Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 90

[Chapter 84: Willful or coquettish, this is a child’s patent!]

“Is there anyone?” Jiang Cheng shouted while standing outside a warehouse.

“Hey, it’s so late, does anyone still visit a place like me that no one cares about?” The old man Yuanwai opened the shutter door and complained, but after seeing the person coming, he was stunned, “This is not the one against the robot. Interested kid? What’s the point of coming here?”

“I just want to ask you a favor.” Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

“What are you busy with? I don’t know anything other than mechanics.”

“That’s why I can only come to you.” Jiang Cheng said while following the old man Yuanwai into the small factory.

After the two entered, Jiang Cheng took out three mobile phones and a stack of banknotes and put them in front of the old man Yuanwai, but after thinking about it, he took out a mobile phone from his arms.

“What do you mean?” The old man Yuanwai was a little confused when he looked at the things in front of him.

“Renovate these mobile phones, and transform the communication distance into the whole galaxy.” Jiang Cheng replied.

“It can’t be done,” the old man Yuanwai shook his head and continued, “This is beyond the guidelines. It’s okay to build a small electric donkey or something, but this is really impossible.”

“I know what the difficulty is, but…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a small sealed and transparent bottle again. The small bottle was filled with green liquid, which was exuding an unspeakably beautiful light.

“This is…” The old man of Yuanwai murmured, “Altana! How did you do it! You can compress this energy into liquid? Do you know if the energy in this small bottle is converted into electricity? How long will it take the entire earth?! Your kid is really not easy!”

“I just got it from a friend who said something about quantum stability, although I really don’t understand it,” Jiang Cheng said casually, “So now, is it alright?”

“Well…” The old man Yuanwai pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said slowly, “You can try it, and get it in a month.”

“Five days.” Jiang Cheng said without hesitation, “up to five days!”

“Are you trying to exhaust me?! You may not be able to build a reactor that can hold this energy in five days!”

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng wondered, “I heard that you are not the number one mechanic in Edo? Is it a fake? Is it just a name?”

“You are a hundred years ahead of me! Boy!” The old man Yuanwai said with some disdain, “But… I’ll take over this job! Come and pick it up in five days!”

“Thank you then… Then please!” Jiang Cheng said sincerely, then turned around and walked out. As soon as he reached the door, he suddenly thought of something, stopped, turned his head and said again to Yuanwai, ” If it really can’t solve the problem of calls, at least it has to reach the point of sending messages to each other. Also, in terms of appearance, there are two female models and two male models.”

“Got it……”

…

Really choose the group colony.

“Tufang-sang, did we forget something today?” Zongwu asked while sitting on the ground with his chin supported.

“I don’t know!” Shi Shiyi looked unhappy, “Let that Gui escape again today! It’s really unpleasant!”

“You push the timeline forward, what are we doing before chasing Gui?” Zongwu reminded.

“Huh?” Shi Shiyi looked at Zong Wu with an idiot expression on his face, “Didn’t you look at the cosmic monster at the bank gate before chasing Gui? When did your head become so difficult?”

“So, that cosmic monster…”

“The monster’s body is still in the bank!” At this moment, Shi Shi finally came to his senses and stood up in an instant, “It’s really careless! If there are people who don’t know the truth, they bring something that looks like a father’s internal organs. It will be bad when you go home! You will definitely have diarrhea after eating it!”

Having said that, Shi Shi rushed out and began to gather all the members of the True Selection Group.

“December sixteenth,

Earthwork seems to have amnesia due to ingesting too much mayonnaise and nicotine.

Sogo said while writing in his notebook, “I feel that death is not far away, and this record may become the biography of Hijikata-san – “Countdown to Hijikata’s Death”.

”

…

“Great, it looks like the body hasn’t been touched yet.” Shi Shi was a little fortunate, and looked at the members of the True Selection Group at the same time, “Listen, move out carefully!”

“Tufang-sang, what do you want to use for this disgusting dead body?” Zongwu said aside.

“The guys from the Immigration Bureau asked me to take it. It seems that a big man wants it.” Shi Shi said and lit a cigarette for himself, “but there really is such a bad guy…”

“However, it’s really amazing. Has that Xinghai Fangzhu been fighting this kind of thing all the time? I have to doubt who is the monster now.” Zongwu said.

“Actually, that family is all monsters, that woman…” Said, Shi Shi remembered the feeling of being suppressed by the opponent when he faced Jiang Hua at that time, and how Jiang Cheng kicked the master of Xinghai Fang and put him in the air. The kick that turned the entire bank into ruins, “The monster’s family can only be a monster.”

“Speaking of which, the boss of Yoshihara is really strong and outrageous. The bank should be closed for a long time now. The reconstruction fee will be deducted from the mayonnaise purchase fee of Hijikata-san.” Sogo suggested.

“Why should I deduct it from my mayonnaise budget!” Fourteen shouted, “Whoever made it will be reimbursed for it! Not even one bottle! That guy shouldn’t be short of money!”

“Actually, the boss just replied to my message…” Said, Zongwu took out his mobile phone and gave Shishi a look.

Jiang Cheng: [If you have money, you can buy all your favorite games~ If you are really embarrassed, let the V-shaped Liu Haijun eat less mayonnaise~]

“What a joke!” Shi Shi directly dropped Zong Wu’s phone and cursed.

“The money for this mobile phone is also from Tufang-san’s mayonnaise purchase funds.” Zongwu said to a member of the Zhenxuan group beside him.

“Are you coming too?!” Fourteen shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Fourteen continued to say to the members of the True Selection Group, “Report the loss to your superiors, and also report Zongwu’s cell phone! That is to say, it was broken during the battle with the space monster!”

“Hi!”

“Don’t worry, I’ve already recorded it all,” Zongwu shook the recorder in his hand, “I’m really going to be promoted now~”

“Give that to me!”

“Don’t~”

Looking at the two who started fighting again, all the members of the True Selection Group seemed to have not seen it, after all, it was not surprising.

…

“I’m back…” Jiang Hua leaned against the window in Jiang Cheng’s room, turned his head and looked at Jiang Cheng who walked into the door with tender eyes.

“Ah,” Jiang Cheng scratched his head embarrassedly, as if he didn’t know what to say, but he bravely walked into his room and walked in front of Jiang Hua.

To be honest, Jiang Cheng really doesn’t dare to face Jiang Hua now, Jiang Cheng’s eyes are dodging, “That… I’m sorry… Maybe I made you suffer…”

In the end, Jiang Cheng still spoke.

“It’s really a gentle child,” Jiang Hua said, putting his hand on Jiang Cheng’s head, “It doesn’t matter, because it’s a child, willfulness and coquetry are allowed, and my mood may have changed. Maybe, watching them from a distance is enough. Watching them grow, grow up. Finally, enjoy the life that should have ended.”

“Actually, I have always wanted to see you again, not only because of curiosity, but also because of regret. Maybe I should take you with me. You are in pain. Your eyes are full of pain. Although I don’t know what you have gone through, However, what I can see is your pain and despair…”

“There’s no such thing!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Sister, you gave me a new life! All choices after this are my own! Thanks to my sister, my new life! I have always I want to say thank you to my sister! Thank you! Sister Jiang Hua!”

“It doesn’t matter, it’s a child after all…” Jiang Hua said and hugged Jiang Cheng into his arms, “It’s alright, it doesn’t matter if you cry, you can do it today…”

“No, I won’t cry,” Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at Jiang Hua in front of him, and smiled, “Because, I still have an unfulfilled promise, a promise I once ignored… So…”

“It’s really grown up~” Jiang Hua sighed with emotion, “The child who was shy in the bath at the beginning has grown up without knowing it…”

“Don’t tell me about that matter!” Jiang Cheng couldn’t help blushing.

“Can you tell me about it? Your life…”

“Okay,” Jiang Cheng replied, but then he reacted, “What about Kagura-chan and that bald guy?”

“Kagura-chan just fell asleep, as for that bald man…” Jiang Hua raised his head.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that the head of the master of Xinghaifang was stuck in the ceiling, and the whole person was hanging from the ceiling, and it seemed that he must have fainted.

“Running back drunk, that’s the consequence…”

“Uh……”

…

Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua chatted in the room until the early morning. Jiang Cheng was very acquainted and only talked about some happy things about him. About Songyang, Jiang Cheng didn’t say anything, just said that he had met someone as gentle as Jiang Hua. Teacher, and also met a group of partners with different personalities.

Finally, Jiang Hua asked Jiang Cheng what the agreement was before.

“I made an agreement with someone to protect what he values most!” After speaking, Jiang Cheng grinned, just like twenty years ago, when Jiang Cheng was just leaving and An Xing was asked to take a photo ID At that time, the photographer made Jiang Cheng smile, Jiang Cheng thought about it, and looked at Jiang Hua, who was standing beside the photographer, and grinned…