Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 562

[Chapter 517: There will always be something that everyone loves in one’s life!]

In the morning, the streets of Kabukicho.

“Hey, hey, eldest brother is going to pass here!” Wearing sunglasses, holding the knife in his hand to his shoulders, Tsubaki Pirako with a bad face shouted to the shop on the side of the road as he walked.

“Don’t look this way, you commoners! Huh?!” Kagura, who also wore sunglasses, held up his umbrella with a bad look on his face.

“What kind of green onion are you! You bastard!”

“What kind of green onion are you?! Bastard!” The

two walked in front of Yin Shi and Xin Baji, looking so arrogant and arrogant.

Gintoki and Shinbaha, who followed behind the two, had the same black lines all over their faces, and were silent for a long time without saying a word.

“Oops, Oops, Gin-san.” Shinhachi whispered with some fear as he walked, “We seem to have something to do with this incredible girl. When we said that we wanted to turn Kabukicho into a flower field, we actually became The sea of blood, she just wanted to borrow Gin-san’s hand and take revenge on that Jiro!”

Looking at Tsubaki Tsubaki who was arguing with a puppy pulled by a passerby, Gintoki-tan He stumbled back with his hands and replied, “It’s okay…it’s okay, right? Even if it’s a human beheading, it’s still a girl after all, kill the terrifying behavior of the boss…”

Before he could finish speaking, Chunpingzi’s voice suddenly came from the front. I saw the flower shop parked on the side of the road pointing to the side of the flower shop and shouting to Yin Shi: “Brother, look, what a beautiful flower~”

“Look at it, she looks like an ordinary girl, just a person who likes flowers. “…”

Yin Shi said casually to Xin Baha, who was beside him, but just after he finished speaking, Yin Shi suddenly saw that Chunpingzi pushed up his sunglasses, squinting at the old lady in the flower shop. With

a very refreshing smile, he said, “Grandma, do you know what a protection fee is?”

“Ah?!” Kagura on the side showed a vicious expression at the right time.

“Why do you bastard say such terrifying words with such a hearty face!” Gintoki grabbed Chunpingzi’s artificial hair, his face burst with throbbing blue veins, and scolded softly through gritted teeth.

“If you want to create a good gang, it is necessary to oppress the people.” Tsubaki Pirako explained with a squinting smile, “As compensation, it is enough to give them a heart stick (bodyguard).

” The gate of the store, Yin Shi gritted his teeth and said: “Before you become a bodyguard, you have already scare people away!”

Immediately afterwards,

Yin Shi hugged his chest with one hand, raised an index finger with the other hand, closed his eyes and said: ” Listen up! If you want to join our Wanshiwu family, you must forget all the dark sides! You are not a black warrior, you are just an ordinary girl! You are not called Chunpingzi, from now on you will be called Wanpingzi! ”

What the hell did you name it!” Xin Bazhu frantically complained.

(“Chunpingzi” and “Wanpingzi” are two very connotative names in Japanese. If you remove the flat character in the middle and form a single word at the end, it will become “♂’s place” and “♀’s place” .)

“I know, it’s called Wan Ping Ping Zi, right?” Chun Ping Zi said with an obedient expression.

“There is one more Ping word! Can you stop this?!” Shinba spit spit, “The broadcast that just started is full of [beep-] Is it really okay?!”

(Pingping’s Japanese has… …Uh… “lip” means drooping.)

“Hey,” Kagura suddenly noticed something, turned his head and pointed to a cake shop in the distance, “there’s a very cute cake shop over there. Lu, if you go there, you will definitely learn something feminine, Aru, Wan Ping is flat.”

“How flat does it have to be——!!” Xin Ba Hao roared out with his blue veins bursting out.

…

Tsubaki Tsubaki sat on the table outside the cake shop, looking at the young girls around the table who were drinking juice and eating cakes in twos and threes, chatting about girls’ topics, then looked at the cake in front of him, and twisted his body. Zi Zi, a little embarrassed, said: “I always feel a little shy, I have never entered such a store before, will I be very eye-catching?”

“No, no, not eye-catching at all!” Yin Shi held a whole Strawberry cake, while eating with a spoon, he said.

Kagura, who was also only immersed in the cake in his hand, said as he gulps: “It’s all fused together, completely melted together!”

“But you didn’t blend in at all…” Looking at the two of them With a devoured look, Xin Baha silently complained, then turned his head to look at Chunpingzi with a friendly smile, and comforted: “It’s okay, Miss Pingping Pingzi, this is just like an ordinary girl. , No, it should be said that she is a very cute girl.”

“Huh?” Chunpingzi was stunned for a moment, then raised his head to look at Shinbaha.

“Just don’t do anything underworld, it’s a waste,” Xin Baha persuaded, and then nodded his forehead with fists clenched like a cat, squinting his eyes with a contrived look, “Ah, I’m sorry, I’m here on my own. Talk to yourself. I said, what are you waiting for? Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, if you don’t eat it, I will eat it~”

Said, Xin Ba Ha took a small fork and forked it in the cake in front of Chunpingzi Take a piece and put it in your mouth.

Tsubaki lowered his gaze slightly, staring at the missing piece of cake in front of him for a long time, then slowly got up, walked into the store with his cake and placed it on the counter.

Out of curiosity about what Tsubaki Pirako was going for, Shin Baha stood up and followed Tsubaki Pirako into the cake shop.

“The cockroaches ran on the cake and bit, it’s too dirty to eat~” Tsubaki said to the clerk in front of him with a refreshing expression, “How do you want to compensate me, bastard.” In

an instant, Shinpachi A blue vein popped up on Haw’s face, and he grabbed Chunpingzi’s artificial hair with one hand, gritted his teeth and said, “Are the cockroaches talking about me? You bastard!”

Chunpingzi squinted his eyes and smiled and replied, “I’m surprised by cleanliness, it has nothing to do with underworld or something.”

“Isn’t it okay to say there is!” Xinbaha groaned angrily, “Why is that only the case? Hate me like a normal girl?!” “Do

n’t worry, that’s impossible.” Gintoki said casually.

“That is to say, she’s just an ordinary girl.” Kagura took the words and replied casually.

“Why are you all talking for her!” Xin Baji shouted with blue veins, “Don’t say it as if all the girls are the “hate Xin Baji” faction!

”

…

On the other side, Yoshihara.

“Are you all ready?”

“Jiang Cheng, who had just eaten lunch, stretched his waist and came to the door of his room, looking at Miss Baihua who had assembled under the leadership of Yueyong.

“Ah, the preparation is ready, but now There seemed to be a smart little guy coming from that street.

“Yue Yong said casually with a cigarette stick in his mouth.

“That kind of thing doesn’t matter,” Jiang Cheng yawned and picked up his umbrella, “It doesn’t affect what we’re going to do anyway.

But Yueyue, you said, am I a bit like a doting parent who gave up the afternoon nap time and went to catch some stinky fox for that kid.

”

Yueyong turned her face away and snorted, and then said: “The little thing that came is now with the Master Room.

”

Haha, that’s really interesting,” Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled, then stepped out of the door and put the umbrella on his face, grinning his mouth to reveal a set of teeth that were so gloomy, “Then, Before catching that stinky fox, let’s meet that little fox first.

Maybe it will be fun~”

“Whatever you want, but this time Baihua must guarantee zero casualties, and you can do whatever you want with the rest.

“Speaking, Yueyong turned around and stepped out first.

“Yahahahie, you really love the leader of your subordinates,” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, and then looked at the group of Miss Baihua in front of him, “Did you hear what you just said? Absolutely don’t…die.”

” Hey!” ×n

“Yueyue, do you want us to directly occupy that street?” Jiang Cheng turned to follow Yueyong, and said casually, “I heard that it is also a very rich place, if we occupy it If so, can my game funds triple every month?”

“You…can you do it?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

“Ahaha, if you want to fight with the real sword of Yinshi, the result is really hard to say, and I heard that the existence on that street is very scary~” Jiang Cheng scratched his head and laughed, and then his expression instantly After a change, he continued coldly, “But I’m not at all interested in that kind of thing that is easy to grasp.”

“What are you interested in?” Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng again.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and showed a smile on his face. At the same time, he made a grabbing motion with his right hand, but he just opened his mouth to reveal an O-shaped mouth. He pinned it hard on his forehead.

“Jiang Cheng sama, here, here’s your favorite thing!” The members of Baihua, who were very… majestic in a certain part, rushed forward, knelt down in front of Jiang Cheng, and rolled their eyes on the ground. Jiang Cheng, who was constantly twitching, helped him up, buried Jiang Cheng’s head in his chest, and shouted excitedly, “Jiang Cheng sama! Feel it carefully, your favorite thing is here!”

“That, Jiang Cheng sama seems to be out of breath and fainted by your cover. UU reading www.sonicmtl.com ” A Miss Baihua kindly patted her on the shoulder and reminded her kindly.

“Jiang Cheng sama!”

Looking at his subordinates who couldn’t find any adjectives to describe them, Yueyong shook her head and sighed heavily while supporting her forehead.

“Idiot… It’s really contagious…”

“Who are you calling an idiot?!” Jiang Cheng, who was instantly resurrected on the spot, stood up and clenched his fists and shouted angrily, “Stinky woman!” “Shine

!!”

Pfft!

(Kunai pierces into the idiot’s forehead)

呲——!

(blood spurting from the idiot’s forehead)

Plop!

(The idiot rolls his eyes and falls down.)

“Jiangcheng sama!” ×n (The cries of the idiot’s subordinates.)

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