Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 97

[Chapter 90: When the atmosphere is up, you don’t care whether the plot is reasonable or not!]

Voice-over: All the snow sculptures around are basically colorful statues, and all kinds of leaks are unruly. If they are described, 80% will be deleted by the starting point.

The 3,000-word chapter prepared by the author may also become 200 words.

This is true. It is definitely not that the author is lazy and deliberately does not describe it. After all, the imagination of readers is really terrible.

For example, a normal banana, peeled, and sent into the mouth of a cute girl, may become some kind of mosaic scene.

A street writer: Are you finished?

Voiceover: Finished reading, so can you untie me?

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“Ah, that’s how it feels…” Yinshi pinched his chin and faced his own work: two solitary snowballs, “and then put a stick in the middle…”

“Do you want the author to be cut in half?!” Xin Baha roared while kicking a snowball into the air.

“Hey, what are you doing, bastard? Do you know how much effort it took for me to make the ball on the left?” Yin Shi rubbed his shoulders and complained.

“What else do I want to ask you?! How much trouble do you have to fill the author!!” Xin Bazhu replied in a loud voice.

“Gin-chan, the stick is ready for Aru.” Kagura walked over with a long snow stick and said, the stick is rather strange, and the shape of the top is a bit strange…

“Ah!! What are you holding Kagura-chan?!” Saying that, Shinpachi blocked the camera.

“Shinbaha, what are you doing? Although I don’t know where you want to go, but let me tell you, this is the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon].” Gintoki looked at Shinbaha and explained.

“You said [Armstrong] twice, okay!” Shin Baha tugged at his neck and replied, “Who are you lying to! Where can there be such a lewd cannon!”

“Really, teenagers only think about lustful things,” Gintoki said as he placed Kagura’s stick in the middle of the two snowballs, “When you mention [Maru] [Bang] Ah, think about it in that direction.”

“Xinbaha, you are disgusting, Aru, don’t talk to me for now.” Kagura said with disgust.

“Then what the hell is this…” Shin Baha was defeated.

“Ah, you are here too.” Hasegawa’s voice came.

“Hasegawa-san! It’s actually still alive! It’s incredible!” Shinbaha said with emotion.

“Hey! Why are you sighing about this! It’s like I should die!” Hasegawa spit out.

“After all, the weather is so cold, if Hasegawa-san lives in a cardboard box…”

“Don’t worry, I have found a place to live this winter, temporarily steal it…with the help of a friend’s house.” Hasegawa replied.

“Hey, did you say the word [steal] just now? Did you mean to secretly borrow and live at a friend’s house? Secretly borrow and live at a friend’s house without the friend’s knowledge?” Yin Shi said expressionlessly. , and glanced at Xinba Haw at the same time, “Xin Ba Haw, remember to check the whole house after returning home, and throw out all the things that should not be in the house! For example, Madao with sunglasses, sunglasses, or sunshade mirrors. That kind!”

“Hey?! No, Yinsang! If I throw me out in this weather, I’ll really freeze to death!” Hasegawa got anxious when he heard this, and quickly replied.

“You really live in my house secretly! Are you trying to do that by living in someone else’s house secretly without the owner’s knowledge?!!”

However, Hasegawa looked at Gintoki’s work as if he hadn’t heard it before, and said in surprise, “Isn’t this the [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon], the recovery rate is really high.”

“What?!” Shin Baha was shocked, “Why would you know?! Is there really?! Is there really such a thing?!”

“This is the decisive weapon that those wolves used to blast Edo’s castle tower to force Edo to found the kingdom.

“Ginshi explained.

“What did you say?! Could it be that our country was defeated by such a poor cannon?!” Xin Ba Hao said in disbelief.

“By the way, why are you here? Did you follow the owner of the house?” Gintoki ignored Shinhachi’s words and said to Hasegawa again.

“Don’t say I’m like a dog!” Hasegawa retorted, “I participated in the competition as an individual player, and I heard that if I win the top prize, there will be a bonus.”

Saying that, Hasegawa pointed to the statue on the side, to be precise, his own statue.

“Wow!” Xin Ba Hao exclaimed just now, but immediately reacted and complained silently, “Why does it feel a little familiar? It’s exactly the same as the scene in the park in Chapter 32, and sure enough, Jiang Chengsang’s influence is not that much. It’s easy to erase…”

“Park? Why do you know my dream?” Hasegawa wondered, “This is the scene in my dream when I woke up in the hospital. In the dream, I was freed from my restraints, and the golden rooster stood alone, as if being Add a pair of wings to fly freely in the sky.”

“It’s just burned out my brain…” Xin Baha replied in a low voice.

“That must be the guidance of Kame Sama! I always believed so! That’s why I named this work [Flying]!” Hasegawa said a little embarrassedly.

However, at this time, Jiang Cheng walked out with tears on his face, “I knew it! I knew you didn’t completely forget me! You even regarded me as Kame Sama! I’m really touched~”

“No, it doesn’t look like this at first glance.” Xin Ba Hao spit out again expressionlessly.

“What are you talking about? Little brother?” Hasegawa wondered.

“This work is just a semi-finished product!” Jiang Cheng commented seriously.

“Hey? Really?” Hasegawa asked in surprise.

“Of course! If you want this work to have a soul, then you must forget the essential point!” Jiang Cheng said seriously, “That is! The sunglasses are not removed! This work without the sunglasses lacks its soul! Although It looks perfect at first glance, but I can’t give you full marks for this! Since it is flying, since it is freedom! The restraints of the whole body have been thrown away, why are there still sunglasses!”

“Hey? Really? Can you really get full marks if you remove the sunglasses?” Hasegawa wondered, “You’re not bluffing me, little brother? Although at first glance, what you said does make sense.”

“I also think it makes sense, Aru!” Kagura punched Hasegawa in the face, Hasegawa himself. “That’s it! Full score Aru!”

Hasegawa got up from the ground and wiped his nosebleed, and looked at the sunglasses that had been shattered into powder, “It’s not here! It’s the statue! Why take off my sunglasses!”

“No, you have been freed from the last shackles, congratulations, madao.” Jiang Cheng cast a relieved look at Hasegawa and applauded.

“Congratulations!” Kagura also applauded, imitating Jiang Cheng and casting a gratifying look at Hasegawa.

After that, Gintoki and Shinbaha did the same.

“You…” Hasegawa murmured, then lowered his head and continued with tears, “…Thank you…”

“Why did he say thank you?” Shin Baha asked Yin Shi in a low voice.

“I don’t know, ask Kagura, I learned from her.” Yin Shi replied in a low voice, and looked at Kagura on the side,

“I don’t know Aru either, I learned from my uncle.” Kagura said and looked at Jiang Cheng who was beside him.

“Ghost knows.” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, “Don’t you think it’s reasonable to do this in that kind of atmosphere?”

“So you don’t know either?!!”

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“Speaking of which, why is Jiang Chengsang here?” Xin Baha asked curiously.

“It seems that your landlord invited Yueyong, so he was pulled over.” Jiang Cheng explained with a sigh.

“Hey? Really? Does Yoshihara also have works?” Shinbaha said in surprise, “I’m a little curious about what Yoshihara’s works are like~”

Jiang Cheng didn’t want to answer, he covered his face and drew circles on the ground.

“Hey, don’t poke at his sadness,” Yin Shi stopped the curious Xin Ba Hao and pointed to the oversized snow sculpture not far away, “You can see it at a glance. UU Reading www.sonicmtl .com”

“Wow wow! That! Jiang Chengsang’s statue! It’s really super like!” Xin Ba Hao said with emotion, and looked at his own work at the same time, “In this case, the first place is really like a fool’s dream.”

“Hey? Xin Baha, have you also prepared a work?” Jiang Cheng stood up and said, at the same time looking at the work of the Master’s House, he said with emotion, “Isn’t this [Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong Cannon]! The degree of recovery is really high. Ah hey.”

“Hey?! Why do you know Jiang Chengsang too?! Am I the only one who doesn’t know about it for a long time?!” Xin Baha was confused again.

“Don’t you know?” Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Ba Haw in surprise, “Isn’t this quite common? It exists everywhere in War and StarCraft.”

“Really?! Is the current interstellar war fought with such poor cannons?!”

“Can you listen to me and finish what I have to say!” Jiang Cheng sighed and then explained, “The abbreviation is W…”

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was overthrown by Kagura and Yinshi together.

“W? What is W? What should be added after W? Is it S or C? Hello? Re-explain it!” Shinba roared.

“Oji-chan, if you win the first place, can you give me the prize~” Kazura, who was Kagura, stared straight at Jiang Cheng with big eyes.

“Although I really want to help Kagura-chan get the first place, but… I really don’t want the first place…” Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment and said.

“Hey? Don’t want the first place? Why?” Shinbaha asked curiously.

“Anyway, I really don’t want this first place at all, for reasons…” Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng turned his face away and didn’t continue talking.