Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 758
[Chapter 699 : You can’t choose to be born, but you can still choose a funeral!]
The latest website: “Kagura, don’t worry anymore,” Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the bed again, and gently held Kagura’s small hand with both hands, showing an unusually gentle expression, and continued softly. : “You don’t have to worry about your mother’s affairs anymore, leave the rest to me.”
[No, now I’m more worried about my own affairs, Aru!
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“So…you don’t have to hold on anymore, sleep…” Jiang Cheng turned his face away and showed an unbearable expression, and tears gradually appeared in the corners of his eyes, “Go to sleep…
” Am I dying sooner?
!
Or do you think I’m just holding my breath because I’m worried about my mom?
Not any more!
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“So that’s the case, it was because I was worried about Mrs. Jiang Hua’s affairs, so I was holding on…” Shin Baha looked at Kagura with a soft expression, and said softly, “Really, I don’t even know what to say, this idiot… [
Stop, in short, hurry up and stop for me!
This atmosphere is not right!
It’s like “don’t worry about those things, so let’s get rid of it soon”!
Hello!
!
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“Good boy…” Grandma Dengshi raised her face and sighed softly, “Enough is enough, leave the matter over there to Jiang Chengjun, myself… It’s time to take a good rest.”
Said, Granny Dengshi couldn’t help but turned her face away and covered her mouth with a handkerchief, choking.
【End, it’s not right at all!
!
!
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“Kagura, I’m not alone, everyone will help with Sister Jiang Hua’s affairs.” Jiang Cheng continued softly, “So…you don’t have to force yourself, close…close your eyes and sleep comfortably. ”
[The fire is big… the fire is big!
I really want to get up and beat him Aru!
what to do?
what to do!
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“Sleep!” ×n
【Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
!
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“The last point,” Jiang Cheng stood up, wiped the corners of his eyes, then narrowed his eyes and pretended to be strong and smiled, “Everyone, as Kagura’s only relative on Earth, I hope… Kagura’s funeral will be okay. Leave it to me. I know, Kagura must have hoped so from the bottom of my heart.”
[No, you don’t know anything, I just want to live a good life from the bottom of my heart Aru!
In other words, I’m not sick at all!
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“Wait,” Yin Shi raised his head, showing a rare expression of indifference,
Tears flashed in his eyes, he shook his head and replied, “Actually… Kagura said before that she hoped that I would be able to hold her funeral, so please, in the end, those of us who are not family members but are more than family members will come. Send her the last ride? Please…”
[I didn’t say anything!
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“You probably remembered it wrong, Yinshi.” Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with a gentle gaze, “Actually, I made an agreement with Kagura a long, long time ago.” Now! I must let my uncle help me hold Aru for my funeral!” What, I will never forget it.
”
Speaking, Jiang Cheng’s shoulders trembled uncontrollably, and he lowered his head and covered his eyes in grief.
[What kind of promise! Would anyone make such a promise?! There should be a limit to lying? Hey! In other words, don’t show that “believing” expression!
Don’t think adding Aru is what I said!
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“Maybe that’s the case…” Gintoki looked at Kagura on the hospital bed with a soft expression, “But…the next day, she made a new promise with me, “Sure enough…I still want Ginto to be more. Sauce is holding a funeral for me, Aru.” Said that.
”
[Tell me about your size! How could someone say such a thing! Can you guys stop believing it so easily? Don’t think adding Aru is what I said!!]
“Ginshi In fact, I forgot to say it just now…” Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, then raised his head and closed his eyes, showing a bit of reluctance, and continued softly: “On the third day, Kagura ran to Yoshihara, Like a child, he said coquettishly, “No, I really hope that my uncle can help me hold the funeral, Aru.”
[Can’t you cherish me while you are alive?! Why do you want to hold a funeral for someone after you die? arguing over the matter! I can’t understand it at all! By the way, did you believe it again? Did you believe it again because of the addition of Aru?! 】
“How could I not know about this kind of thing?” Yin Shi sighed lightly, with a bit of emotion on his face, raised his head as if he was feeling something, and continued softly: “But on the fourth day , “But it seems that the funeral held by Gin-chan is more interesting, Aru, so let Gin-chan come Aru. After the agreement, it will not change Aru, and I will never talk about this kind of thing in the future. Lu.” He said that.
”
[It’s too long! There are Aru in every sentence! There are too many Aru! When I speak myself, I don’t have so many Aru! By the way…why do you believe it again! I am Aru!” Is it all right? As long as there is Aru? As long as there is Aru, it means that what I said is no doubt, Aru?!]
“So she is also very distressed…” Jiang Cheng looked out the window with melancholy eyes, ” On the fifth day, he came to me and said, “What should I do? Uncle? Aru said that yesterday. In fact, I want my uncle to hold a funeral for me, Aru.” Like a troubled adolescence It’s really cute that a girl who is wearing says something like that, Aru.
”
【The two of you are outrageous compared to the other! Aru said too much, did he accidentally include it in his own words?! And why don’t you look at me and say it? It’s because I can’t stand my stare. Is it?! Also… I said you don’t trust me so easily!!]
“Yeah, Aru,” Gintoki slowly came to the window, opened the window and looked at the gloomy sky , “It’s really a stupid little girl, Aru,” I’m sorry, Gin-chan, I accidentally brought up the topic of funerals, Aru, but after thinking about it, I think it’s best to let Gin-chan hold the funeral for me Aru.” That’s what she said Aru that night.
Then the two of them pulled the hook and hanged… Stupid Aru!
”
Speaking, Yin Shi slammed the wall beside him with a heavy punch, and his face showed a bit of unbearable again.
[In the end, did you bring it too?! Can you stop it? That kind of damn agreement is just that. I promise only when I’m in hell! What the hell is an idiot Aru?! I’ve never said that! Are you calling me an idiot? Are you?! 】
“Isn’t that what children are like, Aru? One idea a day or something.” Jiang Cheng walked slowly to the side of the wall, lowered his head and said softly with some emotion: “I accidentally did it with Yinjiang That kind of agreement, Aru, is very distressing, Aru, but I really still want my uncle to help me hold the funeral! This time it will never change again!” Kagura said Aru.
”
[Don’t stop?! You two have completely started to become aru! By the way, did you add na? Also…why do you believe it again! That kind of confident expression What are you going to make a fuss about! Even though I do say it normally, I do say it normally, that’s all!]
“Already… Enough Aru.
“Xin Baha slowly came to the other wall at this time.
[Have you used Alu too?! Are you also Alu?!]
Xin Baha lowered her head and expressed some relief. The voice said, “Hey, isn’t Jiang Cheng-sang or Yin-sang the one who cares most about Kagura-chan and also Kagura-chan?
At this time, arguing about this kind of thing, do you think Kagura sauce Izumi knows that he can sleep peacefully?
[
I’m still alive and well!!]
Xin Bazhu’s fists gradually clenched, his shoulders trembled slightly, and at the same time there was a voice that trembled: “It’s okay, it’s just this time, it’s okay to meet each other.” Can you two who are arguing join hands to send Kagura away with a smile, Aru?
”
[Don’t use Alu for me any more! It’s not suitable at all! It’s not suitable at all! If you add it to this feeling, it will become completely untouchable! Saying that, you all cover your mouth and cry!” 】
Jiang Cheng shook his head slowly, then raised his head and said with a hint of apology and some emotion: “I’m sorry, Kagura, my uncle just wanted to send you away, completely ignoring your feelings, I… What a bad adult, Aru.
”
It’s Aru,” Gintoki also sighed softly in the same tone, “We… are indeed a bunch of bad adults, Aru.”
”
[Please, Aru, stop!
My embarrassment is about to commit Aru!
By the way, is this how I feel when I say Aru?
Is that the disgusting feeling?
!
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“Ginshi, let’s say goodbye to Kagura this time, as Shinbaha said.” Jiang Cheng turned around and slowly extended his hand towards Yinshi.
“Stupid… idiot,” Yin Shi turned around, touched the back of his head, and a hint of embarrassment flashed across his face. After scolding in a low voice, he extended his hand reluctantly.
Looking at the hands that were gently clasped together, except for Kagura, all the people present showed a faint smile of relief on their faces.
A Miao covered her mouth with a smile and said, “Yahlieyalie, I didn’t expect to see this scene one day.” “It’s good to live for a long
time.” Granny Dengshi hummed softly, at the same time with some emotion. Said, “The two adults also grew up because of Kagura.”
“That’s right.” Shinhachi nodded lightly and let out a sigh of relief.
Afterwards, the applause from several people was given to the two people who had temporarily forgotten their grievances.
【That’s not right—!
Why?
!
Why did it become like this?
What are you feeling!
Why are you applauding?
Why be moved?
I don’t get it at all!
By the way, have you forgotten that I’m not dead yet?
Completely forgot?
!
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“Yinshi, if that’s the case, let us both work hard for the same funeral this time.” Jiang Cheng continued with some relief, and then smiled again, “But don’t hold back.”
“You are the .” Yin Shi also smiled.
【You two give me enough!
!
What do you mean by dragging your feet?
I’m still alive here, I’m your biggest hind leg, right?
Hurry up and bring this to my attention!
!
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Ka—— Kubei,
who opened the sliding door and stepped into the ward, said aloud: “Hey, is it too early to give up now? Aren’t you Kagura’s companions? The companions gave up so early, you let her What should I do?”
Seeing Little Monkey and Yueyong who came with Kubei, Kagura’s heart warmed: [Everyone… Are you all here to encourage me on the sickbed?
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“Anyway, I will find a way to handle Aru’s affairs. If no one is willing to take over, I can take over Aru.”
【Is that so?
!
Is this what you’re talking about?
What do you mean by take over?
!
Are you going to take over Aru’s language skills?
!
By the way, what kind of legacy is that Aru?
!
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“Xiao Jiu…” A Miao covered her mouth and looked at Jiubingwei with a moved face.
Jiubingwei looked at Kagura on the bed with gentle eyes, and comforted softly: “Relax, Aru, I will inherit Aru’s Aru well, although I may not be used to Aru, but… I will do my best Aru ”
[No, you use more than me!
In other words, you used it before I died!
Can’t wait too!
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“Wait a minute, is this enough?” Yueyong took off the cigarette pipe, closed her eyes and said softly, “Don’t there still exist things that are still too early to give up?”
“No, That Aludu has already been inherited, is there anything else?” Xinbaha asked suspiciously.
[Is the meaning of my existence just Aru?
!
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“No, there are.” Yueyong raised her eyes and looked at Kagura on the hospital bed.
【Yueyue——!
】 Kagura was moved, 【As expected of Yoshihara’s most observant woman!
Found it?
Finally found out?
Help me, Yueyue——!
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At this time, Yueyong stretched out his arms and took out several wrapped incense donations, “Actually, I have borrowed incense donations from others in advance. Let’s use this money for the funeral.”
[You are talking about the funeral.] thing?
!
I’m not dead yet, why do everyone think I’m dead!
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“How many of you…” A Miao burst into tears and looked at Yueyong and the others in a very moved way.
“I went to Yoshihara, the Yagyu clan, and a certain Nite to raise the game funds in the second half of the year. Let’s use it.”
Yue Yong handed over the Xiangdian money in his hand.
Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and asked, “Hey, did you just say something about the game money?”
“No, no.”
“No, you definitely said it? You definitely said about a certain nit just now. Half a year’s game funding, right? I definitely heard it.”
【Are you arguing about this kind of thing?
Am I better than gaming?
!
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“As expected of Yoshihara’s first capable woman.” Xiao Yuan praised.
“No way, I… will use the money well for the upcoming game… No, it’s for the funeral.” Jiang Cheng took the Xiangdian money handed over by Yueyong first, and thanked him softly.
【Do you want to use it to buy games?
!
Are you thinking about having a funeral?
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“Thank you everyone…” Granny Dengshi covered her mouth, and the tears of her emotion couldn’t stop.
“It’s too polite, don’t you want to help each other at this time?” Xiao Yuan removed his glasses and wiped his tears, and then continued with a forced smile, “So, everyone should cheer up
!”
The spirit is me!
!
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“Sarufi, you haven’t paid the incense yet, Aru.” Kubei reminded.
【You stop me too!
Aru or something is not suitable for you at all!
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Boom!
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When he faced the wall again and slammed the silver on the wall, he clenched his fists and said, “I’m sorry! I will repay this kindness with small steel balls!”
[Are you going to use all the small steel balls?
You didn’t plan to have a funeral after all?
!
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“Then you can delay my rent.” Deng Shi said, holding his hands.
“Yin Sang, I can also borrow you this month’s salary.” Xin Ba Hao said.
【Hey–!
What a topic this has become!
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Boom!
“Yes… I’m sorry, Kagura, you can use a candy jar for your tomb, right?”
[Don’t think that all the nonsense you are playing by knocking on the wall can count!
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Kubei said: “Hey, are you planning to steal our incense offerings, Aru? I will never let you do this! These are the money we raised for Kagura-chan’s funeral, Aru!”
Yin Shi lowered his head and replied, “We got the idea, but she said in her last words that she should put the ashes in a candy jar and sprinkle it in the parking lot.”
“That’s exactly what she said.” Jiang Cheng raised his face, He sighed softly.
Yueyong raised her brows and said coldly: “You two are going to be scattered there! If that’s the case, Kagura won’t be able to rest his eyes! There must be a grand ceremony to mourn her!”
Xiao Yuan proposed with his hands together: “That’s right, the funeral is going to be held with Yinsang and I’s wedding, so let’s have a big one!”
“That’s a good idea!” A Miao said with a smile, holding up a forefinger, “This time, you can take these two idiots away. My ashes were also scattered in the parking lot, like~”
“No, three idiots.” Yueyong withdrew her hand, and at the same time glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng, whose head was full of kunai on the ground.
Catherine suggested: “By the way, let’s organize the funeral of an old woman.”
“Whose funeral are you talking about!!” Granny Dengshi flew over and kicked.
Listening to the noise in the room that didn’t stop at all and the voices of everyone discussing the funeral, Kagura thought silently: “They seem to be talking about the funeral, the topic is completely based on the premise of my death. Ah, this is what happened, this urination will probably throw me directly into the coffin, I have to think of a way…]
At this moment, the door of the ward was pulled open again, and at the same time, Sou Wu’s voice came in.
“You guys are about to stop here.”
Looking at Sogo, who was leaning against the door, Kagura was stunned, and then the cold sweat on his face came out drop by drop, and at the same time, his pupils began to vibrate violently.
But the next moment, Kagura saw Princess Chengya standing in front of Kondo and Shishi again.
[Chengye sauce…and those few people…]
“God… Kagura sauce!” Princess Chengye cried out in grief, and then hurriedly trotted to the hospital bed.
“I’m sorry, Miss A Miao, we made our own decisions.” Kondo said with a hint of apology, and then closed his eyes, showing a bit of difficulty in letting go, “But we can’t just sit back and watch.”
“Don’t worry, we’re not here. The one who gave incense and offered money,” Shi Shi held his cigarette, closed his eyes and said slowly, “It’s just to protect Her Royal Highness.”
“No, that kind of thing doesn’t really matter, the most important thing is to offer incense money.” Jiang Cheng At the same time, Yin Shi and Yin Shi squinted Doudou’s eyes and said.
As soon as the words fell, the two were knocked out by Yueyong and A Miao at the same time.
[I didn’t expect them to bring Cheng Yejiang, how could this be?
】 Kagura panicked in his heart.
“Every one of you are shouting about offering money or funerals. Shut up in front of the princess.” Zongwu walked in slowly with his trouser pockets in, stood at the end of the hospital bed, and said softly, “She hasn’t Die? How could she die because of a mere illness, your Royal Highness, don’t worry, she…she won’t die until she has a showdown with me.”
Hearing this .
After that, everyone present, including Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng, who were still fighting for incense and offering money, also stopped their movements.
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“Mr. Chongtian is right.” Princess Chengye wiped her tears, then looked at Jiang Cheng and the others, and said with tears in her eyes, “So, everyone, please don’t arbitrarily decide on Kagura’s funeral, don’t go too far, God Le Jiang is still alive, she is still breathing, she… let her decide her own funeral anyway!!”
[No, Cheng Ye Jiang, you are the worst!
What does it mean to decide your own funeral?
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“Really, a good opponent and a good friend…” Jiang Cheng raised his head and continued with some relief, “Kagura… she is really happy.”
“That’s right.” Yin Shi was also relieved He sighed with emotion.
【You two shut up for me!
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“Kagura sauce…” Princess Chengye looked sadly at Kagura on the hospital bed with tears in her eyes, “As long as it is your wish, I will do whatever it takes to realize it. How do you want to die?”
【 Do you want me to choose a way to die while I’m alive?
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You are naturally shaking, and there must be a limit to natural shaking! Hey!
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