Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 595

[Chapter 547 : Man, just be like one!]

“Well, never get off the rubber raft.” A Miao reminded.

“Absolutely not to soak in water.” Kagura added ruthlessly.

Gintoki Hasegawa: …

At this time, for some reason, Momo curled the corners of his mouth, the tears of grievance in the goggles gradually filled the whole goggles, and at the same time, Momo was still trembling slightly.

“This… is this really okay?” Hasegawa, with sweat on his face and black lines at the corners of his eyes, asked Ginshi in a low voice, “Don’t talk about being a companion, you can’t go into the water, General. Obviously you haven’t. When I got into the water, my swimming goggles were full of water, General! It’s over! I’m definitely angry! I’m going to be beheaded! I’m going to be beheaded now!”

“Calm down,” with the same expression as Hasegawa Yin Shi, said in a low voice, but his voice trembled a little, and of course, his body too, “It’s good to start making happy summer memories now, what can you think of when it comes to summer? What can you think of when it comes to swimming pools? When it comes to swimwear What can you think of?”

Hasegawa, who suddenly got something, glanced at Gintoki while his sunglasses flashed: [Difficult… Could it be…]

“Yo Xi! Let’s start playing when everyone is ready!” Gintoki suddenly He raised his fist and shouted, “”The heart beats fast! All samurai…human beings…no, it’s not, a man and a woman’s water horse-riding competition”, dong dong dong, bang bang bang ~”

[Go… run out!!] Long As if struck by lightning, Tanigawa praised in his heart, [The white female body twisted and tangled together in the water, and the looming twinkling [beep-], Yinsang! This move works! This move will definitely make the The general who was drowning in tears of sadness was rescued!]

“Yo Xi, then let’s start a team of two now.

Gintoki explained the rules of the competition, “One is a rider sitting on a rubber raft, and the other is a horse pulling the rubber raft. If the rider falls off the rubber raft or the headband is removed, he or she loses.

”

Speaking, Yin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a sinister smile, “However, it doesn’t matter if the headband was not removed.

”

At the same time, Shin Baha, Tojo, Kondo, and a group of Miss Baihua, who got the information hidden in Yinshi’s words, turned around and rushed towards the shore.

Looking at the crowd vying for the rubber raft on the shore, Hasegawa hooked the corner of his mouth and thought to himself: [Have you noticed?

As expected of Yinsang, let the guy who doesn’t know the inside story stand on our side in an instant!

】

But then, after seeing the grouping, Hasegawa and Gintoki couldn’t smile anymore.

I saw that all the members of Baihua were in groups of two at this time, surrounding Jiang Cheng, and their eyes were burning with a special arrogance called desire, and their eyes were locked tightly on Jiang Cheng’s blue line. colored beach pants.

Aside from these people,

Kondo, Tojo, and Shinhachi were standing on the rubber raft, mumbling constantly, and with nothing but energy in their eyes.

【Why is it like this!

What are you bastards doing on it!

】 Yin Shi looked at the three of Xin Ba Ha, who had white hairbands on their heads, bursting with blue veins, and complaining about the collapse in their hearts, 【 What are you trying to get rid of!

asshole!

These guys, want to see the light and want to go crazy, haven’t they realized that it has become a situation where they can’t see the light?

No, I can’t say that completely…]

Yin Shi turned his head to look at the Baihua Miss Sisters surrounding Jiang Cheng, “But… the goals in the eyes of those guys are too clear!

And… it’s too united!

Everyone is going for that idiot!

what is that?

Siege?

!

】

“That…I haven’t said I want to participate yet,” Jiang Cheng, who was thrown onto a rubber raft by Wai Dao Maru obviously hadn’t figured out the situation, raised his hand and said expressionlessly, “Why are you so private? Have you decided?”

“Don’t worry, Jiang Cheng sama.” The outsider standing in front of Jiang Xiang’s raft turned around and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, “I will protect your [beep–]!”

“Say To be honest, you are the most dangerous one…” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

“Hmph, boring.” Yueyong, who was also standing in front of Jiang Cheng’s rubber raft, snorted lightly while holding her hands.

“Can you put away the Kuwu in your hand?” Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

“Listen! You guys!” Yueyong shouted to the group of Miss Baihua who were ready to go, “Have a good rest when you are resting! Play well when you are playing! Work hard when you are working! Got it! Is it?!”

“Hey! Chief!” A group of Miss Baihua responded at the same time, and once again locked their eyes firmly on Jiang Cheng’s beach pants.

“Hey, what did you mean by that just now?” Jiang Cheng complained contemptuously.

Yin Shi, who was on the side, looked at this scene, and the corners of his eyes began to twitch, but before he could complain, Yin Shi suddenly found that the water in front of him began to bubble up.

“Ah! I can make Yin Sang ride as a horse! Yin Sang is riding on me! Ah—!!” Little Ape kneeling at the bottom of the pool couldn’t stop excitedly.

[As for this guy, I have absolutely no idea what she is thinking!

】 Yin Shi’s heart collapsed and thought, and then shouted to the people in front of him: “Hey! Give me a little more!”

Saying that, Yin Shi pointed to the long drifter who was sitting alone on the rubber raft with his knees in his arms. Tanigawa, “Hasegawa-san has become a victim who drifted to an isolated island! Think about it carefully before regrouping! It must be better for someone with more power to be the horse?”

“That’s why Aru is like this.” Kagura, who was standing in front of Shinpachi, answered as a matter of course.

“Really!” Yin Shi finally came to his senses, holding his head in a frenzy and saying, “If you think about it, girls are stronger!”

“Anyway, you are just thinking about work. Right?” A Miao, who was standing in front of Kondo, put her hands on her hips and said disdainfully, “You can see through it at a glance.”

“Who is interested in your cliffs!” Yin Shi said instantly, “I am not. Rock climber!”

Hearing the sound, a red # character representing anger instantly appeared on A Miao’s head.

“Miss A Miao!” Kondo crouched down and said to A Miao earnestly, “I will climb up no matter what kind of cliff! Because there is a [beep] head there!”

Instantly stretched out her index and middle fingers , inserted into Kondo’s nostrils, and threw it into the water, A Miao roared with white eyes, “Are you looking for death?!

” Yong turned his face away, showing contempt on his face.

“Huh? What are you talking about?” Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the rubber raft with his little finger poking out his ear, squinted Doudou’s eyes and said expressionlessly.

For some reason, Yueyong, whose face was slightly red, turned her face to the other side, and continued in a low voice, “Everyone said…don’t be stupid, you can’t hide it at all.”

“What can’t be hidden is Those idiots of yours are right!” Yin Shi pointed at the group of Miss Baihua who were all staring at Jiang Cheng and complained vigorously.

“That’s right, young master, we never thought about those nasty things,” Dongcheng patted his chest and vowed, “It’s definitely not what you think! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi!”

“Yes, I think There’s no such nasty guy…” Yin Shi lied without hesitation, but before he could finish, he suddenly heard the sound of falling water droplets behind him. , with serious eyes and full of energy.

【General card yo!

!

】 Yin Shi’s whole person is not well.

“That, private Marseille, young general,” Yinshi turned around and pointed at Mao Mao, who couldn’t stop the nosebleed, and reminded in a low voice, “You’re expecting too much, and everything you’re thinking has been seen through…”

” Every generation in the general’s family is too excited to sleep the night before the hike.” Mao Mao replied solemnly.

“Who cares about you!” Yin Shi said in a hurry, “Anyway, can you shut your mouth and sleep obediently for now?”

Afterwards, Yinshi turned around again and shouted to the crowd, “Yo Xi! Then guess the boxing decision! The winner decides whether to be a rider or a horse as he likes! As punishment, those who know him will jump off the highest platform!”

“What does this have to do with horseback riding?” Yue Yong groaned.

“Don’t worry about so much! It’s more fun if there’s punishment!” Yinshi retorted, then secretly smirked and added in his heart: [If you jump from that height, the woman’s swimsuit will easily slip off.

Even if it doesn’t disappear, there are definitely swimming trunks!

Show off your sloppy looks!

little girls!

】

So… two minutes later.

Whoa!

After the huge splash, Yin Shi looked blankly at Mao Mao lying on the water, and the whole person became even worse.

Why are you the general again——!

!

“I said Junior, who do you think I did this for?” Yin Shi reminded in a low voice.

The teenager turned around, looked at Yin Shi, and said again seriously: “Although the generations are like briefs, but it seems that T-back is also a good choice.”

“You Is this the awakening of a new hobby?!” Yin Shibai groaned.

“Hey, where’s the hype?” Yueyong stared at Mao Mao’s crotch, “It’s just uncle’s ass with underwear on.”

“Bastard! It’s rare to see such a noble pair of underwear in a lifetime. !” Yin Shi reprimanded with a serious expression.

“Anyway, do you want us to do some work?” A Miao put her hands on her hips and turned her face away to show a look of contempt again, “You can see through it at a glance.”

“Who would be interested in your swimming trunks? !” Yin Shi retorted unhappily, “I’m not a diver!”

Hearing the sound, the red # character appeared on A Miao’s head again.

“Miss A Miao! I’m not interested in swimming trunks either!” Kondo shouted while lying down.

“You don’t have one either!” A Miao shouted with white eyes, and directly smashed Kondo with an uppercut.

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