Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 634

[Chapter 582: I heard that everyone has watched the new theatrical version of EVA?]

“Thank you Qtaro-kun for your explanation,” Sakamoto clapped his hands indifferently and praised, then gently raised the corners of his mouth, pushed the sunglasses on his face, and looked at the already in his mouth with interest. When gathered together, it looks like a huge lotus flower with huge red energy… or SAGI, “But as for whether we have noticed it, we probably haven’t, but… it’s just us…”

“Is it so easy to die? It seems that the earth is indeed worth occupying,” Said, SAGI laughed, “Then I will accept it! And then…die…”

Just as SAGI was about to fire the beam, it suddenly stopped.

“You… when did you invade?!” SAGI’s terrified voice sounded again.

“What are you doing? Yueyue?” Jiang Cheng’s voice sounded right after, “I can see that this huge, hopelessly ugly, but also a robot’s nirvana!”

“Just now you said that it is the default rule that you can’t interrupt when transforming, so I didn’t care about you, but now it’s about to attack! Are you an idiot?” Yue Yong retorted angrily.

“Then the second rule, you must not interrupt when launching nirvana and self-introduction! Otherwise, the supervisor will be angry!” Jiang Cheng reminded again.

“Why are you arguing about such an unimportant matter at such a time… Who the hell is the supervisor? Aren’t we a novel?” Shin Baha, who was standing beside Mutsu on the fast rescue team’s spaceship, had a blank expression on his face. Make complaints.

“SAGI, I’m so sorry, the “brain” in our team seems to be better~” Sakamoto mocked.

“Can you control the strongest brains of those idiots?” Mutsu chuckled, “It’s really amazing, make use of those idiots flexibly and let each of them bring out their own characteristics. Check for leaks and fill in the gaps and integrate everything, and then in thirty The man who captured a steel planet in minutes… It’s incredible. I understand a little bit. In the later period of the war against foreigners, the difference in strength between the shogunate army and the celestial army by hundreds of times was always the key to winning more and losing less… …”

“Jiang Cheng!!” Gui shouted, and then his face showed a bit of resentment, “Your role in these chapters is pitiful, I thought you died like this…”

Before he could finish speaking, a laser suddenly shot at Gui from the mouth of the huge lotus pod, wiping Gui’s face and flying over, just 0.01 mm away.

“Yeah! It’s really possible! Touching here is really controllable!” Jiang Cheng in the mothership, looking at the huge brain soaked in nutrient solution in the glass cover with a hole in front of him, said in surprise, “Yue Would you like to try it, Yue? It’s super fun!”

“Miss Mutsu, I think it’s better for us to stay farther away.” Xin Baha pushed the non-existent eyes on his face, and reminded blankly, “Jiang Chengsang is very excited when he is playing. Deadly.”

“The entire fleet retreats!!” Mutsu raised his hand without hesitation and gave the order.

“I understand the general rules. Just touching every position of the brain can achieve manual control, right?” Jiang Cheng’s voice sounded again.

“Hey… that’s right.” SAGI’s voice was very small.

“Rescue team, except that stupid boat, back up at full speed!!!” Mutsu shouted again, “Right now! Back up!!”

“So, what about here?” Jiang Cheng asked again, and poked a certain part of SAGI lightly.

“Oh~” SAGI suddenly made a very bad voice, “Don’t… don’t touch there, there is…”

“I always feel that something is not right at the beginning,” Shinbaha spit out again with a blank face, “Where is the place that I just touched?! Why does it make such a bad sound?!”

“Humph! Liar!” Jiang Cheng’s voice sounded again, “How could it be controlled there! Impossible! It’s definitely a lie!”

“No, what I said is true.” SAGI retorted weakly.

“No, it’s not right at all! It’s totally wrong! What drives men is instinct!!” Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, but then screamed, “Ah! Yueyue, what are you doing? I said It’s obviously true! This brain is lying! For the sake of the lovely readers who may exist in front of the screen, I can’t let them see this wrong common sense!”

“What kind of hooligan words are you talking about at this time?” Yueyong asked anxiously, then took out his kunai, “Hurry up and fix it and go back.”

“Stop…stop!!” SAGI hurriedly begged for mercy, “Don’t do that kind of thing! And…after you destroy me, you will all die with me! It’s not worth doing this for some strangers. !”

【perish together!

】 Kagura suddenly caught the key words, “Hey! What do you mean Aru?! What does it mean Aru to perish together?!”

“After destroying me, all the energy of this planet will be left uncontrolled, and it will start to run wild and explode!” Looking at Yue Yong, who was getting closer, SAGI quickly explained, “That level of The explosion of energy is not something you can handle!”

“The trouble is dead,” Jiang Cheng took out his ears, and then pointed the umbrella at SAGI in the glass cover without hesitation, and said again, “Well, Kagura, sorry, this time I won’t go back to Earth with you.”

“Don’t go back to Earth… No, what are you talking about?” Kagura was stunned for a moment, then instantly widened his eyes with a horrified expression on his face, “What are you talking about, little uncle?! Not with us. What do you mean by returning to Earth, Aru?!”

“And… next month’s pocket money, that…” Jiang Cheng smiled a little embarrassedly, “I’m sorry, Kagura-chan.”

Kagura, who noticed something, instantly shouted, “Hey! What have you been talking about since the beginning!”

“Jiang Cheng-sang… Could it be that you decided this way from the beginning?” Shinbaha suddenly thought of something, and murmured in disbelief, “That’s why Sakamoto-san was asked to take everyone away from the mothership… You…”

“Hey! Jiang Cheng! What are you trying to do?!” At the same time, Yin Shi was also aware that something was wrong, and saw him holding a wooden knife, widening his eyes and frowning tightly, “Hey—!! What do you want to do?!”

“Jiangcheng…and…there are other ways!” Sakamoto, who was also aware of something, dripped with cold sweat, and shouted incoherently, “Stop…stop!!”

At this time, Jiang Cheng said indifferently: “In short, that’s it, although it’s a little regretful that I can’t go back to Earth with you, but… there is also a woman with big breasts, although her personality is even worse than Miss Mary… Ya! What are you doing?! Yueyue!”

“Don’t say unnecessary words.” Yue Yong replied coldly.

“Yueyue, is there anything else you want to say?” Jiang Cheng asked again.

“No.”

“Anyway, there is one last order for this operation, everyone… Evacuate the mothership!! Then everyone, goodbye~”

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he and Yueyong posed at the same time, and the umbrella and the kunai were aimed at SAGI at the same time.

“You…what are you doing?!” SAGI shouted in panic, “No…don’t—!!”

Jiang Cheng/Yueyong: “Shi Po/Tian Jing!”

“Ahhhhh!!!” SAGI screamed.

At the same time, almost everyone with a horrified expression rushed towards the huge lotus pod controlled by SAGI.

“You… why don’t you stop me!!” Yin Shi roared, staring at his bloodshot eyes.

“No! No!!” Sakamoto took out the book from his arms, and began to doubt life in his mouth, “It shouldn’t be like this… The ending… It shouldn’t be like this… Obviously I have noticed it. …why why?”

“Jiang Cheng-!!” Gui had already broken free from Elizabeth’s hand and rushed towards the huge lotus pod.

“Little uncle—!!” Kagura shouted with tears streaming down her face.

“Jiang Chengsang——!! Miss Yueyong——!!” Shinbaha shouted.

“Everyone… dash forward at full speed!!” Mutsu shouted.

But…it was too late, the explosion…a huge explosion occurred in an instant.

Boom boom boom!

!

!

The huge lotus pod was ignited in an instant like a huge nuclear bomb, and the huge explosion surrounded almost all ships, including the fleet of fast rescue teams that rushed in at high speed.

Gintoki, who was affected by the edge of the explosion, at the last moment of unconsciousness, murmured in his mouth: “The end of that war…your proposal…is not wrong…”

…

A week later, Earth, Edo.

On the streets of Edo, in a restaurant.

“Don’t look for it.” Gui, who had gauze wrapped around his forehead, held up the writing board written on it, and began to mumble, “I only found such a writing board in the room. Tell me not to look for it, why not? What are you looking for? Or what can’t you look for? If you look for it, will you find something you shouldn’t be looking for? Then what can’t you look for, or someone who is willing to help you find it, and then Would it be better to decide whether to find the person who shouldn’t be looking for and then decide whether to find the thing that shouldn’t be looking for or not? I’m looking for people who are willing to help find this answer together, but If even that isn’t something I shouldn’t be looking for, then I’m going to look for someone who can find someone who can’t find something I shouldn’t be looking for… ugh!”

Before Gui could finish speaking, Yin Shi, who was sitting opposite him with the same gauze wrapped around his forehead, instantly got up and kicked him straight in the face.

“It’s annoying.”

“Why did you get lost in the labyrinth that you don’t want to look for?” Shin Baha, who was sitting beside Ginto with the same bandage on his forehead, held a soda, half-squinted his eyes, and his face was speechless.

“Don’t look for it yet…” Gui, who was lying on the table and whose nose was still bleeding, murmured.

“Who is looking for you?” Yin Shi complained angrily, and then analyzed casually, “In short, that’s it, run away from home, run away from home.”

“Let… run away from home?!” In an instant, Gui sat up, slapped the table with both palms, and retorted excitedly: “Impossible! There is no reason for us to destroy our relationship! See you for the last time. When it comes to that guy…”

Saying that, Gui suddenly froze for a moment, “That guy…that guy…who is this?”

After a long silence, Yin Shi shrugged his shoulders casually: “I don’t know.”

“Speaking of which… I always feel that this conversation sounds familiar,” Shinpachi murmured, “I always feel…one person is missing…”

“Me too, Aru,” Kagura nodded, and then turned his eyes to Gui’s side, “I always feel…there should be someone there…who is it?”