Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 338

[Chapter 304: Don’t underestimate the way of life of virginity!]

second round.

In the open space beside the river.

“As a virgin, which one should I choose in this situation?” Yamazaki asked, sitting cross-legged on the ground, pointing to the three books of different thicknesses placed in front of him.

Uncle Beichuan looked at the three books on the ground, a jump, a graduation album, and an adult magazine that Uncle Beichuan just bought from a convenience store.

Uncle Beichuan pinched his chin and pondered for a long time before he tentatively picked up the adult magazine and looked at Yamazaki, who was sitting opposite him, tentatively asked: “This?

” The graduation album on the ground shouted loudly, “In this case, we should choose the graduation album! Virginity must be chosen!!”

”

Hey?!!”

one scene.

Third round.

Yamazaki took out two beauty photo albums again and put them on the open space for Uncle Beichuan to choose. It is worth mentioning that one of the two photo albums is cute and the other is sexy.

This time, Uncle Beichuan got serious, held his hands and pondered for a long time before making a prudent decision.

Looking at Uncle Beichuan, who had a confident face and picked up the sexy photo album, two blue veins suddenly burst out on Yamazaki’s face: “This situation must be both! At this time, you are a little bit greedy for me! Cherry! Chuan!”

“Hey, hey?!!”

Jiang Cheng and Kagura on the side were still squinting at the farce in front of them with Doudou eyes expressionless.

“Little uncle, virginity is really scary, Aru.” Kagura said expressionlessly.

“That’s right.” Jiang Cheng replied.

Fourth round.

The prop that Yamazaki took out was a recorder, which was regarded as a female classmate he liked in the class and accidentally left it in the classroom after school.

“That’s the case. You stayed on duty alone, but found her recorder beside the seat of the girl you had a crush on. In this situation, what would you do as a virgin?!” Yamazaki asked with a serious face.

“Uh… put her back on the table?” Uncle Beichuan said tentatively.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki shook his head, and at the same time crossed his arms in front of his chest and made a big fork.

“No? Could it be put back in her book pocket?”

“It’s a big mistake! In this case, of course it’s ___________________ right!!!” Yamazaki shouted.

(This space is left for the readers to fill in.)

“Huh?!”

“No, that’s just a simple pervert.” Kagura said blankly.

“Indeed, it’s completely perverted.” Jiang Cheng nodded expressionlessly.

After that, several rounds were carried out, but Uncle Beichuan didn’t even answer one question correctly.

Looking at the two people lying on the open space beside the river, out of breath, Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his eyes and complained, “I always feel that today’s Cherry is a little too motivated…”

“You are the culprit.” Expressed spit.

“Uncle, how is it?” Yamazaki sat up panting and looked at Uncle Beichuan, “Have you regained your virginity?” “It seems

…

not.” Uncle Beichuan scratched his sparse head. Embarrassed, he grinned a few times.

Hearing the sound, Yamazaki lowered his head heavily and sighed, then looked up at Jiang Cheng, who was silent, and said weakly, “Boss, I’ve exhausted all my means… I really can’t help anymore. This old man.”

“Indeed, but you have worked hard enough.” Jiang Cheng came over, patted Yamazaki’s shoulder lightly, and smiled gently, “No one will complain about you.”

“Boss…” Yamazaki sniffed, and there were inexplicable tears in the corners of his eyes.

Why do you say it’s inexplicable, because even Jiang Cheng, the initiator, can’t understand it.

“Well, keep going,” Jiang Cheng

continued. “Also, thank you. Thanks to you, we can see your virgin soul that exudes incredible beauty.”

Kagura, who was expressionless on the side, gave a secret wink, Kagura understood, and stood there expressionless and applauded.

Seeing this, Yamazaki’s tears burst directly.

“That, uncle

, we can only help here, and the rest can only be done by ourselves.” Jiang Cheng looked at Uncle Beichuan beside him, pretending to be full of confidence and encouraging: ” I think you can definitely do it! You just want to believe in yourself!”

“Yes! Aru who can definitely do it! There is nothing in this world that you can’t get even with your best efforts!” Kagura understood Jiang Cheng’s routine also looked at Uncle Beichuan with confident eyes, “Even if there is, but I think you can do it, Aru! You don’t have to worry about your indifferent wife recently!!”

“You… Uncle Beichuan’s eyes were full of tears, and he said intermittently, “Thank you…Thank you…”

“It’s okay, we just did some trivial things. The key lies in your own efforts.” Jiang Cheng’s face Always wearing a faint and modest smile, “It’s up to you, uncle.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng glared at Yamazaki, who was about to say something.

Seeing this, Yamazaki could only swallow the words again.

Finally, under the grateful watch of Uncle Beichuan, Jiang Cheng and Kagura dragged Yamazaki away slowly…

After a long time, Jiang Cheng glanced behind him, then turned his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead in fear: “Huh~ It’s so dangerous, I almost got my stuff out.”

Jiang Cheng looked at Yamazaki next to him and complained, “Hey, Cherryzaki, you almost got a bad thing just now. That uncle succeeded in fooling you.”

“Hey?!!” Yamazaki stopped and looked at Jiang Cheng and Kagura in surprise, “Is that what you two planned from the beginning?! All those fake words are to fool that uncle. Is it?!”

“Of course,” Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said with some disdain, “How can you not complete any kind of commission? It’s better to just do things like this. The couple who are almost 60 years old have problems in their relationship. Just thinking about this kind of thing makes my scalp go numb.”

Kagura hugged his hands and nodded.

“I said you two are too much!” Yamazaki said angrily, “That uncle worked super hard today! He worked super hard to make his wife fall in love with him again! You guys are too bad, aren’t you?! If

I can’t help you, at least I should encourage him a few words?!”

“No, didn’t I encourage him well in the end?” Jiang Cheng asked rhetorically.

“That can only be regarded as flickering!” Yamazaki shouted with white eyes.

“It’s okay, it’s okay,” Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disapproval, “Also, your mission has been completed, go back quickly. Goodbye.”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and started to leave.

Kagura followed suit.

Seeing this, Yamazaki, who stayed where he was, could only curse Jiang Cheng inwardly, then turned around and left.

“That, little uncle,” Kagura lowered his head and frowned slightly, “We… did we do something wrong, Aru?”

”

I don’t know.” Jiang Cheng shrugged and said indifferently, ” But we can’t help much with this kind of thing. All we can do is to give him some courage. And don’t underestimate the relationship between the old man and the old woman, although sometimes they do make trouble, but After decades of getting along, some things are even harder than diamonds, and they won’t break so easily. I believe those two people will be reconciled soon. Don’t think about it.”

“Although I don’t quite understand, but I seem to understand some Aru.” Kagura raised his head with a smile on his face, “Just like Mommy and Daddy, although they always argue in front of me and my stupid brother, they always kiss behind their backs. Me, while we sleep…”

Before Kagura could finish speaking, he felt a chill pass from Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“Kagura-chan, that bald man should be pronounced bald instead of daddy, be sure to remember it clearly.” Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and corrected with a smile on his face.

“Oh…”

…

Dusk.

Jiang Cheng sat in front of the counter of the Dengshi store, poured himself a glass of white wine, and gulped it down in one breath.

“Yeah~ It’s really refreshing to have a cup after work~” Jiang Chengha let out a sigh of relief and closed his eyes with emotion.

“Yes, the rice will be even more delicious after work!” Kagura said vaguely while holding the rice cooker while eating.

“You two are really exactly the same.” Granny Dengshi looked at the big and small in front of her and smiled helplessly, “So, what’s the matter? That old man’s business.

” After that, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com The rest can only look at himself.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, “After all, young people should not be too involved in the emotional life of the old man and the old lady.”

Granny Dengshi snorted, took a puff of the cigarette in her hand, and said nothing.

But at this moment, the door of the Dengshi store was suddenly opened with force, and then, the cries of Uncle Beichuan came in.

Everyone was startled and looked towards the door, and saw Uncle Beichuan with a shiny wig, wearing a white Elvis-style suit, crying at the door.

“Why? Why didn’t she like me again?” The tears on Uncle Beichuan’s face didn’t stop, sobbing and said, “I’ve obviously worked so hard, it’s too strange to spend so much time and money!”

“It’s strange that you’re right,” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, “Why did it become like that? Why do you think it’s feasible to dress like that?!”

Uncle Beichuan wiped his tears, raised his head and explained, “Because you didn’t say let me go back to the past? Isn’t this dress the trend when we were young?”

“It doesn’t mean that at all!!” Jiang Cheng and Dengshi mother-in-law roared at the same time.

“Then what do you want me to do?” Uncle Beichuan wailed again…

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