Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 355

[Chapter 318: Even if it is something that is not used, it is only when it is lost that it is known that it is precious!]

Jiang Cheng: Hello!

slaughtered you!

What is an unusable thing?

!

This kind of misleading title really kills you!

…the feature film begins…

After listening to this, Xin Ba Ha’s forehead was covered with black lines, and then he silently complained: “Miss Yueyong, today’s Jiang Chengsang is obviously wrong, it’s too scary, compared to the last Liu Sheng article. It’s even scarier at times… That’s the look of murder, right? That’s the look of murder, right? Na?”

Yueyong was silent.

“Yin Sang alone is already troublesome enough, and as a result, another Jiang Cheng Sang is added. If you can’t stop the two of them, there will really be a big problem…” Xin Ba Hao looked up at the two people across the table who were obviously on the verge of going berserk. .

“Actually…” Yueyong explained loudly at this time, “When I just found out, that idiot didn’t seem to be losing his mind like he is now. At that time, there was at least some remaining reason, but since that incident…”

After a pause, Yueyong wanted to open her mouth to continue, but in the end she chose to give up.

“That thing? What’s going on? What is it? Is there anything more maddening than a man’s most important counting stick turned into a screwdriver?! Really?! That kind of thing!” He looked at Jiang Cheng with a look of horror.

Looking at the unknown Xin Baha, Yueyong explained slowly: “Actually, before contacting you, this idiot and I were at the ticket gate of the terminal (universe terminal)…”

Before Yueyong could finish her sentence, she was interrupted by Jiang Cheng, who was on the verge of going berserk.

“What does that mean?! What does it mean that you can’t bring metal into the spaceship?! Ah?! Even if it was transformed into a screwdriver of an unknown model, isn’t it still my [beep–]?! Is it discrimination? Is it discrimination? Do you?! Discriminate against me for having a different [beep-]?! When the relevant regulations are issued in the future, it is stipulated that people with [beep-] are not allowed to get on the spaceship! Ah?! It should be like this Right?! That’s right!!”

“Although I figured out why Jiang Chengsang became like this, but I don’t know how to complain at all,” Xin Baji replied with a blank expression while holding up his glasses, then raised his head and smiled reluctantly with a twitching corner of his mouth. And explained: “Also, Jiang Chengsang’s is probably a box screwdriver.”

“What box screwdriver?! Have you ever seen a dodecagon-shaped box screwdriver?! Where can you use such a screwdriver? Hey? Tell me, tell me!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and spit out a mouthful of saliva toward the corridor.

“There are six more sides than Yin Sang…” Xin Ba Hao complained speechlessly, and then quickly waved his hand to comfort, “Jiang Cheng Sang, in fact, we are not ignorant of the two aliens. , Although I don’t know which planet they belong to, or where they are, the only thing I know now is that they love to play “monkey hunting”.

Maybe we can grab their tails from this point and follow the trail.

That’s all there is to it.

”

“What is Aru? That “MONHAN”…” Kagura asked, “Is it Mongolian Liamster (Mongolian hamster) Aru?

”

“”MONKEYHUNTER” is collectively referred to as “MONHUN” (monkey hunter),” Shin Baha explained earnestly, “Players become hunters and enjoy the game of hunting life in the arena where various monster monkeys inhabit.

Those guys seem to be playing the PSP version, but the latest version has been ported to the web, and we were lucky.

”

“The online version is in the field of network composition. Players from all over the galaxy come into contact with each other to play together. No matter where those guys are in the universe, as long as you set up a net in the game, you will be able to meet them.”

(ps: spoof of monster hunter)

“Are you going to find those guys in a game that gathers gamers from all over the galaxy, Aru?” Kagura concluded, before showing a look of impatience and picking his nostrils, “It’s really troublesome.”

“It’s also impossible,

There are no clues, the only place where those game stars will definitely come is…”

Before Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, he heard Jiang Cheng laugh at the opposite…

“Hum hum ha ha ha ha ha…” Jiang Cheng laughed incomparably… insane, then raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Hao fiercely, and said, “No clues? No, didn’t you just say everything? The other party is a heavenly being from a certain planet in the galaxy, right? Then, how about destroying the entire galaxy, planet by planet, planet by planet? It must be faster than you can find it in some shitty game, right?”

“Hey! Stop your dangerous speech!” Shinbaha hurriedly stopped, “And the other party might be hiding on Earth at this time. Even if you destroy the entire galaxy, it’s useless, right?”

“No, at least, they can slaughter all their family members or something.” Yin Shi raised his head and looked at Xin Ba Ha, and he could see that Yin Shi had gone wild at this time, “[Beep——] or something Take it and take it away, and I don’t want it, okay? Then, should the other party return a little gift? How about using their entire race to return the gift?!”

“At this level, even we can barely accept it.” Jiang Cheng echoed, “In this case, I can sleep peacefully listening to the screams of the race that killed them, Shinbachi-kun.”

“Hey, it’s not a joke for these two to go berserk,” Xinbaha muttered silently, “Miss Yueyong, Kagura-chan, no matter what, you have to find a way to calm these two people down.”

“It’s only natural to run wild!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

“Xinbaha, you are so nice!” Yin Shi approached Xinbaha and shouted loudly: “Only one of the ten counting sticks has turned into a screwdriver! And what about me?! There is nothing in this world. An ultra-precious counting stick from the… No! Gamepads turned into scraps! Huh?!”

“Yin Sang, the voice is too loud.” Aware of the gazes from the surrounding guests, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly pressed his throat and reminded in a low voice, “The surrounding guests have all come over.”

However, Gintoki remained unmoved, and continued: “And ah, why is it a box screwdriver? Why is it hexagonal? Why is only half of this guy? Discrimination?! Aliens are also short-sighted. ?! This guy is all dodecagonal, I have to be at least twenty-four, no, thirty-six, right?!”

“Is this what you care about?!” Xin Baha couldn’t help but complain, “Isn’t all geometric shapes all screwdrivers?! Aren’t they all useless screwdrivers?!”

“I’m just unhappy!!” Yin Shi slammed the table and stood up, “It doesn’t matter who the stars are! Isn’t it the gods? Wouldn’t it be good to kill the gods one by one?!”

“In the end, shouldn’t it be you who should be transformed the most? Xin Baha.” Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and stared at Xin Baha with his big red eyes.

“That’s right! It’s you who should be remodeled the most!” Yin Shi glared at Xin Baha,

“Why?!”

“I can’t get rid of my virginity all my life, so it doesn’t matter if it is transformed into a useless screwdriver!” Ginto roared.

“Hey! You two are too much! Why am I doomed to be a virgin?!” Xin Bazhu was also angry, bursting with blue veins and shouting: “You were transformed into box-type screwdrivers because of your [beep–] What’s wrong with venting all your unhappiness on me?! Your character is too bad!”

“I also think it’s biased, Aru,” Kagura nodded and said, “If it really needs to be transformed into a screwdriver, the first place should undoubtedly be Shinbachi. Well, the second place is Yinjiang and my uncle.”

“No, I think this idiot deserves the first place.” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng, who was directly opposite, and said, “But the other two are similar. Let’s tie for first place.”

“Oh, that’s amazing,” Kagura said perfunctorily, squinting Doudou’s eyes, “Just like getting on the podium with the team competition, Aru.”

“Hey! Even the two of you said the same thing?!” Xin Baha frantically outputted with white eyes and blue veins bursting out, “Speaking of which, do you even think that I am destined to be a virgin for life?! Who decides what will happen in the future! And don’t want to. Underestimate virginity! A man who still follows the path of virginity at the age of 30 can be transferred to Kato Eagle of the Hand of God! You bastards!”

“Why? With the Phillips screwdriver on your right index finger?!” Jiang Cheng growled.

“Hey!!!”

…

Xinba Haw sat on the seat, panting slightly, and just now, Xinba Haw fought against the heroes with one enemy and three (Ginshi + Jiang Cheng + Kagura).

UU reading www.sonicmtl.com

After picking up the cup and taking a sip of water, Shinbaha gradually calmed down.

He sighed and said, “It’s better to stop arguing. The most important situation at present is to find out from the existing clues. This is also our only clue.”

“Absolutely unforgivable!” Yinshi clenched his fists and said fiercely, “Absolutely pull those guys out of the computer space! Cut their counting sticks into eight pieces! Definitely, we must take back their original bodies!”

“No, it’s all transformed into psp! After finding them, the stick is transformed into a display screen, and Jin’s mother transformed into a handle!” Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and resentfully agreed, “Don’t you like to play games? Just Let them play game consoles transformed from their [beep-] for the rest of their lives! Scumbags!”

“Yo Xi, let’s go!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stood up at the same time and shouted.

“Hi!” The others stood up at the same time.

“Well, it’s too crowded. I’ll go to the computer over there. Let’s spread out,” Xin Baha suggested. “After entering the game, everyone will meet in front of the gathering place.”

…

Xin Ba Haw sat in front of the computer, and after a long wait, the cutscene at the beginning of the monkey hunting game finally ended.

【Welcome to the world of “MONKEYHUNTER”, a fantastic adventure space where hunters from all over the galaxy gather… 】

Ignoring the chattering opening introduction, Shin Ba Haw directly moved the mouse and clicked to start the adventure. After that, after using his real name to create an ordinary and non-existent glasses character similar to himself, Shin Ba Haw began to read the article on the screen. .

After a few seconds of cutscenes, the character created by Shin Baha has appeared in the novice village…

At the same time, the rest of the people have also entered the game, and the [Battle to Recapture the Original Body] has officially begun!