Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 559

[Chapter 515 : Mastering the initiative of dating is everything!]

In a 100-yen second-hand store in Edo.

“Sarah! Pick any you want! I can buy you whatever you want!” Jiang Cheng patted his chest and said to Yueyong who was standing outside the store behind him.

However, just after he finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng sensed something was wrong, because Yueyong looked a little strange, with her head down, she couldn’t see any expression on her face, and she never said a word.

“That…” Jiang Cheng, who was thinking of something, quickly explained, “Yueyue, you know, all my money is bought for games or taken by Kagura, such a store is already the limit! But, gifts This kind of thing does not distinguish between high and low! I always think so! Sa Sa, pick whatever you want, everything here is only 100 yuan! For the sake of you buying me this 20,000 yuan game, I You can choose two! This is the limit!”

After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there was another half-minute silence.

“That,” Jiang Cheng said with a hurried smile, “it’s really the limit… Can you say something, I’m a little scared when you look like this.”

“Well…” Yueyong’s voice sounded like a mosquito, and then Slowly and mechanically, I stepped into the door of the store with hands and feet.

“Have you fallen in love with an idol group that dances mechanically lately?” Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

“Guest, how about this?” The store manager, who was in his fifties and was about to become a boomerang, had one missing front tooth and said, holding up a milky white chopstick, “This is the town of this hundred-yen shop. The treasure of the store – engagement chopsticks… hairpins.”

“Hey, did you say chopsticks just now? You obviously said chopsticks! It must be hard to change your tongue temporarily!” Jiang Chengbai frantically complained.

“I can see this engagement hairpin… Chopsticks, this lady is really insightful. It has a lot of background.” The boss with reading glasses forcibly shoved the chopsticks in his hands into Yueyong’s hands.

“Hey, why did you change it back again!” Jiang Chengbai complained hard, “What are engagement chopsticks? I’ve never heard of that kind of thing! And aren’t all chopsticks a pair? Why is this only one? One!”

“There’s a reason for this,” the shop owner sighed softly, shook his head and explained in a deep voice, “This chopstick, it was Toyotomi Hideyoshi who wanted to warm Nobun’s feet in the cold winter. The microwave of straw sandals, the chopsticks used to eat hot pot in the morning in the winter. And the other chopstick has been thrown away because it fell into the hot pot.”

“It has nothing to do with it! Why do you eat hot pot in the morning? Why? Microwave oven?” Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes, “In other words, with hot pot, you don’t need to warm Nobunaga’s feet at all, right? Wouldn’t it be better to just invite him to eat hot pot? After eating, your whole body will be warmed up!”

“Ah,

actually I remembered it wrong,” the store manager pushed the glasses on his face and continued, “This chopstick is actually Zhuge Liang and others in the Battle of Chibi, admiring the burning ships in the river, listening to Cao Cao’s side. While eating the chopsticks used in the hot pot.”

“Don’t think that making up such a story can make it appreciate! It’s just useless chopsticks! And there’s only one! ”

Anyway, we have a discount right now, and you can get this engagement chopstick for only 1,000 yuan.” The shop owner ignored Jiang Cheng’s words, and continued on his own, “If you add another 100 yuan, I will personally put the chopsticks in the hot pot.” Pick up the other chopsticks, rinse them, and give them to you.”

“Is it you who dropped the chopsticks into the hot pot?!” Jiang Chengbai complained angrily, “In the end, these chopsticks are just the ones you use to eat the hot pot. Isn’t it a hundred-yen shop? Why do you want a thousand yuan? Do you think I’m an idiot?! Give me a discount, two fifty yuan will do!”

“Guest, you haggle too hard. , you can get up to 50% off.” The store owner replied, “But it’s only responsible for scooping it out, no rinsing service.”

“Ten yuan, give me a good cleaning with disinfectant!” Jiang Cheng said sternly.

“Three hundred yuan! Give me a pair of… No, it’s Nobunaga’s rotten straw sandals!” The shop owner didn’t give in at all.

“Five yuan! Give me your straw sandals and flush them down the toilet! Immediately!”

“One hundred yuan! It’s the limit! At most, I can give me one more antique loincloth that Cao Cao has worn for 30 years!”

“No loincloth, fifty yuan is my last bottom line!” His expression became solemn, “Otherwise we… will go to the next one. As far as I know, there are more than you in Edo’s hundred-yen stores~”

“You boy!” There’s no way, it’s all about this, okay!”

…

Four o’clock in the afternoon, on the way back to Yoshihara.

“That, is it really okay?” Jiang Cheng asked Yueyong, who kept his head down and kept silent, “The dirty chopsticks used by the stinky old man, even if they have been disinfected, are still full of old and smelly chopsticks. Is it alright? If you don’t like it, you can throw it away, and you might catch some kind of virus if you use those chopsticks.”

“But…but…you can.” Yueyong replied in a low voice with her head lowered.

“Well, wait a moment for me,” Jiang Cheng, who suddenly found something, stopped, turned and walked to the other side, “I’ll be back soon.”

Three minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was holding a small octopus ball in his hand Cheng came to Yueyong’s side and handed the lunch box in his hand to Yueyong.

“Eat, even if it’s just compensation.” Jiang Cheng said casually.

“Oh… um.” Yueyong took the lunch box in Jiang Cheng’s hand, and then asked in a low voice, “How…how…how…how?”

“What?” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong in confusion.

“Chopsticks… No, how about the hairpins?”

At this time, Jiang Chengcai discovered that Yueyong had tied the two chopsticks on his head as hairpins.

“Very good.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

【About…Date!

This is dating!

】Yue Yong lowered his head and thought to himself as he walked, 【This is the date that Sun Rin talked about when he had breakfast today!

Men and women go shopping together, give each other gifts, and eat together!

Next is… watching a movie, and…]

Thinking of this, Yueyong raised her head and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief, “This man… what happened today?

!

Does he…really…really want to do that to me?

!

How to do how to do?

!

What should be done in this situation?

!

】

“Oh! Today there is a re-screening of “Transformers” one or two! Watching the two together is only 150 yuan, and you will get popcorn and a big glass of Coke!” Suddenly I saw a post from an old movie theater on the roadside. The poster’s Jiang Cheng was instantly attracted, then turned his head and shouted excitedly, “Yueyue! Can I go back later today? Can I watch this?!”

[Late…go back later!

This man, today…do you really have that kind of plan today?

!

】Yue Yong’s pupils shrank suddenly, looking at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

“Yes.” Yueyong replied lightly, but there was a different scene in his heart, “You can be tall!

Am I an idiot?

!

Why did you say that!

I’m obviously not ready yet!

]

…

This dilapidated cinema has only one screening hall, and it is very old. The staff…except for the little gangster at the door who is chewing gum and selling tickets, who seems to have no motivation and courtesy. nobody else.

The floor of the projection hall was also full of all kinds of littering garbage, and there were even a few waste people who could be called garbage sleeping on the seats.

“Yo, little brother, you guys come to the movies too!” Hasegawa, holding a wine bottle, greeted Jiang Cheng.

“The little brother who gave me wine last time, Saxi ignored it.” Uncle Musashi, who was also sitting on a certain seat holding a bottle of wine, shouted to Jiang Cheng drunkenly.

“That…” Jiang Cheng, who sat down at a certain seat with coke and popcorn, asked Yueyong, who was standing beside him, with a blank expression.

“Why did you come with me too? Do you…like robots too?”

“Um…um.” Yueyong, who was completely immersed in her own world, bowed her head and squeaked in response.

“Really?! Do you like robots too?!” Jiang Cheng said in surprise, “I didn’t show it before! Then, just keep quiet and watch the movie! The first two are my favorites! ”

Well…” Yueyong, who couldn’t hear what Jiang Cheng was saying, replied again.

…

At ten o’clock in the evening, Jiang Cheng walked out of the movie theater with his tears in his eyes, and behind him was Yueyong, who lowered his head and said nothing.

“Too…too moving!” Jiang Cheng shouted with tears in his eyes, “Even in such a dirty and disgusting movie theater, it’s still very moving! Romance! The giant shape-shifting robot is always there at all times. The romance of a man! Yueyue, do you understand?! If you are someone who also likes robots, you should understand?!”

“Uh… um.” Yueyong replied again.

“Well, I always feel that something is wrong with you today.” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, “There are few surprises today, does it really matter? Is there any discomfort in your body? Do you want to take a break before going back?”

【 rest!

This is it!

Sun Wheel said it this morning!

Men usually use this reason to trick women into that kind of place when dating, and then move on to the next step!

】Yueyong thought to himself, 【Oops!

In this case…]

“Then…let’s take a break…” Yueyong lowered her head and whispered back.

【What am I talking about!

If you do that kind of thing with a man like that, you’re done!

Not only… but life is over!

】 Yueyong scolded herself for not being able to live up to her expectations.

“You…could it be…that one is coming?” Jiang Cheng approached, pinching his chin and looking at Yueyong’s face suspiciously.

【Is this… what kind of confirmation?

!

Always thought this man was… a vegetarian, but turned out to be a carnivore?

!

The situation has become more and more passive, and if it continues like this, he may really take the initiative!

no!

I’m… going to fight back!

At least, I want to master the last initiative!

】

“Yueyue?”

“I’m fine, but it’s you, you won’t fall asleep suddenly, right?” Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly, and said coldly.

“Huh? Why should I go to sleep? Today is not the middle of the month.” Jiang Cheng showed a strange expression on his face.

【Stop it!

This man… can’t be underestimated!

In other words, this man thought he had the initiative all day today, so he could take the initiative to the end as a matter of course!

horrible!

This man is really scary!

I’ve never seen him like this before!

Was it hidden by him?

!

But, I can’t lose!

Absolutely can’t lose!

The best coping strategy at this time is…]

“Don’t think too much, just worry that Nit, who stays in the room every day and plays games, can’t keep up with his physical strength.” A look of disdain.

“Ha?! Who are you underestimating? Do you think I’ll get tired after walking a few steps? I’m not a kid.” Jiang Cheng folded his hands and snorted, unhappy.

【Not even an inch!

!

】Yue Yong’s whole body is not well, and he thought to himself, 【This man…】

“Why didn’t you speak again?” Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, “Ah, no, you are really weird today, what the hell is wrong with you? Are you upset with me? Are you upset that I bought you such a gift? It’s okay with me, right? If you don’t like it, you should say it at the time, and I’m not going to compensate you for it? Isn’t that little ball just compensation? Why do you still…”

[Well, forget it, I can’t stand against such a man… Now, there is only one way…]

Thinking about it, Yueyong took out several kunai from her body. Before Jiang Cheng could react, he slammed everything into Jiang Cheng’s head.

“Okay, that’s it. Your condition is really not good today.” With that, Yueyong dragged the collar of Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the ground with rolled eyes and still twitching, and started to move towards Go in the direction of Yoshihara.

“I…did I do something bad?” Jiang Cheng, who was already unconscious, murmured, “Why…why do you treat me like this…”

…

The next morning, Yoshihara.

With a thick bandage wrapped around his head, Jiang Cheng sat at the dining table and stared at Yueyong opposite.

“Hey, can you explain it now? Why did you do that to me yesterday? I

just passed out because of excessive blood loss.”

road.

In an instant, several blue veins burst out on Jiang Cheng’s face, “Ha?! What do you mean by upset?! I’m also upset! I’m also upset when someone pierces my head with holes! Do you want to fight?! You bastard. Ah!”

“Be quiet when you eat, UU reading www.sonicmtl.com Poor Chai Nit.”

“Although I don’t know what it means, but I do feel the contempt in your words…” Jiang Cheng The blue veins on his forehead seemed to burst out, “Hey, stinky woman, I will never bear you again today…”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he was hit by a few more kunai on his forehead.

“I’m full.” After speaking softly, Yueyong got up and dragged the back collar of Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the table and rolled his eyes because of Kunai, turned and walked towards the door, “We Going to patrol.”

“They…every day, every day.” Qingta pouted and muttered silently.

“Yes, but maybe for that child, this way of getting along is more accustomed to it. Of course. It must also be for that man.”

Sun Wheel smiled and replied, and then turned to look at the person who had gone far. Yueyong’s back, I saw that there were two more milky white chopsticks that were washed and cleaned on Yueyong’s head…