Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 633

[Chapter 581: Combining completely unrelated things together can produce unexpected effects.]

Gui, who was stubbornly guarded by Elizabeth in the only remaining right hand, looked at Mi Duoqing’s direction and murmured in disbelief: “No…impossible…”

On the other side, with the same disbelief, there were Shin Baha and the others who were still on the mothership looking out the window through the window.

“The fleet… actually launched an attack on Mi Duoqing!” Xin Baha’s eyes widened, and his pupils were still trembling slightly.

At this moment, a red ship passed through the fleet from the rear of Lotus Peng’s fleet, and slowly came to the front of the fleet.

“Mi Tuoqing! You are the one who is alone in the universe!” Sakamoto, who was standing in front of the lotus soldiers, clasped his hands and shouted, then grinned and showed his big white teeth, “I will keep you waiting for a long time. There you go, wig. The Lotus Land Alliance has been reached!”

“Sakamoto!!” Gui shouted.

“You bastards!!” Mi Duoqing, who was still stuck on the mothership, yelled while struggling with his broken body.

Approaching Maru, standing behind Saka itself, General Zuo Long, who was covered in bandages, raised his writing pad.

General Youlong, who was unscathed by the side, raised his writing pad.

An ordinary lotus-covered soldier held up his writing pad.

Another common lotus soldier held up the writing pad.

More and more lotus pod soldiers raised their writing boards one after another.

General Right Dragon asked Sakamoto with a writing pad.

“Ah, of course, whether it’s the Earth or anywhere, I’ll help you to attack.” Sakamoto, who was still holding his hands, didn’t turn his head, his tone was casual.

“Then…” A lotus soldier dropped his writing pad and made his real voice, “Can you work with the one who protected our second home, Earth…”

At this time, more and more lotus pod soldiers dropped their writing boards.

“…and the pride of our lotus pods and the…”

“Protecting alone, fighting…”

“Together with our friends… to capture that empty planet?” All the remaining lotus pod soldiers said in unison.

“It’s a trivial matter,” Sakamoto replied without turning his head. “The first rule of the Lotus Land Alliance. When the earthlings and the lotus flower play UNO, the rules of the universe take precedence. The second rule…”

Saying that, Sakamoto turned to look at the crowd of lotus pod soldiers, and took out a FC game card for Leza’s attack from his arms, “When lotus pods come to earth to play, not only do they play red and white machines, Chao Ren also has to have a good time. In other words, we are already friends!”

Xin Ba Haw, who was still on the mothership, took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

“To put it bluntly, it’s just being hooked!! What kind of lotus land alliance-!!”

On the other hand, approaching Marukami, Sakamoto continued to persuade the lotus soldiers: “When you get to Earth, you can eat Reza to attack until you’re full~”

In an instant, all the lotus pod soldiers raised their hands and cheered.

“Speaking of which, what kind of ghost planet is this! All of them turned their backs on Leisha’s attack!!” Shin Baha once again complained.

“Hmph,” Mutsu, who was standing beside him, snorted softly while holding his hat, “What drives the people is not force or thought, but interests and fetters? Is it really a stupid deal like him…”

At this moment, the communicator in Mutsu’s arms suddenly beeped twice, and Mutsu, who noticed something, said to several people, “Hurry up and leave! Immediately!”

“Hey? What happened all of a sudden?” Shin Baha wondered.

“The man’s appointment is half an hour and two minutes away!” Mutsu looked serious, “No one knows what will happen to this planet, nor what that man will do! Hurry up and leave !”

“That man…” Xin Baha suddenly thought of something, “Is it Jiang Chengsang?”

“Hurry up!!” Said, Mutsu turned around and ran first.

Arushabai, who realized it later, hurriedly followed. On the way, Shinbaha didn’t forget to turn his head to remind Fujiko who was still standing behind him, “Miss Fujiko! Hurry up and leave with us!”

“Oh, I’ll be there soon.” After answering,

Fujiko started slowly, but after walking two steps, she couldn’t help but turn her head and glanced at the scene outside the window again, her expression was soft, and she said softly, “Jiang Lian, although we didn’t get the Earth, it seems that compared to That kind of thing, you’ve already got better things…”

…

After meeting with Gui, Elizabeth slowly raised the writing pad.

“Don’t say anything…” Gui shook his head lightly and replied softly, “Whether it’s me or you, it’s just doing what you need to do. You just choose the path where you can be ashamed of each other’s friends. , no apology and goodbye needed. If there was anything to say…”

Elizabeth held up the clipboard at the right moment.

“O~C~”

At this moment, inside the mothership, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly and hummed softly, then turned around and walked towards Yueyong, who was still trying one password after another.

“No, I can’t open it if I don’t know the password.” Yueyong’s expression was a little solemn.

“4649.”

Yueyong tentatively pressed the password as Jiang Cheng said, and the door… opened.

“Why do you know?!” Yueyong exclaimed in surprise.

“Guess.” Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, and then stepped into the dark red door first.

However, as soon as he stepped into the dark red gate, Jiang Cheng’s expression changed, his eyes widened involuntarily, and at the same time, a few drops of cold sweat began to break out on his face.

“That…that’s…!!”

…

After rearranging and controlling the stubborn servant to take up the weapon, Gui shouted at Elizabeth: “Go on! Elizabeth! With friends on earth…and friends in the galaxy…shooting!!”

“Wait, wig.” Sakamoto’s voice sounded, “That’s not our last enemy.”

“Hey? Isn’t it the last enemy?!” Gui said in surprise, “Mingming…”

“Mi Tuo, it’s the last moment, it’s time for us to see your real body, right?” Sakamoto said, pretending to be distressed, “I’m not referring to the tattered mechanical body, but you… the real body body of……”

“You bastard! Actually… did you notice it?!” Mi Duo was shocked, “My body…”

“Hey! What do you mean? Sakamoto!” Gui asked loudly.

“Anyway, you can’t think of it with your barren brain cells…” Yin Shi pressed his nostrils and replied casually, “If you are not more careful than women, you will never find it.”

“Hum hum hum ha ha ha ha ha…” Mi Duoqing suddenly laughed, “Yes! You guys! You can actually notice this kind of thing, I wanted to stay at the end, but it was discovered, so as a reward , let you dolls who are going to destroy their own planet for the sake of their so-called companions, see what I really look like! Feel my wrath! Traitors and samurai!”

After all, Mi Tuo made no sound, and lowered his head like a puppet with a cut thread, but just when everyone was wondering what was going to happen, Mi Tuo’s voice sounded from the steel planet in front of him, and at the same time. The entire steel planet also began to change in some way.

I saw that the steel planet began to collapse a little bit, and the white fragments slowly fell… No, not falling, but reorganization!

The whole planet is reorganizing, all the pieces are back together!

Elizabeth held up the clipboard.

“What the hell is going on?” As soon as Gui’s voice fell, he suddenly discovered something and opened his eyes instantly, his face also showing a bit of solemnity.

I saw that the white steel planet, after being reorganized, turned into a huge lotus pod!

!

“As I said, nothing will happen even if I are knocked down!” At the same time as Mi Duo’s voice sounded again, a huge drill arm and an oversized gun barrel arm slowly extended from both sides of the huge lotus pod. The two huge duck paws made of cannonballs also stretched out slowly, “Mi Tuo is actually just like you, both puppets I manipulated. No, not just that guy, so far All the powers who have ruled this planet up to now are just empty shells created and manipulated by me! But I really didn’t expect that someone would be able to perceive this! But I don’t know if they are also aware of it. The enemy is the planet itself!”

“How… how is that possible!” Gui looked in disbelief, “The planet has transformed into a huge lotus pod!!”

“Mi Tuo, don’t you say…” Elizabeth suddenly thought of something, and the eyes on the holster trembled involuntarily because of her surprise, “The central system of the lotus pod mothership SAGI! That’s Mi Tuo’s… No, successive generations dominated lotus pods in power. The true face of the man!”

“Eh!” Gui was stunned for a moment.

“A long time ago, the star of the lotus flower was destroyed by the war. After that, we lived in this steel planet.” Elizabeth analyzed and explained to herself, “The SAGI was created at that time! For the continuation of the race, management The environment of the planet, the brain of this planet planning various paths to prosperity! That SAGI did not know when it started to run wild, and it gave birth to the ruler of the lotus pod. As SAGI props, they performed the most efficient racial reproduction The policy eventually turned into oppressing the people in the name of the law. It is called a prop that needs soldiers, yes, our lotus flower was born in the hands of SAGI! For him, we are nothing like the empty shell props he generated before. The difference, like this machine that can be mass-produced at will, he thought that as long as he transplanted himself to a more superior planet, he could continue to multiply. Then, when those props started to rebel, SAGI himself was dispatched with props! The last item called the planet!”