Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 305
[Chapter 272: A girl’s heart is like glass and it will break when you touch it~]
Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng’s room.
Kagura stood behind Jiang Cheng and kept sobbing.
“Gin-chan said a lot of bad things to me, Aru,” Kagura said while choking, “It’s all my fault that the funds of the Master House become tight, and it’s all my fault that I can’t pay the rent. Wrong, it’s all my fault to say that Mickey in the kitchen was eaten by a mouse… woohoo~”
Jiang Cheng, who was immersed in the game, didn’t respond at all.
“Uncle, did you hear what I said, Aru?” Kagura continued, blowing his nose at the same time, and then wiped all the snot in Jiang Cheng’s clothes on Jiang Cheng’s clothes.
“Ah, I heard it,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, his mind still immersed in the game in front of him.
“He’s really too much Gin-chan! He also complained that I can only make raw egg bibimbap.” Kagura pouted, then sighed and complained, “I don’t even think about who raised him, Aru. , really.”
Saying that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, “Little uncle, did you hear it?”
“Ah, I heard it.” Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly again.
“So, I’m going to stay with my uncle for a while, and I’ll go back to Aru when that idiot bows his head to me and admits his mistake!” Kagura gritted his teeth and murmured, “I believe they will soon Gin-chan and the others. Realize my importance, Aru!”
After saying that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, “Did you hear me? Uncle.”
“Ah, I heard that,” Jiang Cheng said casually, then turned his head Looking at Kagura, he nodded and said, “In other words, you should still have two smoke bombs on your body when it comes to the finals.”
“I didn’t listen to you at all!” Kagura shouted and kicked Jiang Cheng’s head. into the computer monitor.
“What are you doing, Kagura-chan?” After Jiang Cheng pulled out his head, he pointed at his computer screen and complained, “This is very expensive, and if it breaks, Yueyue won’t necessarily buy it for me again. Now
.”
“The game and your lovely niece’s precious little girl’s heart that breaks as soon as a diamond is more important?!” Kagura exclaimed with white eyes, “My girl’s heart is also because of Gin-chan. The words are already shattered! You rotten uncle OTAKU!”
“Diamonds don’t break when you touch them.” Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly.
“I mean my girly heart, which is as precious as a diamond, has been shattered into pieces!” Kagura retorted.
“That’s it,” Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms, then picked up a bottle of glue from the side and handed it to Kagura, “Then stick it, it’s a super easy-to-use glue, it can be used for anything. It
‘s very sticky.”
Looking at Kagura, who was squinting at Doudou’s expressionless face, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and a little pride suddenly appeared on his face: “Don’t believe it? Don’t worry, this thing is super super. It’s easy to use. I accidentally broke the wooden knife of Gintoki once before, and I used this thing to stick it together, and there was no crack at all! I haven’t found it until now in Gintoki.”
Kagura was expressionless. He kicked Jiang Cheng’s head into the floor, and then scolded: “How can I use this thing to stick my girl’s heart! Little uncle is an idiot! Absolute idiot!”
After scolding, Kagura may still feel that Pissed off, he picked up the computer host and the broken screen and smashed it on Jiang Cheng’s body.
…
noon, lunchtime.
Sun Wheel smiled and looked at Kagura, who was holding a big wooden bucket and stuffing rice into his mouth as if he had a grudge against rice, and then looked at Yueyong, who was chewing slowly beside him, and said, “It seems that about The daily food budget should be increased.”
“And my new game equipment.” Jiang Cheng, who had a thick bandage on his head, raised his hand.
“Shut up, waste wood OTAKU.” Yueyong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt and said mercilessly.
…
After the meal, Kagura burped while rubbing his stomach.
“Looking at this child’s eating appearance, where did Yinsang endure hardship?” Rilun said with a distressed face, “After all, she is such a beautiful girl, and she will inevitably be bullied by those men.”
Jiang Cheng turned over when he heard this .
Roll your eyes, bully?
Who bullies whom?
Jiang Cheng didn’t believe that Kagura would be wronged.
“That’s right, every~” Kagura lay on the floor, “Gin-chan is really too much, because it’s only a girl that bullies people like that, this time I have to stay here until he bows his head and admits his fault to me. Alu.”
“Hey—is that so?” Jiang Cheng deliberately prolonged his tone.
“Women should never trust men. This is the conclusion I have come to in Yoshihara for so many years.” Hiran said with a smile, “especially that kind of silver hair with natural curls and OTAKU.”
“Wait for me! You are here. Is the experience that Yoshihara summed up over the years this kind of experience?!” Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes, then stood up angrily, and continued with a look of resentment: “It doesn’t matter if the silver hair natural curl is unreliable, why add it? OTAKU?! Do you know the contribution OTAKU has made to the game industry?! Without the popularity of OTAKU, those who work in the game industry have long since lost their jobs, okay?! We OTAKU also make real contributions to the society, okay? ?! Do you want to contribute to this society?!”
“Look? There are many OTAKUs who don’t know their own value in this society,” Hiron pointed to Jiang Cheng and looked at Kagura aside. He said bitterly, “So when you meet someone like this in the future, you must keep your eyes open, Kagura-chan.”
“I see!” Kagura nodded heavily.
…
In the afternoon, in Jiang Cheng’s room, Jiang Cheng was lying on his side on the floor in a bored state, flipping through a jump book.
As for why he didn’t play the game, it was because Yueyong didn’t agree to Jiang Cheng’s request to change the game equipment.
“Oh! HUNTER×HUNTER has started serialization again!” Jiang Cheng turned the jump and exclaimed, and then sighed, “I just don’t know how long it will last this time, maybe it will be announced that it will be discontinued soon.”
“Little uncle, it’s so boring…” Kagura was lying on his side in front of the TV with the remote control in his hand, watching the TV program boredly, “I don’t know if Gin-chan and the others are regretting it now.” After
saying that, Kagura sat up, Holding his hands and nodding, “It must not be wrong! Gin-chan must be regretting Aru now! Without such a lovely girl at home, Gin-chan’s heart must be very painful! When the pain can no longer be suppressed, Gin-chan will Sauce, he will definitely pull down his face and come to me with two big bags of vinegar kombu, kneel down in front of me and apologize and beg me to go back!”
Looking at Kagura, who was sitting on the spot and fell into fantasy, Jiang Cheng was a little speechless.
After a long time, Jiang Chengcai sighed lightly, then turned his head to look out the window, and murmured, “It’s really boring to have no games on a rainy day~ Well, although I’m reluctant, let’s go and have a look.”
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng Putting down the jump in his hand, he stood up and scratched his hair. He picked up his umbrella and walked to the door of the room, “Kagura, I’ll go out. If you’re bored, you can go to Yueyue and the others.”
“Oh…”
…
In the Dengshi shop downstairs in the Master’s House, Shin Baha and Gintoki are… having a party.
Xin Ba Haw held the microphone and sang with his life as if he had released himself.
Yin Shi was like a happy event, lying on the bar drunk, constantly shouting for another drink.
Jiang Cheng, who had just opened the door and walked in to see this scene, closed the door again with a blank expression.
“I knew it was like this…” Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his forehead, “It’s terrible, no, it should be said that it’s terrible, what should I do now? If Yinshi didn’t admit his fault, Kagura would definitely I won’t go back honestly, then… the one who suffers is me! The computer has been smashed, and the next one might be the one to smash me. What’s going to happen?! Who will tell me!!”
At this moment, Xiaoyu, who had just returned from grocery shopping with an umbrella and a shopping bag, stood behind Jiang Cheng and said tentatively, “Jiang… Mr. Jiang Cheng?”
“Ah, it was Xiaoyu. “Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the person coming.
“What’s wrong? Lord Jiang Cheng,” Xiaoyu questioned, “Why is the expression on his face so solemn? Did something happen?”
“Ah, it’s true that the situation has reached the worst point.” Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his forehead. said.
“So that’s the case,” Xiaoyu nodded, “is it because the woman she was raising outside was discovered?”
“Where did you learn these words from? No,” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly. “But the situation is countless times more serious than this! My peaceful life may be gone forever!”
“Could it be that all the countless women that Lord Jiang Cheng had raised outside secretly gave birth to children for Lord Jiang Cheng? ?” Xiaoyu asked again, and then nodded lightly, “That is indeed a very serious situation.”
“Although it sounds really serious, but it’s not like that at all!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Speaking of which, where did you come from? Where did you learn those words? Can you not learn those words?”
“What the hell is going on?” Xiaoyu said.
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Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably, “Forget it, it’s useless to tell you, it has nothing to do with you, in short, after you go in, put the silver curly hair and the The human-skinned glasses gave me a beating. The kind that didn’t get better when I lay in bed for a month.”
“Xiaoyu understands. Although I don’t know why, if it was Lord Jiang Cheng’s request, Xiaoyu would work hard.” Said After that, Xiaoyu opened the door and walked in, bent at Jiang Cheng and closed the door again.
After a few seconds…
Drunk Yinshi: “What are you doing? Xiaoyu? Why did you raise the table?”
Xinba said: “Miss Xiaoyu? What’s wrong?”
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Chengcheng heard the persistent screams of a certain silver-haired curly hair and the cracking of a certain glasses from the Dengshi store…
“The inexplicable mood has improved a lot~” Jiang Cheng murmured.
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