Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 344

[Chapter 310: Reader’s letter, 1 must be taken seriously!]

“Hey! Do you cook with that kind of mood every day?! The difference is too big!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Is it true?! The food for me is not fresh. Is it?! Are all the ingredients that are about to go bad?!”

Hiron laughed without saying a word.

Yueyong took a sip of tea, and said coldly, “It’s enough to feed a waste wood otaku. It’s no different from garbage anyway.”

“What did you say?!” Jiang Cheng slammed the table stand up.

“Stop arguing, stop arguing, it’s time for the next letter.” Qingta quickly persuaded, then picked up an envelope from the table again, opened it, and unfolded the letter, “This is OOO-san from OOO Star, [saying] At the end of Kenshin…]”

“Hey!! Give me a break, you bastard!” Jiang Cheng grabbed the letter paper from Qingta’s hand, smashed it with blue veins, and shouted unbearably: “Why! How many times have I made a mistake! Please send this letter directly to the Ghost Soldier Team, bastard!”

(ps: The prototype of the Ghost Soldier Team’s Kawagami Manzai is Kawagami Hikozai, who is also the protagonist in the Rurouni sword: Hiimura Sword The prototype of the heart.)

“Well, don’t be angry, Jiang Cheng, maybe it’s just the wrong hand shaking.” Qing Tai smiled awkwardly and comforted.

“Really, one by one is like this, it’s really annoying.” Jiang Cheng sat down again and muttered a few words with an unhappy expression on his face.

Mrs. Qing opened another letter, glanced at it, and shouted at Jiang Cheng with a face of surprise, “Jiang Chengsang, this letter is normal! Look at it!”

“Really? Jiang Cheng took the letter with a look of disbelief, “OOO sauce from OOO, [May be the creators of this fake Gintama, how are you. In fact, there has always been a question. It is the people who always feel Jiang Hua and Yueyong There are some similarities, both of them wear cheongsam, and when they appear, they both hold cigarette sticks. Can you explain this?”

After reading the contents of the letter, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the camera with a smile on his face: “OOO-chan, we already know your doubts. So, for this kind of problem, we can ask you to work part-time in the Gintama crew next door at the same time. Yueyue will answer.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong, who was on the side, and said with a smile, “Yueyue, please answer a little bit.

” After a few seconds, he put the teacup in his hand back on the table, coughed twice, straightened his body, looked at the camera and said, “This…”

“Yo Xi,

the next one.” Jiang Cheng concluded. Interrupted.

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in two kunai on his forehead. After this blow, Jiang Cheng fell down with blank eyes.

“Brother Jiang Cheng, don’t interrupt other people’s speech casually.” Qing Tai complained in a low voice.

“Who cares!” Jiang Cheng sat up and roared with blue veins and white eyes, “How do you answer that kind of question?! I’m just helping her to relieve her embarrassment! Please send this kind of letter directly to the original author. Why don’t you

go to the orangutan to fix it!”

“No, it’s not me who is embarrassed.” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly and said.

“Skip! Skip this question!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly shouted, “The next one! The next one! It’s up to you, Chingta, to read.”

“Oh… oh.” Picked up an envelope and opened it, “This letter is from OO sauce of the Master’s House, [Hey, I always feel that the useless otaku doesn’t care enough about his niece, at least, the monthly allowance should be Multiplying by ten, right? The readers are very distressed~ So, she is the most pitiful niece in the universe~]”

“Hey, this OO is not necessary at all!” Jiang Cheng frantically complained, ” It’s all me! I just want to ask for more pocket money for myself through letters from readers! Selfishness is too heavy!”

“Then, this,” said, Qingta picked up another letter of faith, “O Sang from the Kuai O team, [Jiang Chengjun, it’s been a long time since I’ve been in touch, how are you doing? I’m still the same as before. , roaming across the universe, the universe is really great. Ah! Xiao Lu! Don’t step on there! It’s about to break… break… So, back to the topic, I actually have something very important to tell you today. , Actually, in the past, when I went to Hualiu Street, I paid the final bill. I heard from the wig before that Jin Shi still thinks he paid the bill to this day, and you must not be deceived by him. Oh. And that time when you called the yummy outcall service, that was also me at the end…]”

“Hey! What the hell is this idiot thinking about! Is it because I haven’t been out for a long time to gain a sense of existence in this way?! “Jiang Chengsheng raised his head and shouted reluctantly, then looked at Yueyong and Sun Wheel, “Hey, don’t look at me with those scumbag eyes! I don’t know! I don’t know anything!”

“Just I’m just curious about Sakamoto-san’s body part that’s broken?” Qingta asked in a low voice, but then, she noticed that there were words on the back of the envelope, and hurriedly turned it over, “[ps: Actually Recently, I came to a planet called Oupaixing to do business and had a friendly exchange with the officers here. ps of ps: But while talking, the other party actually said that they knew you. It’s a miracle. What are you? Have you been to the universe at some point? You don’t even tell us that you know such a beautiful big sister, really. ps of ps: The other party asked me to give you some souvenirs, and I put them in the envelope together.]”

After listening, the cold sweat on Jiang Cheng’s face brushed off, he mechanically turned his head slowly, looked at Qingtai beside him, and asked intermittently, “Then…that, Qing…Qingtai-jun, do you have any questions? Did you hear any strange sound in the envelope?”

“Ah, yes, it’s like a clock, it’s been ticking all the time.” Harita held the envelope, listened carefully, and replied.

After listening, Jiang Cheng stood up with sweat on his face, grabbed the envelope and threw it out of the window.

But before Jiang Cheng let go, the envelope exploded…

Boom!

!

!

…

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in tan and his hairstyle turned into an afro, sat back on the table expressionlessly.

Qingta twitched the corners of her eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng who was silent.

The sun wheel was still holding the tea with a smile on his face.

As for Yueyong on the side, she had a cold face, showing contempt on her face.

“That, Brother Jiang Cheng?” Qingtai asked tentatively in a low voice.

“Don’t ask anything!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, “Look straight ahead and not be burdened by the past, this is the way of a man’s survival! Next letter! Hurry up!”

“Oh…” Qingtai carefully picked it up again An envelope, “This is the space captain O-san from Akihabara, [Has the Katsushika Week finalized by the production team not started yet? Elizabeth and I have been waiting outside the set…]”

“I don’t remember the production at all. The group has that kind of thing! Is he an idiot?!” Jiang Chengsheng roared indifferently, “What letters from readers! The last few letters are all acquaintances! Why?!”

“And this one… “Harita picked up a letter again,” Kubei from Edo, [That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, do you have time? Let’s discuss the last topic about Oupai and [Beep——], in fact I’ve been a little confused again recently…]”

“Isn’t there even a silencer this time?!” Jiang Cheng held his forehead and said reluctantly, “What are these idiots thinking about every day? Take the camera! Absolutely! Forgive me…”

Harita picked up a letter again: “And this one, a hunter of love from Edo’s hunting Miss A Miao, [production team, about Kondo How about the discussion of the wedding proposal between Xun and Miss A Miao? My [beep—] is always on the move, ready at any time.]”

“That’s an orangutan!!”

“And this one,” Harita Picked up one again, “From Miss OO, the proprietress of Edo Kabukicho Wanshiya, [My wedding trip with Yinsang, when will it be finalized? The two of us are completely ready~ Yinsang’s [ Beep-] and [beep-], and my [beep-] and [beep-], stick together like glue every day…]”

“Why did even the sow escape in the end?!!” Jiang Cheng collapsed and shouted.

Qingtai: “This letter, Dongchengbu, [Said the young master is still the most suitable for Gothic Lolita.]”

“Hey! Is it over?! This is no longer a letter, right?! He regards this as a What’s wrong? Ins?! A BBS who shares his mood?!” Jiang Cheng complained frantically.

Qingta: “And this one, Miss Hell’s Fallen Angel from Edo, [Starting from next month, my mother’s role in the scene will be ten times more requested, otherwise… I will kill you! ps: The envelope has just done A good fried egg must be eaten while it’s still hot.]”

“This is a complete threat!!”

“Hey, please spare me, what are these idiots thinking…” Jiang Cheng

kneaded

Temple, “It’s too much to come out and grab a role at this time. It’s clearly the part of the readers’ letter, but why is it like this…”

“Because, we don’t have many readers at all…” Qing answered weakly. road.

“Say… that’s what I said… that’s why they need them to make up the number…” Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly, but the next moment, he stood up from the spot and roared with white eyes. Said: “Damn!! Even if there is none, they don’t need them to make up the number! And the content of these letters is completely worthless! What are they trying to expose in front of a small number of readers?!”

After that, Jiang Cheng turned around angrily and left, and at the same time muttered unhappily: “Really, all the good moods have been destroyed, the supervisor, the director, I will not shoot today! Whoever loves it will come…Cheer Bah!”

But at this moment, Qingtai suddenly found something, stood up with a letter in hand, and shouted at Jiang Cheng’s back: “Wait a minute! Brother Jiang Cheng! There is one last thing here. Seal! The most important one!”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the unfolded letter Qingtai held up high.

Seeing several bold black characters written on the letter paper, Jiang Cheng’s pupils shrank slightly, and he couldn’t help but stumble two steps: “Then…that’s it!”

“…this article is over!!”