Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 58

[Chapter 55: Being held up, Sakamoto’s [Righteousness] (4,000 words, Sakamoto’s appearance is over~)]

“Kagura-chan, are you alright? Don’t be stubborn…” Saying that, Shin Baha looked at Kagura aside.

“It’s alright, Aru… As long as there is an umbrella…” Kagura replied weakly, and then stood up, “I’m just a little thirsty, I’ll go to the river over there for a drink…”

Looking at Kagura walking into the distance, Shinbaha finally reacted and shouted at Kagura: “Did you see the river?! You must never cross that river!” If you cross the Santu River within a day, you will reach the underworld.)

Saying that, Shinhachi rushed forward and knocked down Kagura, stopping Kagura’s footsteps.

“Dad…let me go…” Kagura raised his face and said weakly, “I’ve had enough of boxing or something…I really want to drink water…”

“Who is your father!” Xinba groaned and looked at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng behind him, “Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, it’s not good, Kagura is going to cross the Santu River!”

“That kind of thing is deceiving children,” Jiang Cheng stood up, and at the same time lifted the already hot Qingta up and carried it on his back and shouted at Kagura, “Kagura, come here, we Let’s go to the old lady on the bridge over there and ask for a bowl of iced mung bean soup.”

“Hey! You’re about the same!” Shinba roared.

“You’re the one who coaxes children,” Yinshi said disdainfully, and at the same time walked up to Kagura and patted Kagura’s face, “Hey, Kagura, cheer up…”

“Idiot dad, I’d better continue boxing…” Kagura was still immersed in fantasy.

“This can’t be done, my eyes are gone,” Ginto looked at Kagura’s eyes and said, while leaning down and carrying Kagura on his back, “I’ll carry her to the river over there to drink some water…” Said Then he started walking towards the other side.

“Hey! Didn’t you see it too?!” Xin Baha quickly grabbed the two of them.

“What are you shouting? Can’t you see it?” Yinshi retorted, “Ah, there are flower beds…”

At this time, Sakamoto staggered over, pointed at Gintoki and said, “Oh! Isn’t this Miss A Ling? Marry me…”

“Why are you all dying so soon!”

Yin Shi was going to Santuhe, and Jiang Cheng was going to Meng Po.

Xin Ba Haw stood in the same place and the whole person was not well.

But at this moment, a passenger pointed to the sky and shouted, “Well, what is that?!”

Then everyone raised their heads and looked at the small black dot that was getting bigger and bigger. The little black dot was getting bigger and bigger and getting closer and closer. A spaceship!

“It’s the ship! Someone’s here to save us!” a passenger shouted.

The rest of the passengers also cheered happily…

After the spaceship landed, Sakamoto scratched his head embarrassedly to Lu Ou and said, “Ahahaha, I’m really bothering you, Mutsu, I made you run so far to pick me up…”

“It’s not an example of this kind of thing,” Mutsu replied helplessly, “Our boat is for business, not a rescue team. As the boss, you are always like this, brothers are very embarrassed, and you don’t say hello. Just running out and wandering around is not an exception.”

“I’m really sorry, I really like the women of the earth, ahahaha.”

“You are really annoying, why are you still not dead…”

“Haha, Mutsu, you have a bad mouth.”

“Sakamoto-san, this is…” Shin Baha polished his glasses and looked at the large spaceships before asking.

“Oh, it’s called the [Quick Rescue Team], it’s my private fleet…”

…

At this time, all the passengers have boarded the spaceship of the fast rescue team, and Sakamoto took Shin Hachi to visit in the cabin.

“This ship is not designed to fight in the air, the hull itself is a company,” explained Sakamoto.

“company?”

“That’s right,

I’m driving this ship to do some large-scale business, reselling items between planets, just to get some trade,” said, the two have come to the outside of the cabin, Sakamoto glanced at the bright metal gun barrel on the spaceship and continued, “However, the universe has not been very peaceful recently, so I am equipped with some weapons like this.

”

“Sakamoto-san, it seems that you just look stupid.” Shinbaha sighed while lying on the guardrail.

“Ahahahaha, why do you want me to cry so much…” Sakamoto was speechless, but he continued, “What can influence people’s hearts is neither force nor thought, but interests. I can seek to reconcile relations if I go to interests, and I just follow my own ideas to guard my country.”

“It’s amazing,” Xinbaha sighed with emotion, then turned his head to look at Yinshi, who was holding a wooden barrel behind to feed Kagura, and sighed and said, “Our generals have always been like this picture. look.”

“Ahahaha, that guy is really confusing, no, it’s not that guy, it’s those two guys,” Sakamoto said, looking at Jiang Cheng who was snoring softly with his eyes closed, “but, look When it comes to the two of them, they feel that nothing has changed, it’s exactly the same as before… There are some things about them that are the same, although I can’t explain it, but I can understand…”

Suddenly, Sakamoto seemed to have thought of something, “Soga, Jiang Cheng asked me before…”

But at this moment, a green tentacle wrapped Sakamoto’s whole body several times and dragged him out. It was only after Xin Baha found out that many of the staff of the fast rescue team had been recruited…

“That’s…!” Shin Baha shouted in disbelief.

“Ahahaha, it seems that the weather is still too hot, and I have hallucinations again…” Sakamoto, who was kidnapped by tentacles, still had an indifferent expression, “Don’t worry about it, it’s just an illusion…”

“what is that?!”

“Monster!”

Several cabin staff members were a little panicked when they pointed to the countless large green tentacles that were drilled out of the sand.

“Then what is…”

“That’s a sandworm,” Mutsu came over and answered Shin Baha’s confusion, “the creature at the top of the food chain on this planet. It was supposed to be a quiet guy, probably a group of people made a noise in the desert. wake up.”

“I told you! How can you be so calm when your boss is in such a big trouble!”

“It was he who always acted recklessly,” Mutsu said, shouting at the tentacles, “Sandworm! Kill that shaggy man, the lower body is the focus of the attack.”

“Do you have any deep hatred…”

“Ahahaha, how could I die in such a place?!” Sakamoto took out his gun and rescued his companions who had the same experience as him, but he did not save himself.

“Everyone run away!” Sakamoto shouted.

The members of the fast rescue team who fell to the ground quickly ran to the spaceship.

At this moment, a huge creature with a hard shell emerged from the sand. It must be the sandworm that Mutsu said.

At the same time, the entire hull began to shake violently.

Looking at the sandworm that was bigger than the three ships combined, Xin Baha couldn’t help panicking, “Come out, come out!”

The sandworm stretched out several tentacles and wrapped the entire fleet.

“Bastard! It’s going to drag several ships into the sand!” Mutsu scolded.

“Use the cannon! Shoot it!” Sakamoto shouted.

“If you fire, Sakamoto-san, don’t you come along too…” Shinbaha shouted.

“leave me alone!”

“But, Sakamoto-san…”

Before Shinhachi could finish speaking, he heard Mutsu, who was on the side, give the order first: “Prepare for shelling!”

At the same time, everyone obeyed and aimed the barrel at the sandworm.

“I told you, you really plan to kill Sakamoto-san!” Shinba said angrily, “Isn’t he the captain?!”

“[Never lose the righteousness], you must not put all the passengers in danger for that guy alone. What you should do now is to save the lives of all the passengers!” After speaking, Mutsu turned his head to look at Shinpachi. “[Never lose righteousness] But that guy’s mantra, that guy left his comrades who were fighting on the ground to go to the universe in the war against foreigners, why do you think he did this? It was for the sake of righteousness, he was thinking about the future of the country. The painful choice in the end was, of course, really painful, and the war ended after he went to the universe…”

“Although he was in so much pain at the time, he continued to make his own decision. We were attracted by him and gathered here, so we must not do anything that goes against his life creed!”

“The shelling is ready!” a staff member shouted.

“Fire!” Mutsu shouted, and at the same time, two lasers shot at the sandworm itself.

The huge explosion not only successfully frightened the sandworms into the sand, but also woke Jiang Cheng up beside him.

Looking at Sakamoto who was about to be dragged into the sand, Jiang Cheng stood up reluctantly, “Hey, I finally got a break, what are you doing?”

“Jiang Cheng-sang! Hurry up and save Sakamoto-san!” Shin Baha seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw and asked Jiang Cheng for help.

“Ah? How could that kind of snail threaten Sakamoto, are you kidding me?” Jiang Cheng said, but he still jumped onto the barrel of the gun, and Yinshi moved at the same time.

“Hey, that… snail, let go of Sakamoto…” Jiang Cheng took out a cardboard speaker out of nowhere and shouted at the sandworm, “That… think about your old mother at home, she You know you’re going to cry when you do something like this?”

“Hey! Does this method work?!” Shinbaha roared from below.

“So didn’t I say it? This guy is just an idiot!” Gintoki also roared.

“Yin Sang…” Xin Baha just wanted to be moved for a while, but when he heard the second half of Yin Shi’s sentence, he was not moved at all.

“That’s obviously a conch!” Yin Shi said disdainfully.

“Hey! The two of you are too much than the other!”

“Really?” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and then shouted to the sandworm, “That… the big conch, let go of Sakamoto, think about your old mother in your hometown, you will definitely cry if you do this kind of thing. Yes, I will definitely cry…”

“Ahahaha, this time I think I should definitely die.” At this time, Sakamoto only had one head left on the sand.

“So, didn’t I tell you to let go of Sakamoto?” Jiang Cheng’s tone suddenly changed, and everyone who heard it felt as if they were shivering in the freezing winter.

“What… what’s going on…” It took a while for Xin Ba Haw to wake up from the shock.

“It’s just murderous.” Mutsu explained, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had a smile on his face but couldn’t feel any emotion, “That umbrella…”

But at this time, Sakamoto was finally sent out by the sandworm, and the sandworm also escaped into the sand.

“It seems that the rumors are true to make sandworms obedient just by murderous intent…” Mutsu murmured.

“Ahahaha, it’s still the same as before.” Sakamoto muttered to himself while lying on the sand, “I’ve always wanted to say something to you, sorry for abandoning you at the last moment…”

“What are you talking about in your sleep?” Jiang Cheng jumped down, helped Sakamoto up, and said disdainfully, “For a man of your level, there are not many more than you, and one less than you.”

Gintoki supported Sakamoto on the other side, and also said, “That’s right, it’s just a loud voice.”

“It’s just that if UU reading www.sonicmtl.com is about to fall to the ground at this level, I will look down on you, Sakamoto.” Jiang Cheng continued.

“What’s the big talk about catching stars.” Yin Shi muttered disdainfully.

“However, we will always be on the ground, supporting you with your [righteousness].” ×2

“You…” Saying that, Sakamoto’s moved nose and tears came out together, hugging the two of them frantically.

“So dirty! Also, so smelly!”

“You die for me!”

“Woooooo, people are just moved~”

…

Looking at the three people making a fuss below, Mutsu raised the corner of his mouth, but said nothing.

…

“This, what you asked me to get before.” Sakamoto said and threw a stone at Jiang Cheng, “your hometown, and An Xing’s meteorite. Although the whole He An Xing is gone, it is still found. Some.”

“Ah, I almost forgot.” Holding the fist-sized stone, Jiang Cheng said casually, and turned around and threw the stone to Qingta.

“I knew what you were thinking at first…” After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he walked to the side, sat down, and closed his eyes.

“This is…” Qingta murmured while holding the stone.

“It seems that the plan has been exposed.” Yueyong said, taking a breath.

“Plan?” Xin Baha wondered.

“Well, let Jiang Cheng take a look at his hometown plan…” Qing Tai answered honestly.

On the side, Sakamoto was annoying Jiang Cheng, “Hey, I heard from the wig that you are in Yoshihara now, hey! Don’t be silent! At least give some old friends some point cards or coupons! Hey!”

…

(Sakamoto Tatsuma’s appearance, finished!)