Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 318

[Chapter 285: Excessive self-awareness is a very troublesome thing!]

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were so annoyed they couldn’t bear it, so they sat down again.

After thinking hard for a few minutes, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and sighed, waved his hand and said, “No, it really doesn’t work, I have searched all over my twenty-seven years of memory and common sense, but I haven’t found anything that can help this kind of thing. The experience of monsters chasing Cowherd, I gave up…”

“Jiangzi~” Dongmei shouted in tears.

In an instant, blue veins burst into Jiang Cheng’s face and he scolded, “Who is Jiang Zi?!”

“Me too, I have searched through all the experiences in my life, but couldn’t find any useful method.” Yin Shi held his hand and nodded in agreement. Said, “This incident is really out of line.”

“Why is this… woo woo woo…” Dong Mei rolled on the table while covering her face while crying.

“Stop! It looks super disgusting for an uncle to slap like this!” Jiang Cheng scolded with white eyes.

“Well, do you want to ask Kuroshio?” Shinbaha proposed with his index finger.

“That’s the only way to do it.” Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

“No, I don’t agree,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and said solemnly, “You guys, also think about the cowherd’s mood a little bit, what if he is scared? No matter what, he is an ordinary Oh, what should I do if I fainted after being confessed by an uncle of unknown origin?”

“It makes sense to say…” Xinba scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly.

“Also,” Jiang Cheng looked at Dong Mi, who was sobbing in the seat opposite, “I’m not sure whether you like yourself in that mood?”

“No, I’m pretty sure!” Dong Mi said firmly. ‘s return.

“No, I’m not sure,” Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued helplessly, “You, because of your appearance, you rarely get gentle treatment from others, right? That’s why the man’s gentleness is the reason why Get caught up in it. Your feelings are similar to those of Shin Baji-kun.”

“Hey? No, no,” Xin Baha waved his hand quickly, “No matter how I say it, I can’t have anything similar to this kind of uncle!”

“No, in a sense, you are not different from this kind of uncle at all. No.” Jiang Cheng shook his head and explained with a serious look, “You two are both the type of [you will quickly fall in love with each other as soon as you feel the other’s kindness]! will fall in love with you] phenomenon!”

“Mmmm,

really.

Gintoki and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.

“The two, one is an uncle who has no relationship with love, and the other is virginity who has no relationship with love and women. They are exactly the same.

Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued

.

Yin Shi praised.

Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly: “Hey, wait, why are you complimenting me, but you didn’t hear any compliments in your words?”

Are you hurting me?

Are you definitely hurting me?

What does scum mean?

”

I’m complimenting you, scumbag.”

Yin Shi explained with a chuckle.

“At least get rid of the word “scumbag” for me!

Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Xinbaha, it’s actually quite understandable.” Ignoring Jiang Cheng’s abuse, Yinshi turned to look at Xinbaha and explained, “In other words, there is a beautiful girl appearing in front of you now. , I greeted you very gently…”

Looking at Xin Ba Ha, who blushed and fell into a beautiful self-fantasy, everyone was speechless.

“Look, so your feelings are somewhat different from Xin Ba Ha .

It’s exactly the same,” Yin Shi pointed to Shin Baha, who was still in fantasy, and explained to Dong Mei, “they belong to the type who will fall in love with each other madly after accepting a little kindness, which is the legendary [self]. Overconsciousness].

”

“So it is.

Kagura hugged his hands and nodded.

“Look, even Kagura can easily understand.”

Yin Shi shrugged and said casually.

“I don’t understand Aru very well!”

Kagura raised her hand and said, “But seeing the appearance of Shinbaha, I also felt the same disgusting Aru!

”

So, give up early, there will be no results at all, just like Xin Ba Haw is destined to be a virgin for life.

Jiang Cheng went on to say, “It won’t do any good to indulge in that kind of delusion. It will not only add trouble to yourself, but also trouble others.”

”

“Don’t!”

Dongmi cried, “Even then I don’t want to give up!

Don’t shemales deserve love?

!

”

“I said… You should also recognize the reality a little bit? Shemale? Are you really a shemale?” Jiang Cheng complained with a black line on his face, “Can’t you look in the mirror when you say you are a shemale?”

“Jiangzi! Are you going to take away my identity as a monster?!” Dongmei roared, staring at her big red eyes.

“So who is Jiang Zi?!” Jiang Cheng scolded, “And I’ve never seen a shemale with a stubble face and an uncle smell! How long are you going to lie to yourself?!”

“Hey? Wait. Down…” Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng blankly, “Could it be… you have seen a real shemale?!”

“Ah, I saw it when I was wandering before.” Jiang Cheng had the slightest He nodded unabashedly.

“Really?! Have you really seen a shemale, Aru?! What does a real shemale look like?!” Little stars appeared in Kagura’s eyes.

“What does it look like? It’s just an ordinary shemale,” Jiang Cheng explained. “The so-called shemale is that after God created men and women, some men feel that they can’t fit into their own circle, so they want to change. She became a woman, so she resolutely turned herself into a male and female shemale, but on the whole it would be more female-oriented.”

“It’s amazing! It turns out that shemales were not created by God!” Kagura praised.

“Well, it makes sense, that’s what we are doing.” Dongmei nodded in agreement.

“Ordinary SIZE (ordinary) people would think so,” Jiang Cheng said again, “but for a non-ordinary SIZE (uncommon) person like me, sure enough, I still don’t like shemales.”

“Indeed .

, I don’t like it either.” Yin Shi nodded.

Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then explained: “So, even those who can say that [shemales are no different from normal women and men, we must treat them equally], I believe that their true thoughts are the same as mine. This is human nature and cannot be changed.”

“Hmm, that can’t be changed.” Gintoki and Kagura nodded while holding hands.

“Why does it feel more and more like a philosophical topic, you guys give me a break for a while!” Dongmei hurriedly shouted to stop, “Shouldn’t it be time to make plans for my relationship?! Why are you talking? Speaking of that kind of topic?! Be a little more serious, bastards! I already want to die now!”

“Wouldn’t it be better to die then?” Jiang Cheng said lightly.

“What I’m saying is, if you want to die, wouldn’t it be better to die? You can solve your troubles once and for all.” Yinshi nodded in agreement.

“It doesn’t mean that you said it!” Dongmei roared with blue veins, “Didn’t you say it just now? What I need is help in love!”

“Then you say that an uncle fell in love with How can we help a cowherd?! You are the one who doesn’t understand the situation, right!” Jiang Chengbai shouted, “Why is it a cowherd?! Even a gorilla accompanies the wine girl We can accept it too, bastard!”

“Wait! What does it mean that the gorilla accompanies the wine girl?” Xin Baha suddenly reacted and shouted at Jiang Cheng, “Do you mean my sister?! What a disrespect. Jiang Chengsang!”

“Anyway, I won’t help, of course I say that. If you really want to die, I can help you, and I promise to send you to hell.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up. Just

started to leave, “Goodbye.”

“I…” At this critical juncture, Dongmei bit her lower lip and murmured, “I! I just want to convey my thoughts! It doesn’t matter if there is no result! Otherwise! Even if I die, I’m not reconciled!”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped and stood silent for a while, then turned his head and cursed directly, “So this kind of thing has something to do with us?! If you want to convey it, why don’t you just go yourself?! If you’re shy, write a letter! What kind of innocence does an uncle pretend to be? Are you a middle school student?!”

“I…” Dongmei raised her head and cried, “No way. No! I can’t do it! I don’t have the courage! The only ones who can help me are you!”

“Enough is enough for me, bastard!!”

…

In the end, everyone still softened, maybe it wasn’t because they just didn’t want to be bothered by Dongmei anymore.

Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu took Dongmei to find Kurashiro.

With the help of Kuroshiro, Tomi turned into a black bodyguard for [Takamura].

However, it is said that the bodyguard is also responsible for guiding guests and patrolling.

…

three days later.

Tomi, with her hair slicked back and dressed in a black suit, no, it should be called “Jaw Nosuke” now, standing at the gate of Gao Tianyuan, earnestly entertaining guests.

“Welcome to Gao Tianyuan. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com” Jainosuke bent slightly, then got up and led the two customers who had just arrived slowly into the store.

On the way, Jainosuke also secretly glanced at Jurota who was drinking and chatting with guests at a certain booth.

That’s right, even after three days, Jainosuke still couldn’t express his feelings to Jurota.

At this moment, Gintoki’s voice came from behind Jaanosuke.

“No energy, Jaimi.” Gintoki, who had changed into a woman’s clothes, shouted behind Jaanosuke.

“Hey? Really~” Jasinosuke instantly switched to Jaw-beauty mode, turned around and threw a wink at Gintoki.

“You idiot shemale!” Gintoki shouted and slapped Jainosuke to the ground with a slap, “Really, just calling your name will reveal your true nature.”

“Are you motivated, Aru? This bastard?!” Kagura complained.

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