Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 596

[Chapter 548 : Men… It’s better to focus on 11 o’clock!]

“It’s no use pretending to be stupid, there is already evidence.” Jiubingwei, who was standing in front of the rubber raft carrying Dongcheng in a swimming ring, closed his eyes and said slowly.

“Nothing at all!” Dongcheng, who was squatting on the rubber raft, quickly defended, “We definitely don’t have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi? And Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!”

“Are you wearing swimming trunks…” Jiang Sitting in a row on the rubber raft, pinching his chin, frowning slightly, he closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening them, “Indeed, I’m not interested at all. Butts or something… far worse than Opie or something. In my eyes, there is no comparison between the two.”

“Shut up!” Yin Shi shouted with white eyes.

“Hey?” Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then showed an unhappy face, and retorted: “Wait a minute! I was clearly talking to you just now! Why is this attitude! Do you want to fight?! You bastard!”

” Maybe that’s the case, but what you said makes me uncomfortable.” Gintoki curled his lips, and then said to Kubei: “In short, we have absolutely no bad thoughts.”

“Then…” Saying, Kubei Pointing behind Yin Shi, “What is that?”

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi turned his head and looked over, only to see a huge mace standing upright in Mao Mao’s thigh, Kagura stepping on Mao Mao’s Shigeru was commanding on his back, and at the same time, the owner of the mace, Waidoumaru, was serving as the “Standard Bearer” or “Vertical Stickman”.

“Let’s go!” Waidoumaru raised a small yellow flag with “Adventure” written on it from somewhere, tied to the top of his mace.

【It’s Adventure—!

!

】 Yin Shi’s whole person is even worse.

“Do you want to use such a method to stimulate our adventurous spirit and lead us to embark on a dangerous adventure?” Jiubingwei thought and replied.

“How can that pose arouse your adventurous heart!” Yin Shi pointed at Mao Mao’s crotch with mosaic, and frantically complained, “No matter how you look at it, you are just a victim!”

“When you see a hole like that, it’s like raising a flag, right?” Jiubingwei’s serious face, with a touch of blush on his cheeks, replied solemnly, “It’s a shameless trap…”

“I want to You guys who put up a flag in that kind of place are even more shameless!” Yin Shi burst into blue veins and complained loudly.

After that, Yin Shi hurriedly turned around and ran behind Mao Mao, who was lying on the rubber raft with his butt pouted, and eagerly shouted: “Little general—!”

At this time, Mao Mao, who had been played badly, buried his face in Inside the rubber raft, he murmured, “Venture ships have always been ships carrying famous adventurers…”

“Cheer up!” Yin Shi hurriedly shouted, “You’re not Adventure,

but

General Zhengyi!”

Toshi, Kagura standing not far behind Gintoki.

He opened his mouth to Yinshi and said, “If you really want to see everything out, just change the rules, Aru~”

“Huh?” Yinshi was stunned for a moment and turned to look at Kagura.

Three minutes later…

“Stop doing those ramblings,” Kagura suggested, standing in front of the crowd, “Everyone who goes out will be out, that’s fine.”

“Sounds good.” A Miaohe Hands up, a compliment.

“Good idea.” Jiubingwei echoed.

“It’s great to be able to see the light as much as you like.” Yueyong said.

“We agree too!” All Miss Baihua said in unison, looking at Jiang Cheng, some kind of flame was getting stronger and stronger.

“Wait a minute!” Gintoki shouted quickly, “In such a chaotic situation, there is no benefit in doing that kind of thing!”

However, several ladies ignored Gintoki’s words and shouted at the same time. : “Okay, then… start!!”

As soon as Yueyong and the others finished speaking, they saw Shinbaha, Kondo, and Dongcheng being torn apart directly. At the same time, Miss Baihua and sisters on the other side rushed towards Jiang, who was even an enemy of Ma (waidoumaru) at the same time. become.

“Hey, why did you start without authorization?” Yin Shi, who was standing in front of Mao Mao, shouted.

“That…” Standing on the rubber raft with his hands on his chest, Mao Mao, who was in high spirits, said solemnly, “I… want to go over there…”

Looking in the direction of Mao Mao, he saw a crowd of upright All the members of Baihua who were fighting with Jiang Cheng and the outsider Maru Empress with a grim expression, Ginshi replied with a blank expression: “That… let’s forget it over there, those women… are not something you can handle. Yes, Lord General. Their level is too high, and a junior adventurer like you is absolutely unacceptable. They will be instantly killed in one turn. Still…”

Said, Ginshi directly pulled up the rope on the rubber raft, Gritting his teeth and exerting all his strength, he rushed towards the shore, “I must not let the general be ashamed again!”

At this moment, not far behind Mao Mao, he struggled to drag Mao Mao’s underwear. Several meters away, Dongcheng shouted, “You won’t be allowed to escape! Young master! Did you see it? My heroic appearance!”

“Hey! This is not funny at all!” Yin Shi’s eyes widened, his face With a burst of blue veins, while struggling to drag the rubber raft, he complained loudly, “Junior’s thigh is going to be crushed! Dangerous, it’s going to go all out, it’s going to go all out! Pull up! Pull up your panties! Junior— —!”

Hearing the sound, Mao Mao pulled the two sides of his panties to his shoulders, as if he was wearing… a lady’s one-piece high-cut swimsuit.

“Where are you going?!” Yin Shi’s whole body was not well, and his voice became hoarse.

“Is this already a loss? Even if you don’t lose, you still lose, right? As a human being.” As

soon as Gintoki’s voice fell, Shinbahaw and Kondo also grabbed one side of Mao Mao’s underwear, forming a triangle with Dongcheng, and moved Shigeru to the side. Mao’s panties were pulled out several meters away.

The three of them did not give in to each other, and tightly grabbed the panties they had caught in their hands.

The Mosaic Mosaic is completely exposed.

“I said, please forgive him!” Yinshi shouted frantically, “Stop talking!”

“Shinhachi-kun, even my brother-in-law, I won’t let the water go!” Kondo opened his eyes and was bloodshot With big eyes, he gritted his teeth and shouted.

“What are you doing! These guys!” Yin Shi collapsed and complained.

“Who is your brother-in-law!” Xin Baha retorted without hesitation, “Even if it’s an orangutan… I won’t lose!”

“Why are you so serious about grabbing an uncle’s underwear!” Yin Shi frantically complained.

“Absolutely can’t lose!” Kondo exerted all his strength and shouted through gritted teeth, “I carry Miss A Miao’s…”

“I carry girls’ dreams of seeing them all!!” Kondo and Shinpachi Haw and Dongcheng shouted at the same time.

Yin Shi looked at A Miao, Jiubingwei, and Kagura who were playing volleyball in the shallow water area nearby, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still being besieged by a group of Miss Baihua and was struggling. Crazy Tucao: “No one is interested in your disappearance! The girls are playing beach volleyball so much! The only people who are interested in the disappearance of men are those tigresses! And they feel It’s not you who are interested! It’s that idiot OTAKU!”

Then, Gintoki turned his attention to Mao Mao, who was in a state where his panties were separated from his body, and the mosaic part was completely exposed, “By the way, this can still be called Are you wearing panties? Can you still wear them? Can you still call them panties? Because they are panties, you should be ashamed!”

Taking advantage of the gap between Yinshi’s words, Mao Mao went to the shore as if he was nothing, and walked straight to the wall. in front of the vending machine, put in a coin and pressed the button for a can of coffee.

“I went to buy canned coffee!” Yin Shi’s expression gradually changed from surprise to panic, “I was pulled by my underwear, and I went to buy canned coffee almost completely!”

Looking at the canned coffee, With Erlang’s legs crossed, Shigeru was sitting leisurely on his torn panties and drinking coffee, as if sitting on a raised hammock, Kondo opened his eyes wide and exclaimed, “Impossible! Power in your eyes!”

“Where is that man sacred!” Xin Ba Hao and the others were surprised at the same time.

At this moment, Mao Mao put down the canned coffee that he had drank, took a few steps back like pulling a slingshot to charge up, and then showed a very serious expression, got up and jumped up, crossed his hands and stopped in front of his chest, facing the new The three of them rushed straight over.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still tired of dealing with the group of Baihua’s sisters, raised his eyes slightly and glanced at the direction of Xinbaha’s group, and then gently hooked the corner of his mouth.

“We… it’s time to end here.”

Jiang Cheng said softly, then directly pulled up the arm of the nearest Wai Dao Maru and threw it a dozen meters away.

Immediately afterwards, a kind of Miss Baihua surrounding Jiang Cheng was horrified to discover that Jiang Cheng… disappeared in front of everyone!

Just when the group of Miss Baihua was looking for Jiang Cheng’s figure, Jiang Cheng’s voice came from behind the group of Miss Baihua.

“The outcome is decided.”

“Jiang Cheng sama!” The group of Miss Baihua followed the voice and looked back, only to see Jiang Cheng standing on the shore, squinting and smiling at everyone.

Immediately afterwards, both Miss Baihua here and Xin Ba Hao over there heard the sound of clothes being torn off at the same time.

But… it’s a little different. The swim trunks that Xin Ba Hao and others were torn apart by Mao Mao, and the ones that Miss Baihua and sisters were torn by Jiang Cheng were… the mask and the white headband on their heads.

“You don’t have to cover that face all the time,” Jiang Cheng said with a narrowed eye and a smile, “Let’s go out into the sun upright.”

“But…” The ladies and sisters Baihua covered the scars on their faces , lowered his head and said weakly, “Scars can scare people…”

“Scars on the face… Actually, it’s not that important, as long as there are no scars in my heart.” Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, “Also, Everyone is so beautiful ~ their faces are good, their hearts are good. I think so.”

In an instant, all Miss Baihua’s face flushed, and then they rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.

“Love you! Jiang Cheng sama!” ×n

At this time, he had already taken off his swimming cap and goggles, and Mao Mao, who was being bowed down and bowed by the three of Xin Ba Ha, watched as he was surrounded by the cheering and cheering of Bai Hua’s sisters. Jiang Cheng, who was in the middle of nowhere, sighed softly, “I’m…still far inferior to that man…”

After that, Mao Mao looked at Yin Shi again, “It’s really troublesome for you, the swimming pool is really interesting. Place, thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation, I can play again next summer…”

Before he could finish speaking, Mao Mao was suddenly hit by Gui and Elizabeth, who were riding a surfboard coated with lubricant and slid down the slide at high speed. out.

Gui, who went ashore safely, paid no attention to Mao Mao, who was floating on the water with his underwear on, hugged his surfboard and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by Baihua’s sisters, “This slippery thing is really Not bad, worthy of being the hidden trump card of our organization! Hahaha! If so, I might be able to overthrow the shogunate! Yossi, again! Elizabeth!”

Looking at Katsura and Elizabeth who were far away, Yinshi looked again Looking at Mao Mao floating on the water, after being silent for a while, he narrowed his eyes and said expressionlessly,

“Enough is enough…”

At this moment, on the shore of the swimming pool, with his back to the swimming pool, he hugged with one hand. Yueyong, who was standing beside the members of Baihua, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was smiling and squinting, and said softly, “What an incredible man…”

But As soon as the words fell, Yueyong suddenly heard the sound of clothes being torn. She was stunned for a moment, then looked down at her upper body swimsuit that was slowly falling off for some reason, then raised her head and looked in front of her and turned her face away. Jiang Cheng tried his best not to look at himself.

The air froze

…

At dusk, Jiang Cheng and the others were on their way back to Yoshihara.

“That, really don’t blame me!” Jiang Cheng, who had no good place all over his body, said to Yueyong, whose face was already blushing, “It was you who stood by everyone’s side at that time! Just when I ripped everyone off When you were wearing a mask! I didn’t even notice that you were there at that time! If you want to blame it, you can only blame yourself! But then again, at that time, I really felt that a mask didn’t feel right. It turned out to be the strap of a swimsuit. “…”

“Shut up for me!” Yueyong took out a few kunai from her arms and stabbed Jiang Cheng’s head with a blushing face.

“Jiang Cheng sama!” Miss Baihua, who was not wearing a mask, rushed to Jiang Cheng in an instant and helped him up.

“And, after all, I didn’t see anything at all!” Jiang Cheng got up and retorted angrily with white eyes.

“Really…really?” Yueyong, whose mosquito-repellent incense eyes had not completely disappeared, asked intermittently.

“Hmm! I didn’t see it at all!” Jiang Cheng nodded as if pecking at the rice.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time there was a faint sense of loss in her heart.

“At that time, Jiang Cheng-sama clearly said something like “90 points” in a low voice.

A Miss Baihua raised her hand and said.

“Yes, I heard it too.”

”

I heard that too.”

“And me…”

…

Listening to the words of the ladies and sisters Baihua, Yueyong’s forehead turned black, and several blue veins appeared on her face, and then she did not hesitate at all. He took out several kunai from his arms. UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com

“Hey!

You are doing it on purpose!

“Jiang Cheng shouted to the ladies and sisters of Baihua on the side.

Yueyong: “Xinei–!

!

”

“Ah–!

!

“Jiang Cheng screamed.

…

“Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yueyong, I have been exercising at the dojo for a whole afternoon today!” Yueyong and Jiang Cheng, who had lost too much blood, shouted, “But then again, where have everyone gone? Why does Brother Jiang Cheng look so weak? What happened?

” It’s really a dangerous place.” Jiang Cheng said weakly.

After being silent for a long time, Qingtai raised her aggrieved face, pouted, and the tears of grievance loomed in the corners of her eyes.

“Why—?!”

(Pool chapter, finished.)

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