Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 304

[Chapter 271: The result of delusional gain for nothing is often nothing!]

“It’s not a wig, it’s Katsura!” Gui replied, then looked at Gintoki and Shinba Haw and Kagura behind Gintoki, “Why are you here with Gintoki and Captain? Still wearing such suspicious clothes?

” We should ask you about this!” Shinbaha and Gintoki shouted at the same time.

“Could it be…” Gui suddenly thought of something, then held his chest with one hand and rested his chin with the other hand in a contemplative manner, before raising his head after a few seconds, looking at Yin Shi in front of him with a solemn face, “Sure enough, Yin Shi Are you guys also attracted by the breath of meat balls?!”

“What is the breath of meat balls! Please explain it to me, bastard!” Yin Shi said in a hurry, “In other words, you are attracted by that kind of indifference. Did something attract you?! This is not a zoo, you bastard!”

Saying that, Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, twitched and pointed at the bulge of Gui****** meat balls with black lines at the corners of his eyes, “Could it be? Say… the meat balls you’re talking about refer to the two lumps of silicone on your chest…”

“Should it be said to be another trump card of our organization,” Gui chuckled, and then raised his hands around his chest, “Why? Like?! Is it different from a real meat ball?!”

“What on earth is your head thinking about!” Yin Shi said in a hurry, “It’s okay to pretend to be a woman, why do you have to wear it on your chest? Plus something like that! I never remembered that you had such a hobby!”

“It’s not a hobby, it’s a disguise!” Gui corrected with a serious face, and then explained to himself, “The so-called disguise, It’s all about putting yourself into it, whether it’s your heart or your body! Make it a complete cross-dressing!”

“It’s called transgender!”

“I can’t believe that you also have some research on women’s cross-dressing in Yinshi,” Gui nodded. Nodding, “Indeed, if it wasn’t for the time crunch, I was going to finish the lower body work, but the time was really tight, so I had to come here in this incomplete dress.”

“Who has that kind of hobby! Don’t tell me nonsense, bastard!” Yin Shi roared with white eyes, and then, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something and glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was sleeping soundly on the ground, and then the expression on his face gradually changed. Seriously, “Don’t pretend to be stupid, wig, your target is Jiang Cheng, right?”

“So worthy of being another trump card of our organization, did you even notice this?” Gui raised the corner of his mouth, and then decided He admitted: “That’s right! Our purpose is to use the power of Jiang Cheng’s luck every month to help us earn money to fight against foreigners!” As

he spoke, Gui’s face showed a trace of unbearable: “The newly joined fighters We, lacking respect and love for Meatball, if it goes on like this… the banishment will be just empty talk.

So! I need more funds to lead them to understand Meatball in depth! Let more people People with lofty ideals understand that Meatball falls in love with Meatball!—In the zoo.”

“Wait for me!!” Ginto stopped quickly, and then directly yelled, “Is your purpose just to take your men to the zoo? ?! Why do you want to do this for the tickets to the zoo?! No need! You don’t need to do that kind of thing at all!”

“No,” Gui raised his head and said seriously: ” How can you bring peace to the world without sweeping a house? It’s the same with meatballs. If you can’t love even the most ordinary meatballs, what are you talking about to save the country? Your thinking is too narrow, Yinshi!”

“You give Shut up, you idiot!” Yin Shi shouted with his blue veins bursting, “I’ve never heard of such a truth! You’re only doing it for your own selfish desires, right?! It is for your own selfish desires that all your subordinates fall in love with what you like. Is something right?!”

Hearing this, Gui shook his head, sighed softly, and sighed slightly: “How is it possible, I put myself in this country’s shoes.”

“Who believes!!”

“But then, Yinshi, your temper is indeed a little grumpy. Is it because you are dissatisfied with the trivial life?” Gui made a concerned look, and then took out a registration form from his arms, “Since you are so dissatisfied with life If so, why don’t we take this opportunity to join us? The gates of our anti-foreign patriots are opened for those people who are dissatisfied with life.”

“Why did you persuade me to join us in the middle?!”

“If you join now, it’s okay. Enjoy the seven-day intensive class in the Great Lecture Hall I teach myself! It’s completely free!” Gui continued, “Just call now…”

“You shut up!” Yin Shi quickly covered Gui “Don’t advertise for me at this time, bastard!”

“It always feels like things are getting worse and worse…” Xin Bazhu pushed his glasses and said expressionlessly that he didn’t exist. sense of sound.

But at this moment, all the Miss Baihua who had been by the side finally reacted.

“Sure enough, your goal is also Jiang Cheng sama!”

“You can’t succeed!” “We will do our

best

to protect Jiang Cheng sama’s virginity!”

“Jiang Cheng sama’s virginity is ours!”

…

When Miss Hua and the sisters spoke, Yin Shi and the others were all silent.

After a while, Yin Shi burst into blue veins and shouted: “It’s disgusting! Do you think our purpose is something that no longer exists?! No! It’s not at all! In other words, your purpose here is to Is that?! Are you aiming at the lower body of that idiot?!”

After listening, all the Miss Baihua took out the kunai.

“You’re not allowed to say that about Jiang Cheng sama!”

“What do you know about Jiang Cheng sama!”

“We just want to take this opportunity to see Jiang Cheng’s sama’s style! The style of the lower body!”

“Yes!”

…

Yin Shi’s face burst into blue veins, and shouted loudly: “There is no difference at all! Don’t you still just stare at his lower body in the end?! There is no such thing at all! Chastity or something, this idiot lost it ten years ago! No, not only chastity, this idiot doesn’t even have chastity Hey!”

“You are not allowed to slander Jiang Cheng sama!”

“Even if you are Jiang Cheng sama’s friend, you can’t be forgiven!”

“Sisters, let’s go

!

”

Ba Ha: Wait, why did you hear something strange?)

Immediately afterwards, a group of Baihua members rushed towards Yin Shi.

“Hey, Kagura! It’s your turn!” Yin Shi blocked the two Baihua members and shouted behind him.

“Yin Sang…” Xin Baha, who had been tied up by a group of Baihua members, murmured, “Kagura just went to the toilet because he ate too much…”

Yin Shi stumbled and almost fell. Then, he turned his head and glanced at the girl who was supposed to be standing behind him, but the ground was actually empty. Yin Shisheng shouted reluctantly, “Why do you have to go to the toilet at this time?!”

“Yinshi,” at this time, Gui, who was also parrying the attacks of Baihua’s sisters, turned his head and suggested, “let’s cooperate! If we continue like this, our goal will be impossible to achieve! We can only cooperate!”

“No way. This is the only way!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth and made up his mind, “But, let’s say it in advance! The benefits you get will be divided into seventy-three percent!”

“Five or five! This is my last concession!” Gui didn’t give in.

“Eighty-two!” Yin Shi shouted while forcing the two Miss Baihua back.

At the same time, Gui also forced back two Baihua members, and scolded Yinshi: “Did you bargain like this?!”

“Jiuyi! My low price!” Yinshi shouted again, “In addition, As a partner, you also need to provide the principal for me to play the small steel ball!”

“You are too much! Why do I have to provide the principal?!” Gui cursed.

“If you don’t agree, I’ll leave now!” Ginto threatened.

“You bastard…” Gui said through gritted teeth.

“I’ll give you three seconds to think about it, one, two, S…”

Yin Shi was interrupted by Gui before he could finish speaking.

“I agree! You bastard!” Gui’s heart was bleeding.

“Yo Xi, then I should also get serious.” Saying that, Gintoki’s expression finally became serious, and at the same time, he inserted the wooden knife back into his waist.

“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen it, the true posture of the legendary White Yaksha.” Gui chuckled and sighed slightly.

But as soon as Gui finished speaking, he felt as if he was in the air, “Hey? Wait? What’s going on? It feels like riding a roller coaster…

” When the incarnation of the small spinning top spins.

The surrounding Miss Baihua was forced to retreat.

“You…you…you bum…little…child!” Gui’s furious voice came from the spinning top, “Well…dizzy, I really want to vomit…Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”

“This is My trick!

“Ginshi shouted.

“I can’t get close at all, what should I do?”

“A Miss Baihua said, “There is still vomit being thrown out, what should I do?

It smells so bad, I want to vomit too, Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”

“There’s no other way, I can only stay beside Jiang Cheng sama!

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…”

“That’s right, that’s the only way to do it!

Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…”

“Σ_(???”∠) Vomiting…”

…

At the same time, when the patriotic people of the Gui faction saw this scene, they also bent down and vomited…

Seeing the crowd surrounded Jiang Cheng , the group of Miss Baihua who were still vomiting and Gui Yipai who was also vomiting, the corners of Xin Baji’s eyes twitched, and finally, Xin Baji couldn’t hold back and bowed her head and vomited, Σ_( ???”∠) Vomit…

At this moment when the picture was too beautiful to look directly at, a certain woman who was awakened by the noise came to Jiang Cheng’s room with a blank expression on her face. With an expression, he took out a few kunai from his arms and threw them towards the crowd. In just a few seconds, everyone present rolled their eyes and fell down…

KO!

!

…

in the early morning.

Jiang Cheng woke up, sat up and stretched out, “Yeah~ I slept really well~”

But then, Jiang Cheng suddenly felt something was wrong with you, and quickly covered his nose, “It smells so bad. Afterwards

,

Jiang Cheng opened his eyes, looked at the people in the room sleeping on the mosaic objects that looked like burnt characters, and said expressionlessly:

“Hey, you were having a banquet in my room yesterday. Is it?”

(End of this article)

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