Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 350

[Chapter 314: [That] is [that]!]

One day at noon.

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng room.

Yin Shi stood outside the door, scratching his messy hair a little irritably, then kicked Jiang Cheng’s door and walked in.

Behind Yin Shi, Xiao Yu was following.

“Hey, you bastard like shit.” Yin Shi shouted at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the ground wearing headphones, clenching the gamepad in his hand and staring intently at the computer screen.

However, in the latter, there is no response at all, probably because the sound insulation effect of the headphones is too good.

“Hey! Shit-like bastard!” Yinshi took two steps forward and shouted again.

However, Jiang Cheng still did not respond.

“Hey! Shit-like bastards [beep–] [beep–] [beep–]!” Yin Shi took two steps forward again, and stood behind Jiang Cheng and shouted with blue veins bursting.

“It’s so noisy! You bastard! And why is it harder to scold once than once?!” Jiang Cheng stood up instantly, and an elbow smashed Yin Shi into the air.

“Can you hear this soul from the beginning?!” Yin Shi got up and rubbed his stomach and scolded.

“Ah, I can hear it.” Jiang Cheng took off his earphones and replied impatiently, “Kagura hasn’t come often recently, has it been replaced by you? What’s the matter? Did you come for pocket money? ?! Is that so?!”

“Thank you, Uncle.” Yin Sang took two steps forward and stretched out his hands.

“Shine.” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

“Isn’t there no Gaalu? Why don’t you give it because there is no Gaalu?! Uncle bastard!” Ginto complained loudly.

“Yeah! As long as you kneel and call out Uncle, I will give you any pocket money, bastard!”

To see, the two were about to pinch again. Xiaoyu on the side hurriedly stepped forward and persuaded: “Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Yinshi, please don’t be so irritable. Why are you talking about it? Why do you two quarrel as soon as you meet?”

“Because it doesn’t feel good to see him!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi tugged at each other’s collars, turning their heads and roaring at the same time.

“What exactly is it?” Xiaoyu asked again.

“Then why don’t you ask? His whole existence makes me very uncomfortable!” Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time again.

“Why learn from me?” ×2

“Huh?! Why don’t you die?!” ×2

The two of them pinched again, but this time they just pulled up each other’s collars, and the man beside him Xiaoyu couldn’t help but laugh.

“It’s really interesting, two adults.” Xiaoyu continued, “Sometimes they are so similar, but they hate each other so much. What is the specific reason? There should be, right?”

“Ah, yes,” Jiang Cheng broke free With both hands when opening silver, he withdrew his own hands at the same time, and replied casually, “I hate this guy’s head, limbs, and the rest of the body. I always think [if this guy dies] How wonderful]”

“What you said is the same as just now!” Yin Shi said with white eyes, “I hate it the most, your head, upper body and lower body! Always thinking [When did this guy leave This world disappears]”

“There’s no difference what you said, bastard!”

“When did Lord Jiang Cheng and Lord Yinshi meet?”

Jiangcheng Yinshi: “I didn’t know twenty years ago.”

Just finished speaking , the two looked at each other and spoke again at the same time.

Jiang Chengyin: “I don’t know 20 years ago.”

“Hey, can you not change your answer easily?! Are you following the trend?!” Jiang Cheng cursed, “Your natural volume can be maintained. Can’t an answer hold for two seconds after all these years?!”

“You’re talking about yourself, right?! You like to copy answers, right?! You don’t have your own ideas like a primary school student, right?!

” In the long years of ten years, I have started to get tired of the other person’s body…”

“Wait for me!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly stopped, “By the way, where did you learn Xiaoyu’s bad words?!”

“This idiot His body, even the woman he [beeps—] has no chance to [beep—] a second time.” Yin Shi sneered.

“Hey, that’s enough, can this stalk go away? I never remember that I was such a [beep-] man in the past!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Don’t think that the author doesn’t write you I can talk nonsense here! I sue you for slander, bastard!”

“I didn’t write it? Why didn’t you write it down?!” Yin Shi was not to be outdone, “It’s not because your past is like [beep—] God knows [beep-], twenty-four hours a day [beep-], it’s because I’m afraid of being harmonious, so I didn’t write it!”

“It’s nothing at all, bastard!”

“Because I didn’t write it, it became Has nothing happened yet?!” Yin Shi retorted, “It’s like you didn’t get constipated today, so you can say that you didn’t eat yesterday?!”

“It’s a completely different thing, bastard!

” , has begun to gear up and prepare to start.

“That, Gintoki-sama, can you describe it more accurately? What do you mean by [beep——], [beep——] and [beep——]? Because all of them are handled as silencers, my system I can’t analyze it.”

“Hey, do you want this work to be cut in half?” Jiang Cheng squinted at Doudou and said expressionlessly, “Didn’t you say that just now? All the things just now were his blindness. Made up.”

“It’s true!”

…

“I’m a little tired from the noise, and my throat is a little uncomfortable.” Jiang Cheng opened the refrigerator and took out two cans of Coke, one of which was thrown to Yinshi next to him.

Afterwards, the two of them opened the pull ring in a surprisingly consistent manner, raised their heads and drank, and even swallowed the same number of times, and after drinking the same amount of time, they played the same interval of time.

Xiaoyu, who was watching this spectacle, was amazed.

“Tell me, what are you doing here? I’m very busy too,” Jiang Cheng sat down at the table and asked in annoyance, “If you’re arguing with me, I’m already very tired today, please Once.”

“No, I’m not in the mood to quarrel with an idiot like you.” Yin Shi picked his nostrils and glanced at Xiaoyu beside him, “It’s Xiaoyu’s business.”

“Xiaoyu? What’s wrong?” Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.

“Mother-in-law Dengshi told me to take a break from time to time and gave me 72 hours, no, now there are 68 hours and 38 minutes left, no, 37 minutes of vacation time.” Xiaoyu replied, “But working for people is a machine maid. task.”

“This kid is really amazing, he has been sitting on the stairs of my house for two and a half hours.” Yinshi interjected.

“That’s why I want to know, what should I do when I’m on vacation? Lord Jiang Cheng, Lord Yinshi. Has Granny Denshi abandoned me?”

“That old lady might just want you to relax occasionally .

, have your own time.” Yinshi replied, “Well, although this should be more difficult for robots.”

“What does [relax] mean?” Xiaoyu asked again.

“In a nutshell…that’s it…” Yin Shi thought about it, “it means rest.”

“Then what should I do if [rest]?”

“It’s getting more and more troublesome for you to explain, Yin. Time. Granny Dengshi just wants you to do what you want to do.” Jiang Cheng said indifferently, “It’s better to do what you like instead of running around with this kind of rubbish. ?”

“What do you like?”

“Don’t pretend to be stupid, there must be something, that is, when you do something, you feel more at ease, and when you do something, there are more smiles on your face. Or, If you want to be with someone, you will feel happy when you are with someone.”

“She’s a robot, so what’s the mood.” Gintoki waved his hand in disapproval.

“Ha~ it’s really going to cause trouble,” Jiang Cheng said, standing up, “although it’s a little reluctant, but leave it to me.”

“Did Xiaoyu cause trouble to Lord Jiang Cheng?” Xiaoyu raised her head ask.

“No, that’s not what I meant, that,” Jiang Cheng scratched his hair, “that’s it, nothing else.”

“[That]? What does [that] mean? Can you explain it more specifically? Xiaoyu can’t understand such a general vocabulary.”

“Anyway, it doesn’t have any special meaning. Humans are like this. Don’t they often post some words that have no practical meaning?” Grabbing his scalp, he continued, “Humans sometimes sigh and sigh. Although they feel that they may be expressing dissatisfaction, it is only a momentary emotional expression. After that moment, the word has no practical meaning.”

“That is, Said, did I bother Jiang Cheng-sama for a moment?”

“Yinshi, you explain.”

“Hey?! Why did you throw the pot to me?” Yinshi shouted, “This kind of troublesome question ghost I know how to answer!”

“Lord Yinshi, is Xiaoyu in trouble?”

“Ah, no, it’s that, that, that, that,” Yinshi replied quickly.

“It’s [that] again? Is it the same as Lord Jiang Cheng’s answer just now, or is it that Lord Yinshi’s [that] and Lord Jiang Cheng’s [that] are not the same [that], UU reading www.sonicmtl.com or two. Personally speaking [that] is actually a [that]? Xiaoyu can’t understand.”

“It’s so annoying!” Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Xiaoyu instantly closed her mouth and fell silent.

“That, Xiaoyu, actually that doesn’t have any special meaning, it’s just a pretext for a person who doesn’t know what to answer,” Jiang Cheng said with some embarrassment, “Also, if you really can’t find your thoughts, To do things, you can go out and walk more. Are you not a robot? You can make a comparison between several things you do. [Beep——] when you lose silver, you are eager to complete the degree, 200%. In this way, you can find something that is more willing. In addition, if it is really these two things, I suggest you go together Done.”

“Hey! Why use my stick and [beep-] as an example! Why don’t you use yours?!”

“Xiaoyu has zero curiosity about Gintoki-sama’s stick and [beep–]. Yes. Jiang Cheng-sama’s stick and [beep-] have zero curiosity.”