Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 87

[Chapter 81: The relationship between having hair and the relationship without hair actually mean the same thing…]

Unlike Gintoki, Jiang Cheng was a little overwhelmed after hearing Kagura’s words.

“I didn’t expect Kagura-chan to recognize me too~” Jiang Cheng couldn’t stop his tears.

“No, I don’t think it’s…” Shin Baha spit out expressionlessly.

“Che, who said it wasn’t?” Yin Shi raised his head and instantly switched to a disdainful expression, “I’ve always known that.”

“Who are you lying to?!” Shinba roared, “Do you think you can get away with changing your expression and tone?!!”

“In this situation, if I’m the only one who doesn’t know, doesn’t Yinsang seem like an idiot? Show me the atmosphere, Xinbaha!” Yinshi leaned beside Xinbaha and reminded in a low voice.

“Yinshi, you…” Jiang Cheng looked at Yinshi in disbelief, “I thought you would be furious and ask me for alimony, but I didn’t expect…”

After speaking, Jiang Cheng was moved to tears again.

“The issue of alimony will be discussed after the matter is over…” Yin Shi whispered, and then looked at everyone, “Then let Jiang Cheng treat the guests to dinner when everyone is reunited today!”

“Do you really want alimony?!!” Xin Baha was already unable to complain, “And it’s a family reunion, what does it have to do with you!!”

Just as everyone happily went to the hotel together, the master of Xinghai Fang, who was kicked away by Jiang Cheng, finally woke up.

“Who, who will pull me… The waist seems to be broken…”

But no one noticed…

…

“Hey, do you really want to eat in such a luxurious place?” Xin Baha looked at this magnificent hotel in disbelief.

“Ah, if it turns out to be that guy’s older sister, this bit of etiquette is basic.” Yueyong explained in a formal suit that she didn’t know when to change, and Qingta had already been sent back to Yoshihara by Yueyong.

“Why are you dressed so formally? And when did you change your clothes…”

Just when Xin Ba Hao finished complaining, Jiang Chengcheng, who had a smile on his face, walked towards the crowd.

“Just in time, a guest just vacated a private room,” Jiang Cheng said as he walked in front of Jiang Hua with an obedient expression.

“Thank you for your hard work,” Jiang Hua said with a smile.

“Not at all,” Jiang Cheng replied quickly, “Let’s go up quickly!”

…

“Hey, what’s going on with the bunch of people lying at the door of the private room?” Xin Ba Hao asked with black lines all over his head while sitting on the seat.

“Hey? Is there such a thing?” Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then explained to himself, “Maybe it’s a guest who drank too much.”

“Drinking a lot of farts! It’s obvious that I was knocked out!”

However, Jiang Cheng turned his face to Jiang Hua as if he hadn’t heard it at all, still with a well-behaved face, “I don’t know what my sister likes to eat, so I ordered all the dishes.”

“Although Jiang Chengsang is more reliable on weekdays, that well-behaved expression…it’s really unbelievable…” Xin Baha whispered.

“By the way, I forgot to introduce you, this glasses boy is Kagura’s colleague,” Jiang Xingxiang suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly introduced Jiang Hua to everyone, “and glasses are really not the body, although just now I was also surprised when I met you.”

“Don’t be surprised by this!” Shinpachi shouted, standing up at the same time, and introduced himself to Jiang Hua, “I’m Shimura Shinpachi! Please take care!”

“This silver-haired natural curly is…”

Jiang Cheng was interrupted by Yin Shi before he could finish speaking.

“In short, I’m basically the equivalent of Kagura’s father on Earth, in other words, your husband…”

Jiang Cheng didn’t give Yin Shi a chance to finish, because the waiter just walked in with the dining cart.

Jiang Cheng grabbed the fruit parfait from the dining car and threw it on Yin Shi’s face.

“Silver time! Your favorite fruit parfait is here!”

“What are you doing?!” Yin Shi got up and shouted, “You have wasted a good fruit parfait! Hey, waiter, three more of the same fruit parfait.”

“I know you,” Jiang Hua said with a smile, “I’ve read all the letters written by Kagura, Gin-chan, right?”

“Ah? When did Kagura write a letter?” Gintoki continued flattered, “But since you know me, Madam, it’s a great honor.”

“By the way, and you, it’s said to be glasses covered in human skin.” Jiang Hua turned his head to Xin Ba Hao and said with a smile, “But he looks like a good boy.”

Xin Baha scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly after hearing this.

…

“Yin-sang, I really can’t believe that the beauty is actually the mother of Kagura-chan,” Shinbaha said with some emotion, looking at Kagura and Jiang Cheng who were fighting for food, and the two sitting The smiling Jiang Hua said, “It’s really gentle and beautiful, Kagura sauce doesn’t seem to have inherited Ms. Jiang Hua’s advantages at all…”

“Ah? What did you say?” Yin Shi raised his head and asked. At this time, Yin Shi had just finished the last serving of Parfait, with a look of satisfaction, “Parfait is really the best!”

“Have you ever listened to anyone?”

“Of course, the mother who praised Kagura is beautiful and gentle.” Gintoki continued casually, “Isn’t the answer obvious? The mother is so gentle and considerate, so the child will be so willful. Isn’t it normal?”

Just then, the door of the private room was pushed open.

The owner of Xinghaifang rushed in with a bouquet of flowers, “Damn it! I’m here!”

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng had already stood up, still with an unpretentious kick, and then… the master of Xinghai Fang was kicked away again.

“It’s really dangerous,” Jiang Cheng said with a sigh of relief, “I didn’t expect that perverted bald Lolicon to follow me here. Fortunately, I responded quickly!”

“That…that…” Shinbaha wanted to explain, but was interrupted by Kagura.

“Uncle is amazing!” Kagura shouted.

“This is so-so,” Jiang Cheng said and closed the private rooms again, “Okay, the annoying flies have been driven away, let’s start eating again! Kagura sauce, our big stomach competition is not over yet. What! I just saw that you secretly ate another piece of meat while I kicked that perverted bald lolicon away! How cunning~”

Just when Jiang Chenggang was about to turn around and walk towards the table, the door was opened again. To be precise, it was directly knocked open. The whole door was broken, and the shards of wood flew towards the table.

Fortunately, Jiang Cheng reacted quickly, he took the umbrella next to him and held it up, blocking all the broken wood chips.

“You stinky boy! Who are you calling a perverted bald lolicon!” The owner of Xinghaifang said in a suppressed voice of anger, “The first time I didn’t want to have the same knowledge as you, this second time, I have to teach you well! I haven’t seen you for twenty years…”

Jiang Cheng took out his ears, and his face was indifferent. Before Xinghaifang Master finished speaking, Jiang Cheng turned over to Xinghaifang Master again, and scolded him as he stepped on it: “Who are you?! Why are you pretending to be a follower? You look familiar?! It’s just a bald guy! It’s just a lolicon! Can you really be lawless if you are a policeman?! How dare you follow me to the hotel!”

Jiang Cheng’s last kick was towards Xinghai Fangzhu’s stock, [Success!

】 Jiang Cheng thought so, but the owner of Xinghai Fang didn’t give Jiang Cheng this chance, raised his hand to block Jiang Cheng’s feet.

“What a pity!” Kagura said.

“Hey, what a pity?! Do you really want Jiang Chengsang to stomp on your father’s [beep—]?” Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

“No, it’s not a pity at all,” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, turning his head to Kagura. At the same time, he began to force his feet and stepped on it together with the hand of the master of Xinghaifang…

“what—-!!!”

…

“Do you really want me to cut off my descendants?!” The owner of Xinghaifang said angrily while sitting at the dining table, “But your goal is impossible to succeed! I have already finished planting! Kagura is the crystallization of my love with Jiang Hua! ”

An umbrella was accurately inserted on the wall next to the master of Xinghaifang, “Yeah, there seems to be a mosquito over there~” Jiang Cheng said, covering his mouth.

“Even if you don’t want to admit it, there’s nothing you can do! I’m your brother-in-law!” The master of Xinghai Fang laughed and said, “I’ve been contaminated by me everywhere in Jianghua! Here’s your chance!”

“Is that so?” Jiang Hua asked with a smile.

“Of course it’s true!” The owner of Xinghaifang did not realize that Jiang Hua said this sentence.

Then, there was no more, the head of Xinghaifang Fang was smashed into the ceiling by Jiang Hua, and only one body was left exposed.

“Xinbaha…” Yin Shi said to Xinbaha with a black face, “It’s not that there are no similarities…”

“Well, I understand…”

…

“Well, can you two go out to fight?” Xin Ba Hao said, looking at Jiang Cheng and the master of Xinghai Fang who were on the verge of breaking out in front of him.

“Okay, I’m just afraid that this bald guy won’t dare.” Jiang Cheng said with narrowed eyes.

“Bald, you can’t stop shouting! I don’t even think about whose fault it is! My hair follicle goddess will leave me!” Xinghaifang shouted.

“Do you want to blame me for this too? Do you just want to escape from reality?!” Jiang Cheng roared.

“It’s not your fault whose fault! It’s all because of what you said 20 years ago that the goddess of hair follicles left me! It’s all your fault! I take a look at my hair every day. Just watching it leave the top of my head a little bit like this, this feeling… do you understand?!” Said, Xinghai Fangzhu looked at Kagura, “Kagura, do you see it? It’s this guy, this The guy is the one who made Dad bald!”

Kagura: “…”

“I don’t understand at all! It has something to do with me!” Jiang Cheng realized that he had made a slip of the tongue as soon as he finished shouting, “It has nothing to do with Mao, ah, no, it doesn’t matter anyway!”