Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 100

[Chapter 93: The so-called celebration…]

“Destroy my work! Even my younger brother can’t forgive me!” A Miao replied fiercely.

“What! I didn’t say those words at all!” Xinbaha shouted, “Can you listen to people? It’s all Jiang Chengsang’s conspiracy! I was implicated at all! Could it be true today? Is it going to be finished?! I really don’t want to finish it! My life has just begun!”

“Stop, Xinjiang! It’s just a moment! It doesn’t hurt, it will be over soon!” A Miao shouted.

“No! Absolutely not! What do you mean by just a moment? Forget it, you don’t need to explain, I don’t want to know at all!”

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“Hey, Gin-chan, they seem to be very happy, Aru.” Kagura pointed at the crowd who were chasing Shinpachi, “Let’s play together.”

“No, no need!” Yin Shi said, then turned to look at the snow sculptures that were no longer guarded, “Don’t you think now is a good opportunity? If everyone is not paying attention, destroy all the snow sculptures, then the champion will belong to us. Is it! Even that obscenity can be a champion! Because there are no competitors!”

“Oh! Shinbahaw actually thinks so much about Aru!” Kagura seemed to finally understand.

(Xinbahau: I never thought about it like that!)

“Yeah,” Yinshi nodded, “this is Xinbaha’s strategy! So we can’t live up to Xinbaha’s painstaking efforts! When the game is over, we will use the prize money to buy a bouquet of flowers and put it in front of Xinbaha’s grave for comfort. Just look at the spirit of the new eight haws in heaven. He will also be happy for us in heaven!”

(Xinbaha: Hey! Enough for the two of you! Why did I go to heaven! Don’t give people the impression that I will definitely die!)

“Kagura! Let’s cheer together before we are discovered!” Gintoki and Kagura secretly destroyed Katsura’s works first.

By the time the two of them went to destroy the next work, Gui’s work had already turned into a pile of unremarkable snow.

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“Hey, what are you doing?” Yin Shi asked Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“Ah,” Jiang Cheng noticed that the visitor responded, and then looked at his statue again, “I want to destroy it, but destroying my own statue always feels a bit… After all, it seems to be quite handsome…”

“Handsome ass!” Yin Shi shouted, and at the same time jumped up and kicked Jiang Cheng’s statue over, “That’s it! This is already the eighteenth work I destroyed!”

“Ah-!!” Jiang Cheng shouted while covering his head, “My head! My body!”

“Damn it! Don’t you want to destroy this statue?!” Yinshi retorted.

“I say so, but I always feel a little pity.” Jiang Cheng smiled while sitting on the ground looking at the destroyed Snow Sculpture, and then looked at the energetic Baihua members who were chasing after Xin Ba Ha, the corner of his mouth slightly Shang Yang said softly, “But they are really annoying~”

“Ah? What did you say?” Yin Shi wondered.

“Nothing.” Jiang Cheng stood up, “Looks like this farce should be over, and I should go back and play my new game.”

After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was about to turn around and leave.

At this time, Yinshi shouted at Kagura in the distance, “Kagura, how many have not been destroyed?”

“This is the only one left, Aru!” Kagura replied.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that all the snow sculptures were gone…

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At this time, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Kagura were standing in front of the last snow sculpture. The whole statue was made according to Yinshi one-to-one. Of course, some parts have been beautified and stretched, such as the face and legs. .

“Hey, it’s true, even I can’t bear to destroy it.” Yin Shi murmured as he looked at the statue in front of him, “It’s just the same.

”

“The length of the legs seems to be different Aru. The ratio of Gin-chan’s upper body to the lower body should be one to one Aru.” Kagura glanced at Yinshi and then at the statue to compare and said.

“Who are you looking down on?! Do you think I’m a dwarf?! Don’t look at Yin-sang, I’m like this, but in 3D, I’m like Oguri Shun! Both legs and popularity are super high!” Yin retorted loudly.

“But who did this?” Kagura asked.

“Look over there,” Jiang Cheng pointed to a woman in the distant crowd who could smell the natto stink even here, “Obvious, right?”

“I have a headache, even I can’t bear to break it…” Before Yin Shi finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already picked up his umbrella and smashed the statue to a pulp.

“What are you doing?!” Yin Shi roared.

“Don’t you have the heart to destroy it? I’m just helping you~” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

“Can’t you be gentler?!” Yinshi shouted, “You’re definitely taking revenge! You’re definitely taking revenge on me for breaking your statue just now!”

“Don’t worry about it so much, Aru,” Kagura advised, “after all, all the entries have been destroyed, this time even if it is our lewd… [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon] can also get the first place. Named Aru!”

“Hey, didn’t you just admit that your work is obscene? You almost told the truth, right? It must be very hard to change your mouth temporarily, right?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

“Now you can wait for the results of the competition to be announced with peace of mind. The first place is already in your pocket.” Gintoki said with a bit of joy, “Kagura, when you get the bonus, you can buy your favorite vinegar kelp cloth. , it’s no problem to buy a whole box of vinegar kelp!”

“That’s great, Aru!”

“Why are you cheering for that kind of thing, just vinegar kelp can satisfy you? Isn’t the thing your uncle bought for you bad?” Jiang Cheng complained again.

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“Hey, stop chasing me…” Xin Baha shouted panting from the front, “Everything you said has nothing to do with me! It’s all Jiang Chengsang, the belly with a ponytail. Black man’s idea!”

“You’re still insulting Jiang Cheng sama! Glasses boy, you really deserve to be damned!” A member of Baihua shot several kunai in an instant, but was hurriedly avoided by Xinbaha.

“Sisters! Kill him!”

“Oh!”

“I’m not Frieza anymore! Can you let me go!” Xin Baha wanted to cry without tears, but the next moment, Xin Baha glanced into the distance, stopped, and pointed his finger aside, “Look at there……”

Everyone followed Xin Baji’s hand and looked over, only then did everyone realize that their respective works had disappeared…

“What’s going on?!!!” ×N

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Looking at the menacing crowd, Jiang Cheng thought for 0.01 seconds before thinking of his words.

I saw Jiang Cheng slowly cover his face and burst into tears, “It’s all my fault! It’s all my fault that I didn’t stop that silver hair with natural curls! The whole thing has nothing to do with me or Kagura!”

And a group of Baihua members surrounded Jiang Cheng in an instant.

“It’s okay! Don’t blame Jiang Cheng sama! Jiang Cheng sama must have worked hard to prevent this from happening!”

“That’s right! We don’t blame you!”

“So, Jiang Cheng sama, please cheer up!”

“You guys…” Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at the group of Baihua members moved.

“Even if the statue is gone, Jiang Cheng sama will always live in our hearts!”

“Hey, people are still alive, why do you say that I’m dead! It’s just that the statue is gone!” Jiang Cheng retorted.

“In other words, it was the silver-haired natural curly who was picking booger over there who destroyed our work?” A Miao asked with a squinting smile.

Seeing A Miao who looked like this, Jiang Cheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then nodded heavily.

I didn’t lie, except for the statue of a certain natto woman, everything else has nothing to do with me!

“Yin Sang~ can you come for a little while?” A Miao shouted at Yin Shi with a full smile on her face.

“Me?” Yin Shi pointed to himself and stood up at the same time, “Is something wrong?”

When looking at Yin who was getting closer and closer, A Miao’s expression did not change, she was still smiling.

But before Gintoki approached, Xin Baha, who had been tied up by the crowd, finally spat out the snowball he didn’t know who had stuffed it and shouted, “Yin Sang! Don’t come here! Run!”

“Run? What do you mean…” Before Yin Shi could finish speaking, he saw A Miao who had already raised the big snowball, and immediately ran away.

“What the hell did you do! My best award…my Haagen-Dazs…all are returned to me!” After saying that, A Miao threw the snowball out.

“Return Jiang Cheng sama’s [beep–]!” shouting, all the members of Baihua also rushed out.

“Hey! What do you mean by returning my [beep–]?! When did my [beep–] leave me?! Don’t shout such slogans of unknown meaning! Readers will misunderstand!” Jiang Cheng growled.

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“Haagen-Dazs?” Yin Shi stopped and twitched the corners of his mouth, “Hey, what are you kidding me? I thought there would be a lot of money and I worked so hard for so long, stinky mother-in-law! How dare you play us!”

While shouting, Gintoki picked up a large piece of snow from the ground and threw it out.

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Seeing everyone who turned into a snowball melee, Jiang Cheng sat on the spot and smiled, “This is how the real festival should be.”

“Hey, have you had enough?” Yueyong’s voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.

“Hey? Yueyue? Where have you been? I haven’t seen you for thousands of words.” Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked in confusion.

“I went to the supermarket and bought some things to prepare for the otaku’s health care class.” Yueyong said while looking at the two big pockets on the side that were bought from the supermarket.

Jiang Cheng glanced at it, and even saw things like notebooks, cameras, and pointers.

“Are you still thinking about that?!”

“Let’s not talk about this, what’s the matter with that?” Yueyong asked in confusion as she looked at the people who were fighting in the snowball fight.

“It’s just a celebration…”

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“Since no one wins first place, then everyone is first!” Yueyong announced to all the members of Baihua, “So! The otaku body health care class will be held in this idiot’s room at ten o’clock tonight. On time!”

“What do you decide for yourself! I’m really angry! Really angry!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

“Prepare now!” With that, Yueyong threw a few kunai at Jiang Cheng… Jiang Cheng threw himself on the street.

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Looking at Yoshihara and his group who were dragging Jiang Cheng farther and farther, Xin Baha was silent, and then slowly said, “Who… who will loosen me up…”