Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 553

[Chapter 510: The real Shura field is terrible!]

“Hey, spare me, these bastards are just playing with me.” Jiang Changchang sighed and said with a bit of love, “If it’s like this, I’d rather see OOO and OOO and others. OOO’s birth report.”

“So, Brother Jiang Cheng, who are OOO, OOO, and OOO?”

“Hey? Don’t you know?” Jiang Cheng asked back with a puzzled look, “It’s the friend of the writer who hit the street. In reality, the author attended four weddings in October last year, and three of them gave birth to children last month.”

“Is there…is there some problem with the timing? Why do you get married in October and have children in June next year?” Ah…” Qingta spit out expressionlessly.

“Who knows~” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, and then showed a very disdainful look, “Cut, no matter who said, “Ah~ I really don’t feel it, and I became a parent without knowing it~ I don’t know. Can I play the role of a father (mother) well, ah, I’m so nervous~”, I’m sick to death!

If you’re worried about being a bad parent, just put an OOO on me!

By the time you got married, you were already pregnant!

It’s all about being a parent and getting married!

Why can you say such things in a chat group at such a time?

Big fire!

It’s so hot!

The child’s full moon wine doesn’t want to go at all!

Say, give me my money back!

Give me back the gift money from the wedding!

”

That…” After Qing Tai was silent for a long time, she silently complained, “Who are you…?

”

…

“Well, Jiang Cheng, someone sent a marriage report!”

“Qingtai looked at the New Year card in her hand and said in surprise.

After listening, Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the greeting card in Qingtai’s hand, only to see the sturdy Yin Shi in a suit and a wedding dress holding a bunch of them on the card. The little ape with roses hugged at the door of the church.

“I’m married, Amy~ I’m really sorry for taking the lead~ Thank you for the blind date venue specified by the game OTAKU~”

“It seems that this letter needs to be answered carefully,” said Then, Jiang Cheng picked up the pen and started writing on the blank greeting card in front of him.

“I wish the two of you a good relationship for a hundred years and love each other. I want to be lingering like natto all my life, and I will smell each other for a lifetime. – Jiang Cheng.”

“That… Jiang Cheng, is this a marriage scam?” He murmured, “Is there another person under Yinsang’s neck? It was created with an unskilled PS software, right?”

“You won’t understand, Qingtai,” Jiang Cheng held up his hand and shook it. Shaking his head and closing his eyes, he said in a deep voice, “Girls, when taking pictures, you will definitely retouch pictures. Whether it’s an ugly girl or a beautiful girl, she only cares about retouching pictures for herself, and she doesn’t care about others at all. The final result is that she is the only one. One person looks prominent, and

the rest look like they live in other worlds. Just like this photo, Gintoki looks like he lives in another world.”

“That’s it!” Qing Too crazy nodded, and then picked up a card again, “So, does this Jiang Cheng also live in another world?”

“The three of them live happily together every day, and it feels like they will ascend to heaven two times. Come on~ Mr. Jiang Cheng, please don’t pity us! – Waidomaru, Ge Ye (ps: After attending the wedding, please go to Yuno’s house to pick up our shrine)” The

accompanying picture is a cutout of Jiang Cheng’s avatar, but it is completely below the neck A certain girl wearing Onmyoji’s costume, with Heidomaru and Kuzuha beside her.

“Kill them! I will definitely kill them this time!” Jiang Cheng snatched the postcard in Qingta’s hand and tore it to pieces, “What are you doing without permission! This time, the two of them will go to heaven with one shot? !”

Jiang Cheng’s voice just fell, and two unknown objects wrapped in quilts with excited faces flew in from outside the window.

“Lord Jiang Cheng! Come on! Just wait for your words!” Ge Ye shouted excitedly, there seemed to be no clothes under his neck… “I have fox ears and fox tails! Men will definitely like it very much. Lord Jiang Cheng, don’t take pity on me! Come on!”

“Hurry up! I can’t wait! Gao Tianyuan… I’m here!” The Wai Dao Maru, who also had an excited face, shouted excitedly.

“Wash inside!!”

At the same time as he shouted, Jiang Cheng’s white eyes and blue veins burst, and the two of them, together with the bedding, were kicked out of the window with force.

“That, Brother Jiang Cheng,” Qingta

on the side reminded blankly, holding a thick stack of New Year’s cards, “it’s useless, they sent a lot.”

Ah! It’s too unnatural! It’s that disgusting sister-in-law with her head down!”

“It seems that there are congratulatory cards sent.”

“Hey? When is the wedding coming? Why didn’t you tell me? By the way, have you read the last page of the jump? Remember to lend it to me when you’re done reading it. — Quanzo.”

“As expected of Mr. Jiang Cheng. , Happy newlyweds.——All members of the Ghost Soldiers.(ps: After learning that Mr. Jiang Cheng got married, Mr. Jinzhu seems to be a little lost, and he has been unhappy for several days-Wan Zhai)”

“That, Oupaixing’s That beautiful officer seems to be very interested in your wedding, Jiang Chengjun. He will bring the entire planet’s fleet to earth to congratulate you, so I will take them to earth by the way. Don’t worry, I will be able to catch up with the wedding. Yes, ah ha ha ha. – Tatsuma Sakamoto.”

“As expected of you, ah ha ha ha! But not as good as me! Christ and I not only remarried, we even have children! Like Seimei! – Doman”

Doman’s greeting card shows a family of three holding a child, but the faces have been replaced by Doman, Yuno, and Seimei.

“Hey! What the hell did these guys do!” Jiang Cheng’s whole body was bad, but then he suddenly discovered something, “Hey…wait, wait, wait! The head on the girl on this greeting card is wrong. Was it taken from that card?! Did you write it together while you were together?! Is the relationship between the two families so good now?! By the way, where did my body go? My body Where is it?!”

“Here…” Harita said, pointing to a card.

“I can give you the head, but can I leave the body for me? It can be used by those who practice surgery. —A certain number one plastic surgeon in the universe.”

The picture shows Jiang Cheng’s body.

“It seems that Yaoyan has spread all over the place,” Qingtai looked at the countless greeting cards spread out on the table, “Not only the earth, but also the universe… It seems that things are getting more and more troublesome…”

“Haha…” Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, with a badly played expression, “Earth is over, let’s all die together…hehe…hehe…”

“Even the “gorilla in that group of guys” was sent.

Looking at a card on the table, Qingta murmured.

“Happy wedding! It would be great if our children could go to school together. Look, he looks like Shinhachi-kun, right? Speaking of my apprentice, master The method I taught you seems to be able to be used proficiently, and the master is very relieved.”

The picture also shows a couple holding a child, but the three have been replaced by Shin Baha, A Miao, and Kondo.

“I wish your family of three to be happy forever in hell…” Jiang Cheng mechanically raised his pen and wrote on the greeting card, with only a broken Honkai smile left on his face, “No, it’s everyone together forever in hell. Happiness…hehe…”

“Calm down! Brother Jiang Cheng!” Qingta hurriedly shook Jiang Cheng’s shoulders, “This kind of misunderstanding is just a misunderstanding, it can definitely be solved! A fief will solve the misunderstanding! The earth still has time!”

“Oh, yes, the earth still has time, but…I have no time…” Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the huge muzzle of the black hole that protruded from the window at some point and the side exposed A few bright scalpels came, “Qingta, if you can stand up, run quickly, they won’t even be affected by children… Hehe, goodbye, my life…”

Seeing the bad situation, Qing Tai turned around and stood up and ran out.

…

In an open space in Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was tied up tightly, was stuffed into a large gun muzzle, facing the sky at a 90-degree angle.

Next to the cannon stood three women, one was a woman in a green military uniform and a military cap, with an explosive figure, with long drifting blue hair, a cold expression, and a woman holding a cigarette bag in one hand.

The other is wearing a white lab coat with a white shirt with an unbuttoned neck that is stretched out. He has long red hair, lit a lady’s cigarette, and has a tear mole under the corner of his right eye, with the same expression. Cool woman.

As for the last one, it was Yueyong who held a cigarette stick and had an indifferent expression.

“That… long time no see, you two.” Jiang Cheng said to the two women in front of him with sweat on his face.

The girl in military uniform just glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and then raised her hand and hooked her fingers to the subordinate in charge of the cannon.

“Earth’s New Year… Sure enough, you still need some fireworks, don’t you think? Scumbag owes her ex-boyfriend…” The man in the white coat breathed out a cigarette and said indifferently.

“That! Yueyue! Help me!” Jiang Cheng hurriedly turned his head to Yueyue to ask for help, “please! Help me——!!”

“You better go earlier. Die…” Yue Yong’s eyes were extremely cold.

“Hey! Sakamoto! What have you done?!” Jiang Cheng roared at Sakamoto, who was beside him with white eyes.

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“Ahahaha, it has nothing to do with me, it’s just business.” Sakamoto, who was standing in front of the members of the fast support team, scratched his head and laughed, “Speaking of which, should you buy today’s wine?”

Looking at the ignited lead, Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted in a broken voice, “Don’t—!!”

However, no one paid him any attention.

After a loud bang, Jiang Chenghe… ascended to heaven.

Watching the huge fireworks explode in the sky and listening to Jiang Cheng’s screams in the sky, the faces of the three women showed a bit of pleasure at the same time.

“Close the team!” The woman in military uniform turned around and shouted without looking back, very neat.

“Goodbye by fate.” The woman in the white coat glanced at Yueyong, and after saying this casually, she turned around and left.

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