you will…die!” Yinshi shouted.

“The perverts, rogues, perverts, paranoia… still waiting for me to go back… their… voices… are… giving me strength…” After speaking, the underwear thief swayed again took a step forward.

【Drip drip】……

boom……

“Well, it seems that it’s really over…” Shinbaha couldn’t help but said.

“Ah, it’s really over.”

“It’s really over.”

Everyone said in a hushed voice.

“Then, what should we do?” Shin Baha asked again.

“Yeah, what should I do?”

“That’s right, what should I do?”

“It’s really annoying, what should I do?”

The crowd spoke again and again.

“Don’t worry, isn’t this a gorilla demining machine?” Jiang Cheng said, pointing to Kondo who was still lying in the pit.

“Really! I didn’t expect there would be an orangutan demining machine here. Jiang Chengsang’s eyes are so good.” A Miao praised.

“Then, please, gorilla!”

…

That night, the entire Edo heard the screams of an orangutan and the constant explosions…

…

Yoshihara.

“Well, Yueyue, your pants seem to have been put in the wrong place by me and put them in Jiang Chengsang’s room…” As if thinking of something, Ri Lun suddenly said, “I originally wanted to find Jiang Chengsang’s. I washed the dirty clothes together, and ended up forgetting your panties…”

Yueyong: “…”

Harita: “…”