Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 342

[Chapter 308: The more you gain, the more you lose!]

When everyone looked, they saw a child whose skin color was basically the same as that of Ganwei Luo, sitting in the front seat of the audience and cheering Gan Xiaoluo with his voice.

[Could it be… that child is the son that Gan Yuluo talked about?

】 Xin Baha thought to himself.

“Hey, stop dawdling,” Jiang Cheng shouted at Xin Ba Haw, “tee off!”

“Oh.” Xin Ba Hao then reacted and kicked the ball under his feet towards Jiang Cheng.

The ball rolled to Jiang Cheng’s feet, the corner of Jiang Cheng’s mouth raised slightly, stopped the football, turned around, kicked the ball out with force, and shouted: “Look at my glide curve and shoot! Space Wing, give me strength! “The

football flew towards the goal, but it was his own goal.

“Hey! Even the goal is wrong!” Shinba roared.

But fortunately, the ball was blocked by Ganweiluo. It may be that some of the descriptions are not accurate. It should be said that it went towards Ganweiluo’s crotch. At a certain moment, everyone seemed to hear some kind of broken egg. cracked sound.

“Damn! It’s blocked!” Jiang Cheng’s face showed a trace of unbearable.

“Blocked!” The commentator shouted again, “He did it! Not only the opponent’s attack, but also the teammate’s attack was blocked! Ganwei Luo! Good job! Let us see the kind of veteran who refuses to admit defeat. The spirit of the stadium!”

At this time, on the field.

Because the ball was kicked off the pitch, the ball went to the opposing team.

“Well, wait a minute,” Xin Baha pushed his glasses and looked at the entire enemy team, “The opponent seems to be all the same… The style of painting is different from ours, it’s completely the style of a football teenager. Ah!”

“Ah…” Gano Luo on the chair finally woke up, and explained slowly with a face full of pain: “Yes… Yes, because they are 11 twins… Today’s opponent is Oedo ambivalence, hostile All 11 are the 11 brothers of the Matsuno family.”

“I see,” Yin Shi nodded with his hands in his arms, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, “Hey, it’s all your own business, the three boys of the Matsuno family.”

“Shut up! I’m squatting with that kind of virgin family. It doesn’t matter at all!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

But just after he finished speaking, the real Matsuno family three males rushed over with the ball.

“That…” Gan Yuluo raised his head and said,

“It doesn’t matter if you’re a layman, the man-to-man defense is good, don’t let them move freely, leave the goal to me.”

“Understood!” Kondo and Little Monkey Simultaneously responded.

Immediately afterwards, the two stopped beside A Miao and Yin Shi at the same time.

“Hey! Don’t stare at your own people!” Ganero shouted.

“Long-winded! Isn’t the man-marking tactic of falling in love all the time?!” Kondo and Xiaozao turned their heads and retorted at the same time.

After finishing speaking, the two got up and jumped up and rushed towards A Miao and Yin Shi respectively.

But at this moment, the three boys of the Matsuno family had come to the goal, and they raised their feet and shot the ball hard towards the goal.

“Release! In short, go ahead with big feet!” Ganweiluo shouted.

“Go over with big feet? Understood!” A Miao and Yin Shi shouted at the same time, and kicked them out hard, hitting Kondo’s crotch and Xiao Yuan’s body.

After this blow, the two fell to the ground directly.

“Xinjiang, I did it~” A Miao waved her hand and shouted at Xinba, “I solved two balls at once~”

“Sister! Girls can’t say two balls. Something like that!” Shinbaha hurriedly stopped him.

Xin Baha just finished speaking, the ball has already flown to the center of the goal, this time, it still hit Ganwei Luo’s crotch.

Everyone heard a broken sound again.

“It’s been resolved here too…” Shin Baha said expressionlessly.

“Stopped again!” The commentator stepped on the commentary platform and roared: “Ganweiluo blocked another ball again! Blocked a ball with the ball between his thighs! One ball for another! How admirable this is The spirit of it! But it will be dangerous next, Gano Luo has no extra balls to exchange, what strategy Oedo will do under this situation, it is really exciting!

” The twitching Gan Wei Luo, Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth and complained: “For my son, I really worked hard, Gan Wei Luo Sang…”

“Don’t worry, if you want the ball, we have a lot more here!” Jiang Cheng patted it. Shin Baha’s shoulder comforted, and then pointed to Katsura, Hasegawa and Elizabeth who were doing nothing, “If you count you and Gintoki, we can block at least ten goals!”

“Hey! Don’t make that kind of danger. What a speech!” Xin Baha roared with big eyes, “There is no need for that kind of ball-for-ball!” In

the next game, the basic possession of the ball was basically controlled by the enemy team. Well, after all, Jiang Cheng’s side are all laymen, and even if he hits the ball, the opponent steals it without incident.

Especially after Ganwei Luo fell into a faint, his side made a mess.

However, although the opponent shot countless times, none of them scored, because the balls were all directed at Ganello’s body.

Dangdang!

The bell rang for halftime.

…

In the lounge, a group of people gathered to discuss strategies.

As for Ganwei Luo, who had no good place in his body and rolled his eyes, he was ignored by everyone at the same time.

“Really, you really can’t underestimate football.” Jiang Cheng said with a solemn expression on his face.

“Indeed, a hole-in-one shot or something is clearly engraved in the genes of a man, like an instinct, but why can’t you shoot in?” Kondo also held his hands and made a thought.

“Hey, is it okay for the rogue to stop talking for a while?” Xin Baha said with a dark face.

“But, I think we’ve worked really hard, Hachi,” Gintoki raised his head and shrugged his shoulders, “The entire first half has passed, but the opponent hasn’t even scored a single goal.”

“Mmmm. “Jiang Cheng and Kagura held hands and nodded at the same time.

“That doesn’t count as hard work at all!” Xin Baha pointed at Ganwei Luo, who was still tied to a chair, and shouted, “The other party kicked Ganwei Luosang on purpose! The outcome of the game is completely doomed, right! And Jiang Cheng-sang and Kagura-chan, aren’t you two the ones who played the most?! The two of you combined have more shots than the other side! You two Does he have a grudge against Ganwei Luosang?! He has become like this and the two of you should take the main responsibility!”

“No, I’m just creating a miracle in the football world.” Jiang Cheng explained, “stopping a single game A player with so many balls is unprecedented! After this game, he will become a player on par with Buffon! Isn’t he going to show his son? Isn’t such a miracle enough?!”

Shinba was speechless.

“You guys, listen to my instructions in the second half… wow!” Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng knocked him down.

“Listen, the strategy in the second half is the same as the first half, it’s OK to keep it!” Jiang Cheng said sharply, “Winning or losing is not the key at all! The key is to let Ganweiluo block more balls, do you understand?! Whether it is The enemy is still us, do you know what to do as soon as you get the ball?!”

“Understood!” Except for Xin Ba Ha, everyone responded at the same time.

“That’s right! That’s a crazy attack on Ganweiluo’s crotch! Our goal is to make this man Buffon… No, it’s beyond Buffon!”

Dangdang!

The second half started…

similar to the situation in the first half, but the momentum of the crowd was obviously several times higher than in the first half. Whether it was the enemy team or the own team, after everyone got the ball, they began to frantically move towards the opponent. Ganero, who was tied to a chair, attacked frantically.

On the commentary table, the commentary had already burst into tears, and his throat had become hoarse because of the roar.

Not only the commentary, but even the referee and all the audience cheered Gano Luo in tears.

The new Baha on the court stood aside with black lines all over his head, and he didn’t say a word from beginning to end…

Dangdang!

!

The game is over!

!

The score is still zero to five.

“The game is over!! Winner, Oedo ambivalence!” The commentator shouted out in a hoarse voice, “Although the winner is not the Oedo team, everyone present today has witnessed a miracle! It’s Ganweiluo! He blocked 373 shots in a single game! Including 30 of the enemy team and 343 of his own players! This is a miracle! A miracle in world football! Ganweiluo is enough to be beaten Written in the history of world football! This is an unrepeatable history!”

“Thanks to all the athletes on the field for their cooperation! It was your hard work that allowed me, the audience on the field and the audience in front of the TV to witness this miracle! Thank you for letting us witness history!” The

commentator bowed to the arena with tears in his eyes.

Then he raised his head and said, “All the audience present! Let’s shout the man’s name! Ganweiluo! Ganweiluo!

” Confidence.

“Don’t stand stupidly, go and lift the protagonist.” Jiang Cheng came over and patted Xin Baji on the shoulder.

“Difficult… Could it be that Jiang Chengsang had already foreseen this situation?” Xin Ba Hao wondered.

“Ah, although it’s not really predictable, it’s just a little idea.” Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Gan Yuluo who was still sitting in front of the goal, “With our ability, it is difficult to win the game, but , if it’s just to make him stand out, it’s much simpler. Is that enough? In front of his son, this kind of performance can definitely be called a competent father.”

…

When Ganweiluo woke up, he realized that he was being thrown into the sky constantly. Time and time again, there were shouts from the audience on the field, that was… his name!

Although I don’t know what happened, at this moment, Gano Luo smiled sincerely.

Cheer along with the crowd.

…

stand in front of the crowd.

“You…thank you…thank you so much!” The tears on Ganweiluo’s face couldn’t stop flowing.

“It’s alright, now, it doesn’t matter about my son, right?” Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

“Ah, in this case, you don’t have to worry about your son at all!” Said, Ganweiluo turned his head and shouted excitedly at a blond girl in the audience: “Did you see it?! So, for us Future son, please associate with me!!”

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“For the sake of my future son, I really want to say thank you to all of you! Thank you so much!” Ganweiluo turned his head and bowed deeply to everyone.

However, just after bending down, Gan Weiluo suddenly felt something, and after reaching out and touching a certain part of himself, suddenly the whole person became petrified…

After Jiang Cheng spit at the same time, he turned around in tacit agreement, full of anger. leave.

There was only one petrified person who was surrounded by cheers from the audience, and kept mumbling “My son is gone” Kanyo Luo…

“This is the karma, the karma that must be taken up in order to succeed. It’s unavoidable!” Jiang Cheng said as he walked, and couldn’t help but spat to the side again.

“There’s nothing wrong, it’s inevitable!” The rest of the people echoed at the same time.

(End of this article.)