Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 356

[Chapter 319: A savvy hunter never picks a job!]

New Ba Haw controls the character to walk in the novice village.

Watching the many players of different occupations passing by, and listening to the game music and various game sound effects in the game.

Xin Ba Haw couldn’t help but sighed.

Shin Baha: “Wow, there are really a lot of people.”

“These are all players of this game, it’s amazing…”

At the same time, the new Baja in reality had a solemn expression, and controlled his character to walk to the door of the assembly hall and stopped, and then secretly analyzed: “Those guys must be hidden among the players of this game, they must be Find out quickly and restore your original body.”

“But then, Yin Sang and the others are really slow. They clearly said they met outside the assembly hall.”

But just after finishing speaking, Xin Ba Ha found that a silver-haired female character with a big sword trotted in front of her character.

Silver-haired female character: “Hello.”

“Ah, it seems that someone has come to talk, and it’s still a girl!” Shin Baha hurriedly reached out to the keyboard.

Silver-haired female character: “Is it possible, are you new to this game too? Actually, so am I, how about it? If you don’t mind, would you like to hunt in the same area?”

“Ah, I was invited, what should I do?” Xinbaha blushed and muttered incoherently, “What is this? There seems to be a strange atmosphere, as if I was approached, what should I do? The teeth are white, a little small. happy……”

But then, Xin Baha shook his head, “No! Yinsang and the others are still there, there’s nothing they can do, they can’t go hunting with the girls.”

After speaking, Xin Ba Haw started typing on the keyboard.

Shin Baha: “I’m sorry, I already have an appointment.”

The silver-haired female character: “So, what a pity… Ah, I’m sorry, I’m a little troubled right now, it’s just a prop, can you give me a little bit?”

Shin Baha: “Yes, yes, but I just started playing games, and I don’t have any props on me.”

Silver-haired female character: “It doesn’t matter, it’s something that everyone has from the beginning.”

Seeing this sentence, Xin Baha was about to ask, but before he could ask the question, the silver-haired female character said again: “Give me [beep-]!”

Immediately afterwards, the silver-haired female character began to attack Xin Bazhu’s crotch frantically.

“Yin Sang!!” Shin Baha shouted with some collapse, “I’m still struggling with the counting stick!”

Gintoki: “Didn’t you tell me?!”

Shinbaha: “Please stop, Gin-san, we are comrades! Wait… This game is about defeating monkeys and obtaining rare materials to strengthen equipment! What are you taking?!”

At this time, the role of Gintoki finally stopped.

Gintoki: “Shut up, four-eyed monkey!”

Shin Baha: “I’ve completely entered the mode of venting anger everywhere, this guy… really makes people angry.”

“How long are you going to be depressed? To be an Internet shemale, doesn’t that mean that you will also lose the counting stick in your heart?!”

Gintoki clasped his hands and snorted: “Are you an idiot? It’s not because of depression that you made this look. Listen, we’re not here to play, we’re here to find that goddamn god, right? For information Collection, this image is more suitable than a stinky man, right?”

[It turned out to be like this, as expected of Yin Sang!

】 Xin Baha thought to himself.

Gintoki continued, “Players or whatever, they’re all green-ass bastards who are hungry for women anyway, and the room is full of toilet paper. Just a little temptation and it’s over.”

“Now that you’ve decided, let’s hurry up and start gathering information! Listen carefully, try to find a veteran who plays this game for a long time, and looks like a strong veteran.”

Hearing the sound, Shin Ba Haw and Yin Shi looked at the crowd of players gathered on the side at the same time.

Suddenly, Xin Baha found something and pointed at a burly man with orange hair and two penetrating knife scars on his face: “Ah! Isn’t that enough?! It seems that the strong is in a mess! It must have been fun! More than a hundred hours!”

Immediately after,

Shin Baha suddenly saw that a brown-haired female ninja character stopped the scar-faced character, and the two seemed to be talking in harmony.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao was overjoyed and hurriedly typed: [And it looks like a good talker!

Yin Sang, let’s go too!

】

Afterwards, Shin Baha came to Scarface and the female ninja, and said politely, “Um, excuse me a little, I want to ask you about some small things.”

“What’s the matter, Aru?” Scarface turned his head suspiciously.

Shinhachi: “So it’s you!!”

Kagura: “Ah, is that Gin-chan Aru? I’m lucky, I met three companions in such a short time.”

Yin Shi frantically complained: “Why?! Why is the guy who just started playing games swaying around with a battle-hardened face! What’s the matter with the wound on that face?! Who was it scratched on? Is it?!”

Shinbaha also wondered, “Kagura-chan, where did you get your awesome equipment from?”

Kagura replied, “I’m a hunter, and it’s the hunter who gets what I want by hunting.”

The female ninja character nodded: “It is so, so I see.”

Xin Ba Haw was a little unclear, so he said, “What is hunting and not hunting… The game has just started, where did it come from… Wait, is the ninja character on the side Miss Yueyong?!”

Yueyong: “Yeah.”

But at this moment, two pig-headed characters came to the crowd.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Ha didn’t even bother to ask Kagura, and hurriedly typed: “Ah, I’m sorry, we have already formed a team, and we can’t add any more companions.”

A pig-headed man explained: “No, we are the managers of this game. We received a report that a hunter was attacked in that lane and his equipment was taken away. Do you know any clues?”

But just now, Yueyong took the lead and threw a few kunai at the two pigs.

Immediately afterwards, the characters of Gintoki and Kagura also rushed towards the two pigs, and one person punched the two pig-headed people…

Seeing Gintoki and Kagura skillfully stripping the equipment of the pig-headed man who fell to the ground, Shinbaha’s whole body felt bad: “Hey! Don’t strip it! By the way, you guys were too skilled just now! ”

But just after finishing speaking, Yinshi and Kagura on the side had already stripped the pig-headed man, washed it, and tied it to the barbecue.

“Don’t burn it!” Xin Ba Haw reminded in a brokenhearted voice, “This game is a game of hunting monkeys! It’s not a game of hunting hunters! What the hell are you guys doing with planes!!”

Kagura raised his head and explained calmly, “A first-class hunter never picks up on his work.”

“Fuck hunters! You guys are just simple bandits!”

However, as soon as Xin Baji’s voice fell, he suddenly heard a burst of hurried and messy footsteps.

Everyone looked over, and saw a group of pig-headed men with weapons rushing in their direction.

“Ah, it’s not good! The manager is angry for breaking the rules! He wants to clear us! If you get caught, don’t want to play this game again! Hurry up and run!” Xin Baha quickly typed a reminder.

However, when everyone just got up, before they had time to start, they suddenly found that the pig-headed people turned around!

The pig-headed man’s goal is not himself!

Xin Baha wondered: “What’s the matter? Didn’t he come to find us? Well, forget it, since he didn’t come to us, don’t worry about it, let’s hurry up and get down to business, is there one less person? What about Jiang Chengsang?”

As soon as Xin Bajie finished speaking, he suddenly heard a few passerby male characters whispering something…

“That’s too much, that stinky woman…”

“I mean, how can you allow that kind of person to come into the game? The managers are too lax.”

“Have you been plundered too? [Beep——]…”

“Yeah, are you too? [Beep——]…”

“This is the first time I’ve seen a [beep] hunter who specializes in hunting other people. It’s really scary… By the way, all the male hunters here are basically recruited, right?”

“really……”

…

Listening to the whispers of a passerby, Shinbaha looked at the three of Gintoki blankly: “By the way, I seem to know who it is… The managers should also go for him…”

However, Yinshi didn’t care, and thought secretly: “[Beep——] Can that kind of thing really be plundered?”

“Isn’t this the time to talk about such a thing?!” Xin Baha was a little distraught, “The most important thing now is to find Jiang Cheng-sang! What the hell is that idiot thinking! Did you come here to vent your anger? ?!”

…

On the other side, a female character with long orange hair and a revealing figure, Ness, was sitting on the pile of corpses piled up by the tall administrators. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com was counting today’s harvest with a smile…

“One [beep——], two [beep——], three [beep——]…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish counting, the newly arrived Xin Baha kicked Jiang Cheng and scolded, “Jiang Cheng-sang, what the heck is going on in your head!”

Jiang Cheng controlled the character to stand up from the ground, pulled out the long knife-shaped weapon full of mosaics behind him, and hummed: “I have used the [beep] from hunting to strengthen the weapon to the highest level! This is the My [beep-] long sword!”

“Does your head really matter?!” Xinbaha frantically complained, “Why do you have to use [beep-] to strengthen it?! Can’t you use ordinary materials?! It is said that weapons full of mosaics require How do you use it?!”

“No, I just wanted to try and see if it could be transplanted into my body, but I failed,” Jiang Cheng explained with a serious expression on his face, “but, in the end, I tried to strengthen the weapon, and I didn’t expect it to succeed! Besides, Mosaic doesn’t matter! It’s just like playing the red and white machine!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng waved the long knife in his hand, and saw that all the trees in the forest on the side were uprooted and flew into the distance because of this knife!

The whole forest has turned into an ordinary wasteland!

“Not bad? Such power.” Jiang Cheng said smugly.

“It’s amazing, Aru! Uncle!” Kagura praised.

“The weapon that was boosted by [beep–] has such great power, it’s incredible…” Gintoki murmured, then nodded and said sternly, “Yo Xi! The upgrade direction of our weapons has been determined. While looking for clues, hunt for more [Beep——]!”

“Hey! This is a game of hunting monkeys, not a game of hunting [beep-]!” Shin Baha collapsed and shouted.