Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 89

[Chapter 83 : Even if you don’t say it, parents can see the growth of their children at a glance!]

“You stinky brat, what do you mean?!” The owner of Xinghaifang grabbed Jiang Cheng’s collar and said angrily, “Why are there still hair follicles in the end?! Are they reunited with the hair follicles?! Where have I been?! Where am I? But then again, will the hair follicles really come back? Will they really come back?!”

“Isn’t your request already met!” Jiang Cheng retorted, “Didn’t I already add the attribution of father… to you?! Also, you should give up on the hair follicle, and you will never come back. ”

“I will definitely be back! It’s just to study abroad!”

“I definitely encountered a hair follicle dealer when I was studying abroad! I will never return to China!”

“I will go back to China! I will definitely go back to my father’s smooth country! I will definitely return to my country with long blond hair!”

“Hey! You two, please be quiet for me! Do you know that it affects other customers?!” the shop owner shouted.

“Private Marseille…” × 2

The master of Xinghaifang poured himself a glass of shochu again, took it up and drank it, and then slowly said with some emotion: “It’s really incredible, the kid at that time has grown to such a level, if I didn’t see you, I never imagined that time has passed so long…”

“No, as long as you touch your head every day, you will definitely understand that time is gone forever…”

“To be honest, I really haven’t changed at all. I’m still so unrestrained and suave, and standing with Jiang Hua is still a good match.” Xinghaifang continued.

“Hey, are you listening to someone? I said can you touch your head? What is a good match? Standing with Sister Jiang Hua now will only make people think you are a nouveau riche, okay?”

“Nouveau riche? Nouveau riche?! Outbreak!” Xinghaifang’s eyes lit up, “Really?! Does my hairstyle really look like an afro?! Is it really that thick?!”

“Ah, indeed, the level of idiots has not changed…” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

…

“Mummy, this is our landlord Alu, Granny Dengshi.” Kagura excitedly introduced Jiang Hua.

At this time, Kagura was dragging Jiang Hua to the Dengshi store downstairs in the Master House, along with Yinshi and Yueyong. As for Xin Baji, Yinshi secretly arranged a secret mission.

“Kagura usually thank you for taking care of you.” Jiang Hua said with a smile, “I am Kagura’s mother, and my name is Jiang Hua.”

“Where,” Granny Dengshi wanted to complain, but when she saw Jiang Hua’s gentle expression, her heart softened instantly, “Kagura-chan has always been very good.”

“Hey, Baba, do you dare to tell the truth? Where is this little girl with such a big stomach? If I remember correctly, she often eats and drinks here with you, right?” Yin Shi approached Granny Dengshi. whispered in his ear.

“Are you still a person when you speak ill of your child in this situation?” Granny Denshi whispered, “Although you look like an idiot, you don’t need to be so obvious as an idiot, right? In this situation, of course, try to praise as best you can. Let mother rest assured, baby? And… Kagura-chan is not free to eat and drink, Jiang Chengjun will come to help Kagura-chan to settle the bill once a month.”

“Hey? Really! What about Yinsang’s account? Have I also settled the rent I owe and the money I usually eat and drink?” Yinshi asked with bright eyes.

“No, Jiang Chengjun only paid for Kagura-chan’s meal.” Granny Denshi replied without hesitation.

“This bastard! Since I’ve already given money, why didn’t I even settle Yin Sang’s account together! It’s not bad money! Isn’t it right to help a bad friend?!” Yin Shi said unhappily.

“A friend who is self-righteous and depraved is not worth helping.” Granny Tengshi extended a finger and continued, “That’s what Jiang Chengjun said~”

“Huh?! That bastard! I don’t even think about who helped him raise his niece!”

“Niece?”

“Don’t you know? That bastard turned out to be the uncle of this strange little girl! Yin Sang was shocked when I found out!” Yin Shi whispered.

“I don’t know, I thought it was my sister or something,” Granny Dengshi glanced at Yinshi in surprise, “Could it be that you just found out that the two of them are related? Show it so vividly?”

Gintoki fell into deep thought after listening to it, am I really an idiot?

Is Yin Sang really an idiot?

Why does everyone know it but only Yin Sang doesn’t?

Why?

I… shouldn’t I really have a problem with my IQ?

Would you like to go to a nearby brain hospital?

“This is Catherine, who introduced Aru in a letter to her mother…” Kagura pointed to the wonderful creature wearing a green kimono with cat ears and a beard and introduced Jiang Hua to the side.

Jiang Hua nodded.

“Introduction? Indeed, a beauty like me really needs a solemn introduction. After all, getting to know a beauty like me is something to be proud of, and something worth telling my mother in my hometown!”

“Shut up the guy who didn’t even learn the first lesson of life well!” Granny Denshi couldn’t help knocking Katherine’s fist.

“The first lesson in life?” Catherine asked in confusion, rubbing the big bag on her head.

“Just to have a clear understanding of yourself!” Granny Dengshi took a cigarette and explained. Everyone just wanted to nod, but after hearing Granny Dengshi’s next words, they were silent for a moment, “Beauty or something, you always In second place, first place is me!”

“You didn’t even learn the first lesson of your life, right?!!!” Yin Shi shouted, “It’s not just that you didn’t learn it well, you didn’t even read the textbook! Did you skip school in the middle of it! You went on a date with Sulfuric Acid in the middle of it. Come on! What a cold joke with a face that has been splashed with acid!”

“That’s right, I’m the first! Don’t fight with us young people, you guy with half your foot in the coffin!” Catherine echoed.

“You’re about the same, right?!!!” Yin Shi roared again.

Looking at the noisy three people, Jiang Hua smiled. At this moment, Jiang Hua finally understood that what Kagura said and written in the letter was true. Kagura was full of joy every day on earth, even though he couldn’t be by her side. ,but……

“Almost forgot Aru! There is another very important companion that I didn’t introduce to my mother!” Kagura took Jiang Hua’s hand and rushed out of the Dengshi store, heading straight to the second floor.

Before Jiang Hua even had time to look carefully at the sign of [Master House Silver Sauce] hanging outside the second floor, Kagura pulled him into the room on the second floor.

“This is…” Kagura was shocked to see the clean and spotless Master Room.

“It’s really clean~” Jiang Hua praised.

Kagura just wanted to refute, but after seeing Jiang Hua’s smiling face, he swallowed what he originally wanted to say, “Well, Baja has always been very diligent, and the Master House has always been Baja’s Alu! Silver sauce is too lazy. Never take the initiative to clean the room.”

“Wang!” Dingchun didn’t know when he came to Kagura and Jiang Hua.

“Sadaharu~” Kagura hugged Dingchun’s dog’s head affectionately, then turned his head to introduce Jiang Hua, “This is Dingchun! It’s the poor child Aru who was abandoned by others, but now it is also our house of all things. one of them!”

Saying that, Kagura began to twist, “The reason why I didn’t say it in the letter was because I was afraid that my mother would get angry, so…”

“How could that be? Kagura-chan has grown up a lot. Mom, I’m really happy for Kagura-chan. The so-called growth, in fact, children don’t have to express it deliberately, parents can see it at a glance.” Jiang Hua reached out and touched it. He touched Kagura’s head and said.

“Mummy~” Kagura turned around and threw herself into Jiang Hua’s arms and began to act like a spoiled child.

Jiang Hua looked at Kagura in his arms softly, and he didn’t know when it was about to reach his shoulders. Then he raised his head and reached out to touch Dingchun’s hairy head in front of him.

Dingchun enjoyed Jiang Hua’s touch very much, with a satisfied expression on his face.

“Protect Kagura-chan…”

“Wang!”

…

“To be honest, how long can my sister stay here?” Jiang Cheng asked suddenly.

“Counting the time on the back and forth, one week is the limit. Her body is different now from the beginning. Because of staying in a place like Luoyang for so long, her whole body is already rotten… ”

“A week?” Jiang Cheng murmured, then stood up and put a stack of money on the table, “I’ll invite you this time, after all, you invited me for the first meal twenty years ago, I still have something to do, you go directly to Yoshihara after you finish, Yueyong will definitely arrange it.”

“Yoshihara?! You’re not kidding!” The owner of Xinghai Fang was shocked and said quickly, “The child is still here! Is it a little bit like asking me to go to a place like Yoshihara… Next time, next time you come to Earth alone, please I can go there…”

Before Xinghaifang finished speaking, he was knocked out by Jiang Cheng, “Thinking too much! If you dare to do something sorry for Sister Jiang Hua, I will definitely hunt you down in the whole universe!”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back.

…

“It’s getting late, Madam, leave me to arrange the accommodation tonight.” Yue Yong said.

At this time, Jiang Hua’s mother and daughter, Yue Yong, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha were sitting on the sofa in the Master Room.

“I want to sleep with my mother, Aru!” Kagura said quickly.

“No problem, there are quite a few empty houses in Yoshihara.” Yueyong replied, “I have already had a few houses cleaned.”

“Then thank you Miss Yueyong,” Jiang Hua said with a smile, “and I also want to see what kind of place Xiaojiang Chengjiang lives…”

“I don’t think a place like Yoshihara is suitable for your wife!” Gintoki said righteously, “If you want to live, don’t go, just stay at the Master’s House! I don’t recommend adding a pillow! After all, as a wife, you are the old man of the earth… what!”

Kagura and Shinbaji punched at the same time, smashing the silver natural scroll that had forgotten what morality was…

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