Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 316
[Chapter 283: The etiquette after meeting should be remembered from childhood!]
one afternoon.
Jiang Cheng looked up at the door number of the Shemale Bar in front of him expressionlessly, and then turned to look at the same expressionless trio behind him.
“Well, can I choose not to go in?” After a long silence, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and asked expressionlessly.
“No!” Xin Baji shook his head, then stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said earnestly, “Isn’t it a good idea on the way here? Because Jiang Chengsang got into trouble last time, I have to apologize this time. Right. Didn’t Lu Sang behave very well in the face of the anger just now? Just like before, just apologize to Your Excellency Xixiang.”
(See Chapter 237 for the details of the trouble here .
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“No, no, that one who looks similar to the Demon King is a creature anyway. But the creatures here are physically unacceptable to me, so I refuse!” Jiang Cheng replied righteously with his hands in his hands.
“Jiang Chengsang, do you have a little sense of responsibility, okay?” Xin Baha frowned and complained, “You know, because of you, the demon bar has been closed for three months, and Furious Lu. Sang too.”
“No matter what you say, I will refuse it!” Jiang Cheng refused with a serious face, and then slapped his hands in disdain, “And I don’t need to apologize at all! It was me who got caught by them first. The appearance is terrifying! And I can’t help but change clothes for others, and force others to dance that kind of chaotic dance! I was forced to act under the dual pressure of body and spirit! Therefore, there is no need to apologize at all!”
” No, I have to take you in to apologize for whatever I say today!” Xin Baha took a step forward and pulled Jiang Cheng’s shirt into the inner door, but even with the strength to suckle, Jiang Cheng still stood on the ground. The ground remained motionless.
Xinbaha gritted her teeth with difficulty and said word by word, “Miss Yueyong has been promised today to settle all the troubles that Jiang Chengsang caused in peace. This is a very important task entrusted to you, and you will give it a little. Let’s cooperate… Kagura-chan… help!”
“Oh!” After answering, Kagura took a run, then got up and jumped up, kicking Shinhachi’s face.
After this blow, Xin Ba Haw was kicked directly into the door of the ladyboy bar.
“What are you doing?! Kagura-chan!” Shinpachi got up and cursed with white eyes at the same time, “Why did you kick me in the face in the end?! Can you even make a mistake?!”
“Sorry ,” Kagura raised his hand and explained, “It’s not very clear! But when I saw that face, I hated Aru! So I couldn’t help but kick Aru!”
“Do you hate me so much?!” Shinpachi shouted,
“What do you mean when you see this face and feel hateful?! Is it my face’s fault?! Is it?!”
Kagura ignored Shinhachi and whistled with his hands over his head.
“Hey! Don’t ignore me!” Shinpachi shouted.
At this moment, a strong baritone sounded from behind everyone.
“What are you doing here?” Saigo Tesori, the owner of the ladyboy bar and Mrs. Saigo, one of the four kings of Kabukicho, stood behind Shinhachi, holding his hands and looking at the crowd in front of him and asked aloud.
“This sound…” Jiang Cheng was startled at first, then he turned his head and threw up against the wall, Σ_(???”∠) vomit…
“Just hearing the sound…” Yin Shi said expressionlessly.
“It stinks!” Kagura pinched his nose and said, “No way, Aru, I can’t stand the smell…”
Immediately afterwards, Kagura also turned his head against the wall and vomited.
“You two are super rude! Why do you vomit at the door of someone else’s store! It smells so bad!” Xinba shouted, but just after he finished speaking, his face changed, and then he turned around and directly supported Xixiang and vomited… ”
There’s no difference between the two of you! It’s not polite at all to do this kind of thing in front of someone else’s store!” Yin Shi shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Yin Shi also turned around and supported the wall. It should be like this when it’s time, Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”
“You are no different from them, right!
Xixiang burst into blue veins and cursed with white eyes.
“No, you can still hear it if you listen carefully. When I vomited, I tried to cover up the sound of my vomit.”
BGM is totally different!
Yin Shi wiped his saliva and raised his head to explain.
“There’s no difference at all!”
Even if the BGM is changed, I’m still vomiting!
Saigo scolded.
“No, in fact, on my planet, the way to greet each other after meeting is this kind of Aru.”
Kagura wiped the saliva from his mouth and raised his head to explain.
“Who believes it!” Xixiang shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Xixiang noticed Jiang Cheng who was still vomiting, “Wait…this…isn’t this Jiang Zi?! Saxi ignored it. , Jiang Zi~”
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Cheng’s vomiting speed increased by a factor of 2…
… In the
ladyboy bar, in front of a small wine table, Jiang Cheng, who had a very bad face, was lying on the wine table and rubbing his stomach. ” Ah, much better, I feel like I’ve vomited out everything I can…” Next to
Jiang Cheng were two heavily-dressed shemales, one with yellow curly hair like clockwork, and the other with green hair. Wakame with short hair.
But it is worth mentioning that the beards of the two of them are not clean…
Sitting opposite Jiang Cheng is the trio of Master House and Xixiang.
At this time, Xixiang was listening to Xin Baha’s explanation, and he kept nodding his head on the way.
“So Jiang Zi usually looks like this, so cute~” Clockwork covered his mouth, looking surprised.
“Yes, yes, everyone is fascinated by Jiang Zi~” Wakatako agreed.
“Sorry, I still want to vomit…” Jiang Cheng raised his hand weakly and said, then turned his head and vomited again, Σ_(???”∠) vomit…
“Jiang Zi is really impatient~ I just started I vomited~” Clockwork said shyly.
“Shut up for me!” Jiang Cheng turned his head and yelled, “What a bad word!”
“Ala, he’s in a hurry. When a man is usually anxious in front of a woman, it means he cares about that woman.” Sliver whispered to Wakatako’s ear.
“Shut up!!!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t bear it anymore
, “Believe it or not, I’ll let you disappear in Kabukicho from now on, bastards!”
He said, “Men generally speak ill of a woman in front of the woman they love.”
“Hey? Is it true?” Clockwork covered his mouth and said in surprise.
“Really.” Wakame replied.
“Can you shave the stubble on your face before you talk! It’s disgusting! My skin is getting goosebumps!” Jiang Chengbai shouted loudly.
“Yeah~ So you care so much about people~” said the clockwork blushing.
“I really slaughtered you!!”
…
“So that’s what it is.” Xixiang nodded with his arms crossed to show his understanding, and then looked straight at Jiang Cheng, who was sitting across from him.
“Cut,” Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and said with a displeased face, “Ah, sorry, what happened last time. After compensation or something, I will let Baihua deliver it.”
“No need, no need, Xixiang waved his hands and said with a smile, “It’s the first time I’ve been treated so tenderly.”
“Tenderness?” Xin Bazhu complained, “Being beaten up and lying on the bed for three days.” If
you can’t move for a month, that’s called gentleness?”
“There are various ways of gentleness in a man,” Xixiang explained with a gentle face, “perhaps that is Jiangzi’s unique way of expressing gentleness.”
“Hey, this is It’s better to just let you lie down for the rest of your life, no, it’s better to send you directly to the kingdom of heaven.” Jiang Cheng said with a burst of blue veins and a smile on his face.
“Heaven…” Xixiang covered his mouth, looked at Jiang Cheng in surprise, and said with a blushing face, “Yes… are you going to send me to heaven?!”
“Hey, I can kill him. Is it possible?!!” The blue veins on Jiang Cheng’s face jumped.
“Calm down, Jiang Chengsang.” Xinbaha quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, who was about to get up, “I’m here to apologize, not to cause trouble. You should also control your temper a little.”
“Cut, Jiang Cheng made a disdainful cut, then sat down again and turned his head away.
“That’s right, then Your Excellency Xixiang, we’ll…” Xin Baha looked at Xixiang with a smile on his face, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Gui who didn’t know when… No, it was the wig. .
“So it is, so it is,” Gui, who was sitting beside Jiang Cheng in a blue dress with heavy makeup and heavy makeup, nodded with his arms in his arms, then looked at Xixiang who was sitting opposite, knelt down and lowered his head, “I’m so sorry. This guy has always been like this since before! I sincerely apologize to His Excellency Xixiang for him!”
“Wait for me!” Jiang Cheng finally reacted, and UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com brought it up He grabbed Gui’s collar, “Why do you apologize for me! And why do you use that Okasan tone?! No, no, why are you here?! Wig!”
“It’s not a wig !
, it’s a wig.” Gui corrected himself, and then explained to himself: “In order to allow the people in this country who are still in dire straits to live a happy life as soon as possible, now, I am working here to earn money with Your Excellency Xixiang. Funds from foreigners. By the way, I wonder if readers will feel sick because they haven’t seen me for a while, so my gums are swollen and sore. Maybe some readers are mentally ill because they haven’t seen me for so long, and maybe they get mouth ulcers!”
“So it’s just for the camera!” Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time put Gui down, sighed softly, and then said: “By the way, didn’t you already play this week? Why are you still so dissatisfied? No matter how much you complain about that kind of problem, I can’t do anything about it.”
“No, I heard that this month is the month of Guiqiang.” Gui said with a serious face.
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