Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 336

[Chapter 302: Middle-aged… elderly couples also have all kinds of troubles…]

“Ah, I… I’m already fifty-six years old…” Uncle Beichuan seemed to be a little leaky when he spoke, and his voice was a little weak, “My wife is also fifty-five years old…”

“So that’s how it is.” Jiang Cheng smiled and nodded, but his heart was not as relaxed as his face: [Damn!

It’s almost sixty years old, and the married life is not harmonious?

Do not make jokes!

There is absolutely no way to start!

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“Well, is there anything unusual about your wife recently, Aru?” Kagura asked aloud, “For example, he often leaves the house for reasons such as business trips with the boss.”

“Shut up!” Jiang Cheng knocked again. Kagura head.

But at this moment, Uncle Beichuan began to sob.

Seeing the appearance of Uncle Beichuan, Jiang Cheng was startled and muttered in disbelief: “Difficult…Could it be that Kagura-chan’s guess is true…”

“No…it’s not,” Uncle Beichuan said while sobbing. With a face full of grievances, “Actually, my wife has been very strange recently.”

“Very strange? What do you mean?” Jiang Cheng then asked.

Jiang Cheng just asked the question, and saw that Uncle Beichuan actually twisted, a hint of embarrassment appeared on his wrinkled face, and he said intermittently: “Actually, my wife, she…my wife has been so cold to me recently~ Good night. The kiss, there are no such and such things~ Ah~ I’m so distressed~ woo woo~ Are you entering a cold period? Do you no longer like me?” After

speaking, Uncle Beichuan stretched out both hands at the same time. The index fingers touched each other, and looked at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes, “Because, this kind of behavior is gone~ What am I going to do, woo woo…”

After listening, the faces of Jiang Cheng and Kagura On the very tacit understanding at the same time burst into blue veins.

“It doesn’t matter at all!!” Jiang Cheng and Kagura shouted at the same time.

“Ah?! It doesn’t matter what it is! Didn’t you already accept the commission?!” Uncle Beichuan shouted angrily, but just after he finished speaking, he began to gasp for breath and pointed to his chest with a painful expression. ” medicine… medicine…”

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng quickly got up and helped Uncle Beichuan to the sofa, took the medicine out of his arms, and poured two pills for Uncle Beichuan to take.

After doing all this, the pain on Uncle Beichuan’s face gradually subsided.

“Huh~” Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said with lingering fears, “I almost committed intentional homicide…”

After saying that, Jiang Cheng glanced at the god who was still sitting on the sofa eager to try. Le, sighed softly and complained, “I said to you, can you accept some normal commissions? How to complete such commissions?”

“Little brother, are you trying to reject me, an uncle who is about to go to earth?” Beichuan The uncle woke up and looked at Jiang Cheng with tears in his eyes again.

“Do you really think of yourself as an uncle?” Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained, “Obviously he’s already an old man, we really don’t know what to do about the marriage crisis between the old man and the old lady!”

“Ah ah Ahhhh!!” Uncle Beichuan cried again, “Young people today really don’t know how to respect the old and love the young at all, they only care about their own happiness, and they don’t care about the affairs of the elderly, what a morbid society! Woohoo…”

“Don’t say it’s the society’s fault!” Jiang Chengbai shouted,

“It’s really disgusting for an old grandfather to do this! Please stop me now!”

“I really want to die, there is no joy at all in life!” Uncle Beichuan cried even more vigorously on the sofa.

“Hey! Kagura-chan, you accepted the commission, and you have to say a few words!” Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who was holding his hands and closed his eyes with a solemn expression, as if he had fallen into a contemplative Kagura.

Just after Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Uncle Beichuan suddenly stopped crying. Jiang Cheng turned his head and saw that Uncle Beichuan’s face turned blue.

“Hey! Hold on! Uncle!” Jiang Cheng quickly picked up the medicine bottle and poured out two capsules again, opened Uncle Beichuan’s mouth and stuffed it in, and poured tea into it.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned Uncle Beichuan over and began to smooth his back.

Two full minutes passed before Uncle Beichuan slowly recovered.

“Hu~” Jiang Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead again, “Old man, I don’t think you want to come to the Master’s House, but to the hospital, right? Can you please stop tossing us? That’s what you said. It doesn’t matter at all, right?”

“How could it matter?” Uncle Beichuan turned his head and retorted, “We are husband and wife! We must always be loving and loving, right?!”

“Think about your age.” Jiang Cheng sighed heavily.

“No! I don’t want to think about age at all!” Uncle Beichuan retorted tearfully, “I want to keep that sticky relationship with my wife forever! I don’t want to do this anymore, I’ve lost the motivation to live!

” The crying old man had several black lines on Jiang Cheng’s forehead, while Kagura quietly stood up and walked towards the door.

“Hey, where are you going?” Jiang Cheng looked blankly at Kagura, who was about to reach the door, “Do you want to sneak away alone?”

“I just remembered that the vinegar kelp at home was finished, so I wanted to go. Buy some Aru at the convenience store.” Kagura turned his head and explained, “It’s definitely not that I want to sneak away! Absolutely!”

“Do you think I believe it?!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Come here!”

Hearing the sound, Kagura turned his face away and spat softly, then reluctantly walked over and sat down.

Looking at Uncle Beichuan who was still crying, Jiang Cheng sat down again with his forehead supported, and said speechlessly, “Although I did hear that recently [beep] couples with discordant lives are increasing, but…”

said Then, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Uncle Beichuan who was beating the sofa on the opposite side, “But he’s too old! Hey, don’t try to sneak away again.”

Kagura, who had just stood up, could only sit again .

Down.

“That, Mr. Beichuan, can you please stop first?” Jiang Cheng shouted helplessly.

However, Uncle Beichuan cried even more as he did it on purpose.

“Hey!! Stop it!!” Jiang Chengbai roared, “How long will it take! We will help!”

“Really?” Uncle Beichuan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and sat up. Look at Jiang Cheng.

“Ah, really,” Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, “and, let’s talk about it first, it’s the first time we’ve faced this kind of situation, and it’s hard to say whether we can help you…”

Just as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Uncle Beichuan started to cry again, but this time he was moved to cry.

“Don’t cry! If I cry again, I can only call for an ambulance!” Jiang Cheng shouted quickly.

“Little uncle, do you really want to help this grandpa, Aru?” Kagura turned to look at Jiang Cheng who was a little mad and asked.

“There’s no other way, I can only go up.” Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, “Isn’t the entrustment your own? Why did you make an appearance that seems to have nothing to do with you? Hey!”

“Because the old man and the old woman have Married life is something I haven’t touched at all.” Kagura replied without hesitation.

“Don’t say it’s the same as me!”

“Has the little uncle already figured out where to start, Aru?” Kagura asked again.

“No way, I’d better ask the old woman downstairs about this kind of thing.” Jiang Cheng replied helplessly, “Maybe there may be some good suggestions from his peers.”

…

Dengshi Xiaodian.

“Well, that’s what happened,” Jiang Cheng sat at the front desk, glanced at Uncle Beichuan who was squeamishly beside him, and then looked at Granny Dengshi standing at the counter, “Baba, do you have any advice?”

“Just for the sake of Does this kind of thing wake me up?!” Granny Denshi yelled with white eyes, “We are not open during the day here! Why am I here to listen to the old man’s complaints?! Give me enough time, bastard!! My beauty sleep is ruined!”

“After all, among the people I know, the only one who can be helpful and considerate is you, Granny Dengshi.” Jiang Cheng looked at Granny Dengshi with a smile, his eyes full of tenderness.

“Put away your expression for me, do you think I’m a little girl who doesn’t understand anything?!” Granny Dengshi cursed with her veins bursting, but then her tone calmed down, “Forget it, since you are sincere Come and beg me with sincerity, and I will be merciful and help me too.”

After speaking, Granny Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan, who was sitting in front of the counter, and asked, “Hey, that old man over there, the fuse What? What is the reason for your relationship with your wife to fade? There should be, right?”

“I don’t know…” Uncle Beichuan shook his head.

“How can I not know, this attitude is really annoying,” Granny Dengshi spat, “Men are like this, they don’t notice anything. That’s why women are angry.”

Uncle Beichuan was silent for a while, and then he said: “As we get older, the feeling of heart pounding when we look directly at each other becomes less and less, and when we find out, it’s completely…”

After that, Uncle Beichuan said. He took a sip from the teacup, frowned and then complained: “It’s really ruthless, she.”

“Wait a minute,” Granny Denshi frowned and said, “I said, what you said just now seemed to be saying everything. It’s all your wife’s fault.”

“Hey? Is there any?”

“I think so too, it’s just a tone like [All faults are because of my wife rejecting me].” Jiang Cheng interjected.

“I also heard Aru.” Kagura raised his hand and agreed.

“But we are husband and wife.” Uncle Beichuan replied as he should.

“That’s it!” Jiang Cheng and Kagura pointed at Uncle Beichuan at the same time.

“What do you mean?” Uncle Beichuan was puzzled.

“You bastard,” Granny Dengshi looked at Uncle Beichuan with an unhappy expression on her face, “Why do you take it for granted that your wife likes you? Isn’t it a bit too much? Have you put on your face?”

(There is another one. Chapter, a little later…)

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