Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 96

[Chapter 89: The problem of low work efficiency is of course to do what you want!]

“The weather this winter is really unusual~” Granny Denshi said with emotion as she looked at the snow-covered streets.

“That’s right, Orochi… Dengshisang.” Jiang Cheng replied with a squinting smile while standing beside him.

“Did you want to talk about Orochimaru just now?”

“You heard it wrong.” Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.

“But! Take a shower when it’s raining! Play acrobatics when you get a knife! This kind of relaxed feeling of never forgetting to have fun, as an Edo person, I must keep it in my mind!” Granny Toshi shouted again facing the front, “So I decide again! The first Kabukicho Snow Festival is officially held!”

“Sister Yueyong! Mom! Look, look!” At this moment, Qingtai’s excited voice came.

Looking at Qingtai running over, Jiang Cheng smiled and slowly raised his hand, “It’s too noisy, Qingtai-kun~”

…

“It’s just pulling you out of the room! It’s just confiscating your game! As for angering me like this?!!” Harita complained while rubbing the big bag on her head.

“What does it mean to just pull me out of the room?! What does it mean to just confiscate my games?! Do you kid know the meaning of games to my life?! What qualifications does a guy who doesn’t know have to say? Makes remarks?! Me! Just now! I’m about to eat the 3600th chicken this year! Why am I participating in this shitty festival! The Kabukicho festival has something to do with Yoshihara!!!”

“You’re so noisy! You’re obviously just a useless otaku!” Qing Tai retorted with a small face raised.

Looking at Jiang Cheng and Qingta who were arguing on the side, Hiron smiled and turned his head to the mother-in-law Toshi who was on the side and said, “Thank you so much for inviting us to such a fun celebration.”

After finishing speaking, Sun Wheel looked at the members of Baihua who were playing in the snow not far ahead.

“It’s nothing, the celebration, of course, it will be more lively if there are more people.” Granny Dengshi replied.

“Believe it or not, I’ll give you Orochimaru for human experimentation! Little devil!” Jiang Cheng mentioned Qingta and handed it to Granny Dengshi, who was beside him, “I’ll give it to you! Human experimentation doesn’t matter!”

“Thank you so much…” Granny Dengshi subconsciously took Qingta and licked her lips, “Damn! Believe it or not, I will add a curse mark to you, soul Dan?!”

“Did you just lick your lips? Did you mention the curse mark?” Jiang Cheng whispered to Yueyong who was pushing the sun wheel, “Is this an admission in disguise? Acknowledging that he illegally smuggled in from the next studio. right?”

“You brat is so rude! I heard it all!” Granny Dengshi roared.

“My ears are almost deafened by you! If you say you are Orochimaru, just snicker! Look at your face and say you are Orochimaru, it’s like saying that Buddha looks like Xiaoli Xun. !” Jiang Cheng complained loudly.

But at this moment, the cheers of the members of Baihua sounded, “Jiangcheng sama~ look here, look here~”

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked over, and saw a group of Baihua members surrounding a huge statue greeting him.

Jiang Cheng took a closer look, isn’t that himself!

An enlarged version of himself, and then, Jiang Cheng smiled and walked over…

“This kid’s popularity is unexpectedly high.” Granny Dengshi said, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Baihua members.

“The members of Baihua are originally a group of wandering girls who can’t find guests,” Rilun explained with a smile, “but Jiang Chengsang is different, his pure eyes that are not mixed with any impurities, no matter which woman looks at You will be attracted.”

“In other words, a simple idiot.” Yueyong added.

“A simple idiot, so is the guy upstairs in our house.” After speaking, Granny Denshi looked at a certain silver-haired natural curler who was making snowballs, “But the relationship between women is really bad. ~ I heard that it is still a student taught by a teacher,

How can the difference be so big?

”

“No, I think silver hair with natural curls is much better than that dead house.” Yueyong retorted.

“No, the dead house is much better than that silver hair with natural curls.” Granny Dengshi sighed and replied.

“Hey, the two of you are really disgusting, it’s like complaining about your husbands to each other.” Qingtai said expressionlessly.

Just after she finished complaining, Qingtai was koated by her mother-in-law and Yueyong.

Ignoring the three people who were fighting, Sun Lun looked at Jiang Cheng in the distance and muttered: “The light is completely different from the sun, warm but not dazzling. Maybe this is…”

…

“It’s amazing, it’s exactly the same~” Jiang Cheng said with emotion when he looked at the enlarged version of his snow statue, then scratched his head and continued with a little embarrassment, “But I always feel a strange feeling… Commenting on my own statue by myself … this feeling… uh…”

“Jiang Cheng sama, I’m going to do your naked body next~ But can you give us a reference~” a member of Baihua teased.

“Let’s forget about the naked body. Although this is not an animation, readers’ imaginations are also super scary.” Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

“Then tell us the size, the shape is ready~” another Baihua member joked.

“How do you describe this kind of thing?” Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a while before raising his head and replying solemnly, “Sure enough, this is not acceptable. If the author who harmed him was cut in half, it would be troublesome~”

“It’s better to make it an anti-tank gun!” a member of Baihua suggested.

“You underestimate Jiang Cheng’s sama too!” Another Baihua member retorted, “At least it’s like destroying star missiles!”

Looking at the members of Baihua who started to quarrel again, Jiang Cheng’s face was full of black lines, “Can you not discuss my part here loudly! It’s super humiliating, okay?”

“Can we discuss it when we go back?” a Baihua member raised his hand and asked.

“Don’t discuss it anywhere!” Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, “Even if you want to discuss it in a place where readers can’t see it!”

“Can you show us in a place where readers can’t see it?” a member of Baihua suggested, and at the same time, a group of members of Baihua also gathered around and stared at Jiang Cheng.

“No! No matter where you are!” Jiang Chengyi retorted rightly.

“Sure enough, even Jiang Cheng sama dislikes us~” a member of Baihua felt sad, “Even Jiang Cheng sama looks down on us girls who can’t recruit customers…”

“What do you mean…”

“Sure enough, Jiang Cheng Sama is also such a person~”

“Sure enough, we don’t even have the meaning of existence~”

“I just want to take a look~ I don’t do anything else~”

Hearing these complaints, Jiang Cheng’s head was full of black lines, “What does one look at! Can this thing be seen casually?! This is the symbol of a man! How casual can I let you all look casually!”

“Then Yoshihara’s women just let men see them casually~”

“Soda search!”

“I didn’t come out to sell it!” Jiang Cheng retorted subconsciously, but as soon as he said it, he felt that this sentence was too much.

“Jiang Cheng sama, you…” The members of Baihua covered their mouths and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

“I didn’t mean that! I just…” Jiang Cheng hurriedly wanted to explain.

“Then let’s see!” A Baihua member shouted in unison.

Just when Jiang Cheng was extremely distressed, Yueyong came out to help Jiang Cheng relieve the siege.

“Be safe! This is not Yoshihara!” Yue Yong said solemnly.

Hearing this, the members of Baihua also settled down, Jiang Cheng gave Yueyong a moved look, but Yueyong’s next words made Jiang Cheng jump again.

“Wait back to Yoshihara, hold a otaku body show!”

“Hey! What is an otaku body show! What do you want me to do?!” Jiang Cheng roared.

“What to do? Of course, show your body,” Yueyong replied as a matter of course, “I just feel that Baihua’s work enthusiasm is not very high recently. If Baihua’s work efficiency can be improved in this way, it would be a good idea. a good idea.”

“Of course not! How can such a rude thing happen to the protagonist!” Seeing the members of Baihua who were already cheering, Jiang Cheng quickly retorted.

However, Yueyong acted as if she hadn’t heard it, and was still bashing the members of Baihua, “So, in this celebration, we, Yoshihara, want to get the first place! If we don’t get it, what is UU reading www.sonicmtl.com? The otaku body show, the otaku body health care class, the otaku body is full, all of which are not available!”

“Hey! Why are there more projects! What is the otaku body health care class, are you going to make me a specimen?! What else is the otaku body sheng! What do you want me to do?!” Jiang Cheng frantically complained, “Can you ask the parties for their opinions! The parties don’t want to do anything! And why do you want to be the first in a place like this! It’s totally unnecessary!”

“No, this is the first step in Yoshihara’s plan to conquer the ground!” Yueyong replied.

“I’ve never heard of such a plan! When did you make such a terrible plan! What else is called conquering the earth?! What are you trying to conquer the earth?! Did you secretly go to the Tianyuan Breakthrough crew next door to study? ?!!!”

However, no one listened to Jiang Cheng’s speech at this time. Under the command of Yueyong, the members of Baihua were carrying snow blocks in full swing, cutting and carving them with sharp kunai…

Looking at the members of Baihua with a clear division of labor and high efficiency, in the end, Jiang Cheng sighed and turned to leave this sad place.

…

On the other side, the Master House trio.

“Yin Sang, I’ve brought the snow here.” Shin Baha shouted, and at the same time piled some snow blocks next to Yin Shi.

“Yeah, I see.” Ginshi said and put the big snowball in his hand on the table made of snow with the words [Master House Silver Sauce] written on it.

“Yeah, everyone’s works are amazing,” Shinbaha said with a look around, “Although it’s all this kind of color, but it’s really in line with the style of Kabukicho.”

Saying that, Xin Baha turned his head to Yin Shi and continued, “Are we in the Master’s House…”