Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 57

[Chapter 54: Forget about the past, men should look ahead!]

Before Jiang Cheng and Yinshi could answer, a loud explosion was suddenly heard, the entire hull of the spacecraft began to shake violently, and the passengers screamed…

Then I don’t know who shouted:

“The control room exploded! All the drivers were injured!”

The whole cabin was a mess, sirens, screams, crying, and even prayers…

“You’re all done! The traitors who beat the sky and the wind against the horses! All to die! Haha…” One of the robbers who had been brought down before fell to the ground and said, and began to laugh.

However, before he could finish laughing, he was kicked and fainted by Jiang Cheng.

“Are the villains’ lines so monotonous?” Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly.

“Now is not the time to talk about this!” Yue Yong couldn’t fight back, hugging the trembling Qingta, “Qingtai is shaking with fear!”

Looking at Qingta with a subtle expression buried in Yueyong’s chest, Jiang Cheng was speechless: “This little bastard…”

Before he could finish speaking, the entire hull began to tilt, and Jiang Cheng and Yinshi almost fell to the ground.

“Excuse me, passengers! Can any of the passengers fly a spaceship?!” A flight attendant suddenly opened the door of the cabin and asked while looking at all the passengers.

“It doesn’t matter who it is! Come and help!”

“Dead!”……

All the passengers were terrified.

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto on the ground, and suddenly reacted. He crouched down and was about to mention Sakamoto, but he was stunned as soon as he stretched out his hand, because Gintoki thought the same way.

Then the two of them, one by one, dragged Sakamoto and rushed into the cab.

“It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! What are you doing?!” Sakamoto screamed, “Hey! Who are you?!”

However, facing Jiang Cheng and Yinshi, Sakamoto had no resistance at all and could only be dragged away.

“Where are you dragging me?” Sakamoto asked.

“You, I said you really liked spaceships before!” Gintoki said as he ran, “Driving shouldn’t be a problem, right?!”

“Don’t talk so much! Our lives are now in your hands!” Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time.

“How do you know? Also, why is my life in my hands? Don’t say those things that don’t make sense!” Sakamoto replied, looking up at Jiang Cheng and Yinshi at the same time, “Hey, it seems like we’ve known each other…”

“Oh oh oh! Isn’t this Jiang Cheng and Jin Shi?!” Sakamoto finally recognized the two, “Why are you two here? Long time no see! Jiang Cheng, Jin Shi! I can still meet you here. What an adventure! Your relationship is still so good!”

Afterwards, Sakamoto clapped his hands, “Have a drink! Have a drink to celebrate… Wow!”

The two did not give Sakamoto a chance to finish speaking. At this time, they had reached the door of the cab. The two of them pressed Sakamoto’s face against the switch of the door at the same time.

Then, the door opened.

“Yinshi, my name is Yinshi, okay!” Yinshi shouted.

“Who has a good relationship with this guy!” Jiang Cheng shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally took a look at the cab. The entire cab was almost in ruins, the ground was full of broken glass, and all the drivers were injured to varying degrees.

A man with a blindfold, an explosive head and a beard who looked like a captain lay on the ground and muttered to himself, “That’s it… I’m also a captain, so let me sink with the ship. Well… everything about the earth, I miss it so much… wow!”

Before he could finish his emotion, Sakamoto stomped on him and fainted.

“Huh? Did I step on something?” Sakamoto wondered.

“Now is not the time to talk about those!” Gintoki said and rushed over, but stepped on the captain again.

“That’s right, hurry up!” Jiang Cheng rushed over and carried Sakamoto to the bridge.

“There was a bomb on the boat, and I didn’t investigate it properly.” Sakamoto complained, and at the same time walked to the bridge and began to debug it.

“It’s not good, everyone has started to chant Buddha and pray for supernatural life!” Xin Baha walked in with Kagura and Yueyong and said.

“Don’t worry, just leave it to that guy.” Gintoki waved his hand and said, while looking at Sakamoto who was operating in front of the screen, “Although he is a bit brainless, his obsession with spaceships is truly unparalleled. , is a guy who flies around and is active in the whole galaxy, for Tatsuma Sakamoto, operating the spacecraft is like controlling his own limbs.”

“That’s right, just stay honest at this time, find a comfortable place to sleep, and when you wake up, you will find that you have returned to the earth.” Jiang Cheng said that he had already piled up several drivers who fell to the ground. He got up and used it as a pillow, and lay down by himself, “It’s still clean here, the cabin is noisy.” After speaking, he yawned and closed his eyes.

“Hey! How optimistic you are!” Shinba roared.

“Get up quickly! If it wasn’t for you, Qingta wouldn’t have faced such a situation!” With that, Yueyong brought Jiang Cheng up.

“Hey! I’m the victim, okay? It’s you who dragged me here, okay?” Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the end he sighed and continued, “I said, don’t worry, this situation is not a problem for that It’s the norm for guys.”

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he looked at Sakamoto, but it was better not to look at it. He was dumbfounded when he saw it, and saw Sakamoto holding up the legs of a comatose driver on the bridge and shouting: “Yo Xi, you’re ready! Let’s go! !”

“Really, no brains…” Just after Shin Baha finished complaining, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi instantly rushed to Sakamoto and pressed Sakamoto’s head on the console.

“That…” Sakamoto got up and was about to say something with blood on his face, but was interrupted by Gintoki.

“Hey, do you still want to take another punch?” Gintoki said to Sakamoto.

“Ahahaha, it’s the first time to control such a big spaceship, I’m a little confused.” Sakamoto replied.

“Have you touched it now?” Jiang Cheng said while breaking Sakamoto’s left hand from behind and placed it on Sakamoto’s head.

“It hurts!” Sakamoto shouted, and at the same time he used his right hand to restore the dislocated left hand that was broken by Jiang Cheng, “mainly because I don’t know where the rudder is…”

“Gin-chan, is that this?” Kagura asked, raising the hands of an unconscious driver on the ground.

“I can at least be sure it’s not this.” Gintoki replied.

“It’s a pilot! Let go!” Shin Baha shouted.

“Then, is that this?” Yueyong raised the hand of the captain wearing the blindfold, “This one looks like the captain.”

“Although those hands often control the rudder, those hands can’t possibly be the rudder!” Xin Ba Hao complained again.

“Hey, it’s not good, it seems to be falling on a planet!” Looking at the scene outside the window, Ginto shouted.

“Yin-sang, Jiang Cheng-sang! This is it! This is it!” Suddenly, Xin Baji’s voice sounded again, and then everyone saw something resembling the rudder of a boat high up behind them.

“Hey, it doesn’t move at all…” Xin Baha tried to turn the rudder, but he didn’t move at all.

“Kid, well done, then hand it over to… Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…”

Looking at Sakamoto who was vomiting and walking over, Shinhachi was really bad, “Ah~! Don’t come here! Aren’t you a fan of super spaceships? Why are you still seasick like this?!”

“Yeah, I do like spaceships, but it’s really easy to get seasick…”

“Why do you have a love-hate expression on your face…”

“Shinhaha, it’s alright, leave it to this girl! The dream I wrote in the composition is to be a pilot!” Kagura said while competing with Gintoki and Shinbaha for the control of the rudder.

“You dodge! Enough! This uncle is here!” Yin Shi shouted, “The principle of driving this kind of thing should be the same!”

“I don’t want it! Put my life in the hands of both of you, how many lives I have are not enough!” Xin Baha countered.

“Hey, aren’t you going to have a kick?” Yueyong asked, looking at Jiang Cheng beside him.

“That…actually…” Jiang Cheng began to twitch, “I took the test for a manual transmission driver’s license several times and didn’t get it…”

Yueyong: “…”

Harita: “…”

“Hey, laymen can’t move around!” Sakamoto couldn’t help but reminded the three who were fighting for the control of the rudder, “The three of them scrambled around, but UU Kanshu www.sonicmtl.com finally got it. The rudder is broken, isn’t this kind of scene often seen on TV? We must stop this from happening…”

Saying that, Sakamoto walked forward, but at this moment, a piece of spaceship rubbed Sakamoto’s foot, Sakamoto stretched out his hand and fell on his back, and just happened to touch the steering wheel, and gave the whole steering wheel to him. Pulled down.

Everyone: “…”

“Ahahaha, this is still happening, ahahaha.”

“[Ahaha] How tall are you!” Yin Shi roared.

But it was useless at this time, the whole spaceship fell towards the unknown planet…

…

“It’s so hot, it’s so hot that my mind starts to revolve around the past… I finally got saved… It’s really dangerous…” Sakamoto wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, just for a moment, Sakamoto I remembered the scene where I once said goodbye to Jiang Cheng in the war against foreigners.

“Rescued?!…” Yin Shi looked around him, “Can you be rescued in this situation?! Being forced to descend to such a ghost place that looks like an old woman’s wrinkled face everywhere, all of them are Because you broke the rudder.”

“Forget about the past, men should look ahead!” Sakamoto replied with a chuckle.

“You still want to default on your debts, don’t you! You big hairball!” Gintoki shook Sakamoto’s collar and shouted while shaking.

At this time, the spacecraft made a forced landing on this unknown planet. The entire planet was full of deserts at a glance. The sun was shining directly on the desert, and the temperature was too high. Fortunately, there were no casualties in the entire spacecraft, and everyone survived. , hiding in the shadow of the spaceship.

“It’s already hot enough… don’t yell anymore…” Xin Ba Hao persuaded weakly from the side.