Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 759

[Chapter 700: Hey, you’re going to die for scams… No, no, can you come to my funeral?]

The latest website: “Please! You squeak, Kagura-chan!”

Hearing Cheng Ye’s unbearable cry of grief in his ear, Kagura, who was lying on the hospital bed, had an idea: [There!

Using this opportunity to talk to me, I can come back to life!

】

Thinking of this, Kagura was overjoyed, and then hurriedly turned his face to the side and said at the same time: “I…”

But as soon as I said the word, I was hit by an elbow that came to the bed and hit him on the neck. Always stop.

“Hmm, what what?”

Sougo pressed his elbows on Kagura’s neck to prevent him from making a sound, and pricked up his ears pretending to be, while nodding from time to time.

“That’s what it is.”

[Okay…it’s painful…] Kagura, whose breathing became unsteady, thought to himself in pain, “What is this guy trying to do?

】

“I got her wish, Your Highness Princess.”

Zongwu said to Princess Chengye.

“Really?” Princess Cheng Ye said in surprise, holding her hands.

“Mmmm.” Zongwu nodded without changing his expression.

At the same time, Kagura was also constantly tortured by Sogo Wu, slowly closing his eyes, and his consciousness gradually fell into a coma.

The last sentence Kagura heard before he passed out was what Sogo said to everyone…

“Let’s start the funeral preparations quickly.”

“There are some things that can only be conveyed to true friends.”

Jiang Cheng sent out With such emotion, at the same time, he quietly put the Xiang Dian Qian into his chest.

“That’s not to say, we adults seem to have no effect at all.”

Yin Shi also sighed softly, and at the same time, he calmly stretched out his hand to compete with Jiang Cheng for the incense offering money.

【You bastard!

】×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi are not giving in to each other,

How long this dispute will last, no one knows.

…

In the darkness, Kagura, who was wearing a white and elegant white cheongsam, slowly opened his big eyes full of confusion, followed by doubts in his little head.

【Ah?

Here… where is it?

huh?

Can’t move, can’t make a sound, am I… sleepy?

]

Just as Kagura was in a state of self-doubt as if he was in a daze, a small skylight was suddenly opened slowly above his head, and some dazzling light slowly shone in.

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s head with a soft expression that suddenly came over from the small skylight, Ginshi with a relieved expression, and Xin Baha, who was trying to hide his sadness, Kagura groaned in doubt.

【Ok?

】

“It looks peaceful.” Yin Shi closed his eyes and sighed softly.

“What nonsense are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with gentle eyes, and replied softly, “It’s the same energetic face as usual, even now… it’s very energetic.”

“That’s right… Gintoki shook his head lightly and replied, “This guy is probably the same as usual when he arrives there. He is as energetic as usual…”

“Kagura-chan…” Shinpachi couldn’t help but sobbed again.

【What are these three goods doing?

】

“It’s ready.” The voice of a kind old man suddenly came from the side.

Jiang Cheng raised his head and replied with a gentle expression: “Let’s go then…”

[Hey?

what?

Where are you going?

】

Squeak –

at the same time the door was slowly opened, the guards standing outside the door on both sides of the road, all dressed in formal clothes, with solemn expressions, wailed at the same time.

Under the leadership of the guide who was slowly advancing on the horse, Kagura… No, the coffin where Kagura, which carried the love of countless people, was slowly lifted and headed towards the auditorium.

Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Yinshi, Xinbaha, their family members headed by several people, and Kagura’s acquaintances, who were wearing formal clothes, slowly followed behind the coffin, with heavy expressions on their faces.

At this time, Kagura, who was being carried and placed in the coffin, finally noticed something, and his expression became slightly worse.

【What is this?

What is this nasty feeling?

Shouldn’t it be…]

After seeing the white chrysanthemum framed on the gate just passed by the head – “Her Royal Highness’s friend, Kagura’s farewell ceremony” in black on a white background, some kind of Kagura’s conjecture was conjectured. proved!

【My funeral has begun—!

】 Kagura exclaimed in surprise, and thought of collapse, 【And it’s still at the state funeral level—!

】

Princess Cheng Ye, who also changed into a dark formal dress, followed Kagura. The teardrops in the corners of her eyes, the handkerchief in her hand, and the choking sound continued, all proved that Princess Cheng Ye felt bad for Kagura. Grief to go.

“His Royal Highness.”

Zong Wu, who was following him, comforted softly: “She must be very happy now, and can send her away with such a big ceremony.”

At the moment when she heard Zong Wu’s voice, Kagura was heartbroken. Surprised: [Difficult… Could it be said…!

]

“And I can still bathe in the sun that has been scorching so far.” Saying that, Sougo pressed the UV switch in the tanning salon-type coffin in his hand, “I must be very happy to be able to sleep in the tanning salon-type coffin and go to Huangquan. .”

Kagura, who was “baked” by the harsh and scorching ultraviolet rays irradiated by the dense ultraviolet lamps on the inner wall of the coffin, was not well.

【That guy…that guy…found it!

!

]

…

In the grand and solemn funeral venue, Kagura’s coffin was placed at the front of this spacious venue.

At the top is a photo taken from the OP of Kagura smiling happily at the camera.

The Taoist monks of the famous temples sat in front of them and recited scriptures for them, and in the back were the people who came to see them off.

“Namo Amitabha… Namo Amitabha…”

With a muffled sound of knocking the bowl, the monk’s chanting work ended, and it was the family’s turn to give speeches.

Perhaps because Jiang Cheng was sobbing and unable to speak at this time (on the surface), Granny Denshi slowly came to the microphone as the elected representative.

“Cheer up…you’re the only real relative here, right?” Yueyong whispered to Jiang Cheng, who was holding the portrait of Kagura and wiping tears that couldn’t stop with the other hand.

“Hold… I’m sorry.” Jiang Cheng choked back, then wiped his tears and stood up straight, raising his head and looking forward with complicated eyes.

“Everyone, thank you for coming to this funeral during your busy schedule.”

Granny Dengshi had a heavy expression and bowed gently towards the front.

“With so many relatives and friends coming to her funeral, that child should feel at ease with the knowledge of Izumha. That’s right, she is a child who hates gloomy like her smile.

So please everyone, at this last moment, Send her off with a smile on your face. This must be the best farewell gift.”

Granny Dengshi finished, and then slowly took two steps back. After Jiang Cheng turned the portrait in his hand to Yueyong, he walked slowly. step forward.

After taking a slow and deep breath, Jiang Cheng bowed his head.

“Thank you…” After expressing his thanks, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and continued with a soft expression: “For that child, this may be the last thing she wants to say to everyone who came here. Come alone. When I came to this strange planet, I unknowingly walked through so many fetters, and at the last moment… Looking back on the life on earth for so long, that child must be satisfied because of meeting you.”

“Jiang Cheng Sang…” Xinba murmured, and then turned his face away a little unbearably, and choked softly.

“This child is happy every day on earth. Because of everyone, he must be happy. So…Thank you again.”

Jiang Cheng lowered his head again, and his shoulders couldn’t help but lighten. Trembling slightly.

“Enough is enough…” Yueyong gently pulled Jiang Cheng up, comforted him softly, and then stepped forward to give everyone a salute and said softly, “Next, please place the flowers of farewell in order. In

the coffin, finally say goodbye to… her.”

Yueyong finished speaking, and the part of offering flowers to bid farewell came.

Zongwu was the first to slowly walk forward with a flower in his hand.

Looking at Sogo standing in front of the coffin holding flowers in silence, Shinbaha murmured softly, “Okita-san…”

Looking at Sogo’s back whose shoulders trembled uncontrollably, Kondo closed his eyes with some emotion. Said: “Zongwu, this is the first time I have seen him show such an expression, and it is obvious that he is arguing as soon as they meet. Human beings, when they lose their good friends and lose their mutually hated bickering objects, there is nothing. The difference…”

Kagura lying in the coffin, unable to move, looked at Zongwu with only the word “belly black” written on his face, and couldn’t stop laughing, his eyes widened with all his might, and he was angry scold.

【You bastard—!

!

】

“How does it feel to lie in the coffin?” Zongwu asked casually, and at the same time, he increased the intensity of the ultraviolet rays in the coffin, and said calmly, “I hope you can take a good bath when you arrive in Huangquan. Sunshine, so I specially prepared a sun-tanning salon-type coffin for you.”

[Burned to death!

!

It’s going to burn!

!

What the hell are you thinking?

Quickly let the mother out!

】

“I understand, you don’t need to say anything, I understand all your gratitude.”

【Who will be grateful to you!

】

“You pretended to be sick just to make sure the bosses didn’t care if they cared about you, right? Then you’re also pretending to be sick, so just pretend to be dead, so that you can see people’s nature more clearly. Don’t worry, for the next half-day You can’t move, and you can’t make any sound. Your dead appearance is absolutely perfect! Don’t have too few chances to see your own funeral with your own eyes~ You should be grateful to me.”

Saying that, Kagura was horrified. In his eyes, Zongwu put the flowers in, and then continued:

“If the boss and the others really care about you, they will definitely find out. But by that time, you may have been nailed in the coffin, or I was scorched in the kiln. But this is your own fault, and if you want to hate it, you will hate you for choosing to pretend to be sick.”

After that, Zongwu turned around and covered his mouth with a look of sadness and walked away slowly.