Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 337

[Chapter 303: Professional issues should be done by professionals!]

“Be humble, old man,” Jiang Cheng shrugged and complained, “You weren’t like this when you were young, right? Why are you like this now?”

“Remember quickly!” Kagura cheered. “That period of pure history, Aru! Go back to the history when you were young and full of youth! Only then can your wife be attracted to you again and change her mind!”

“That’s right.” Granny Denshi also nodded. .

“How to do…?” Uncle Beichuan wondered.

“Don’t worry! Although we don’t know what the love life of this old man and the old woman is like, but if it’s the love of the lush years, I know all about it, Aru!” Kagura patted his chest with confidence, ” Don’t underestimate me who is chasing bubble love dramas every day!”

“No, your experience is useless,” Jiang Cheng said with a blank expression, then looked at Uncle Beichuan again and smiled Say, “Remember? The first time you dated, the first time you confessed! That’s the feeling you need to get back now! The feeling that you blush when you hold your hand! A little bit right. When you look at it, you will feel like the sky is spinning!”

“Hey hey hey?!!” Uncle Beichuan waved his hand quickly, “No, no, no, I’ve long forgotten, the first date or something, I’ve forgotten all about it.”

“That’s why men are not at all careful,” Granny Dengshi breathed out a small breath, “if it’s a woman, it will definitely be remembered very clearly.”

“Don’t worry,” Jiang Cheng chuckled and then took out his phone from his arms and shook it, “I can ask you a genuine and innocent man to teach you.”

So, ten minutes later, Yamazaki, who was assigned a special task by General Wu, Appeared in the Dengshi store.

“Your task today is to make this old man feel young again, that is to say, the feeling of being a virgin!” Jiang Cheng patted Yamazaki, who had been stunned and had not reacted, on the shoulder.

“Hey? Wait…hey?!” Yamazaki, who obviously hadn’t figured out the situation, held his head a little frantically, “Wait! Didn’t Captain Okita say it was an urgent mission?! Why is it so unclear? Mission?! Boss, tell me what’s going on now!”

“Ah, didn’t I explain it to you just now?” Jiang Cheng wondered, and then pointed at Uncle Beichuan again, “That is to say, today you will He has become a virgin again!”

“I don’t understand it at all! Is it human modification?!” Yamazaki was a little mad, “Speaking of the police have a lot of work, don’t embarrass me, boss.”

“Ah, don’t worry about this, I’ve already agreed with your boss,” Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone, “Look, that uncle agrees.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s mobile phone, “Virginity or something, tell Kondo and the others.” Just one click.

Use whatever you want!

It doesn’t matter if you accidentally kill it!

Uncle, I’m fighting in the wine room, so I won’t talk more!

】 This kind of message, Yamazaki’s head is full of black lines.

“No! Why is it so understated!” Yamazaki said frantically, “Is my life so worthless?! What the hell is that uncle thinking in his head!!

” I’m on an expatriate assignment, and there is absolutely no danger, just train this old man to be a virgin!” Jiang Cheng comforted.

“Boss, can I choose to refuse?” Yamazaki asked weakly.

“That uncle said that it doesn’t matter if he is killed.” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

Yamazaki: “…”

…

“So that’s what it is, that’s why I need an innocent young man like me…” After hearing what happened to Uncle Beichuan, Yamazaki nodded, but the next moment… “Damn it. Why do you have to let me come?!”

“Because you are a virgin.” Jiang Cheng and Kagura answered without hesitation at the same time.

After listening to this, two blue veins suddenly appeared on Yamazaki’s face: “Don’t take it for granted! By the way, isn’t Shinbaha-kun also a virgin?! Why did you have to come to me?!”

“It’s true that the new Ba Haw may be more suitable than you, but today due to special reasons, the new Ba Haw cannot be allowed to participate.” Jiang Cheng explained, holding his hands, “So, I can only leave it to you! Cherry Saki-kun! ”

Hey, don’t give others that kind of names!!” Yamazaki yelled, blushing.

“Cherry River will be handed over to you! Cherry Saki!” Kagura also patted Yamazaki’s shoulder.

“My name is Yamazaki! Can you not give people that nickname! It will be bad for readers to see it!

” That’s right! Let the readers see how serious you are!” Jiang Cheng cheered, “Come on! Cherry Saki! Maybe you will become a popular character in one fell swoop! Don’t you want to ride on your nicotine deputy head? Go on?!”

“Ah…this…this…” Yamazaki was obviously overwhelmed, and his eyes began to evade, “Is it really okay for someone like me who has no sense of existence? Can popularity really skyrocket?”

“Ah, absolutely yes.

Yes!” Jiang Cheng looked into Yamazaki’s eyes seriously, “As long as you work hard, I believe you can definitely do it! Don’t give up! Cherry Zaki-kun! And we will help you by the side!”

“Then…then I’ll try it…” Yamazaki said embarrassedly, rubbing the back of his head.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng secretly gave a thumbs up to Kagura on the side [Fucking done!

】

“Master, this person is your teacher today! You must do your best! You must do your best for your wife!” Jiang Cheng looked at the old man Beichuan beside him and gave him a thumbs up.

…

in front of a convenience store.

Jiang Cheng crossed his chest with one hand and held his chin with the other hand as if thinking: “What is virginity? What is the daily manifestation of virginity

? Convenience store: “That’s an adult magazine! When it comes to virginity, an adult magazine is a must!”

“That makes sense, Aru!” Kagura nodded with his hands in his arms, “When you think of virginity, the first thing that comes to mind is adult magazines!”

“No way! Why do you think of such a thing!” Said, “What is the structure of your head?!”

Ignoring Yamazaki, who was jumping on the spot, Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan: “Old man! Come on! Remembering the feeling of virginity, buy what you like. Adult magazines! Go!”

“Search! Go! Grandpa!” Kagura also cheered.

“No need! Why do you have to do this kind of indifferent training!” Yamazaki frantically complained.

“I’m going…” Looking at Jiang Cheng and Kagura’s encouraging eyes, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked towards the convenience store with a cane.

“Hey!! I really went!!” Yamazaki felt bad.

On the other side, Uncle Beichuan slowly walked into the convenience store, walked directly to the bookshelf, glanced at the adult magazines lined up on the bookshelf, and picked up a mosaic with the words [Charm の Mature/Female]. The magazine on the cover walked unhurriedly to the settlement desk, and lined up behind the crowd.

“Cherry Qi-kun, have you noticed any problem?” Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki with a solemn expression, “That old man’s problem is really serious.”

“Indeed, it doesn’t look like a virgin at all.” Yamazaki He nodded and analyzed, “Virginity would never buy adult magazines in that way!”

“As expected of true virginity, you can see the problem at a glance,” Jiang Cheng nodded in approval, “Then, When he comes out, I’ll ask you to demonstrate the correct way! Please!”

“Huh?!” Yamazaki couldn’t help but took a step back, just about to refuse, but looking at Jiang Cheng’s trusting eyes, he could only refuse He swallowed the words again, scratched his head and said, “No… I can’t help it, so I can only come here. After all, as a police officer, the people’s daily life should also be paid attention to…”

“Be more confident, Cherry Saki-kun. ,” Jiang Cheng smiled, “In this field, you are a well-deserved [male number one] in this work.”

“Male…Male No. 1?!!” Yamazaki pointed to himself and said in disbelief, his tongue knotted, “Really?! Is my character really that prominent?!”

“Of course!” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation, and silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart: [Although it is the realm of virginity…]

“Yo Xi! This time I can only be more motivated!” Yamazaki clenched his fists full of energy said full.

At this time, Uncle Beichuan took the adult magazine to settle the bill and walked out slowly.

Before Uncle Beichuan approached, Yamazaki rushed forward, stood in front of Uncle Beichuan, and severely criticized: “No! What you did just now was not right at all! It’s completely different from virginity! You’re not buying virginity at all!”

“Hey? Is it?” Uncle Beichuan said in surprise.

“Of course! What you do has nothing to do with virginity!” Yamazaki said with a serious face, “First of all! Why do you have to line up in front of a young girl’s cashier?! No! As a virgin, our virgin friend It’s the uncle’s cash register on the side!”

“Second! When you take out an adult magazine, cover it with an ordinary book!”

“Third! After you buy it, you must stuff it into your clothes! Sneak as much as possible. Come out! It’s all basic!”

After listening to Yamazaki’s words, Uncle Beichuan murmured in disbelief: “Is there still so many demands?! Virginity is really not easy…”

“By the way, if If it was me, I would put it in the basket as if I took it by mistake and accidentally put it in.” Yamazaki shook his index finger and said earnestly, “You have too many places to transform! Cherry Chuan!”

“I see! Master! I will work hard!” Uncle Beichuan bowed.

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