Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 306

[Chapter 274: A girl’s heart is really elusive – for men]

About ten minutes later, the uproar in the Dengshi store gradually calmed down.

At the very least, the screams of Gintoki and Xin Baji were no longer as high-pitched as they were at the beginning, and only faint moans remained.

At this point, Jiang Cheng’s face instantly switched to a refreshing smile, and then he opened the door of the Dengshi store.

Yin Shi and Xin Ba lie on the ground with bruised noses and bruised faces, not only their clothes but also their bodies are tattered, and there is no good place on their bodies.

Of course, the entire interior of the Dengshi store has also become a ruin.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who opened the door and walked in, Xin Bazhu’s face was covered with tears, and he whispered: “Jiang Cheng…Sang…help…I…Miss Xiaoyu…she seems to be running wild. Now…”

“That’s really an incredible situation.” Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

“The only one who can stop her is Jiang Chengsang… Please…” Xin Ba Hao murmured, but just after she finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao saw Xiao Yu walking in front of Jiang Cheng, bowing her head slightly, and said One sentence:

“Lord Jiang Cheng, the mission has been successfully completed. The injury caused by Xiaoyu requires at least one month, half an hour and 32 seconds to lie in bed.”

“Good job, Xiaoyu.” Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, ” Then you can just call an ambulance. Of course, you don’t need to call, just let the two of them go back upstairs to fend for themselves.”

“Understood.”

“Wait for me!” Lying on the ground, half-dead Yin Shibai scolded Jiang Cheng with his eyes open, “What a joke! Did you instruct Xiaoyu to do this?! Kill you!”

“Xiaoyu, I don’t like that kind of time that is divided into parts and whole. , please find a way to turn the next half hour and a few seconds into a whole number for me.” Jiang Cheng said with a squinted smile.

“But this will not meet the one-month time required by Lord Jiang Cheng.” Xiaoyu replied.

“Ah, no problem, if it doesn’t work for a month, let this silver-haired curly hair lie down for three months, if it hasn’t become a whole number, let him lie down for a year, if it doesn’t work, it can be a lifetime. One in a lifetime is also an integer~ Are you right?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was still cursing on the ground, and then said.

“Understood.” Saying that, Xiaoyu turned around again and walked towards Yinshi and Xinbaha.

“Wait…wait…” Looking at Xiaoyu who was getting closer and closer, Yin Shi’s face was full of sweat, “Listen to me! Xiaoyu! Don’t just listen to that kind of man! That kind of idiot is stupid! It’s not worth what you do!”

Hearing this, two blue veins burst out on Jiang Cheng’s face, but he continued with a smile on his face, “Xiaoyu, let him lie in bed for the rest of his life.”

“Understood.”

Afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned and left again, and closed the door of the Dengshi store.

Hearing the screams coming from the store, Jiang Cheng’s expression softened a bit.

“Sure enough, if I do this, my mood will be much better~”

Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, then opened the door of Dengshi’s store again, took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, and threw it directly at Dengshi. on the counter of the store.

“Xiaoyu, the money for the damage to the public property is put here, remember to tell that old woman when she comes back.”

After that,

Jiang Cheng closed the door again and turned around and left without looking back…

It was evening, and he was out on something. Dengshi mother-in-law brought Catherine back to Dengshi’s store talking and laughing, but she stopped laughing when she opened the door.

Because the entire Dengshi store has been destroyed, there are two human-shaped objects lying on the floor, and Xiaoyu on the side is holding a broom to continuously clean up the residue.

“What happened to my shop? Terrorist bombing?” Granny Dense murmured with a black line on her face.

“Mother-in-law Dengshi… help…” A certain group of human-shaped spectacle frames on the ground made a faint sound…

…

The next day, Yoshihara.

“Little uncle, why haven’t they come to apologize to me, Aru?” Kagura asked in front of Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor boredly flipping through a jump book.

“Maybe it’s because he was involved in some terrorist bombing.” Jiang Cheng replied casually, “Maybe he is half paralyzed and lying on the hospital bed.

” Aru,” Kagura analyzed, holding his hands, “it might even be on the way to buy vinegar kelp!”

“The possibility you said is zero,” Jiang Cheng replied without raising his head. , “Now those two people are lying in the hospital receiving treatment. Let alone buying you vinegar kelp cloth, the two of them can’t even turn over now…”

“Really, Aru?!” Kagura exclaimed in shock. “Are you really involved in a terrorist bombing, Aru?!”

Kagura nodded again with his hands in his arms, and said with a sigh: “Sure enough, without me, they would not even be able to do tasks of that level. It can’t be done.”

Jiang Cheng raised his head with a black face, and said blankly: “By the way, shouldn’t you be more worried when you hear the tragic state of the two of them?

” Lu!” Kagura raised his head and looked arrogant, “It was the two of them who were at fault first, why should I care about the two of them? I won’t!”

“Well, do as you like,” said, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and flipped the jump in his hand again, “Aren’t you boring to stay here? Although it’s raining, it would be boring to stay indoors and watch TV all the time.”

“That’s right.” Kagura He nodded in agreement.

“Then why don’t you just go for a walk outside?” Jiang Cheng continued to look at the jump in his hand, and said casually, “It’s better than staying in the house and getting moldy.”

“That’s right, even if it’s raining. , you should also do some good activities, Aru!” After saying that, Kagura stood up, and then stretched out his hand towards Jiang Cheng, “Pocket money.”

“In the shoes at the door,” Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then, Jiang Cheng thought of something, raised his head and reminded, “Don’t forget to bring an umbrella.”

“I’m not as stupid as my uncle.” Kagura snorted disdainfully, then picked up his umbrella, turned and trotted towards the door.

After arriving at the door, Kagura pinched his nose and took out an envelope with a pungent smell from Jiang Cheng’s shoes.

“Be careful outside, if you don’t come back for dinner, remember to send a text message.” Jiang Cheng’s voice came again.

“I know Aru.” With that, Kagura put on his shoes and left without looking back.

…

On the street, the rain kept falling.

“Where should I go in this weather, Aru?” Kagura muttered to himself as he walked with an umbrella, and then Kagura suddenly thought of something, but then Kagura quickly shook his head, “No, absolutely not. Lu! Obviously it was Yinjiang and the others who hurt me with those words first, why should I go to see them? No! Absolutely not!”

After saying that, Kagura nodded to himself, “Yes! That’s it! Mom! Mi taught me Alu! Girls are Alu who must never admit their mistakes first! Whether it is a girl’s fault or not, they must not admit their mistakes first! Once they admit their mistakes first, they will make those men even worse from now on! It will encourage their arrogance Aru!”

Thinking of this, Kagura’s expression became serious, as if he had made up his mind, then he looked at the envelope he took from Jiang Cheng’s shoes, and muttered: “Today Just treat your stomach! I want to eat barbecue Aru! One person will eat three people!”

After saying that, Kagura strode towards the barbecue restaurant.

But when Kagura came to the door of the barbecue restaurant, Kagura began to hesitate again.

“But… Mommy also said Aru,” Kagura muttered to himself, holding his chin. “Men sometimes just can’t let go of their self-esteem. Girls can give men a step down at this time.

” Don’t! Or don’t! Absolutely don’t!” Kagura shook his head vigorously, and then stepped directly to open the glass door of the barbecue shop.

However, when Kagura’s hand was about to touch the handle on the door, it suddenly stopped, “As a girl who is intellectual, generous and cute beyond words, it is not unreasonable to take care of them occasionally at this time. It’s alright… I’m so distressed Aru…”

Just like that, Kagura paced back and forth at the door of the barbecue restaurant, and after half an hour, Kagura couldn’t make a choice…

…

it was noon .

, in front of a flower shop not far from the hospital.

Looking at the flower shop in front of him, Kagura finally chose to push the door and walked in.

【Only this time!

】 Kagura thought in his heart, 【After all, the two of them are so miserable now, the casual care of such a cute girl can definitely be exchanged for the two of them to be moved and cry!

Yep!

I’m the angelic character of the House of Masters!

】

“Welcome,” the clerk greeted with a smile on her face, “Does the little girl want to buy flowers? What type do you need? Are you going to the hospital to visit the elders?”

“It’s not the little girl, it’s the angel Aru!” Le corrected, “I’m like an angel to them!”

“I see,” the clerk didn’t mind, and continued with a smile, “Then little angel girl, what kind of flowers do you need? ”

Anything is fine, Aru,” Kagura waved his hands indifferently, “even wild flowers picked from the road will do. If this girl is kind enough to visit the two of them, they should be grateful.” ”

Hey, I see, how about this?” The clerk pointed to the beautiful flower basket and said, “This was ordered by a customer yesterday, but now that the pickup time has passed, you can sell it for a cheaper price.” Oh you.”

“You’re so beautiful,” Kagura opened his eyes wide, and couldn’t help but sigh, but then, after noticing that he was a little rude, Kagura quickly waved his hand, “No, no, no! I don’t need it at all. Such a beautiful flower basket Aru! Just use the most ordinary ones for them!”

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