Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 70

[Chapter 65: If you say something like a friend’s car accident, you can just hang it up as a scam call!]

At this time, Jiang Cheng made an ok gesture to Xin Ba Hao and Kagura who were beside him, cleared his throat at the same time, and said to the mobile phone: “Actually, Yin Shi had a car accident…”

Before he could finish speaking, the phone was hung up.

“Hey! What’s the situation! Was it considered a fraudulent call?!” Xin Ba Hao complained aside.

“Maybe the signal is not good!” Jiang Cheng comforted, and then called again, “This time there will be no problem!”

“Mosimoxi, he…”

After the call was connected, Jiang Cheng spoke at an extremely fast pace, but just after a few words were lit up, the call was hung up again, but this time, the other side still said a few words.

“What did the other party say?” Xin Ba Hao asked, looking at Jiang Cheng with a dull face.

“He said…[Agree to donate]…” Jiang Cheng replied slowly.

“Souga, do you agree to donate?” Xin Bazhu nodded and said, but the next moment he suddenly complained wildly, “What kind of friend is this! No friend would be like this!”

“Don’t worry!” Jiang Cheng comforted again, “I’ll try again! He must not understand the situation!”

Jiang Cheng made another call as he spoke, but this time before Jiang Cheng could speak, the other side had already spoken first, and he hung up the phone neatly after speaking.

“What did you say this time?” Xinbaha asked.

“He said…[The funeral expenses are paid for him]…”

“Hey! A very strange friend!” Shinba roared, “A friend who doesn’t listen to anyone at all!…”

Jiang Cheng didn’t care about Xin Ba Hao’s complaints, and continued to make calls, but it showed that the opposite side was turned off…

Jiang Cheng: “…”

…

“Hey, I finally made a scene to say…” Youzi said with a pouted mouth.

“It’s just that a friend has a car accident, so you can just hang it up as a scam call.” The perverted Ping replied.

…

“Anyway, it’s better to take Yinshi to find someone he used to know before, it may be helpful to him.” Jiang Cheng suggested with a finger.

“That’s the only way…” Xin Ba Hao said helplessly.

…

in the cafe.

“Hey? What? Amnesia?!” Little Ape was a little shocked, and his shocked glasses fell to the ground, “What is that? Is that a new game?!”

Looking at the little ape who was talking to a passerby, Jiang Cheng and Xin Bazhu were speechless.

“Can you stop being so old-fashioned every time…” Xin Ba Hao said speechlessly, “If you can hear something, come over and sort things out together…”

“You set a trap for me! You want to surprise me! I’ve seen it all!” Xiao Yuan said to the portrait on the wall, “Where are my glasses…”

“No, it’s real amnesia,” Shinbaha said aside.

“That means…” Xiao Yuan said and grabbed the waiter who had just passed by, “Have you forgotten all about me, the closest person and those blushing heartbeats?!”

“That…” Yin Shi finally said, “Who is my lady?”

“That’s too much!” Saying that, Little Ape slumped on the table next to him, looking like he was deeply hurt and heartbroken, “We’ve all slept together, and we’ve almost never had a wedding…”

“Although this is true, but…” Xin Baji replied.

“It’s a vulgar trick to tether a man with such a thing, crying, Aru.” Kagura said while eating vinegar kombu.

“Then, ma’am, you are mine…”

Yin Shi was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he could finish speaking, “It’s nothing, it’s just an m.”

“Who are you?!” Xiao Yuan was not happy when he heard it, “What happened to m?! What happened to m?! I am the only m in Yinsang!”

“Step aside,

Jiang Cheng said that he had already grabbed Yinshi and stood up, “It seems that this m doesn’t help Yinshi’s memory at all.

”

“That’s right~” Shinpachi replied with a sigh, and stood up at the same time, “If this goes on, the memory will become more and more chaotic, Kagura-chan, let’s go.”

“Don’t think about leaving!” Xiao Yuan had already put on his glasses at this time, “I won’t give Yin Sang to anyone!”

Saying that, Little Ape threw a smoke bomb at Jiang Cheng and the others, but fortunately Jiang Cheng was quick-witted and opened the umbrella to bounce the smoke bomb back.

“I’ll kill you! If you still dare to get in the way,” Jiang Cheng said with a smile, “the natto stench on your body can be smelled halfway across the street! You even add that kind of stuff to the smoke bomb, how much do you like it? Natto!”

“Hmph, I have some skills,” Xiao Yuan hummed, “but that’s the end of it! Let me show you my former Yuting Fanzhong…”

Before Little Ape could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng took off his glasses directly.

“Goodbye~” Jiang Cheng walked out without looking back, and at the same time threw Xiao Yuan’s glasses on the tray of the waiter beside him.

Before leaving, Xinba Haw and Kagura glanced at the little ape who was looking for glasses, but said nothing, and continued to follow Jiang Cheng out.

…

New Baja’s home.

“That’s it, that’s really troublesome…” A Miao said, looking at Yinshi opposite the kotatsu, “I don’t even remember that?”

“I’m sorry…” Yin Shi said apologetically.

“At least remember me,” A Miao said, narrowing her eyes.

“Yeah, didn’t he say sorry…” Xin Baha reminded.

But A Miao continued as if she hadn’t heard it, “Of course I remember, what a joke, I still remember, but you forgot it unilaterally. It’s really annoying~ Who do you think you are?”

Saying that, A Miao picked up a hammer and handed it to Xin Baha, “Xinjiang, use this to blow away the memory of Yin Sang in my mind.”

“Sister, do you think I have superpowers?!”

“Then there’s no other way,” A Miao sighed, but the next moment she stood directly on the kotatsu and shouted with a hammer, “You have to remind me of it anyway! Fight poison with poison, and hit your head one more time. I must remember!”

“Big sister, please let him go! If you fight again, you won’t know what it will be like!” Kagura persuaded A Miao while pulling her.

But at this moment, Yin Shi held A Miao’s hand, “I’m sorry, although I can’t remember it now, but I will definitely remember it, please be patient.”

“Eh…” Looking at Yinshi with a serious face, A Miao’s heartbeat suddenly accelerated for some reason. Realizing her gaffe, A Miao quickly turned around and said to herself, “I hate it, how could I be Yin Sang’s heart beat faster, his eyebrows and eyes were just a little closer just now, and the dark eyes were a little bigger than usual…”

“Big sister?” Kagura asked in confusion.

“Actually, the past is not that important. Rather than always looking back, it is better to look ahead and walk forward.” A Miao said suddenly with some relief.

“What’s going on! Why did you suddenly make a 180-degree turn!” Shin Baha shouted, “What the hell happened!”

“Seal the old Yinsang, you will be the new Yinsang from today,” A Miao said, turning to look at Yinshi again.

“Sister, stinky things are just as stinky when covered with stinky things!” Shinba groaned, but suddenly realized that his metaphor was a bit inappropriate, and quickly continued, “Ah, it’s not that smelly…”

“How can a man with far apart eyebrows and eyes be any better? Compared to that kind of sloppy Yin Sang, this one is much more reliable now,” A Miao blushed, and continued, “This, isn’t it good? ?”

“What are you blushing for?!” Xin Baji couldn’t calm down, “Shouldn’t he really like him! I don’t want it! I don’t want such a brother-in-law!”

“Who told you to say so far?” A Miao replied with a blushing face.

“That is to say! Although the eyebrows and eyes are close now, once the memory is restored, they will be separated again!” Kondo got out from under the heater and said at the same time, “It will become a lazy dead fish-eye again!”

In the next second, A Miao had already guessed Kondo’s face, “What are you doing here, Soul Dan?!”

“I just want to come in and warm up…” Kondo replied weakly, and at the same time stretched out his hand and took out a box of Haagen-Dazs that had melted, “Look at this, I bought Haagen-Dazs, let’s eat together. !”

“It’s all turned into a mess!” Xinba groaned, “And how many more hours have you been in the furnace!”

“Yo, long time no see,” Kondo stood up and said to Gintoki who was beside him, “Why do you seem to have changed your personality during this time…”

But before Kondo could finish speaking, he was kicked over by Jiang Cheng, who had just arrived in a hurry.

Looking at Kondo lying on the ground, Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at A Miao, “Hey, when did you raise an orangutan?”

“No, it just ran out of the zoo. I was just about to call the zoo.” A Miao replied with a smile.

“Oh, that’s it,” Jiang Cheng said, sitting down, and put down the bag in his hand at the same time, “I have prepared a little something, it may be useful.”

“This is…” Shinbaha asked.

“Sweet, I bought all the sweets in Edo,” Jiang Cheng said of course, “Isn’t Ginshi’s favorite sweets? Maybe this can bring back his memory.”

“This method might work!” Shinpachi replied.

“Yinshi, eat quickly, I spent a lot of money,” Jiang Cheng said and opened the bag, took out all the sweets, and handed it to Yinshi.

Originally, Yin Shi was still looking at the melted Haagen-Dazs in front of him. He wanted to eat it and felt a little sick, but at this time, the sweets sent by Jiang Cheng solved the urgent need.

Yin Shi was also welcome, just picked up boxes of sweets and started eating.

“How? Do you remember?” Jiang Cheng asked.

While stuffing sweets, Yin Shi replied vaguely, “Oh, not much, it seems, probably…”

“This method is surprisingly reliable!” Xinbaha shouted, “Look, the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows has become farther and farther! The dark eyes have also become smaller!”

“I think it’s almost the same after eating these,” Jiang Cheng said with a nod. “Remember to pay me back the money for these sweets after you restore your memory.”

“Yeah, it feels a little bit worse, it’s almost…”

Yinshi finally finished eating the sweets, and even ate the melted box of Haagen-Dazs. Yinshi clutched his stomach and burped.

The next moment, he covered his head and said,

“The last point, just a little more…”

“Sister!” Xin Baha shouted, “Get out all the sweets at home! It’s just the last!”