Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 757

[Chapter 698: Life is like a play!]

The latest website: Looking at the chair next to the bed with Erlang’s legs crossed, Kagura suddenly thought of something when he tried his best to hide himself, and pretended to look at the JUMP silver in his hand indifferently.

【But… Maybe you can use him like Doraemon.

]

Thinking of this, Kagura, who had just opened the pudding, frowned slightly, and said in an unusually weak and apologetic tone: “I’m sorry, Gin-chan, I thought I could eat sweets, but my stomach is a little bit weak. Disgusting, can you buy some sticky sour…” Before the

last word of milk could be said, Yin Shi, who was sweating down his face, held up the convenience bag and asked out of breath, “Yogurt, right?”

[It’s too fast!

!

】 Kagura exclaimed in his heart, 【It’s so fast that Ji An appeared just before Nobita finished reciting Doraemon’s name, Aru!

It’s just too fast…]

Thinking about it, Kagura looked at the strawberry milk in her hand, “It’s not the yogurt Aru that I bought back!

]

Kagura said with a bit of distress: “Gin-chan… I said, this is yogurt before fermentation, it’s too fast Aru.”

“Ah, that’s it,” Ginto replied while looking at the jump in his hand, ” I said why the content of the jump looks a little unclear, so it turns out that this is next week.”

[What’s going on?

?

Are you running too fast to the commissary of the future?

!

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“Well, that’s fine,” Kagura smiled reluctantly, pretending to be very sensible, “Gin-chan, do you like strawberry milk? Let’s drink it for you.”

“Ah, I just drank it. ”

It was only then that Kagura realized that there was nothing more than an empty milk carton in his hand, and a nameless fire surged in his heart.

[Before sighing about your speed, this made me very angry!

Didn’t it just give me an empty box?

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Crack!

After crushing the milk carton into a ball and throwing it away, Kagura yawned: “Ha~ I feel a little sleepy Aru after eating the pudding.”

“Ah, what, I want to talk to you before you go to bed. Say it.” Yin Shi put away the jump in his hand, and then asked with his chin: “Do you prefer a grand funeral or a secret funeral?”

[You are too impatient!

!

】Deeply spit out in my heart,

Then he replied with a black line: “I said sleep is not a long sleep, Aru.”

“Hold, sorry, I didn’t care about your feelings, I didn’t mean you.” Yin Shi hurriedly apologized, and then made another right hand comparison. Qian’s posture also showed a serious expression on his face, “I’m talking about this.

”

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】 Kagura cursed in his heart.

“It would be even better if there was a bird burial.” Gintoki said calmly, rubbing the back of his head.

Kagura looked out of the window with gentle eyes, and said softly: “Silver sauce, you…will I be very calm even if I die?”

“How is it possible!”

“That’s right, I am weak, I will soon be The world is gone.” Saying that, Kagura looked at the lush tree outside the window, “Yes, the tree you can see from the window, the tree on that tree…”

The little ape who was holding the trunk of the tree, Looking at Kagura and Ginto in the ward, they shouted dissatisfiedly: “That little devil! He was alone with Gin-sang…”

Ignoring Xiao Yuan’s unhappy shouting, Kagura continued: “When the pervert on that tree fell to the ground , my life should wither…”

Before Kagura could finish speaking, a foot in black boots suddenly broke into the camera and kicked the little ape’s head into the tree trunk.

“Don’t, don’t worry,” said the breathless Yinshi standing at the window of the ward and pointing at the little ape, “Look, the pervert is still so energetic hanging on the tree!”

“No, people are not so energetic at all.

Lu. Not that.” Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes and returned, and then looked out the window at a perverted stalker who was wearing a Shinsengumi uniform whose head was smashed into the ground by a certain glasses sister, “That pervert has been inserted into the ground. It’s in the ground.” In

an instant, the silver that was inserted into Kondo’s thighs with the branches of the flowering branches appeared in the picture, and then the picture changed again.

Standing at the window of the ward, not knowing whether it was sweat from tiredness or some kind of cold sweat on his face, he panted as he looked at Kondo with two hands below and said, “Don’t worry! Look! After the pervert landed, Another pervert has bloomed!”

“It’s not that one,” Kagura said, looking at an uncle in sunglasses who was hanging from a tree trunk, “Look at that one, he was really hanged.”

“That one I was hanged from the beginning.” Yin Shi replied casually.

“Ah, so…”

“Hey! Aren’t you here to save me?!” Sunglasses expressed such dissatisfaction.

“Look, everyone has come to visit you, so you’re in good spirits.” Yin Shi hurriedly turned around and comforted, “Seeing the loss on your face, everyone will laugh at you.”

Looking at Yin Shi ‘s expression

With such a panicked appearance, Kagura thought to himself: [It seems that he is really reflecting on Aru, forget it, there is no way.

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“Hmm! I don’t know why I feel a little bit refreshed!”

Kagura clenched his fists and pretended that he had recovered a little bit of energy, but just after speaking, he suddenly couldn’t hold back and spit it out.

“God, Kagura!!” Yin Shi shouted in surprise.

[Oops, I was too greedy and ate too much Aru all of a sudden!

】 Kagura covered his mouth and exclaimed in surprise, then stood up slowly, trying to hide it by going to the toilet or something.

“Are you alright?! Really alright! By the way… what’s going on with your stomach?”

Hearing that, Kagura, who just got up and didn’t have time to take two steps, looked down at his still-undigested belly, and his forehead instantly became numb. It got dark.

“Ugh! Good, so uncomfortable!! Consciousness… is getting farther and farther, Aru!” Kagura, whose face suddenly changed, shouted in pain, and then fell on the bed with wide eyes and mouth.

After falling down, Kagura spit out some filth again, and then the back of his neck crooked, and there was no sound at all.

“Hey-!! Kagura!!” Ginto shouted, and then rushed out of the ward, shouting in panic: “Hey! Doctor! Come on someone!”

Then, Ginto rushed again. In front of the hospital bed, he held Kagura’s hand and shouted, “Kagura! Hey! Cheer up! Kagura—!!

” It turned out to be in a critically ill state!

I didn’t want to act like this, what should I do?

What should I do!

]

…

A Miao, Xin Ba Ha, and Ding Chun, who hurried over, opened the door of the ward and saw Gintoki with a lost expression, and the doctors and nurses who were frowning at a loss.

“Silver, Yinsang, what about God and Kagura-chan?” Shinbaha asked out of breath.

Gintoki didn’t answer, but the sadness in his eyes already represented some kind of answer.

Xin Ba Hao, who walked in slowly, looked at Kagura lying on the hospital bed with a very bad expression, his eyes widened and he had already used a ventilator and a life detector, and his shoulders trembled slightly.

“God… Kagura-chan… Kagura-chan-!!”

“Why…” A Miao covered her mouth in grief, her pupils still trembling, and she murmured in disbelief, “Why did it become like this? ”

Boom!

!

When his fist slammed hard against the silver on the wall, he lowered his head with a dark face, and said with a trembling voice, “It’s all my fault… If I had found out sooner… Damn it! Damn it! Damn—!!

” The atmosphere in the room, Kagura exclaimed again not good: [Ah, bad Aru, this, this atmosphere is too heavy, this is completely the atmosphere of visiting patients before dying!

Now, how could I possibly say it!

Even if I tear my mouth apart, I can’t tell that this is a simple cold!

Obviously it shouldn’t be like this, I didn’t plan to act like this at all!

Why did Mao become like this?

If it goes on like this, the atmosphere will become heavier and heavier!

It’s getting harder and harder to tell the truth!

I must have said it earlier, but, no matter how much I defend it, I can foresee that I will be beaten to a critical condition by them, Aru!

I must find a way to find the right time and find a way to make my condition develop in a better direction Aru!

Hey, hey doctor, please help me!

]

“Heartbeat and pulse are both normal,” the doctor looked at the life detector in front of him with his chin up, and continued to analyze: “I didn’t expect to fall into a coma, this is the disease of the Night Rabbit clan. Is it? Our medicine can’t cure it.”

[No, I’m just pretending to be sick, you can give me some medicine or suppository or something, and I’ll pretend to be cured!

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“I’m so sorry,” the doctor walked towards the door of the ward with heavy steps, and at the same time declared his powerlessness, “at least please encourage her by her side.”

Looking at the doctor walking away slowly, Kagura was heartbroken .

Painfully: [Aren’t you a doctor?

!

Can’t you think of a way–!

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After the doctor and nurse left, the atmosphere in the ward became extremely heavy again.

“Kagura-chan…” Shinpachi shouted with tears in his eyes, “Hold on! Open your eyes!”

[I can’t keep my eyes open anymore!

Eyes are dry!

Let me get back to normal now!

!

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Xin Baha cried: “Please! Come back quickly! Kagura-chan!”

【I can come back at any time, please give me a chance!

Please!

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“Kagura-chan!” A Miao cried out.

“Ow~!” Dingchun cried.

【correct!

Just pretend to wake up from a deep sleep under the desperate call of everyone!

】 Kagura had an idea.

A Miao: “Kagura sauce—!”

Xinba: “Kagura sauce!”

Dingchun: “Ow—!”

Hearing the repeated calls in his ears, Kagura gradually relaxed and prayed in his heart: [One more time!

Just do it again!

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“God…” Yin Shi was about to start shouting, but after shouting a word, she was stopped by Granny Denshi who suddenly opened the door.

“Enough is enough, this child has worked very hard.”

Stepping into the house, the grieving mother-in-law Dengshi said, “Let her… go quietly.”

[What are you talking about!

Smelly old woman!

One more call and I’ll be back to my soul!

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“Mother Dengshi…” Xin Baji burst into tears and looked at Granny Dengshi with a sad face.

“Don’t cry, don’t you feel ashamed?” Granny Dengshi forced a sad smile and scolded, “Just smile at the last moment, can’t you send her away with a smile?

” Taking out her handkerchief and sobbing, the mother-in-law Dengshi complained in her heart: [Don’t give up so early, okay?

There is help!

I’m still in good spirits!

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Xiaoyu, who followed Granny Dengshi and Catherine, slowly took the door and said at the same time, “I know you are all very uncomfortable, but instead of spending the rest of the time sadly, we behave more like us. , will Master Kagura be happy?”

[No, you said this beautifully, but did you give up a little too early?

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“Xiaoyu is right,” Catherine also showed a rare expression of regret, “The more it is at this time, the more she has to see the daily life she loves. Mr. Sakata…” After

saying that, Catherine came. Behind Yinshi, one hand patted Yinshi’s shoulder, and the other reached towards Yinshi.

“Please pay the rent for last month.”

[What rent!

Is it time to rush the rent now, Aru?

!

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Boom!

!

When he punched the silver in the wall again, he lowered his head and said, “It’s all my fault, it’s all my fault for hitting Brother Paqing…”

【It’s really your fault!

Too heavy!

Have you ever staged such a heavy rent collection drama before?

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“Really?” Granny Denshi said with her arms crossed, “Then, for the sake of Kagura, this time it will be treated as a funeral gift, and your rent will be waived.”

“Ah…then I have to thank you very much.”

Kagura.” Yin Shi said with some relief.

“It’s not Kagura, it’s your funeral.”

“I’m willing to bow down.” Yin Shi answered with his hips on his shoulders, and then laughed together with Granny Toshi.

[Laughing fart?

There should be a limit to black humor, right?

]

“Eh ha ha ha ha ha ha…”

Hearing Katherine’s shrill laughter, Kagura was furious: [You are laughing!

Slaughtered, believe it or not!

]

…

I don’t know when the dark clouds that gathered covered the originally clear sky. At the same time as the muffled thunder sounded, the rain… also fell. Although it was not big, it didn’t stop at all, just like the heavy atmosphere in the ward. .

[They gave up completely…] Kagura thought to himself, [In this way, things can’t be saved Aru at all!

Come on someone!

No one believes that I’m not dead yet and is willing to encourage and encourage me?

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Ka——

“Hey, it’s not the last moment yet?” Jiang Cheng, who was holding a document bag, appeared out of breath at the door of the ward.

[Little uncle——!

I have never respected you and liked you as much as I do now!

faster!

The only one who can save me now is you!

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“Jiang Chengsang…” Xin Ba Hao looked back and wiped his tears, “What is that? Is it the collected body information about the Yetu clan?”

【Hey?

Wait… if it’s that kind of thing, wouldn’t I be bad?

It will definitely be dismantled, right?

what to do?

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“No, it’s not that kind of thing.” Jiang Cheng shook his head, then closed the door and walked over slowly, and sat down under the bed.

[Ah… that’s great, it’s not that kind of thing is really great, so don’t waste the rest of the time, as long as there are still people who haven’t given up on me, little uncle!

please!

give me a shout!

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“That, Kagura…” Jiang Cheng bit his lower lip, and then looked at Kagura with tears in his eyes.

【Hey?

What’s with this look?

What look is this?

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“I know, although it’s a bit naughty, but it’s always a good boy.” Jiang Cheng continued softly, and then took out the documents in the document bag, “So…you must not let Sister Jiang Hua Do you know that this kind of thing might make her body unable to bear it?”

[Huh?

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“Sa, this is the study abroad document I got today,” Jiang Cheng continued with his eyes softly, and at the same time he gently picked up Kagura’s hand and pressed a fingerprint on it, UU reading www.

sonicmtl.com “In this case, even if Sister Jiang Hua comes to Earth later, she will think that you are still alive and healthy because of this document, but you just went to a remote planet.”

[Have you given up too?

!

You disgusting sister-in-law!

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“Everyone…” Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and then bowed solemnly to everyone present, “Please, if there is such a day, I hope you can hide sister Jiang Hua with me. Sister’s body… Really Can’t stand such a blow. Can everyone just go to a remote planet to study as Kagura?”

[Hey——!

!

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“Don’t worry, we will keep it a secret.” Granny Denshi replied, and then looked at Kagura, “I know, Kagura definitely doesn’t want to make her mother’s health worse because of her own affairs.

” Thank you, Kagura.” Jiang Cheng said softly.

【Thank you for your head!

By the way, is your only mother in your head?

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I don’t care at all?

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Having said that, it’s worse over there, I’m going to die here, hey!

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