Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 348

[Chapter 312 : I dare not admit that I am a half-hearted person!]

Finally, Jiang Cheng came to the first place, and a group of Miss Baihua also put down the spoils they had just grabbed.

“Boss, this is considered a queue cut.”

At this time, Zongwu was still soaking in the bathtub.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng hugged his hands and snorted: “Cut the queue? How could I do something that only LV0 guys would do. Look, dealing with OTAKUs of this level, for me, it’s like Memorizing the first two rows of the ninety-nine multiplication table is as simple as that!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked up to the number one guy with glasses and a little fat, smiled without any hesitation and said, “Brother, can you? Give me your number plate?”

Seeing the Baihua sisters behind Jiang Cheng who were staring at him fiercely, the spectacled brother swallowed a mouthful of saliva, then held the number plate in his arms and grew stronger. Courageously said: “No… I won’t give it to you!”

Jiang Xingxiang noticed something, raised the corner of his mouth, hummed twice, turned his head to look at the Baihua members behind him, and pretended to complain Said

: “Hey, don’t show such a fierce expression, I can do it alone.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around again, looked at the glasses brother in front of him, smiled, and took out from his arms A few…coupons for various stores in Yoshiwara.

“What if I exchange it for this?” Jiang Cheng frivolously raised his sword eyebrows and said with a smile, “This is a genuine 10% discount coupon for various stores in Yoshihara. As long as you have this, you will definitely be able to bid farewell to your virginity~ Do you really not want it? Really? You ask yourself if you really don’t want it?”

The spectacled brother struggled inwardly looking at the young ladies and sisters from humble backgrounds on the covers of the coupons.

“Think about it, is it really important for Owee to have such a thing? Owee can’t help you get rid of your virginity, but this…” Jiang Cheng lowered his voice and leaned into the ear of the spectacled brother, “Tell you in a low voice. Oh, with this, all the things you fantasize about will come true~ Whether it is [beep-], [beep-], or even [beep-], even [beep-] , All, all will satisfy you~ So, why are you still hesitating? This is a rare opportunity, after passing this village, there will be no such shop~ Sarah, hurry up and take out your number plate, [Beep——] I’m waving to you~”

The spectacled brother blushed, panting heavily, his eyes were about to split, and he had already swallowed several times.

The hand holding the number plate also gradually loosened, but it has not been completely released, and it is obvious that he is still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.

But Jiang Cheng didn’t say anything more, because it was enough to do this, whether it was earlier or later, in the end,

the little brother in front of him would obediently hand over the number plate.

But at this moment, the thin and thin brother who ranked second couldn’t help handing out his number plate: “He won’t change it for me! Please! Change it with me! I’m 30 years old! I think, I want to get rid of my virginity! The second place can also get the game console 100%!”

After the thin little brother made a voice, the third and fourth place behind him all shouted until the hundredth place. Come, want to replace.

However, Jiang Cheng did not respond to this, and still looked at the glasses guy in front of him with a playful expression. It could be seen that the glasses guy should be a senior game OTAKU, and it is absolutely impossible for a normal OTAKU to persist for so long!

However, that was the end of it. Seeing that the glasses brother’s hand relaxed slightly, Jiang Cheng smiled calmly.

Then he turned around directly, raised his hand, shook the coupon in his hand, and sighed softly: “Hey~ Forget it, since I don’t want to change it, I’d better go to the queue…”

“Wait!” The guy with glasses bit his lower lip, and after a fierce ideological struggle, he finally shouted, “Change! I’ll change!”

“But it seems that you are really reluctant, little brother. If you are really embarrassed, forget it. After all, that number plate should be very important to you, right?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and said with a frown.

“Indeed…indeed, this is indeed very important to me. For me, it is like the world in which I live. Although it is virtual, I do find comfort there…” The spectacled brother looked at the number plate in his hand , a struggle flashed in his eyes, but he finally gave in.

The guy with glasses raised his head and continued: “But, now I understand! It’s absolutely impossible to just indulge in the virtual world! No, it’s not impossible, it’s because I’m too confident! Thinking that I’m immersed in that kind of place, I just No longer interested in anything in the real world! But, I was wrong! I’m still attracted to seeing what you have in your hands! I failed! At this moment, I understood that all this time I was just running away It’s just reality! For this half-hearted self, I…” As he

spoke, the spectacled brother actually choked.

“It’s not a half-assistant,” Jiang Cheng walked over and patted the glasses guy on the shoulder, looking at the long queue behind the glasses guy, “The half-assed guy can’t compete in such a team of tens of thousands of people. To the first place! I can’t dare to accept my true self at this time! I can’t shed tears at this time! Last and most important! I can’t dare to admit that I am a mere jerk!! You remembered it clearly for me!”

“You…” The spectacled brother raised his head, looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, and then directly hugged his head and cried.

“This, I’ll give it to you.” With that said, Jiang Cheng shoved the coupon directly into the glasses brother’s arms, “Forget the number plate or something, I can’t snatch the world you love. Come on. Well, whether it’s in the virtual world or…the real world.”

Jiang Cheng turned and left.

“You… Who the hell are you?” The spectacled brother sucked his nose and shouted at Jiang Cheng’s back.

“Who?” Jiang Cheng chuckled, then looked up at the sky and sighed, “It’s the same as you, but it’s just an OTAKU immersed in the virtual world, it’s nothing special, but forget it today, see With so many lovely juniors, I can’t be ruthless in competing with you for living space. Goodbye, I’m not half-hearted.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and waved.

“Senior! I’ll bring an Owee out for you! Even if it costs my life!” The spectacled brother shouted with tears in his eyes, “This is the first time someone admits me! Absolutely! One came out!”

“So are we! We are not half-assed! Seniors!” A group of OTAKUs in the front row behind the spectacled brother also shouted in tears.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng slightly raised the corners of his mouth. The Baihua crowd, Yue Yong who had just arrived, and Zong Wu who had just left the tub and sat in the kotatsu were all dumbfounded.

I originally thought it would be an ordinary exchange, but I didn’t expect that it would end with such a result in the end!

“You guys…” Jiang Cheng turned his head, wiped the tears that didn’t exist in the corners of his eyes, and said a little unbearably, “No need, I’m not worth it for a half-hearted person…”

General Wu Yueyue to Baihua Everyone: Enough is enough!

“What are you talking about! Seniors are not half-assed!” The spectacled brother wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and retorted with a smile.

“That’s right!” The OTAKUs behind the glasses brother also wiped away their tears and agreed with a smile.

General Wu Yueyue Baihua Everyone: Enough is enough!

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Jiang Cheng was wearing beach pants and soaking in the bathtub. Several Miss Baihua were constantly filling firewood under the bathtub. Behind Jiang Cheng, there were two Miss Baihua standing behind Jiang Cheng. He was rubbing Jiang Cheng’s shoulders.

On the right side of the tub was another Miss Baihua, who kept picking up the cooked dishes in the hot pot on the quilt with chopsticks, blowing them to a suitable temperature, and sending them into Jiang Cheng’s mouth.

On the left side of the tub, a Miss Baihua took the cheese and hot milk that she had just snatched, and was also carefully feeding Jiang Cheng.

Zongwu sat in the kotatsu bored and wanted to pick up chopsticks to eat hot pot together, but was stopped by Miss Baihua’s fierce eyes.

“Boss, it’s really amazing. It’s so easy to transform a group of OTAKUs.”

Zongwu looked at those who were in the front row with high fighting spirit at this time, and there was no longer any OTAKU on their faces. OTAKUs, curled the corners of their lips.

“Hey, how did you do it?” Yueyong finally couldn’t help it, came over and asked aloud.

In fact, Yueyong stood on the spot and thought for a long time, but she didn’t understand the reason.

Why simple words can change so many people.

If it weren’t for this reason, Yueyong would have gone mad just because of Jiang Cheng’s decadent appearance.

“Actually, it’s just four words [self-worth].” Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied very casually.

“Self-worth?”

“Ah, it’s quite troublesome to tell all of them. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com may be said to be watery. A simple summary is enough,” Jiang Cheng continued, “that is, we often I’m talking about the things that exist in various comics, [being recognized by others] and [recognizing others]. Only when these two situations exist at the same time, can a person truly find [self-worth].”

Yue Yong held her hands and lowered her head.

The head was thinking about Jiang Cheng’s words secretly, as for Zongwu, it was a [completely uninterested] expression.

“It’s really easy, just lying in the tub like this, soaking until the end, you can get Owee, today’s war is undoubtedly a complete victory~” Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and sighed slightly.

“Wait a minute, I still have something to ask you,” Yueyong suddenly asked again, “What’s with the Yoshihara 10% discount coupon?”

“Don’t worry, just like before, it’s all a discount and scam.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand, and said indifferently, “I still have a lot of clothes in my clothes. If you need them, you can take them and distribute them. It’s also a group of good potential consumers.”

“Boss, your personality is really bad,” Zongwu on the side couldn’t help but complain, “But it is precisely because of this that we can get along.”