Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 71

[Chapter 66: I can’t forget the things I like!]

Hearing this, A Miao quickly turned around and left to look for sweets.

“Hey, why do I feel something is wrong…”

Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi’s face and said, but before he finished speaking, A Miao had already stuffed a mass of dark matter into Yin Shi’s mouth.

Jiang Cheng: “…”

Xinbaha: “…”

Kagura: “…”

“Sister, what is that…” Shin Baha’s eyes twitched when he looked at Yin Shi who fell to the ground.

“Boiled eggs, I made them sweet today…” A Miao explained with a smile.

“This taste is so unique…” Kondo stood up at some point and was holding a mass of dark matter into his mouth, “This egg…”

But that was the end of it. The next moment, Kondo’s face changed slightly, and he fell on his back in an instant, lying right next to Gintoki.

“Orangutan… orangutan!” Jiang Cheng shouted, “Hey! Quickly call the animal emergency center!”

“He’s Kondo-san! Kondo-san!” Shinhachi retorted, “Open your eyes and see clearly! This is Kondo-san from the Shinsengumi!”

“Ahhh~” Jiang Cheng squatted down and murmured as he looked at Kondo who was lying on the ground, “Really, it’s really the gorilla director from the Shinsengumi team! When was he replaced?”

“It was probably changed when our focus was on Yin Sang.” A Miao analyzed.

“Soga…”

“Souga!” Shinhachi yelled at the two of them, “He’s always been Kondo-san! Always! Do you two want to get a pair of glasses too!”

“Can you blame me?!” Jiang Cheng retorted loudly, “Who made him look like an orangutan! No matter how you look at it, he looks like a rutted orangutan from a zoo!”

With that said, Jiang Cheng pulled down the gorilla’s pants, pointed at Kondo’s butt and said, “The butt hair here is exactly the same!”

“Hey!” Shinhachi said, and hurriedly pulled Kondo’s pants up again, “At least keep Mosaic! How can you rip off Mosaic too!”

…

After a little farce, Kondo and Gintoki both woke up leisurely after a while.

After the two woke up, they looked at everyone and said in confusion:

“who are you…”

The dark eyes of the two of them are almost so big that they fill the entire eyeball…

Jiang Cheng / Xin Ba Ha / Kagura: “……”

“Ah, Kawaii~” A Miao said with a smile behind the three.

“Hey, Xin Ba Ha, is there anything else that Yin Shi likes?” Jiang Cheng was the first to react and asked.

“Something I like…” Shin Baha began to think while leaning on his glasses, “Yes! I have it! Anchor Yuno!”

“Hey! Yinshi! Yuye anchor! Your favorite Yuye anchor!” Jiang Cheng shouted at Yinshi.

“Ah…” Yin Shi covered his head, “This name… This name…”

“It works!” Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji looked at each other.

“It doesn’t seem like I can’t remember this…” Yin Shi covered his head and continued, “It seems that he doesn’t want to remember…”

“I see!” Shinhachi continued, “The anchor of Yuno is married, so…”

But before Xin Baha finished speaking, Jiang Cheng clapped his hands, and instantly several members of Baihua appeared in the house.

“That anchor Yuye, tie her up, wash her clean, and put her in Yinshi’s room!” Jiang Cheng ordered.

“Hi!” ×n

“Hey!” Xin Baha quickly stopped, “This method won’t work! It’s all a crime!”

“I think I can…” Yin Shi raised his hand and muttered.

“You think you can be taller!” Xin Bazhu shouted, looking at Jiang Cheng again, “Anyway, this method won’t work!”

“Why? Since it’s something Yin Shi likes, maybe he can recover his memory with one or two shots…” Before Jiang Cheng could finish, he was kicked down by A Miao and Xinba.

“It’s not appropriate to say such things in front of lady and two minors~” A Miao said with narrowed eyes.

“Then, I’m the only one who played in person…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up again, straightened his hair, and put on a refreshing face, “I’ll leave it to you for the time being! I’ll come when I go! ”

With that said, Jiang Cheng had already arrived at the door, looking like he was sloppy and easy to Shuihan, and the strong man would never return once he left, “I’m not as good as hell, who will enter…”

“Get a head!” Xin Ba Hao quickly grabbed Jiang Cheng, “What do you want to do!”

“Only ask her with a sincere heart!” Jiang Cheng said with clenched fists.

“What are you talking about, host Yuno?! Please let her have a natural curl with this silver hair?!” Shinpachi shouted.

“Anyway, that’s it, I’ll come when I go…” After speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed out.

“Hey!” Xin Bazhu shouted in the direction of Jiang Cheng’s departure, and then looked at the people behind him, “Why do you feel that the situation is getting more and more troublesome…”

…

“This address is correct!” Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at the big man in front of him, “This is the husband’s house of the anchor Yuno Yukino who Ginto likes!”

That’s right!

Jiang Cheng, the second fool, really went to the home of the anchor Yuye, to be precise, the home of the anchor’s husband.

Jiang Cheng first raised his umbrella to face the door of the big house, but after thinking about it, it seemed rude, so he went to the door to knock on the door, but just as he was about to knock on the door, he suddenly felt that this was not good. What should the anchor of Yuno say?

Let’s prepare the lines first, um, yes, Jiang Guo is a witty one.

Thinking about it, Jiang Chengcheng sat down, sitting at the gate of the big mansion or [Sili Yezhong]’s house.

I began to think hard about how to say a reason that the anchor Yuno couldn’t refuse.

Just as Jiang Cheng was racking his brains to think, a strong voice sounded behind Jiang Cheng…

“Hey, what are you doing here, brat!”

“Ah, private Marseille, just thinking about something…” Jiang Cheng said without raising his head.

“Go away! This is the territory of the Onmyoji [Sili Yezhong]!”

“I said are you annoying!” Jiang Cheng finally raised his head, “I just thought of a very good idea! I was interrupted by you, do you know!”

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng realized that something was wrong, and saw a guy with a height of ten meters like the weirdo in One Punch Man staring at him, with blue skin, full of fangs, and two heads on his head. only corner…

“I crossed?” Jiang Cheng was confused, “What’s going on! What’s going on! Why did I just sit down and think for a while before I crossed over! Is this the world of One Punch Man?! Oh my god!”

“Hey, kid.” The shikigami reminded Jiang Cheng, who was already panicking, “This is not another world, I’m the shikigami of [Sili Yezhong], since I’ve seen it, let’s get out of here. .”

“That…is this the home of anchor Yuye?” After a long while, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and asked weakly.

“Huh?!” The shikigami was a little unhappy when he heard it, “That’s the wife of [Milino], what do you want to do as a human boy?”

“Actually, a friend of mine lost his memory, but he likes Yuye the most, so…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, the shikigami nodded and continued, “So do you want your friends to meet your favorite anchor?”

“No, I want them both to have a shot…”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the shikigami swung down with the big bone stick, and the whole earth trembled three times.

“Dare to insult the wild people, that’s the end!” The shikigami said and took the bone stick back, and left without looking back at the same time.

“Hey, what’s the end?” Jiang Cheng’s puzzled voice came from behind the shikigami, “Will you tickle me?”

“You kid! Still alive!” The shikigami was shocked and turned his head quickly, “What the hell is wrong with you kid…”

But before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng had already rushed over. The speed was so fast that the big shikigami didn’t even react. In the next second, Jiang Cheng was already standing on the shoulders of the big shikigami, pointing at the shikigami with his umbrella at the same time. brain.

“If I say something wrong, you can point it out, and I can apologize, but…” Jiang Cheng had already started, raising his umbrella and waving it towards Shikigami’s big head, “But, Isn’t it a little rude to hit someone with a big stick without saying anything?”

“Ah!” The shikigami screamed and flew out. Only his head flew out. At the same time, the shikigami began to dissipate little by little, like burning paper, slowly disappearing. No, Jiang Cheng opened his parachute and jumped down, landing safely.

“Who is it!” A group of people in black onmyoji costumes came to the door at an instant, shouting at Jiang Cheng, who was holding an umbrella, “Who the hell are you kid! How dare you kill us? The shikigami of the crowd…”

“So, I just want to meet the anchor of Yuye!” Jiang Cheng said with a sigh, “Is it really necessary to make such troublesome things?!”

“That’s our chief’s wife! Did you meet me when you said it?” After speaking, the onmyoji shouted, “Take him down for me!”

In an instant, a group of ignorant people each took out their own shikigami and threw them at Jiang Cheng.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng was surrounded by a group of grotesque shikigami.

Looking at these shikigami, [Wait for me!

Silver time!

】Jiang Cheng rushed up after thinking this way…

Voiceover: Wait for your head!

You are a fool!

…

On the other side, Shin Baha and Kagura are leading Ginshi to check in at familiar places, hoping that these familiar places can remind Ginshi of something.

However, the effect was minimal, and Gintoki didn’t think of anything…

On the other hand, Jiang Cheng is bathing in blood… No, fighting in ashes, because once these shikigami are defeated, they will turn into ashes.

Knock another one down!

Jiang Cheng wiped his sweat and charged towards the next shikigami again [Wait for me!

Silver time!

】

Voice-over: You really have a hole in your brain!

“This kid, he’s not as strong as a human being!” An onmyoji from the Milino family looked at Jiang Cheng who was fighting in the shikigami and said, “This guy, he’s a monster! A monster!”