Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 354

[Chapter 317: Screwdrivers, 1!]

Yoshihara, early morning.

Still feeling the strange feeling on his face, Jiang Cheng opened his eyes expressionlessly, and said with his blue veins bursting, “Hey, I’m not that kind of perverted foot-control bastard!”

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something was wrong…

…

Breakfast time.

“Ahahaha! What kind of dress are you wearing?” Jiang Cheng couldn’t stop laughing while covering his stomach, “Why is it a cross screwdriver? What are you playing? Is there any new activity in Yoshihara?”

Listening to Jiang Cheng’s ridicule, two blue veins burst out on Yueyong’s face and began to beat continuously. Then, Yueyong put down the tableware and chopsticks, calmly took out two Kuwu and threw them out fiercely. It was stuck on Jiang Cheng’s forehead.

The latter rolled his eyes and fell down in a pool of blood, still twitching.

“Speaking of which, Yueyue, why did you become like this?” Sun Lun smiled, then looked at Yueyong and asked aloud, “Is it the doll you bought?”

“No, no,” Yueyong murmured while resting her chin with one hand, “I thought it was this idiot or Baihua’s prank, but after I asked, I found out that it was not like that. Besides, this is not something as simple as a doll suit. , you can’t take it off at all.”

“That’s really troublesome,” Sun Wheel frowned slightly, “When did it become like this?”

“It became like this when I woke up in the morning.” Yueyong replied.

“So that means it became like this when he was sleeping, right?” Hiron analyzed, “It seems that Yoshihara needs to strengthen patrols.”

“Well, I have arranged for Baihua to do it.”

“But the most troublesome thing right now is to find the culprit who made you like this early, and to get back to your original state as soon as possible. This is also very inconvenient, isn’t it?” Sun Lun said with a serious face.

“Yoshihara’s safety comes first, and this body is not so inconvenient anymore,” Yue Yong replied, “The strength of the body has increased a lot.”

“Souga,” Jiang Cheng sat up and pulled out the Kunai on his head, “Since Yueyue, you don’t mind, then I’ll be at ease.”

“Hey, what do you mean?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng lightly.

“Actually, when I was playing games late last night, I suddenly saw a bright light outside the window.” Jiang Cheng stretched out a forefinger and said with a squinting smile, “Curiously, he stuck his head out and saw a flying saucer. At Yueyue, your window is stopped, this kind of thing is nothing special, thinking that Yueyue you will be able to handle it, so I sit back and play games again.”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Yueyong stood up, kicked Jiang Cheng and cursed, “You should have said this earlier, bastard!”

“I thought it was a dream…” Jiang Cheng replied weakly, “And didn’t you say you don’t care?”

“How is that possible, bastard!”

“That is to say, it is the phenomenon of “God Hidden”,” Sun Wheel explained. “Before we didn’t know that there were heaven and human beings, human beings were taken away by flying saucers, and their bodies were transformed without authorization. It’s almost this kind of thing. Come on, I’m really involved in something bad this time.”

“Hey, do you remember what a flying saucer looks like?” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng.

“I don’t remember,” Jiang Cheng got up and sat up and shook his head, “Is it you who was transformed? Don’t you remember at all?”

“I don’t have any impression at all.” Yueyong raised her head and replied after frowning for a while.

“It seems that the memory has been cleared.” Sun Wheel analyzed.

“Actually, it’s not a big deal,” Jiang Cheng curled his lips. “If you’re really dissatisfied, I can introduce you to a plastic surgeon, and I promise to make you back to your original shape. And you can get a 30% discount for reporting my name. of.”

“Do you know such a reliable friend?” Yue Yong’s face was full of disbelief.

“Of course.” Jiang Cheng patted his chest and said, then took out a business card from his arms, “She used to boast that she was the number one cosmetic surgeon in the universe. Although I haven’t seen it for a long time.

”

“No way, in this case, I can only ask Jiang Chengsang’s friends.” Ri Lun raised his head to look at Yueyong.

“Well, although I am an acquaintance, I would like to remind you not to talk too much about me.” Jiang Cheng put the business card on the table, “Just say that I introduced it.”

“Why?” Sun Wheel asked with a smile.

“The reason, anyway, is very complicated, and I can’t tell for a while.” Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, but he couldn’t think of any good adjective for a while, “It’s… um, that’s right, just listen to me anyway. ”

“Isn’t she the woman you used to be?” As soon as Sun Lun said these words, he was instantly cold.

After noticing Yueyong’s scumbag eyes, Jiang Cheng quickly waved his hand and said, “No! Maybe I did have so many bad relationships, but this is not!”

“For example, the officer of Oupaixing?” Sun Wheel said with a squinted smile.

“That’s not at all!” Jiang Chengyi corrected his words righteously, “That’s just being misunderstood! That can only be blamed on the tradition of Oupaixing! If you say anything about the Oupai who praises women, it is equivalent to the one on earth. Confession or something, that’s too nonsense? And after I learned about it, I seriously refused!”

“Is that so? Didn’t something else happen? Like a good night or something?” Sun Wheel teased while covering his mouth.

“Why do you know?” Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, but then he reacted and quickly explained: “No! The good night I mentioned is different from the good night you imagined! A good night on earth is different! This and that never happened! I was never such a casual man!”

After the explanation, even if he didn’t see it with his own eyes, Jiang Cheng could clearly feel Yueyong’s scum-like eyes behind him.

Immediately stood up, scratched his head and said embarrassingly: “Go to the toilet, go to the toilet, you eat first…”

After speaking, Jiang Chengyu also seemed to leave here.

“It seems that our Lord Night King was also a wanderer in the past.” Sun Lun covered his face and chuckled.

“Just scum.” Yueyong snorted coldly.

But just finished speaking, I saw Jiang Cheng appearing at the door again, but unlike just now, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and expressionless, if you look closely, you will find that Jiang Cheng has blue veins all over his face.

“What’s wrong?” Sun Lun asked, “Are you angry with Yueyue’s words?”

“It doesn’t matter what kind of thing,” Jiang Cheng raised his head, although his face was full of blue veins, but he kept a refreshing smile, “I just wanted to ask Yueyue, do you want to destroy this with me? the world?”

Hearing this sentence, Ri Lun thought of something, and stared at Jiang Cheng’s stock…

“I woke up too late, it’s better to destroy this world as soon as possible.” Jiang Cheng still smiled, “Maybe I only realize Gao Zai’s mood now.”

“It seems that you need this business card more than I do.” Yue Yong picked up the business card on the table and sneered.

“How is that possible!” Jiang Cheng shouted, staring at his big red eyes, “This kind of thing can’t be compared to the original one no matter how much you remodel it!”

…

On the other side, the trio of Masters House who just walked into the internet tea room and sat down.

Before he could speak, Kagura’s cell phone rang.

“It’s Uncle Aru.” Kagura took out the phone, pressed the answer button and put it in his ear, “Here is a novice flat-blade screwdriver, Kagura-chan Aru.”

“Oh,” Kagura said, handing the phone to Yinshi, “Silver sauce, my uncle told you to answer the phone.”

“It’s annoying!” Yin Shi directly took the phone on the table and pressed the hands-free button, “Now I’m about to hunt heaven and man! Do you also want to touch my bad head and be hunted by me?!”

Jiang Cheng’s voice came from the phone: “No, how could it be, I just want to ask if you are interested, come with me… destroy the world~ I’m going to contact Gao Zai and the wig for a while~”

“Not interested!” After saying that, Yin Shi hung up the phone irritably.

“Hey! It sounds like the situation over there is also very bad! Can you listen to Jiang Chengsang to finish his words!” Xin Baha frantically complained.

“Who cares! The world will be destroyed! But before that, Yinsang, my world has been destroyed first, bastard!” Yinshi shouted.

“Well, wait a minute, at least listen to what happened over Jiang Chengsang’s side…” Saying that, Xin Baha took Kagura’s hand…

…

In the internet tea room, all five people present were expressionless.

After a long time, Xin Ba Ha was the first to break the embarrassment. Looking at Yue Yong who was sitting beside him, he twitched the corner of his mouth and said, “It seems that Jiang Cheng Sang has also encountered the same situation as us…”

Saying that, Xin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng who was sitting next to Kagura, “But Jiang Cheng-sang doesn’t seem to have anything wrong…”

But just after the words came out, Xin Ba Hao suddenly thought of something, and UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com continued incoherently: “Difficult…Is it difficult, Jiang Chengsang is like Yinsang, both…are they all hit by a counting stick? ?!!”

“Hey, Four Eyes,” Jiang Cheng raised his head and said with a smile, “Do you want to destroy this world together?”

“Don’t say such terrible things with such a refreshing expression!” Xin Ba Hao complained loudly, and then, Xin Ba Hao found that Yin Shi was secretly taking out a notebook, and put Jiang Cheng’s words written on the notebook. The name was crossed out, and he immediately asked with a blank face, “Wait, Yinsang, what is that?”

“Of course there is a list of possible crimes. In other words, it is an existence that must be wiped out.” Gintoki raised his head and explained with a serious face.

“Enough of you! By the way, most of the people above are acquaintances! Why do you think they did it?! And didn’t I say it all? It was done by the cosmos!”

“No, if you think about it carefully, these people all have motives!” Yin Shi explained with a grim expression, “Even if not, but Yin Sang’s world has been shattered, so there is nothing wrong with these people going to hell, right? Right?!”

“That’s right!”

“As expected of the silver time,” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, “but isn’t it not enough to have only these people? Since we want to torture and kill, how about killing the normal people in the whole world? Wouldn’t it be alright to destroy them all?”

“That’s right, Jiang Cheng, you can occasionally put forward some good opinions.” Yin Shi praised.

“Stop talking! You two, stop talking! Hurry up and stop that kind of dangerous speech!” Xinbaha hurriedly stopped, “And Jiang Chengsang, you are still on Yinsang’s list just now. Oh!”

“It doesn’t matter, because Yin Shi’s name has always been on my obliteration list.” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.