Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 560

[Chapter 516: Adults are always helpless to the child who asks for a gift for the first time]

One day, Yoshihara.

“How is it? Has everything been investigated?” Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and still operating the gamepad in his hands, asked without looking back.

“Don’t underestimate my Baihua.” Yueyong, who had just pushed the door and walked in, with a cigarette stick in her mouth, folded her arms against the wall beside them, and replied lightly.

“Speaking of which, I haven’t been active for a long time,” Jiang Cheng said with some emotion. Jiang Cheng put down the handle, stretched, and stood up with his hands in his kimono pockets, “Then, today, a little bit Let’s do some activity.”

“It’s still too early today, and it’s not too late to act tomorrow.” Yue Yong breathed out a cigarette, “Tomorrow…the four people on that street, including your target, will gather. …it will make it easier for you to act.”

“That’s true,” Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and laughed a few times, “but I’m still a little emotional, my nephew who hadn’t met a few times since he was a child took the initiative. Ask for a gift or something.”

Hearing this, Yueyong just snorted softly and turned to walk out the door.

The matter has to start from a few days ago … ——Memories

dividing line——

One night a few days ago, Jiang Cheng suddenly received a video request from an unfamiliar number…

“Mosimoxi, can you see it? ? Stupid uncle.”

Looking at Kamui’s smiling face with a very rude expression, Jiang Cheng, who was in Yoshihara, hung up the video communication without hesitation.

“That, Afutu, is there a communication problem?” Shenwei who was on a huge spaceship pointed to the big screen in front of him and asked Afutu, “It turns into snowflakes after only one sentence. ”

That, it’s just that the other party hung up the communication.” Afutu on the side replied silently.

“Hahaha, hang up the video call of my lovely nephew I haven’t seen in a long time, this man is really too much.” Kamui said with a smile.

“That… Commander, do you have a misunderstanding of the adjective cute…” Afutu spit out expressionlessly, “If you can be called cute if you fight with your life to attack your family as soon as you meet, then the world may be early. It’s over…”

“What do you say, a nephew as cute as me is really rare in the universe,” Kamui squinted and smiled and pressed a red button on the console in front of him again, “At least, I I think I’m much cuter than the little sister on Earth who can’t eat anything but eat.

”

“That…to be honest, I don’t think there’s anything cute for both of you.

” Looking at Jiang Cheng’s unhappy face showing on the screen, he smiled and said, “Alala, it’s been a long time, I’ve been gone, stupid uncle, seeing your unhappy expression suddenly makes me feel better. ”

Um, wait a minute, I’m… a little bit closer to the last…”

Jiang Cheng’s facial expression in the video was a little solemn for some reason, and it looked like he was trying hard for something…

Then, in the video There was a sound like something falling into a bucket, and then the video suddenly went black, and there was another sound that seemed to be flushing.

A minute later…

“Fu~ it’s finally over, ah, thank you so much, Nobita.” Jiang Cheng in the video said with a smile, “After seeing your face, it immediately became smooth~” on the

forehead In an instant, a blue vein of divine power burst out, and without hesitation, he raised his umbrella and shot at the big screen in front of him.

“I can’t hang up the video communication by doing this~ What a poor child. I can’t even hang up the normal method of hanging up the video communication. It seems that common sense is really a mess~”

“Don’t worry, next time I will definitely defeat you.” Shenwei squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

“Oh, come on. Bye…”

“Wait a minute, there’s one more thing.” Shenwei raised an index finger, the hair on his head was still moving, and said with a smile, “I heard that Uncle Stupid received a 20-year birthday gift last time, so this Second, I also want it to be a birthday present for the eighteenth year.”

“It’s really unfortunate, I’ve been washed down just now, otherwise I’ll definitely take a picture for you.”

“You want to be taken by me .

Kill it?” Although he was still squinting and smiling, a blue vein appeared on Kamui’s forehead.

“So, can I get tomorrow’s share? Not only photos, but also videos.”

“I want… Blackbeard who escaped from the Whitebeard ship.” Kamui continued, “It should be easy for you, right? As far as I know, that black beard is on Earth.”

“Is the orangutan’s butt hair okay? Although it’s not a black beard, the color is about the same.

” If you say there is no problem, then, please. After all, it is the first gift that such a cute nephew asks for, so you will definitely be satisfied?

” “…”

“The head of the fourth division of Chunyu, Hua Tuo, ran away with the money from the organization, isn’t it similar to Blackbeard who killed his companions and ran away?” Shenwei continued, “This is her name. I’ll leave it to you

.”

“If it’s a lollipop, maybe I can buy it for you, but that kind of troublesome gift is fine, goodbye.”

“Actually, there’s another person looking for her, as far as I know, That old acquaintance of the stupid uncle.” Kamui continued calmly, “Although he doesn’t know how to do three swords, he is also blind in one eye.”

“You…”

“It seems to be called Takasugi or something. Yes, I’ve always been active in doing tasks for such a long time in Chunyu. Even our jobs have been taken away a lot.”

“Gao Zai still likes work as always~”

“You should understand, right? That man named Gao Zai is so motivated to do meritorious service…”

“Ah, it’s really troublesome, but since it’s a request from a nephew who isn’t cute at all, then it can only be done a little bit. I got up and moved around a bit, then, let me ask you one last question, is the gift

meant

to be alive?

.” Shenwei smiled, “It doesn’t matter to the soldiers, but that one seems to be the woman that Afu Rabbit liked before. If it is possible, it is better to live.”

“Is that kind of sloppy man?”

“No, Since the last time, Afutu has been trimming his beard every morning. His hair is also trimmed regularly.”

“It seems that kind of guy is not hopeless,” Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth slightly, ” Okay, goodbye then. Leave the gifts to me…”

Before the video was hung up, Jiang Cheng grinned and showed his big white teeth. Except for Shenwei, everyone on the boat felt cold. .

“This man…is so scary across the screen.” Afutu said with lingering fears.

“Is it like this?” Kamui opened his eyes instantly, and his expression became hideous.

“Maybe it’s scary, but compared to him…”

“Hahahaha, then again, the two of us haven’t played against each other for a long time, can you accompany me to practice a little bit?”

“I have a stomachache, go first. Go to the toilet, any of you can practice with the head of the regiment when you have time.” After speaking

, Afutu covered his stomach with a painful expression on his face, turned and left.

——Memories end

dividing line—— “So should I rest earlier today?” Looking at Yueyong’s back, Jiang Cheng thought to himself while pinching his chin.

…

The next morning, the sky was just dawn, and the house of all things.

Shin Baha, who got up early, was huddled in a scarf, complaining about the cold weather while walking up the stairs.

“Ah~ I’m so cold, I’m freezing to death in the morning.” Said, Xin Ba Hao had already gone up to the second floor, but just turned around and found a person wrapped in a blanket and curled up in a ball, leaning against the door of the Master Room. The little girl on the side is sleeping soundly.

The girl has orange hair, and a tuft of hair on her left forehead is tied up and stands up like some kind of artificial hair.

The girl was still snoring, and the snot bubble was still hanging on her nose. It looked like it had frozen.

“Who is this child? He’s drunk?” After a doubtful sentence, Xin Baha came to the girl and squatted down, and said kindly, “Well, I’m sorry to disturb you. If you sleep here, you will catch a cold. Yo. I’m sorry, your snot bubbles are frozen.”

Just after speaking, the snot bubbles hanging in front of the girl’s nose suddenly fell, hitting the ground and making a sound like a light bulb shattering on the ground. sound.

After hearing the sound of shattering, the girl opened her eyes instantly, and then without any hesitation, she lifted the blanket and smashed her knife in the direction of Xin Baha subconsciously.

“Not good! Someone has come to smash the place!” the girl shouted.

boom!

!

The whole wall was pierced by the knife that the girl had not yet drawn.

And Shin Baha, who reacted in an instant, dashed behind him like he was running for his life and avoided the blow.

“You, you…what are you doing!” Xin Baha, who was lying on the ground, raised her head and shouted with lingering fears at the girl who stood up.

“No matter which gang you belong to, if you dare to touch your eldest brother’s finger,” she said, the girl drew out her own knife, “I’ll let you bloom bright red flowers~”

“What are you talking about? !” Xin Baha shouted with spittle flying.

However, the girl didn’t seem to have listened to Xinbaha’s words. After pulling out her knife, she held her hands above her head without any hesitation, and jumped up towards Xinbaha, and was about to chop it down.

“Wait, wait! Wait for me!” Shinbaha shouted anxiously, looking at the girl who was getting closer and closer to him.

Fortunately, when the girl was about to slash down, Kagura in pajamas rubbed her sleepy eyes and kicked the door open to save Shinpachi.

boom!

!

“It was so noisy early in the morning…” Kagura rubbed his eyes, yawned and complained to the girl at Shin Baha, who had leaked his head out of the door.

…

In the morning, in the Dengshi Tavern.

The girl was half-sideways, one hand was back, the other was stretched forward, her legs were slightly bent, and she introduced herself to Xin Baha and the others in front of her: “I’m Tsubaki who just joined the Master’s House as a younger brother. Pingzi! In the future, please take care of Mr. Dengshi too.”

After speaking, Chunpingzi got up and apologized solemnly to Xinbaha, “I really apologized just now, I didn’t know you were the eldest brother’s first younger brother, and made a very rude move. .”

Immediately afterwards, Chunpingzi pulled out his knife and stretched out his left little finger, “Now I will take the responsibility to cut off the little finger. Hmmmm~”

“Hey, what are you doing? Yin Shi’s face was black with blue veins bursting on his face, he grabbed the clump of artificial hair on Chun Pingzi’s head that looked very dull, and then walked towards the door, “I’m not a gangster, I’m also a gangster. I don’t plan to accept my younger brother. Get out of here, you worthless little bastard.”

(PS: The pronunciation of “little bastard” and “Tsubaki Pirako” in Japanese is the same.)

“If my eldest brother and I are in this position, we will definitely be able to become this one. The boss of the Dark Street!” Tsubaki Tsubaki, who was dragged in the air by Gintoki’s hair, still had that natural and refreshing expression, and hurriedly said, “Let’s fall into the dark side together, big brother!”

“When will I? You said you want to be a Black Samurai?!” Yin Shi yelled with blue veins on his face.

(Star Wars Jedi Knight Darth Vader fell into the dark side because of bereavement and became the Dark Knight under the Sith banner.)

“Please, I have nowhere to go.” Chunpingzi pleaded.

“What the hell is going on, that kid…” Looking at Chunpingzi, who was still with Yinshi, Xinbaha squinted Doudou’s eyes, and complained with a black line at the corner of his eyes.

At this moment, Granny Dengshi, who thought of something, turned her head and asked Chunpingzi who was at the door, “Are you…a member of the underworld?”

Hearing the sound, Xinba Haw and Kagura turned around to look at Deng at the same time. Powerful grandmother.

“I’ve heard of it,” Granny Toshi held her hands and closed her eyes, thinking and replied, “The Uegibo family often have disputes with the Jiro family in business. The crazy woman, known as – Ren Zhanpingzi.”

“Huh?! Human Zhan?!” Yin Shi’s whole person was in a bad mood, and he looked at the well-behaved standing beside him with strange eyes, with a very natural and refreshing smile on his face. Tsubaki Pirako, “Is it just this natural stupidity?!”

“This kind of natural stupidity is actually the killer of the underworld?!” Xin Baha groaned loudly in cold sweat.

“It’s not that great either,” Tsubaki Tsubaki replied with a bit of embarrassment, turning his body to one side, twisting his body, “I’m just very good at decorating things with flowers. After

saying that, Tsubaki Pirako clasped his hands together gently and stopped. On his chest, his face also showed full yearning, “You know what?

The more bad people are, the more beautiful flowers they can bloom.

You can cut bright red and beautiful flowers by chopping and chopping~”

“Well, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com I’m really sorry… I just underestimated you and called you natural.

“Xin Ba Hao said in a low voice, then turned around slowly mechanically, and hurriedly sat on the chair in front of the counter, bowing his head and acting like a little transparent

without saying a word. “You said there is no place to go, what is that “family”? Yes, what’s wrong?

Yinshi asked to Chunpingzi.

“It’s gone~” Chunpingzi squinted and smiled and replied, “It was plotted against the head of Jiro’s family, and now there is only a flower field left.

”

Saying that, Chunpingzi twitched again, and Gintoki and Shinbaha’s expressions had completely changed, the same foreheads were all black, and cold sweat poured out on their faces.

“Since I was picked up by the boss, I have been living according to his wishes,” Tsubaki continued, twisting, “so what should I do now, I have no idea. But all I can do is decorate flowers, so I’ve come here. In order to turn the street where Jiro is located, Kabukicho into a bright red flower field~”

After hearing this, Gintoki and Shinhachi had black lines on their faces, and the corners of Shinhachi’s mouth were full of black lines. Still twitching, on the other hand, Kagura didn’t react at all.

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