Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 563

[Chapter 518: The direction in the mirror is completely opposite to reality!]

On the other side, Gintoki, who had just walked out of the cake shop, put his kimono pocket in his right hand, and casually reminded Tsubaki Heira who was beside him: “Next time you have underworld behavior, just add an extra “Ping” to your name, only your name. It will become more and more like a girl, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping.

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“How can you look like a girl! It can already be regarded as an “abalone” monster!

“Xinbaha struggled to complain,” and they all told you to say “ping” again!

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“Hey, there’s a cute dried vegetable shop over there, Aru,” Kagura suddenly pointed to the dried vegetable shop on the other side of the road and said, “Want to take a look? OO.”

“Don’t get rid of all the flat characters!” Shin Baha pointed at Kagura and roared.

Kagura, who ignored Xinbaha’s complaints, came to the dried vegetable shop, picked up two dried kelp, and squeezed it with a clack, “Look at you, Wanpingzi, it’s dry~ kacha kacha~”

“Yeah~ so cute~ why do you do that~” Wan… Sorry, I made a mistake, Tsubaki Pirako said while covering her cheeks.

“By the way, you’ve only been choosing where you want to go from now on! Why is the dry goods store the most feminine place!” Xin Ba Hao complained loudly, bursting with blue veins, “Speaking of which, it was even three-dimensional just now. That orangutan got the name wrong!”

“Big brother…”

Tsubaki turned his head to Gintoki and wanted to say something, but was bumped by an uncle with a bald scar on his face, and he didn’t say anything he wanted to say.

“Ah, I’m sorry…” Chunpingzi apologized to the man with the scar.

As soon as he finished speaking, the latter clutched the left half of his arm that he had just hit, and fell behind him with a scream.

“Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is also the man with scars.

A mustachioed valet with a flat head and a mustache on the side hurriedly leaned down and shouted, “Brother! What’s the matter?!”

“It’s broken! It’s completely broken after receiving the collision just now!” The bald man’s acting skills are very realistic, as if he was really broken.

【The underworld really appeared!

!

】Gintoki and Shinbaha were both in a bad mood in an instant.

But at this delicate moment, one foot lightly stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and at the same time, everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to a “click”.

“Ugh-!! It’s really broken, it’s really broken!” The cold sweat on the bald man’s face covered his entire face.

“Hey? It’s amazing, this little girl,” Jiang Cheng, the owner of the foot, pretended to be surprised when he looked at Chunpingzi who was beside him.

[The guy who is more troublesome than the underworld is here!

!

】Gintoki and Shinbaha’s faces were completely black.

“Hey, you made a mistake,” Yueyong, who didn’t know when to come, reminded the bald man on the ground who was screaming because of the broken bone, “Isn’t the broken left arm? Why are you covering your right arm? ”

“It’s probably too painful to take care of so much.” Jiang Cheng said casually, pinching his chin, and then raised his foot again and stepped on the bald man’s left leg.

There was another cracking sound that everyone could hear.

“Woo!” “The eyes of the bald man opened for an instant, and Jiang Cheng’s general sense of his left leg made the man’s voice began to be hoarse.

“Hahaha, I’m so sorry, I made a mistake again.” Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then raised his feet again, grinning, “Hey, tell me quickly. , it was the arm that broke, and this time I will never make a mistake.”

The bald man just screamed…

“There’s no way. If that’s the case, then we can only try one by one. There are only three of the five limbs left. There are three-choice multiple-choice questions. I’m still very good at doing this kind of question.” Jiang Cheng said again. Stepping on the bald man’s right leg, “It’s definitely right to choose this one for the longest.”

Click.

“Hmm…” The bald man could only make a soft mumble, and he couldn’t even shout.

“Little uncle, that’s not right, Aru, it should be the left arm.” Kagura came over, stretched out his hand, and forcibly broke the left arm of the valet wearing sunglasses.

【What kind of mess are you filling in!

!

】 Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha roared in their hearts.

“No, Kagura-chan,” Jiang Cheng shook his index finger, “when two people are standing face to face, it should be the other way around, that is to say…”

As he said that, Jiang Cheng kicked out the foot directly and broke the leg bone of the servant’s left calf.

“It should be the left leg!”

【You are simply wrong!

】Gintoki and Shinbaha roared in their hearts.

“No, that’s not right,” Yueyong approached with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and then kicked straight at the crotch of the sunglass attendant, “It should be here.”

【It’s broken!

!

】Gintoki and Shinbachi felt cold in their lower bodies at the same time.

“Hey, these two guys are too miserable~” Jiang Cheng looked at the two little gangsters lying on the ground who couldn’t even roll, spread out his hands and sighed, “This little girl is too much, she actually These two collided like this, Yin Shi, is this the new member of the Master House?”

“What did you bastard say?!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth instantly, and grabbed the clothes on Jiang Cheng’s chest, “You did it all by yourself, right?! It has nothing to do with us or that girl! ”

“What did I do?” Jiang Cheng showed an innocent face.

“We didn’t do anything, we just passed by!” A group of Miss Baihua shouted at the same time.

It was only then that Yin Shi realized that the members of Baihua had already tightly surrounded themselves and others in a circle.

People on the outside streets can’t see what’s going on inside at all.

“What on earth are you trying to do?!” Yin Shi suppressed his anger and squeezed out a sentence from his throat.

“What are you talking about? Yinshi?” Jiang Cheng put on a natural look, then narrowed his eyes and smiled, “I just happened to pass by and saw the new members of your family bullying innocent gangsters. ”

“It has nothing to do with Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Zi!” Yin Shi replied through gritted teeth.

“It’s amazing! She has so many…” Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Pingzi and exclaimed, “As expected of a new member of your Master’s House, but then again, it has nothing to do with her, that is to say, you did it alone. already?”

“Hey, you won’t do such a prank thing for no reason. What is your purpose…”

“Yinshi! You actually instructed your little brother to shoot at the two gangsters who were just passing by!” Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, “You… have you fallen to such a level?!”

“You bastard!!”

“Anyway, call an ambulance for these two innocent bastards…” Jiang Cheng casually knocked off Yin Shi’s hand and took out his mobile phone, kindly for the two bastards An ambulance was called.

“Hey, Kabukicho 3-chome, two innocent thugs who were just passing by were beaten by a commander of a silver-haired natural curly samurai in his twenties and almost 30 who ran a master house, and his whole body was broken. ”

After all, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and once again showed a refreshing smile to Yin Shi.

“It doesn’t matter, Yinshi, the ambulance will come soon.”

After all, there was no chance for Yin Shi to yell, Jiang Cheng turned around and left with Yueyong and the other members of Baihua.

Before leaving, Jiang Cheng lightly glanced at Chunpingzi, who had never made a sound since his arrival, and gently curled the corner of his mouth and winked at the other party.

“Wait,” Yin Shi suddenly stopped Jiang Cheng, “what are you… going to do? You pulled out all of Yoshihara’s defenses. What do you want to do?”

“It’s just a gift for my nephew.” Jiang Cheng responded without turning his head, then sighed and continued, “After all, this is the first time that guy has asked me for a gift since he was a child. As an elder, no matter what. Fulfill his wish once, right?”

“Shenwei?!” Kagura instantly became unhappy, “Why would you choose a gift for that idiot, Aru? No need! Just give it to me!”

“Sorry, UU Reading www.sonicmtl.com Kagura, I bought enough gifts for you.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, “This time it’s that kid’s turn.”

Looking at Jiang Cheng’s retreating back, Yin Shi’s expression became dignified.

“Yin Sang, I don’t think you should pay attention to what’s going on over there.” Xin Baha pushed his glasses and reminded blankly, “It’s better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and pointing. Well, what Jiang Cheng-sang said just now, we are now completely regarded as the culprit by passers-by. Besides, if these two guys belong to Jiro’s family…”

“That bastard definitely did it on purpose!” Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice.

“You have to explain things clearly before the ambulance arrives.” Xin Baha reminded in a low voice.

“Xinbaha, two people on the other side have broken bones, and one of us must have a comminuted fracture!” Yin Shi said with a serious face, and then turned to look at Xinbaha, “Xinbahaw , the time has come for you to dedicate yourself to the boss!”

“Give me a bit of time!” Xinba shouted with a burst of blue veins, “Why do I have to take the blame for this situation! I don’t want to break a bone at all!”

“Then what are you going to do?!” Yin Shi stared at Xin Baha with his big red eyes, “That bastard didn’t think about the consequences when he did these things! Now, even if the excuse is that idiot What do you want me to do when no one will believe it! Xinbaha, it’s just you! Can you temporarily smash your whole body for the sake of our Master’s House? I’ll give you a work-related injury. I will also give you all the photobooks I treasured! Please!”

“That kind of thing is what the devil wants!” Shinba roared loudly, “It’s you who should crush the fracture, right?”