Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 317
[Chapter 284: God created men and women… As for the shemale…]
“There is no such thing at all!!” Jiang Cheng shouted and threw Gui directly out.
“Really, all day long, there are always so many annoying guys around.” Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, muttered unhappily, and then stood up directly, “Let’s go, you guys, you should say Have you already said it?”
“I don’t know how much the stinky bitch will pay now,” Yinshi rubbed his neck and stood up, “Really, in order to get this idiot out of this shit, it’s really today. Tired~ You can’t get it without three million.”
“What kind of black-hearted company are you? No matter how you look at this kind of task, there will be no three million reward.” He stood up from his seat, bowed to Xixiang and said with a smile, “Since the matter is over, let’s go first.
” Jump on the stage once~” Clockwork said with a pity on his face, squeezing his body.
“Don’t make me recall that dark memory again!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Speaking of which, there is no such memory at all, right?! What does it mean to be with Jianzi Jiangzi? Who is Jianzi?! It
‘s not Jiang Zi!”
“Jiang Chengsang,” Xin Baha pulled Jiang Cheng’s shirt blankly, then pointed to Yin Shi, and said in a low voice, “The paper is here.”
“So it’s you .
?!” Jiang Cheng shouted.
“Then, let’s say goodbye
first.” Xin Ba Hao stood at the door of the ladyboy bar and greeted Xixiang again with a smile.
He then raised his head to look at Jiang Cheng, who was holding his hands and looked impatient and reminded in a low voice, “Jiang Chengsang, you too…”
“Cut,” Jiang Cheng said reluctantly after spit, ” I’m sorry about what happened last time.”
“It’s okay,” Xixiang replied with a smile, “Welcome to play again next time, and you can also introduce your friends.” “Please come
often~” Wakame shouted at the same time.
“Do I look like the kind of person who would push his friends into the fire pit?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.
“Don’t say a word, Jiang Chengsang!” Xinba scolded in a low voice, and then apologized again, “I’m sorry, Jiang Chengsang’s mouth is very poisonous, but he has no bad intentions.”
“I know.” Xixiang said with a smile, “Sa, let’s go.”
Then,
Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura turned around and left without the slightest slack.
Seeing this, Xin Ba Hao could only laugh again and turn around to chase after him.
…
Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just come out of the Shemale Bar, walked slowly on their way back, and the sky was completely dark at this time.
“Really, I don’t want to come here again in my life.” Jiang Cheng muttered softly as he walked.
“Yes, all of them are hideous-looking like Aru, the original ecological animal in the safari park.” Kagura echoed.
“The two of you are going too far!” Xin Baha criticized, “First of all, Jiang Chengsang, do you know what an apology is? Is it really okay to apologize with that kind of attitude? It needs to be more sincere. That’s alright! And Kagura-chan, Mrs. Saigo used to take care of Gin-sang and Wanshiya, right? You can’t use that kind of attitude.”
“Cut.” Jiang Cheng and Kagura spat in disdain at the same time, with strange expressions consistent.
“What a rudeness, the attitude of the two of you! And why is the synchronization rate so high?!” Shinba shouted.
“By the way, I didn’t see that ladyboy with a strange chin today, Aru.” Kagura suddenly thought of something.
“Oh, it’s Miss Jaw Mei,” Shinhachi replied, “I saw it, but she always looked listless, so I didn’t go up to say hello.”
“Huh? Could it be that the lower jaw is exhausting all the energy? already?” Yin Shi said casually.
“Oh, you’re talking about the Jaw Man!” Jiang Cheng tapped with his hand, “I have an impression! It turns out that he is called Jaw Mei!”
“What kind of metaphor is that, what is the Jaw Man?” ‘s rant.
But at this moment, a voice suddenly came from behind everyone.
“Well, please stay.”
“Ah?” Jiang Cheng and the three-man group of the Master House turned around at the same time to look at the person who made the sound.
“Miss Jaw Mei…” Shin Baha murmured while looking at the person who came.
“It’s Dongmei,” Dongmei stood on the spot with her head lowered slightly and frowning, with a trace of disappointment on her face, “I have something to ask you to do
.” Glancing at the trio of the Master House on the side, he turned around directly, “I’ll go back first.”
“Wait!” Dongmei said again, “If possible, I want Jiang Zi to give me advice too. After all, once Jiang Zi, who is also a woman, must understand my heart better.”
“Do you want to die?”
…
in a restaurant.
Dongmei is telling her own experience with emotion, and from time to time she shows the shyness of a girl.
The trio of Jiang Cheng and Master House across the table were full of black lines.
In fact, the content is very simple. It can be summed up in one sentence: Jaw Mei has fallen into the distress of unrequited love!
“…At that time I finally realized,” Dongmi
blushed and hugged her chest tightly, immersed in her pink memories, “Yes! That’s the so-called [love at first sight]!”
Jiang Cheng and the Wanshiwu trio fell into a strange silence.
At this time, the expressions of the four of them were surprisingly consistent, their eyes drooping, and several black lines were looming under the corners of their eyes.
“Did you hear me?! You guys!” Looking at the four people who were completely silent, Dongmei couldn’t help but stand up and pat the table.
“I don’t seem to be getting enough sleep, and I always feel that my head is dizzy, Shinhachi-kun.” Yin Shi murmured.
“Me too, I feel like I’m hallucinating. Is it because I played games all night last night?” Jiang Cheng said with twitching eyes, “and I don’t know why, although I have vomited everything in my stomach today. , I still feel a little dizzy and want to vomit.”
“It doesn’t matter, I feel exactly the same as you two. Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang.” Xinba replied with half a face twitching.
“Me too, I just want to vomit Alu like I’m pregnant.” Kagura said.
At this time, Dongmi blushed and continued to explain: “His name is [Jurota], and he is a newcomer to the famous cowboy club [Takamura] in Kabukicho.
” “Xin Ba Haw wondered.
“In the end, I’m just a waitress, but he’s a cowboy,” Dongmei said with an unbearable expression, “Yes! This is the fate of an innocent girl like me being toyed with!”
“Sure enough, it was because I didn’t sleep well yesterday, and I had auditory hallucinations again. I just heard that the person in front of me called herself a girl.” Jiang Cheng covered his head and said with a painful expression, “Ah, it’s so painful…”
“Ah, It must be because I didn’t sleep well,” Yinshi nodded in agreement, “I think I heard it too, I should have gone to bed earlier today.”
“You two, cheer up, this person did say it clearly just now. The word [girl].” The black lines on Xin Baji’s face had covered his entire face.
“I… can’t do it, Aru…” Kagura said with a painful expression, then turned around and vomited.
“Are you alright?! Kagura!” Yinshi asked concerned.
“Ambulance! Ambulance!” Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and pressed the number of the emergency center, “Please send an ambulance right now! There’s a psychotic ladyboy here! The situation is very urgent!”
“You guys are going too far! Ah!” Dongmei pouted and complained, “You must know that people are very distressed now, and I have never been in such a bitter love. That’s why I want someone to help me! I’m already in pain to the point that I want to die!
” As soon as they landed, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi stood behind Dongmei, all four put on Jiecuoren’s clothes, and held high the brightly sharpened samurai swords in their hands.
Dongmei, on the other hand, was wearing a pure white kimono, her abdomen was open, and she was holding a special dagger in her hand.
“Then, here we come.” Yin Shi responded casually.
“Hey! Wait a minute! What kind of dress is this?!” Dongmei shouted with blue veins bursting in her eyes.
“Well, didn’t you say you wanted to die?” Yinshi explained blankly, “That’s why I wanted to help get you on the road or something, like a travel agency in hell.”
“That’s not the case! I think All I want is help in love!” Dongmi shouted, “I hope I can board the [International Flight of Love]!”
After listening, all four Jiang Cheng turned around and vomited.
“International flights can’t be done!” Yin Shi wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth and shouted with a black line on his face, “You don’t need a space battleship that can use the curvature of the universe to drive, the voice of the uncle can’t be heard. To Niulang’s place!”
“Who is the uncle!!” Dong Mei roared.
“It’s you!!” After ×4
heard this, Dongmi covered her face and sobbed, “If this continues, what will I become…I will become a beast of addiction and love!”
“No, You are now a complete beast.” Shinbaha ruthlessly complained.
“If you can’t help, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com at least comfort me!” Dong Mei said frantically with her head held in her arms, “Paper! Jiang Zi! Bahui! Please!”
“Who is Jiang Zi? !” Jiang Chengbai scolded, “And why do I want to comfort the uncle who calls himself a girl?!”
After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and prepared to leave.
“Sorry, we’re here too, that kind of thing is not included in the [All Things] of the Master House! I’m sorry, I’m leaving.” Saying that, Gintoki also stood up and prepared to leave.
“Don’t go!” Dong Mei hugged Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi’s legs directly, and cried bitterly, “What should I do?!”
“You should loosen my legs first. Open it, bastard! What should I do if I catch the uncle’s smell?!” Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes.
“Don’t! If you don’t agree, you won’t let it go! The paper is also!” The
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