Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 552
[Chapter 509: Write the New Year’s card for me with a brush!]
One day in January, Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng’s room.
“Ah, it’s so troublesome…” Jiang Cheng was lying on the table with a look of hopelessness, “Why do human beings have a troublesome month like the first month? Can’t change it to eleven months? It won’t work directly from February. Is it?”
“No matter how much you complain, you still have to read and reply to these New Year cards one by one.” Qingtai reminded kindly.
Looking at the four high and four-stacked New Year’s cards on the table, Jiang Cheng held his head and shouted frantically, “Ah! Why do you have to send such troublesome things! Obviously group texting is so convenient now! Just write a New Year’s greetings group and send it out! Why do you have to be obsessed with this troublesome way! Are you an idiot?! Are all of you idiots?! What do you say Happy New Year, where is the New Year?! This work is originally a Conch-Miss model, and you will never grow older!”
“Hey—? Is that so?” Qing Tai deliberately dragged a long note, squinting Doudou’s eyes and spit out expressionlessly, ” Obviously you are the happiest New Year this year, right? Reuniting with your sister’s family on Earth, going to karaoke on New Year’s Eve, visiting shrines, etc., can I ask you to recall your days? Tian’s expression, can you still say such a thing when you see that expression?”
“I just can’t understand it!” Jiang Cheng shouted in collapse, “Why do you insist on sending New Year’s cards? This kind of thing is fundamental You don’t need it! Just keep this blessing in your heart! I can feel it! Everyone can feel it! Search! That’s right! That’s it, so there is no need to look at these greeting cards at all, everyone’s heart I already understand everything! Similarly, I believe that everyone can understand what I mean!”
“I know how big you are!” Qingta raised her face and stretched her neck, shouting, “Anyway, don’t complain, hurry up and give it to me. Reply! You bastard OTAKU! I have already volunteered to help you on behalf of Sister Yueyong, why can I still complain so much?”
“Cut!” He spat heavily.
“But then again, what happened to you and Sister Yueyong?” Qingtai asked casually as she lowered her head and wrote a reply, “I always feel that something is wrong with the two of you since the New Year. Whether it’s during dinner or other times. The two of them didn’t even talk.”
“You know,” Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, “it should be said that there is no one day right for that woman three hundred and sixty-five days a year.”
“I really don’t understand .
What about you two~”
“Shut up the little brat who doesn’t understand anything!”
“Bah!” Qingta turned her face away and spat softly, and then pushed a stack of New Year cards in front of Jiang Cheng. “Anyway, hurry up, I have to finish writing it all today.
”
So, an hour later…
“Ha…” Jiang Cheng lay down on the table with a brush in his hand and sighed heavily, “Write whatever you feel like writing. It’s not finished, it’s so troublesome… Just writing “Happy New Year” feels like a day is not enough… By the way, why do you write so energetically?
Why are you so happy?
Is it because you usually have too few scenes that you want to write about your current situation in it?
”
“It’s not… it’s not!”
“Qingta hurriedly put away the New Year’s card that looked like a diary in her hand.
“Where’s the dojo?”
Jiang Cheng asked again, “Don’t you want to go to the dojo during the holidays?
”
Today, Sister A Miao and Brother Xin Baji said they don’t need to go,” Qing Tai waved her hand back quickly, “because they have to write greeting cards at home.”
”
Really, pay so much tuition to at least give me a little more serious teaching…” Jiang Cheng mumbled unhappily, “What’s going on?”
That kind of half-baked dojo.
”
Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, and instantly took out the New Year’s card in front of Qingtai.
“Hey, what’s going on?”
Are you still going to give him this kind of greeting card?
“Jiang Cheng asked blankly.
“Think of at least politely expressing congratulations.”
“Qingta scratched the back of her head and laughed awkwardly.
“It’s definitely not showing off or anything else, just to let me know by the way that this year’s Taiga drama… Shinsengumi Toshizo Hijikata, the deputy head of the Shinsengumi group, will appear – Shizuo Hijikata.”
“Congratulations! Show it off! Drink a carload of mayonnaise and the calories will explode!” Jiang Chengbai scolded and tore the New Year’s card in his hand to shreds.
(ps: In the 2021 Dahe drama “Rush to the Blue Sky”, Keita Machida plays the supporting role Toshizo Hijikata.) “Okita-
san has also been sent.” Qingta said holding a New Year’s card.
“So Wu? I thought he wouldn’t send this kind of thing with that kind of personality.” Jiang Cheng took the New Year’s card in Qingta’s hand, turned to the back and glanced at it.
“The Shinsengumi (the Shinsengumi) also came on the stage with the hitchhiker of the earthwork.”
“Is it over yet?!” Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand to shreds again, “Give me enough, bastard. We!”
“That, Brother Jiang Cheng, it’s useless.” Qingtai pointed to the dozens of greeting cards laid out on the table and said, “All of them were sent by them.”
“That, Qingtai,” Jiang Cheng said. Blue veins jumped on his forehead, but even so, he still managed to hold back his anger and narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face, “What do you think about those guys in the future using “that group of guys” and “one of that group of guys” instead ?
Their names no longer need to appear in this work!
Totally unnecessary!
”
“Then “one of those guys” sent some different New Year’s cards from those.
Saying that, Qingta handed a greeting card to Jiang Cheng.
Looking at the card with “red bean bread” written in her hand and the black resentment emitting between the lines, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time, and then rubbed it directly. It became a ball and threw it forcefully towards the window.
“Brother Jiang Cheng, it’s useless, “one of those guys” also sent a lot of the same.
” Harita pointed to dozens of New Year’s cards with the same content on the table and reminded.
“Then take it all and throw it away!” Jiang Chengbai roared, “What happened to that virginity? Although I heard that a virgin who is over thirty years old can be a full-time magician, but this is no ordinary magician anymore. Right?! This is a dark magician, right! There is an incredible dark aura between the lines!”
“That, Brother Jiang Cheng…” Qingtai reminded in a low voice, “You just seemed to give “that group of guys” One of the “promoted…”
“Ah!
shit!
Only then did Jiang Cheng react, he covered his mouth quickly, and continued muttering, “I accidentally complained…”
(Kita Machida, who played the three-year-old Hijikata in this year’s Dahe drama, also starred in last year’s drama. The romantic comedy “I’m still a virgin when I’m 30, it seems that I’ll become a magician”, and won the Best Supporting Actor Award at the 106th Japanese Drama Academy Award for this drama.)
“Well, Sakamoto-san also sent it.
“Qingtai said, holding up a card.
“Huh?”
Is it a horse?
Jiang Cheng took the greeting card from Qingta’s hand. “To be honest, it’s been a long time since I saw him appear. His scene in the Christmas chapter was also cut. I’m still very grateful to him for going to that planet to take over Jiang Hua’s sister.” Yes, there is no way, let him play once this time.
”
“Supporting role? What is that? Ten years ago, Dahe drama “Ryoma” was the protagonist! Your level is too low!”
(2010, Dahe drama “Ryoma Biography”)
“Who are you sending this to?” !” Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand to shreds in an instant, “How many years ago did this happen?! Is it really okay to take it out at such a time?! As for the old account from ten years ago? Flip it! Don’t show up again! From today you are “the idiot captain of another group of guys”!
The real name will never appear again!
”
That, Brother Jiang Cheng, “the vice captain of the other group of guys” also sent.
”
“Huh?”
Is that woman?
”
Even if you tear it up, it’s useless.”
In an instant, the expression on Jiang Cheng’s face froze.
“The other group of guys also sent.
Qingta pointed to the dozens of cards spread out on the table and said.
Looking at the alternate cards with the same content as the previous two, Jiang Cheng instantly had the urge to flip the table, “Bastard!
From now on, they will all be “one of those guys”!
Stop trying to use your real name!
Absolutely impossible!
”
“Brother Jiang Cheng!”
“Qingtai suddenly found something, and stared at the greeting card in her hand, “Ghost… Ghost Soldiers also sent it!”
”
” Tall boy ?
Gao Zai and the others have more scenes than “the other group of guys”, right?
“Jiang Cheng said casually, and at the same time took the New Year’s card from Qingta’s hand, “It must be some kind of middle school and literary words, right?
That guy still cherishes his character.
”
Ten years ago, the Great River Raiders Team (Ghost Soldiers) also made an appearance—all the Ghost Soldiers.”
“Are you so nostalgic too?!” Jiang Cheng scolded angrily with his blue veins bursting, “Still talking about this Do the bastards just want to appear like that?! No way! I will never appear for you again! By the way, didn’t you just make a cameo at Inosuke-kun next door?! Enough is enough! It’s enough for all the staff to be nurses!”
“Gui Sang has also sent it!” Qingtai exclaimed.
“A wig? Just throw it away.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, “You don’t need to look at that kind of thing at all, just throw it in the trash.” “That…”
Inosuke -kun
In fact, he’s a good boy, I also appeared on Inosuke-kun’s side, and the two-chapter personal special, hehe~ Then, in fact, I’ve been waiting under the window…”.
”
“Hey, you are tall!”
Jiang Cheng rushed to the window in an instant, and when he opened the window, he lifted his foot and kicked Gui, who was squatting outside the window, into the street, “Give me death!”
”
It’s useless, he also sent a lot.
Harita pointed to a pile of greeting cards sent by Katsura on the table, or should be said to be a reminder.
“Sure enough, the serious and stubborn character is His Excellency Kubei?”
“Sure enough, you don’t need me when you have Lord Kubei?”
…
“Who is Lord Kube? My substitute?”
“Hey! That last sentence is really disgusting!”
…
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