Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 349

[Chapter 313: Some rules should be firmly engraved in the soul!]

“Hahaha, what you said makes sense.” Jiang Cheng laughed twice, then turned to look at Miss Baihua who was pinching her shoulders behind him, “You can use a little more force, I’m struggling with it.

” Hi.” The two Miss Baihua responded excitedly at the same time.

On the other side, a certain silver-haired curly hair, a certain glasses, a certain cosmic captain, a certain mysterious creature of the cosmic captain, a certain orangutan.

At this time, all the staff stood in a row, looking at Jiang Cheng who was enjoying the service.

As for Shishi and Kagura, the two of them had already sat in the kotatsu and enjoyed it.

“Hey, do you understand the target?” Yin Shi asked bitterly.

“Well, I understand.” Everyone responded at the same time.

Elizabeth, who was cos Luffy, raised the wooden sign at the same time: [Understand!

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“The goal is to slaughter that ponytail man. Even if you don’t want Owee today, you have to slaughter him, do you understand?!” Yinshi shouted again.

“Wait… wait!” Kondo suddenly thought of something, and shook his head quickly, “No, no, I already made an agreement with Miss A Miao when I was in the store!”

After saying that, Kondo recalled and smiled. In the bar, A Miao threatened with a smile on her face: “Get an Owee for everyone in the store. If you can’t do it, I will dig out your request…”

After seeing this memory, Xin Ba Haw The black line complained: “That’s not an agreement, it’s a threat, right?”

“Yo Xi, if you can get Owee, kill that ponytail man! Do you understand?!” Gintoki once again speak out.

“Understood!” Everyone shouted at the same time.

At the same time, Yili Lu Baifei also held up the wooden sign: [Understood!

】

Immediately after, after counting one, two, three in the silver hour, everyone rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.

But at this moment, the door of the shop finally opened.

This time, the direction of Yinshi and the others’ rush changed instantly, and they rushed straight towards the store door.

However, on the side, Jiang Cheng, who was fast-eyed and quick-witted, jumped out of the tub, put on his clothes, picked up the umbrella on the side, and rushed over.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng was the first to come to the door of the store.

“Hey, what do you mean?” Yin Shi asked

, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hand in the doorway .

“No, there’s no special reason,” Jiang Cheng replied indifferently, “Just let me queue up honestly. Today, if you dare to jump in the queue, let me pass the test first.”

“You are the best .

You don’t have the right to say this!” Yin Shibai cursed.

Xin Ba Haw and the others held their hands and nodded in agreement.

“Sorry, I’m not here to line up or buy Owee today,” Jiang Cheng glanced at the OTAKUs who were lining up in an orderly line, “I’m just guarding the dreams of those who really want Owee. You people are just here for various selfish reasons, and I won’t let you in today.”

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking, all the members of Baihua, including Zongwu and Yueyong, all stood there. Beside Jiang Cheng, he stood in front of the store.

“Sogo! Why did you defect too?!” Kondo said in a hurry.

“Sorry, Kondo-san.” Sogo shrugged.

“I thought about it just now, and I think what the boss said is quite reasonable. Sorry, I can’t let you pass today.”

“This world is always the law of the weak!” Yin Shibai retorted, “People who can’t compete with others, even if they are If you can’t get the first place, you can’t get it! This is the rule!”

“Indeed, the world is indeed dominated by the weak,” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile, then opened his eyes and pulled a hideous smile, ” So, I’m here, I can go in if you beat me, and if you lose, please leave.”

“Stop joking! You’re not the manager here!” Yin Shi said angrily.

“Yes, yes!” Kondo agreed.

After listening, Jiang Cheng sneered, and then said coldly: “Indeed, I am not the manager here, but if you really become the kind of people who can bully even ordinary honest weak people at will. , I absolutely disdain to be with you, Yinshi, if your Bushido really becomes like this, then I will personally cut it off for you. And the wig, you too.”

After listening, Yinshi and Gui silent.

“And you, Xin Ba Ha,” Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was on the side, “As an OTAKU, you should understand, you have been queuing for days and nights in the cold wind just to buy what you like. The photo of the idol and the new album, what would you think if a group of people like you now jumped in the queue when it was your turn? Think about it for yourself.”

After listening, Xin Ba Ha also lowered her head .

.

Finally, Jiang Cheng glanced at Kondo beside him.

“As for you, Chief of Police, if you really realize this, you’d better go back to the zoo earlier.”

“Wait! Why did you just let me go back to the zoo?!” Kondo shouted, “I’m human! Human Not a gorilla!”

[And me.

】 Elizabeth raised the wooden sign at the right time.

But Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at it.

The latter was so frightened that he shivered and knelt down and held up the wooden sign: [Please don’t eat me!

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“Indeed, this world is chaotic, the weak eat the strong, but, in front of the weak, show respect to the weak, don’t become arrogant in front of the strong, and stick to your own heart without being humble or arrogant. This is a capital letter!” Jiang Cheng glanced. He glanced at the OTAKUs who were still lining up, “If even the steelyard in his heart is confused, this kind of person is just a scum. No matter how powerful he is, it is only an appearance. You bastard, you can’t beat me.”

Shi Shi, who was sitting in the kotatsu smoking, couldn’t help but burst into laughter: “Hum hum hum ha ha ha ha ha ha… Kondo-san, I didn’t expect that one day we would be called a samurai. It’s the kind of person who taught me, and it’s still the kind that I can’t refute at all. I’ve taken it, and it seems that our Bushido still lacks training, hahahaha…”

“Fourteen, you…”

“Ah, although I really want to fight with you, but for now.” Fourteen looked at Jiang Cheng, chuckled twice, then stood up from the kotatsu and walked towards Jiang Cheng stood by Sogo’s side, “I’m sorry, Kondo-san, my Bushido doesn’t allow me to do that.”

“There are some things that I must never forget, even if I am threatened by a woman I love. I am a samurai, I’m a human.” Kondo stood beside Fourteen holding his hands.

“Silver sauce, I’m sorry, Papa told Mummy about Alu, you can’t bully the weak.” After saying that, Kagura also came over and stood beside Jiang Cheng.

“Hahahaha…” Yin Shi’s shoulders began to shake, and then he raised his head, with a slightly soft expression on his face, “Jiang Cheng, it’s been a long time, the last time I was scolded by you, I was already drenched in blood. I’m about to forget.”

After speaking, Yin Shi stretched out his fist and smashed Jiang Cheng’s chest hard, and said softly, “Welcome back.”

Jiang Cheng just chuckled and said nothing.

“Indeed, there are more weak people than strong people in this world, but, as you said, only by respecting the weak can this world continue to be better.” After speaking, Gui raised the corner of his mouth and hummed. “It’s too late, you idiot.”

“Yo Xi, it’s time to start.” Jiang Cheng smiled and looked at the staff next to him, “I’m sorry for the delay, but in this case, there will be no surprises in the sale. ”

Hey!” The staff member wiped the tears that could not be stopped, then picked up the big paper tube loudspeaker and pointed at the OTAKUs who were still queuing, “Although the 12 o’clock release time has passed, but, I don’t think it’s too late, Bentendo Owee sales begin! Follow the order of the queue, don’t rush, don’t push, and follow the staff’s instructions, limit one purchase per person.”

After that, the queue began to enter in an orderly manner, and no one was crowded. , and no one was annoyed by not being lined up.

In less than half an hour, the top 100 lucky winners with Owee’s new game console in their hands walked out slowly.

However, these lucky people did not leave, but went to Jiang Cheng and others together.

“Okay, let’s go back, the weather is so cold, be careful of catching a cold, [little brother].” Jiang Cheng looked at the number one spectacled brother in front of him and said with a smile.

“No, those who can’t get Owee are half-assed, do you think so? Half-assed seniors?” The glasses guy changed his previous style and even joked with Jiang Cheng.

“Stop showing off, go back quickly.” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and chuckled.

Then, the glasses guy and Jiang Cheng laughed in unison.

“Enough is enough, this is yours.” Saying that, the glasses guy shoved Owee into Jiang Cheng’s arms.

Before Jiang Cheng could refuse, the glasses guy turned around and ran out, waving at Jiang Cheng as he ran: “Goodbye, seniors who need the help of juniors. Also, thank you! Owee will still be on sale, but there are some things It’s hard to hear in this life.”

“Hey…” Jiang Cheng wanted to say something, but the latter had already run away.

At the same time, the situation was basically the same as the people around Jiang Cheng, and the Owees of Taiwan were stuffed into the hands of everyone.

The crowd didn’t even have time to refuse.

…

when the crowd has all dispersed.

Jiang Cheng looked at the dozens of Owees placed on the ground in front of him, and wiped the sweat from his forehead: “Yeah, I almost couldn’t help laughing…”

“I’m already laughing, okay?” Yin Shi Holding the five Owees, he curled his lips and said, “Fortunately, I responded quickly and said, “Welcome back… Phew, there were no dangers or no dangers, I finally got all the five commissioned units, and there was no danger. Spend a penny, net profit, net profit.”

“Two bosses, I was the first to cooperate, don’t forget my credit.” Zongwu said while holding two Owees.

“So, I declare that today’s war is a complete victory!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

However, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Zong Wu didn’t notice that, aside, the faces of the others were completely black.

“Wait a minute,” Xin Baha held up his glasses with a dark face, twitching the corners of his eyes and complaining, “Is all those words just acting?”

“Or else?” Yin Shi replied casually, “No. How could it be possible to complete our commission in acting, Wutai Owee, no matter how you think it is impossible?”

“Hey! I remember those words just now as adult life mottos!”

“Kondo-san, these Owees, you have no conscience. Accept it?” Shi Shi asked aloud with his head down and a dark face.

“No, I was severely scolded just now, and now I want to beat it back no matter what. You said that you also reprimanded me just now, Fourteen?”

“No, no, that was just brought in by those bastards. That’s it, it doesn’t count.” Fourteen replied.

“Hello.” Kagura put down Owee in his arms, came to Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, raised his head and looked at them with a smile.

“What’s wrong? Kagura sauce?” Jiang Cheng wondered.

“The commission money this time can buy you a lot of vinegar kelp.” Yinshi replied.

But just after finishing speaking, Kagura clenched both hands into fists at the same time, and hit Jiang Cheng and Yinshi’s stomachs fiercely at the same time.

The two spit out a mouthful of sour water at the same time and flew out.

“What the scum is talking about is the two of you!!” Kagura rushed over reluctantly, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com catching the two of them was a fat beating.

At the same time, Zongwu also rushed over and shouted: “Boss, I’ll help you.”

“That boss?” ×2

“It doesn’t matter.” Zongwu joined the battlefield.

Afterwards, Shin Baha, who was a little out of breath, also joined the battlefield, and Shi Shi and Kondo also participated.

“Hey, let’s go.” After that, Yueyong turned her head and left.

The other Miss Baihua, squinting Doudou’s eyes, followed them expressionlessly.

As for Gui, he stood there and looked at the Owee in his hand. After a few seconds, he threw the Owee in his hand to the ground and cursed: “It’s not a super family game console?! Bah!

” After drooling, Gui turned around and left angrily.

(Owee chapter, finished.)