Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 343

[Chapter 309: The diary of the kid who entered the spring period is always full of fantasies!]

Yoshihara, late at night.

“Ah, I don’t want to move at all~” Jiang Cheng said weakly, lying on the table.

“You can’t do this! Brother Jiang Cheng!” Qingtai cheered while sitting at the side of the table, “Today’s broadcast has already started!

” He stretched out his hands and slumped on the table, his entire upper body also slumped on the table, and replied lazily, “The protagonist should also have a weekend, right?

” “Sunny couldn’t help shouting.

“Ah, I see.” Jiang Cheng raised a hand and replied casually, “Today’s broadcast, please use your diary or something to fool you, Qingta, I don’t want to move…”

” You just played games in the house for a week, so you’re tired and don’t want to move!” Haru Taibai shouted.

Just after Mrs. Qing finished speaking, she saw Jiang Cheng took out a diary without knowing it, flipped a page and read it out:

“Then, December 11th, Qing. Today’s class Oda-chan is at 2 o’clock in the afternoon. Twenty-eight minutes and fifteen seconds later, he turned his head and smiled at me, I’m really distressed, the popular boy is really…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Qingta snatched the diary from her hand. , scolded with a blushing face: “Hey! Don’t look at other people’s privacy, bastard!”

After speaking, Qingta secretly glanced at the sun wheel sitting on the side with a smile. Seeing that the sun wheel didn’t respond, she breathed a sigh of relief. .

However, taking advantage of this moment, Jiang Cheng secretly took the diary in Qingtai’s arms again, opened a page and read it out:

“Then, on January 31, Qing, winter vacation, Xiaoli Jiang from the class has an appointment today. I went out to play, and the two of them went together…”

“Hey!! Did you listen to anyone? You bastard!” Harita blushed and scolded, and at the same time took her own diary over again.

“Qingta, let’s have a good chat with my mother after a long absence before going to bed.” Hiron smiled and looked at Qingta.

“Hey…”

“Ah!” Jiang Cheng scratched his hair irritably, then sat up, resting his cheek with one hand, complaining impatiently, “What a bastard author, don’t ask anyone else. Do you have time to call out without authorization, I really don’t want to move…”

Yueyong on the side didn’t speak from beginning to end, and

lowered her head, wondering what she was thinking.

“Hey, you guys should say a few words anyway,” Jiang Cheng glanced at Sun Lun and Yueyong, “Anyway, find a way to drag this chapter over.”

“Then…” Yueyong raised her head, faintly “How about today’s broadcast with Baihua as the main point of view?” “Not so much

.” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.

But just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng ushered in a kunai on his forehead.

“Hey! You’re too skilled at this trick!” Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head, and then shouted with white eyes, “What the hell is my head?! What the hell do you think my head is? ?!”

“The head of an ordinary idiot.” Yueyong replied indifferently.

“Stinky woman!!”

…

“Yo Xi! It’s almost one-third of the time,” Jiang Cheng said, sitting on the spot and holding his hands, “There is absolutely no problem with maintaining this momentum! There is absolutely no problem with today’s broadcast. That’s the problem!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng changed his words, picked up Qingta’s diary, opened a page and read:

“February 13th, Qing. The teacher of the private school in the new semester changed our seats. Ah, I’m at the same table with the very cute Xiaoli-chan! Ya~ I’m so happy~ But compared to Xiaoli-chan, I still prefer Xiaoli-chan…”

“Hey!! Why can’t you get over my diary!” Qingta took the diary again, blushing and frantically complaining, “Do you mean to keep reading my diary?! You What is your head thinking?!”

“Haruta, it seems that we really need to have a good chat.” Hirin squinted and smiled at Qingta.

“Oh…”

“There’s no other way,” Jiang Cheng moved his shoulders and neck and stood up from the same place, “After all, it’s already started, so this is the only way to go.”

“Hey, before saying this. You should put on your pants first! What are those?! Beach pants?! Why would you wear beach pants at this time? And why does it have to be blue and white stripes?!” Qing Tai frantically complained, “How much more are you going to expose?!”

“Yeah, I almost forgot, it’s so dangerous,” said Jiang Cheng, who had already put on his trousers, then turned around and stretched out an index finger to explain, ” This happens from time to time. For example, the young lady in the studio is sitting and broadcasting the news. The lower body that we can’t see often wears very cool clothes. Well, that’s the case.”

“It’s not at all .

!” Qingta was a little broken.

“Then, just after work, a man who lives alone puts on more convenient beach shorts after taking a bath and washing off his exhaustion, because he thinks it’s too troublesome to change clothes.

” It’s over! It’s been half of the broadcast! You haven’t entered the state yet! Is this situation really okay?!”

“It’s long-winded, kid,” Jiang Cheng complained, frowning, “How old do you think I am? Now? It’s not at the same level as the young and bloody kiddies in the jump boy manga, okay? I’m almost thirty years old anyway. Men of this age don’t enter the state so quickly. Fatigue has eroded the whole body of a man of this age, and it is difficult to enter the state without foreplay.”

“Hey, that last sentence is very bad.” Tucao.

“But basically there’s no difference,” Jiang Cheng shrugged, “letting such uncles compete with the new generation of jump, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle. And I bet, even if they arrive, I’m about the same age.”

“It’s all about jumps!”

“Just to give an example,” Jiang Cheng continued, “For example, when Naruto became the seventh Hokage, is it completely different from the original? In the past, I was always full of energy, but when I got older, I had dark circles under my eyes every day. That’s a real example. A real example of being overwhelmed by trivial life!”

“Hey!!!”

“So, don’t look at the current jump’s popular young students who are all like that, I’m sure that when they reach Naruto’s age, they will basically be the same.” Jiang Cheng’s face With seriousness, he continued, “After work, I went home and fell asleep. My wife didn’t dare to complain, and she didn’t care about the daily life of her children. It will definitely become like that in the end!”

“Stop talking about NARUTO. ”

Then let’s change an example, say Sasuke?”

“Isn’t it the same?!” Chingta shouted, and then sighed, “Really, Jiang Cheng-ge, the example you gave is very one-sided, and occasionally learn from it. Can’t you learn Kakarot in Dragon Ball? Kakarot is also getting old, but he is not as lazy as you, and he is still enthusiastic.”

“No, no, it’s not a type of work at all, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied impatiently, “How can I say that Dragon Ball is also a fighting work, how can an uncle like us as the protagonist’s daily work be comparable?”

“Can’t you be a little more motivated? ”

Ah, I see.” Jiang Cheng impatiently plucked out his ears with his pinky finger, then sat down at the table again, and took out a thick envelope from his arms, his expression serious. up.

After a pause, Jiang Cheng said with a serious face: “Then, it’s time for readers to write!”

“Is there anything like that?!”

“Then the first letter, which was sent by OOO’s classmate from OOO,” Jiang Cheng opened a letter casually, “[Please help me send it to ONEPIECE…] Before

he finished reading, Jiang Cheng directly crumpled the letter and threw it to the trash can, then smiled at the camera and said, “Ah, OOO-kun, I have already delivered it for you, no need I’m worried.”

Said, Jiang Cheng looked at Sun Lun and Yueyong who were still drinking tea, scratched the back of his head, and said with a smile: “Yeah~ this kind of thing happens from time to time, people who misremember the address of the letter. “…”

Qingta: “…”

“The second letter was sent by OOO sauce from OOO,” Jiang Cheng opened an envelope again, took out the letter and read it out, “[Hello, I I’m a big fan of Gintama, I like Yinsang the most, can you send this letter to Yinsang…]”

Jiang Cheng quickly crumpled up the letter and threw it into the trash can beside him, and then fell silent with a dark face. After a long time, he smiled again and said, “That, OOO-chan, don’t worry, I have already conveyed it to you. That kind of waste wood and silver hair that is about to rot, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Basically you read it. You can see it by looking through the trash can at home. So, next time you want to say something to him, you can say it to the trash can at home.”

Qingta: “…”

“Let me come. Well,” Qingta sighed softly, then picked out a letter from the envelope on the table, opened the envelope and took out the letter paper and read, “This is from Miss OOO from OOO, [Hello, I am a single mother. I saw it in the previous episodes. It seems that Taifu Hirona is responsible for the meals of a certain useless otaku and Qingtai every day. I think it is really hard~ Because I also have a picky eater in my family every day. Child, so I want to ask Hiron Taifu how to make delicious and nutritious things…]”

Before Qingtai finished reading, Jiang Cheng grabbed the letter paper, rolled it into a ball and threw it in. In the trash can beside it.

“That, Miss OOO from OOO,” Hiran stretched out a forefinger and faced the camera with a smile on his face, “Just remember one sentence, cooking depends on love! When making bento for Harita I always have this kind of mood. As for the useless otaku, I cooked for him with the mood of [the ingredients that are about to go bad should not be wasted].”