Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 345

[End of month summary…]

Uh, it’s the end of the month again. I don’t know why, as soon as I write the end-of-month summary, I feel like I’m writing a quarterly report in my unit.

First of all, in terms of data, here is still the main starting point.

As of 8:30 this evening, (starting point) 5103 collections, 622 high subscriptions, 302 average subscriptions, and 80 additional subscriptions (the number of subscriptions within 24 hours of the new chapter).

In fact, at the beginning of this month, I had set four small goals in my heart.

The goal has nothing to do with subscription. The small goal is to exceed 1 million words, 5,000 favorites, more than 1,000 monthly tickets received, and more than 10,000 recommended tickets received.

Except for the last recommended ticket, all the others have been achieved, and I am still very happy.

I would also like to thank you all for your great support here.

In terms of content, I feel like there is nothing to add. I wrote a few original articles this month, and there may be some ooc in some places, but I tried my best, really.

There will probably be originals in the future, but this is based on inspiration. Although there are several originals that have been conceived, they are not suitable for writing now. Those originals are suitable for writing after the ending, as postscripts.

Then, let me talk about it a little bit. In fact, most of the daily life in the back is still based on the original work, so if you feel bored, you can skip it. It doesn’t matter. Most of the main line foreshadowing has been written in the previous content. nothing.

I just don’t want to leave any regrets, I just want to write all the daily articles that I can write into this fanfic.

Also, I saw that some pirated readers came and ordered all of them. This feeling is unnecessary. You can start ordering from where you see it. After all, I read it, and it costs more than thirty Dollars, not cheap.

As a new user, I remember there was a 14-day free period. Every day I watched an advertisement to get a starting coin, and there was no problem with chasing three or four copies of my daily update volume of web articles.

Let’s also talk about how to prostitute valuable coins.

First of all, check in every day. After signing in, there will be a double. You can get 10 points of valuable coins after watching a 15-second advertisement. This is available every day.

Check in for a week in a row and double it to get 60 points on Sunday.

In that lottery, if you sign in for 30 consecutive days and there are still 100 days left, you can get 500 points (it seems to be changed to 200 points now?).

There is also an ad that randomly gives 1 to 10 points.

The second is that valuable currency advertisements are not swiped three times at the end of each chapter.

30 points in total.

The third, click a subscription, a yellow 10 mark will appear at the bottom of the screen,

click in and watch the advertisement at ten o’clock.

This seems to happen six times a day.

In this case, because we only have two to three chapters a day, so please try not to waste the remaining three or four opportunities, and find a female book with a small number of words (some female books seem to have a chapter of only 1,000). word, five o’clock), and then take the coin.

The last is the continuous reading time. It seems that it is ten minutes or five minutes. A yellow 10 icon will appear at the bottom of the screen. This seems to be available six or seven times a day.

I don’t know exactly how many times.

Basically these are the most common ones, and the rest is investing in new books or something.

This coin is a valuable coin. Using this coin to subscribe, the author also has income, which is suitable for student parties.

There is no problem chasing three or five copies of a web article that is updated every day as much as we do.

This is what this white-bleaching starter said.

The next thing may be a bit profound, because as more and more friends notice our online article, there are more and more trolls.

Let’s talk a little bit about this, let’s take an example.

For example, a book friend commented in Zhang Shuo before: It’s really disgusting, opening the harem of NM!

At that time, my first reaction was that this product is a stupid X.

Of course, I did reply to him this way for the first time, but after I thought about it carefully, I suddenly noticed something was wrong, and then I spent one night re-reading this web article from beginning to end. again.

As a result, I still couldn’t find the place where the tendency to open a harem was manifested. At that time, I was puzzled. As long as I went to primary school, my reading comprehension would not be so bad, right? Could this person slip through the net of nine years of compulsory education? fish?

But suddenly, I had an epiphany!

Can’t help but think of a very scary possibility!

perhaps!

Perhaps this book friend has spent a lot of money, and in the long river of time, in countless futures, he has seen some kind of future possibility!

Perhaps in a certain future that the book friend saw, one day I was struck by lightning when I was going out, and my whole personality changed drastically.

Thinking of this, I can’t help but feel numb on my scalp, chill on my back, and soaked in cold sweat all over my body!

I was completely stunned in place!

This is great horror!

But then I thought of it again, this book friend, at the price of blood, used to remind me not to make mistakes in the chaos, this… What kind of tolerance is this?

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How righteous is this?

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What kind of self-denial is this?

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Thinking of this,

I can’t help but be grateful, I don’t know what to say!

I hope this book friend can leave an address if he sees this, and I will send you a few pounds of eggs to make up for it.

Finally, let me sincerely apologize to this book friend, and attach a photo of me bowing to you.

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What?

You said this is not a picture of bowing?

No, no, this is the normal gesture of bowing to express gratitude in our hometown.

Just kidding, this chapter has been deleted by me, what I actually want to say is that you can spray it, but don’t spray me with those non-existent things.

Otherwise it’s just plain disgusting.

I give a few templates to those who want to scold and spray, and organize a few ideas for those who want to scold, which can be adopted selectively.

The first one, you can spray my writing rubbish, for example [Silly X author, writing is like shit!

There is no description at all, and the typo doesn’t even change the text, the sentence doesn’t make sense, and the complaints are weak and weak, stupid X!

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Second, you can spray me not only with water but also with a slow update speed, for example: [Silly X author, what is written is all the original content, the update is so slow, so watery, what did you write? j8 stuff?

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Third: You can criticize me for lack of original content, all of which are original content, even if you call me poor imagination.

Fourth: You can spray me not to write fighting scenes, such as: [Silly X author, the fighting scenes you wrote are like shit!

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Fifth: You can spray my psychological description like shit, you can spray my lack of vocabulary, you can spray my original content written like shit, and so

on, you can add anything else, you can add, I am barren These are just a few of my imaginations.

We are not sure about other things, as long as these reasons are used to scold me without bringing my family, I recognize them all, and I will never retaliate.

In fact, having said so much, all I want to say is that you can spray it, but don’t spray it indiscriminately.

To be honest, Gintama fans, our quality is okay.

After all, there was a saying before: People who like Gintama are not bad guys.

Forgot the original words, but the meaning is probably the same.

Remind me, the consequences of spraying me indiscriminately are very serious!

I am notoriously ruthless in our eight villages!

How ruthless?

Let me give you a little example and everyone will understand. When I was in elementary school and junior high school, I really planned to write a few pages per day on average for winter and summer vacation homework and completed it strictly!

Say it hard or not!

When I think about it now, my scalp feels numb.

Okay, this is the end of the joke…

I wanted to recommend a few books to everyone, but they are basically Japanese, so I thought about it at the end, and it may not suit everyone’s appetite.

I want to push the text from the starting point, but after searching for a long time, I can’t find an author who can py.

Forget it, forget it… I’ll recommend a three-body version that I like and can be found at the starting point.

Da Liu’s long sci-fi, three-body.

This book, I will not blow the ceiling.

Then I will recommend some dramas that play tricks and spit out the wind every day.

I originally wanted to push what I liked, but after thinking about it in the end, I should just push some daily jokes.

Because I feel that there are some other styles that I may like but not everyone likes…

Daily, high school boys, high school girls, pops and popi beauty, I don’t need to say that everyone should have seen or heard of these. To sum up, you can basically carry everyday things in the name, like the earliest day and the later Arakawa hilarious group, the blue sea (the sea of Yi Yi), the superpower daughter (also called the underworld daughter), and the backstreet Girl, Mr. Despair, Hilarious Life in the Rainforest, Anime Club, Prison Academy, My Name is He Guigan Sakamoto, Kusuo Saiki’s Disaster, Sneak Naiako, Monthly Girl Nozaki-kun, Demon Asachel is calling , wait…

and the third season of Assong, which just ended yesterday, Assong really wants to push it hard and play with stalks. Don’t be persuaded by the style of painting, you will fall in love with that rudeness sextuplets.

In fact, there are also a lot of Assong Terriers in Gintama, the sheeeh action that has appeared many times, and the spoof 11 twins in the football chapter.

There should be many more, but I can’t remember them for a while. I will add them later. I only think of these for the time being. You can reply to this chapter if you have any interesting stories.

Finally, I would like to apologize to everyone in advance. Due to personal reasons, the update of the fake Gintama may not be as diligent as before.

In the last summary at the end of the month, I also said that it was actually quite tiring. Not only did I have to go to work, but there was also a milk tea shop at home that needed to be taken care of. In fact, I had quarreled with my girlfriend several times because of this.

If I put all my free time in the online article like this, I may really have to hire a store manager.

As a store manager, I have to pay a salary of at least 3,000 a month (a small 18th-tier county).

It’s been three months since I can get full attendance here, and after that, there is only one subscription share, and I can get more than 1,000 yuan a month.

If you hire another store manager, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com is really just putting money in.

Losing more than 2,000 a month, it is estimated that this web article will take more than half a year to write, let’s count seven months, and at least lose 15,000.

It’s really a lot, and I don’t have that much money in my private house…

I said at the beginning that it doesn’t matter if I make money or not, but there is indeed a bit of subsidized money…

It’s not worth it after all, so I decided.

After that, I will allocate more free time to the store, and this aspect of online articles may be reduced a bit.

But it won’t reduce too much, and stable updates should probably be possible.

The daily update time should be adjusted, but I will see how the time is allocated in the past few days.

No eunuch, don’t worry.

There should be very few additions at ordinary times, and even if they are added, they will all be put on weekends.

There is basically no time to add updates from Monday to Friday … I

hope everyone understands…

I’m sorry!

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Finally…

good night, see you tomorrow.