Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 86

[Chapter 80: The feeling that only one person can’t think of the answer when playing the decryption game…]

In the early morning, the Earth terminal (space terminal station) welcomed two special-looking guests today.

“The earth is still too dangerous…” Xinghaifang murmured.

“I think it’s pretty good…” Jiang Hua took a puff of cigarette and continued looking at the brightly lit Edo, “Also, can you stop following me? After all, I’m divorced.”

“Who said divorce! It’s just a temporary separation! I never signed the divorce agreement! I won’t admit it!” The owner of Xinghaifang quickly denied, “Also, I’m not following you, I’m chasing It came with a parasitic cosmic monster!”

“Really? I thought you were here for your precious daughter, but it turned out to be just for a cosmic monster…” Jiang Hua didn’t care, but continued to walk forward on his own, but the corners of his mouth raised slightly an arc.

The master of Xinghaifang thought for a full 0.001 seconds before chasing after him, “Hey, have you replenished enough Altana on your body?! If something happens to you, that stinky boy will definitely chase after the whole universe. Kill me! Of course there’s another stinky boy I haven’t seen in twenty years…”

…

“Why do I want to watch such a boring exhibition! Isn’t it better to watch TV on Panda? Why do I have to watch Panda on such an important day!” Harita’s whole face was full of writing accurate.

“Little devil, no one will let you come and see. If you want to complain, turn your face to the other side. Otherwise, I won’t be able to do anything to you.” Jiang Cheng’s eyes were still staring at the glass window as he was playing giant panda.

“Sister Yueyong~” Qingtai acted coquettishly at Yueyong on the other side, “I don’t want to watch panda~ I want to watch “Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man”~ I’ve been waiting for this movie for a long time~”

But just after she finished speaking, Qingtai noticed that Yueyong didn’t hear what she said at all, and her beautiful eyes were staring at the giant panda in the glass window.

“Sister Yueyong!” Upon seeing this, Mrs. Qing shouted.

“Ah?” At this time, Yue Yongcai finally reacted, “If you don’t pay attention… Sure enough, pandas are too dangerous…”

“Dangerous! You’re addicted to it too!” Qingtai complained, but the next moment Qingtai found that Yueyong’s eyes were looking at the giant panda in the glass window again, “Forget it, I really don’t want to complain, but Be sure to accompany me to watch “Cosmic Monster VS Violent Man” in the afternoon! Definitely!”

Just when Jiang Cheng and Yueyong were completely attracted by the giant pandas in front of them, they were suddenly interrupted by a group of police officers from the Zhenxuan Group.

“The Zhenxuan team investigates the case! The irrelevant people leave quickly!” a member of the Zhenxuan team shouted.

Most of the audience began to leave the venue consciously, and in the end, only Jiang Cheng, Yueyong and Qingta were left.

“Hey, the field is cleared,” a member of the Zhenxuan team patted Jiang Cheng’s shoulder and said impatiently.

“If you shoot me again, I’ll throw you into the sea to feed the sharks.” Jiang Cheng said without turning his head, his tone was very casual, “Also, if you dare to disturb me again to see pandas, I’ll put you all in for real. The selection team has been dismantled, so that you can’t see it as a gorilla!”

“Do you know what you’re talking about?! Threatening the Shinsengumi is enough to arrest you! Not to mention insulting our director!”

“Hey? When did I call your director?” Jiang Cheng turned his head and asked curiously, “I just said an orangutan, why do you say I insulted your director? It’s strange, do you think your director looks like an orangutan? Do you? If you say that, you are the one who insulted your director, right? I remember that you really have some kind of law in the game or something? I don’t know if there is an insult to the director~”

This member of the True Selection Team had also met Jiang Cheng once or twice, so he recognized it instantly, and realized that the other party was not easy to mess with, so he quickly apologized to Jiang Cheng with a smile and explained.

…

“The panda can’t see it either,

It will really cause trouble for people~” Jiang Cheng walked on the road with a helpless expression on his face.

“Then go to the movies with me! It’s really super super super nice!” Ching Tai said excitedly.

“I’m annoyed when I hear the word “Cosmic Monster”, when I see it, I must destroy it!” Jiang Cheng said angrily, looking at Qingta at the same time, “Also, why isn’t this rest day? Go to the dojo?”

“The new starling said that he needs to combine work and rest, so he gave me a day off today.” Qingtai replied.

“I only go two days a week, and I even gave you a vacation…” Jiang Cheng pouted with disdain.

“Hey, what are you doing there? Why are all the police?” Qingta said, pointing to the door of the bank not far away.

“Didn’t you say you’re looking for some cosmic monster? Maybe it’s there.” Jiang Cheng said nonchalantly.

But the next moment, Jiang Cheng caught a glimpse of a scene that made him instantly angry and couldn’t help it…

…

The owner of Xinghai Fang, who has become the Mediterranean, dragged Kagura out of the bank’s door.

“Good, come with me, I’ll treat you to a chestnut parfait, okay?” After speaking, the master of Xinghaifang lowered his head and whispered in Kagura’s ear, “Mom is here too, and you must give it to Dad after seeing it. Say a few good words! It’s up to you whether the two can get back together!”

“Let go of me first! I’ll go Aru by myself!” Kagura shouted while pulling his arm, “I don’t want Mommy to get back together with an uncle like you!”

“What’s wrong? Is it embarrassing to go with my father? It’s embarrassing, explain it in detail!” The master of Xinghaifang chattered, “Also, what do you mean by [don’t want mommy to get back with an uncle like me]! Where’s an uncle like me? Is it bad? Say it, and Dad will correct it!”

Kagura glanced at the barcode on the head of Xinghaifang, “You can’t change it back to Aru…”

“Kagura-chan, there is nothing that people can’t correct,” said Xinghai Fangzhu, who was about to drag Kagura away.

…

This scene, in Jiang Cheng’s eyes, turned into a LOLI-controlled uncle forcibly dragging a weak and bullying underage girl, while a group of police officers watched from the surrounding…

“What are you doing, bastard?!!!” Jiang Cheng shouted and rushed out, hitting the face of the master of Xinghaifang with his kick.

“Kagura-chan, are you alright? That perverted LOLI control doesn’t do anything to you, right?” Jiang Cheng ignored the Xinghaifang Master who was kicked away by himself, and asked anxiously towards the confused Kagura.

Then, before Kagura could explain, Jiang Cheng walked directly to the side of the lively Shinsengumi group, and raised the collar of the fourteenth, “What are you doing here? A perverted LOLI bully a girl in broad daylight, you guys. Didn’t you see it?”

“Boss, it’s all orders from the earthwork. If you want to kill him, kill him to get rid of your anger.” Zongwu said aside.

“What are you talking about?! Don’t add fuel to the jealousy, okay!” Shi Shi roared at Zong Wu, who was beside him, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was angry in front of him, “Calm down, it’s not what you think…”

Before Fourteen could finish speaking, he suddenly stopped and stared at Jiang Cheng’s back.

“What do you mean? It’s not what I thought it was?! Why don’t you explain it further? Ah?!” Jiang Cheng replied.

“Mom… Mommy…” Kagura’s voice sounded.

“I’m not your mommy, although your mommy would do the same when they see such a scene, but I’m just a four-good youth who is brave enough to do justice.” Jiang Cheng said without looking back.

“It’s really been a long time, Xiaojiang Chengjiang~”

Hearing this voice, Jiang Cheng was stunned, not knowing whether it was because of fear or shame, Jiang Cheng did not dare to turn his head to look.

“But, I really grew up,” Jiang Hua put his chin on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder. Of course, Jiang Cheng is taller than Jiang Hua now.

Jiang Hua put his chin on Jiang Cheng’s shoulder after propping up his toes a little.

“Who are you?!” Yueyong took out Kuwu and asked.

“Jiang…Sister Jianghua…” Jiang Cheng murmured, but he never dared to turn his head.

“Why are you shaking?” Jiang Hua asked, hugging Jiang Cheng from behind like the first time they met.

“I’m sorry…”

“Really, it’s really changed a lot, but I still think it’s cute when I was a kid.”

At this sensational moment, a voice that destroyed the atmosphere sounded.

“Bridge bean sack!” Yin Shi said, walking beside Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua at the same time, “Kagura calls your mommy? Jiang Cheng calls your sister? Bridge bean sack, I’ll stroke it…”

“Squeeze it slowly,” Jiang Cheng said as he took Kagura’s hand and held an umbrella in the other hand to block Jiang Hua from the sun, “Then we’ll go first.”

“Fuck off!” Yin Shi said, and Jiang Cheng turned over with one kick, “So you are that stupid uncle?!”

“Hey? Don’t you know?” Jiang Cheng was a little curious, “I thought you already knew~”

“You know shit! What is [I thought you already knew]! Who would know if you don’t say something like this?!”

“Huh? It’s weird, I thought everyone around knew it~”

“That’s weird! No one knows about it at all!” Yin Shi said, looking at Xin Ba Ha, who was on the side, “Did you know?”

However, something that shocked Yinshi happened, and Xin Ba Hao nodded slowly in silence.

“Why would you know that!”

“It’s just that Yin Sang has too much nerves, so you didn’t find it.” Xin Bazhu murmured in a low voice.

“What about you?” Yin Shi looked at Yue Yong again.

“I guessed it long ago.” Yueyong replied.

“And me too.” Harita raised her hand and said.

“Actually, so am I. I have long guessed that the strange little girl has something to do with that guy.” Shi Shi raised his hand and said.

“And me.” Zongwu also raised his hand.

“Hahaha, and me!” Gui’s voice sounded, but it was on the roof of the bank, “Yinshi, you are too slow!”

“Gui!” Fourteen shouted and chased after a group of members of the True Selection Group.

…

Yin Shi’s face was completely darkened, “So, I’m the only one… Am I the only one who doesn’t know?! Is it only Yin Sang who is kept in the dark?! Only Yin Sang is there. Stupidly taking care of your niece for you?!”

“Don’t say that, Yinsang, Jiang Chengsang has usually helped us a lot.” Xin Bazhu said.

“Shut up for me, you four eyes!”

“Hey, have you forgotten someone, Aru? Like a super cute girl or something?” Kagura squinted and smiled.

“Speaking of which, Kagura-chan doesn’t know, right?” Shinhachi said.

“I… I already guessed Aru!” Kagura said bravely, while thinking to himself [If you don’t know this situation, it will become the same level as that silver hair natural curly!

He’ll be a fool to be ridiculed by everyone!

so!

!

!

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After listening, Yin Shi’s face turned even darker…