Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 99

[Chapter 92: The routines on TV are also very applicable in reality!]

“Hey, stay safe!” Yueyong shouted solemnly.

The members of Baihua finally stopped, and Xin Baha, who was being chased, also stopped and lay on the ground panting.

“That’s great, fortunately Miss Yueyong arrived in time.” Xin Baha happily looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground, “If it’s a little later, the bottom line of this novel may really be lost… That’s great. …”

“At least that kind of thing has to wait until after winning the first place! After returning to Yoshihara!” Yue Yong said the second half of the sentence sharply.

“Do you still think like this in the end?! Have you ever cared about Jiang Chengsang’s feelings?! Have you ever considered the bottom line of this work?! Have you really thought about it for the author?!” Xinba Haw Roaring wildly, but no one listened to him anymore, the members of Baihua followed Yueyong back to the place where the snow sculptures were once again and began to work in full swing.

…

“I’m really fed up with those people…” Xin Ba Hao was speechless as he stood in front of his own work and looked at the Baihua members who were preparing to erect the eighteenth Jiang Cheng Snow Sculpture on the other side.

“One [beep–], two [beep–], three [beep–]…” Jiang Cheng squatted on the ground and shrank into a shadow, and he kept muttering something.

“Don’t count that kind of stuff! You’ll have weird dreams!”

“Xinbaha, please.” Jiang Cheng raised his head with a face that felt his body being hollowed out, and then said with tears streaming down his face.

“Don’t ask others to do strange things with that expression!” Shinba spit out, then sighed and continued, “It seems that Jiang Chengsang’s life in Yoshihara was not easy.”

“You…” Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Baha in disbelief and murmured, “I can’t believe that someone finally understands me! Xin Baha… woo woo…”

“Yin-sang, do you want to help Jiang Cheng-sang? Jiang Cheng-sang is also very distressed.” Xin Baha looked at Yin Shi who was playing with his [Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon] and said.

However, Gintoki looked at his work as if he hadn’t heard it, and then turned to face Kagura, “Hey, I suddenly thought of an incredible idea! How about installing wings? Wings?”

“Silver sauce, you are amazing, Aru! You have such a rich imagination!” Kagura praised.

“Yeah~ I don’t know why, it’s like I suddenly got an inspiration, and the inspiration suddenly appeared~” Yin Shi looked proud.

“Inspiration sucks! This is blatant plagiarism!” Shinba shouted, pointing at the statue of Hasegawa not far away.

“How can you talk like that? Xinbaha?” Yin Shi waved his hand indifferently, “How can this be called plagiarism? Be careful, I’ll sue you, if you don’t believe me, you can go and read the novels next door, especially the Cultivating immortals, don’t you think that basically everything…”

Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, Xin Baji covered his mouth, “Don’t talk nonsense! How much trouble do you want to cause the author! Originally, it was not very popular, because what you said might drive away a group of readers. It’s gone!”

“Hurry up and put on the wings Aru! I’m going to take a picture and send it to Mommy!” Kagura said excitedly.

“You don’t need to send these things to Madam!” Xin Baji replied.

“You are here too.” Gui walked over and said.

“Gui Sang.” Xin Ba Hao turned his head and saw Gui wearing a green scarf and green gloves.

Gui looked at Yinshi’s work carefully, and said in surprise, “Isn’t this the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]? The degree of recovery is really high!”

“So, why do you all know?” Xin Baha said speechlessly.

“Alias [Activity Thunder],” Gui explained calmly, “It is the culprit that caused the tragedy of the Balkan campaign [Seven Days of Fire], and it is really a weapon of hell!”

“Why is there another explanation…”

“Why are you here Aru?” Kagura asked Gui.

“I took time out of my busy schedule to participate in the competition,” Gui pointed to a certain work aside.

“It’s amazing! It feels full of entertainment!” Shin Baha praised.

Gui’s work is an oversized statue of Elizabeth, with a slight difference being a long slide protruding from Elizabeth’s mouth, and there are stairs to the right of Elizabeth for children to go up.

“It was created to make the children happy,” Gui explained. “You guys have fun too.”

“Okay…” Xin Baha just wanted to answer, but suddenly remembered something, “What a bum! Now is not the time to discuss this! The most important thing now is to protect Jiang Chengsang’s [beep—]! Protect the bottom line of this work!”

“What do you mean?” Gui didn’t know why, “[Beep-] What’s wrong?! Jiang Cheng’s [Beep-] What’s wrong?! Did you eat something bad outside? Or did you walk in something that shouldn’t be? In the hole you went in?! I reminded him before, not all holes can be…”

Before Gui had finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already walked behind Gui and punched him. Gui had only one head left on the ground.

“One tenth stronger than the teacher’s strength…” This was the last sentence of Gui before he fell into a coma.

“Guisang!” Xinbaha shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was on the side, “What are you doing, Jiang Chengsang! I’m ready to ask Guisang for help!”

“It’s completely unnecessary! Asking him to help will only make it more and more busy. This guy’s brain is comparable to a black hole, don’t you know?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Hao in surprise and said, “Besides, I already have a strategy. !”

“Strategy? What do you mean?” Shinbaha asked.

“Destruction! Wouldn’t it be better to destroy the entire statue? Such a simple matter.” After speaking, Jiang Cheng put his umbrella in Xin Baji’s hand, “Please! Xin Baji-kun!”

Xin Baha looked at the umbrella in his hand and was silent for a long time, then raised his head, “What kind of method is this! Do you want me to die?! How can I destroy the statue in the hands of those tigresses! Refund 10,000 Even if I can destroy it, what will I do after that? It will definitely be dealt with by Baihua!”

“Don’t say it so terrible!” Jiang Cheng corrected, “It’s not a deal! At most, it’s just finishing!”

“Isn’t that the same thing?!” Shinba replied, “I’m only sixteen years old! Life has just begun! I don’t want to finish it! Absolutely not!”

“It seems that you haven’t realized your situation yet, Mr. Xinbachi,” Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed [Life] and continued, “Some of them can’t stand in disorder, think about your lines in these chapters. Isn’t it more than usual?”

“If you say that…”

“I’m guessing this must be the setting of the author of the street! The last treatment for you before you die… before you finish! Isn’t this kind of setting normal on TV? The characters at the front of the game are unexpectedly much. “Jiang Cheng analyzed.

“I don’t think so…” Xin Bazhu replied, and then dropped the umbrella in his hand, “I don’t think I will finish it as long as I don’t touch this thing!”

“It’s really great that you can think like that…” Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji with relief, and then shouted exaggeratedly at the crowd, “Xin Bazhu has turned black! Said to destroy it. All the entries! I can’t stop him! It’s super scary!”

In an instant, everyone’s ears pricked up and looked over with bad expressions.

“Hey! Stop talking nonsense! How can I say that!” Xin Baha quickly covered Jiang Cheng’s mouth and retorted.

“Ah! He also said that all the entries are rubbish! He said that your entries are worthless rubbish, and you are not eligible to participate in this competition!” Jiang Cheng broke free from Xin Baji’s hand, and exaggerated again towards the crowd shouted.

“What?! What did that four-eyed virgin say?!”

“I’m impatient to live! It’s just a four-eyed virgin!”

“Kill you!”

“At this time, let’s go outside! Let go of the hatred between each other first! Kill that four-eyed man first!”

“That’s right!”

…

Looking at the crowd rushing towards him, Shin Baha stopped thinking.

“This way of finishing is also quite perfect in a sense.” Jiang Cheng patted Xin Baji on the shoulder and said, then slowly walked to the side.

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“Perfect shit!” Shin Baha turned his head and ran, complaining loudly as he ran.

Everyone is chasing the new Ba Haw. Jiang Cheng can’t help but think of the running under the sunset when he saw this scene.

Jiang Cheng picked up his umbrella, smiled and walked towards the unguarded Baihua’s work…

…

Xin Baha suddenly saw A Miao in front of her while running, she was overjoyed and moved with tears, “Sister! I knew that my elder sister would definitely help me! I will never hear rumors like those people and target me. of!”

But just after speaking, Xin Ba Ha saw A Miao raised a huge snowball with narrowed eyes and threw it in her direction.

At this time, Xin Ba Hao was still lucky, thinking that A Miao was dealing with the people behind him, but as the snowball got closer, Xin Ba Hao felt something was wrong, so it was obviously aimed at him!

Realizing this, Shin Baha quickly turned around and fled in the other direction.

“You are all wrong! I didn’t say those words at all!!” Shin Baha shouted as he ran away.

“How is that possible! Jiang Cheng sama won’t lie!” It was a member of Baihua who spoke out.

“So Da So Da! Jiang Cheng sama won’t lie at all!” The other Baihua members echoed.

“You guys don’t know him at all! Although he looks a little dumb, his heart is extremely dark!” Xin Ba Hao retorted as he ran.

“Speak ill of Jiang Cheng sama and die!!”

“Hey! You don’t have to mix with me! Aren’t you my sister?! Don’t you trust your brother like that?!” Xin Ba Hao said while avoiding a big snowball thrown by A Miao.