Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 319
[Chapter 286 : A girl in love can’t notice a man’s shortcomings at all!]
“It can be seen that there is no progress at all.” Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a suit that was about to blind a dog, spat out.
“Hey, wait for me, didn’t you say you want to change into women’s clothes? What’s the matter with your outfit? Why did you put on a suit that was about to blind your eyes? What the hell does your head look like? Are you Are you going to have a friendship?!” Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained wildly.
“Sorry, I don’t have the same purpose with you today,” Jiang Cheng explained, spreading his hands out, “It’s just that Kuang Shi Lang said that the manpower is not enough, so I came to help.”
“When did you work so hard? Is it a part-time job? Is that right?” Yin Shi said expressionlessly.
“It’s almost there,” Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied, “I’ve been having a hard time recently. Yueyue has cut my monthly funds for game purchases by more than half, so proper filling is also necessary. And this kind of job of casually coaxing that stupid woman to drink for free and get a lot of money is very simple.”
“This person is really bad…” Xin Baha, who was also dressed as a woman, shoved his face. The glasses murmured expressionlessly.
“That’s right.” Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes and agreed.
“I won’t tell you guys, I’ll go find Kuang Shi Lang to say hello.” Jiang Cheng took the lead in walking in a certain direction.
Looking at Jiang Cheng’s back, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and said to Kagura, “Hey, report the whereabouts of this idiot to that woman.”
“Already reported to Aru.” Kagura raised his mobile phone Gintoki shook in front of him, “Yueyue said it will be there in ten minutes.”
“That’s good,” Gintoki nodded, then looked at Jainosuke who was still on the ground again, “Hey, listen up, pick up. It’s time to solve your problem when we come down, we’ll be the annoying guests to go to trouble that bastard Juro Ta, and you’ll be ready to save the beauty at any time, so that the relationship with that guy can be shortened a little bit. distance?”
“Danzi…” Jainosuke showed a look of emotion, and then switched to Jaw Beauty mode again, covering his face shyly, “If I wasn’t in love now, I would definitely fall in love with you.”
Hearing, The three of Gintoki stepped back in an instant, knelt down at the same time, lowered their heads, and whispered, “Please bypass us.”
…
The three of Gintoki sat on the deck with Jainosuke, Waiting for the arrival of the named Jurota.
Yin Shi held his hand and tapped the arm with his fingers impatiently,
As for why he was impatient, because the deck that Yinshi and the others were leaning against was Jiang Cheng.
At this time, Jiang Cheng was surrounded by several beautiful young ladies and sisters who were very gorgeously dressed.
In other words, it looks like a rich man.
“Hey, why haven’t I seen you in this store?” a young lady asked in a low voice with a blushing face.
“Why? Are you so interested in my private life?” Jiang Cheng chuckled, then stretched out his index finger to lift the girl’s chin, “That’s not good, guest.”
“Yeah~~!! Premium Chinese liquor Add!!” The young lady shouted excitedly to the waiter beside her.
“Why is this guy
so skilled?” Yin Shi spat in disdain, and said impatiently with his arms in his arms: “And why isn’t that woman here yet? Can you come sooner? Can you give me this idiot sooner?” Take it
away?!”
“That’s great, Jiang Chengsang seems to have found his vocation.” Xin Baha pushed the glasses on his face and muttered expressionlessly.
“Gin-chan, can I order some snacks, Aru?” Kagura raised his hand and shouted.
“Shut up, I’m not here to play today,” Yinshi replied.
“But why can my uncle play?” Kagura wondered, “Is it because of the clothes, Aru? Can I play with that kind of clothes? Then I…”
“I said that the mission is not here to play! !” Yin Shi couldn’t help shouting.
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was behind Yinshi, had already emptied the wallets of the third wave of guests.
At this time, Jiang Cheng had just welcomed the fourth wave of guests.
“Welcome to Gao Tianyuan, this beautiful lady.” Jiang Cheng introduced himself without raising his head, “I’m Gao Tianyuan’s part-time No. 1 Cowherd, K…”
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng inadvertently noticed that he was in front of him. This guest seems to be a little familiar…
“Then… Yueyue, why are you here?” Jiang Cheng asked with expressionless twitching out of the corner of his eyes.
“I just want to see how Yoshihara’s Night King usually works hard,” Yueyong stood in front of Jiang Cheng and looked down at Jiang Cheng and replied, there was no emotion in his voice, “It’s really rare, how do you usually look at it? Don’t you have this kind of self-motivation?”
“I think you have misunderstood,” Jiang Cheng raised his head, folded his hands and snorted, “I just came to help when I heard that there were not enough staff in my friend’s shop. I’m
wrong.”
“Hey—” Yueyong deliberately extended her voice, “Is that so?”
“Mmmm.” Jiang Cheng nodded as if he was pecking at rice with his hands in his arms.
But then, Jiang Cheng ushered in several kunai on his forehead.
“Baihua doesn’t have enough manpower, why don’t you help me?!” Yueyong cursed with white eyes, and then directly mentioned Jiang Cheng, who had passed out, and turned around and left.
After seeing this scene, Kuang Shi Lang, who was accompanying the guests, smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain for Jiang Cheng, but just as he stood up, Yue Yong gave him a stern look. In the end, Kuang Shi Lang chose to sit down and sit down. down.
After all, not everyone is like Jiang Cheng who can handle so many sufferings and no one else.
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was dragged by Yueyong farther and farther, Yinshi’s expression eased a lot: “Ah, I’m in a better mood~”
“Jiang Cheng-sang is usually very hard…” Shinba murmured said.
At this moment, Jurota, who had just finished accompanying the guests to the table, finally came to the booth of Gintoki and the others.
“Thank you for naming me, I’m Jurota.” Jurota bowed slightly and said with a smile.
The three of them looked at each other at the same time, and nodded secretly.
…
On the other side, just as Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng out of the gate of Gaotianyuan, he met Xixiang who was standing leaning on a corner and holding his hands.
“What about Jaw Mei?” Xixiang asked Jiang Cheng, who was still pretending to be dizzy on the ground while holding his hands.
“Trust a few of them,” Jiang Cheng chuckled, stood up and closed his eyes with his hands in his arms. “What should they do?”
“Soga…” Xixiang nodded, “Why do you want to close Jiangzi? Eyes? And why are there so many kunai on his forehead? Jiang Zi, do you like that?”
“Who is Jiang Zi!” Jiang Cheng cursed with his blue veins bursting, but he never opened his eyes, “Close your eyes. Of course it’s because I’m afraid to see your face spit out, bastard!”
“It’s still so ruthless~”
“Don’t say such disgusting words!” Jiang Cheng scolded, then turned around and vomited directly, Σ_(?? ?”∠) Ugh…
At this moment, the three of Gintoki also walked out of the gate of Gao Tianyuan, and noticed Xigo not far away.
The three slowly walked over and stopped in front of Xixiang.
“What did you do to that child?” Xixiang asked, holding his hands.
“I haven’t done anything,” Yin Shi replied casually, picking out his nostrils, “It’s all Jaimi’s own wish, we just supported him (her?) a little behind the back.”
“You…should Do you know?” Xixiang looked straight at Yin Shi’s face, and continued with a solemn expression, “To put it bluntly, a ladyboy’s love affair is nothing but hopeless love, not to mention if the other party is an ordinary cowherd. What if you hurt the child because of these unnecessary things? You won’t have the naive idea of [they can get along smoothly], will you?”
“Don’t worry,” Gintoki waved his hand, “Jimi is now But she is more like a girl than a real girl. In love, girls tend to just let their fantasies swell in their hearts when they look at men.”
Said, Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng who was still leaning against the wall and vomiting, “A man in reality. They are basically the same as him, they are all so filthy. Not only using women to play with women, but also the attitude of life and the smell on the body are so disgusting. So, wait for Jasomi to see the real Juro too. After that, his illusions will be shattered.”
“In this case, that guy will also realize that he has to live towards a new tomorrow.”
After listening, Xixiang didn’t say anything, but Yueyong on the side was thoughtful.
“That… wait,” Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, turned his head to look at Yin Shi’s expressionless retort, “Did you just use me as an example? You bastard! Why do you use me as an example? An example? No matter where you look at it, I’m a perfect man, right!”
“No, you’re already rotten.” Gintoki replied without thinking, “Body and mind are all rotten!”
Listen After all, Jiang Cheng’s face burst into blue veins again, and then he was about to pounce on Yin Shi furiously, but before he had time to do it, Yueyong preemptively stabbed Jiang Cheng’s head with two kunai again.
Jiang Cheng threw himself on the street.
After that, Yueyong greeted everyone, took a cigarette stick in his mouth, dragged Jiang Cheng’s back collar and left without looking back.
“My relationship is over…” Xixiang murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng’s back.
“Huh?!!!” The three of Yinshi suddenly stepped back a few steps, and all looked at Xixiang in horror.
“What a powerful man. It’s the first time in my life that I have been repaired like that.” Xixiang murmured with a chuckle.
“Wait… Huh?! Huh!!!” Yin Shi and the others were full of sweat.
“Goodbye.” After saying that, Xixiang turned around and left, leaving only the Yinshi and the others who were still stunned and unresponsive.
…
the next day, on the streets of Edo.
“It’s so good! New game!” Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly, holding the newly bought game, “Great!! Thank you, Yueyue!”
“Anyway, don’t go to that kind of place in the future, and I’m being chased by you. I bought it because I couldn’t bear it.” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was as excited as a child and said lightly.
“Don’t worry, the me of today is not the me of yesterday.” Jiang Cheng hummed and said, “The me of today has surpassed the me of yesterday! Now in my mind, Yueyue, you are like a god! Ocasan!”
“Who is you Ocasan!” Yueyong scolded with white eyes, “If there was a squatting son like you, I would have been mad at you!”
“Since it can’t be changed, then I can only accept it!” Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, “Don’t give up hope of life! Okasan!”
“I just don’t want you to say that, bastard!” Yue Yong shouted with white eyes.
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Com Jiang looked like he suddenly discovered something incredible, rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Yueyong again.
“What’s wrong?” Yueyong asked, while saying that Jiang Cheng’s eyes were looking over.
I saw Dongmei leaning on Jurota’s shoulders, and the two exuded a strong and strange atmosphere of love.
When passersby saw this, they avoided one after another…
At this time, the trio of Wanshiwu also came to Jiang Cheng’s side.
“That…that’s…” Jiang Cheng expressionlessly pointed at Jurota and Tomi who were not far away, and looked at the three of them.
The three of them nodded expressionlessly at the same time.
“You guys… are really amazing…” Jiang Cheng gave Yin Shi and the others a thumbs up expressionlessly.
(End of this article)
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