Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 538

[Chapter 495: In the eyes of some people, the word sister sounds romantic!]

Yoshihara.

“Nuo, Aru’s birthday present from Mommy.” Kagura squinted Doudou’s eyes, his left little finger poked his nostrils, and his right hand holding something stretched out to Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground.

Looking at the gift box in Kagura’s hands, which had obviously been opened more than one round and was tattered, Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly: “Hey, is something wrong?”

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng took out the communication from his arms. He pointed at the exquisite gift box in the photo above and said, “It should be like this, right? Sister Jiang Hua has already sent me a text message in advance.”

“Nothing is wrong Aru,” Kagura said calmly, ” Although the packaging looks tattered, it is also possible that it was bumped on the spacecraft to become such Aru. It is definitely not that we want to open it because we are curious, and it is definitely not that we were accidentally hit by a big truck when we came. Run over Aru from the top! And don’t worry, the clothes inside are just a little stained and rotten a little bit, just sew with a little needle and thread and Aru!”

“You have just finished all the passing Say it!” Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly came to his senses, “Is there clothes inside?”

“Ah, the long gown (China dress) made by Mommy herself.

Lu.” Kagura replied casually, “Anyway, my uncle wouldn’t wear this kind of thing. After all, he has been wearing this kimono since his appearance, so he definitely wouldn’t want to wear this kind of thing, Aru. So It doesn’t matter if it’s broken.”

“Indeed…” Jiang Cheng took the gift box in Kagura’s hand and nodded subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted, “Hey, don’t try to escape guilt with this kind of reason! What to wear? Clothes are my freedom, but don’t run away from the responsibility of breaking this dress!”

“Cut, it’s useless anyway~” Kagura spit, spread out his hands, and said indifferently, “And my uncle It’s almost thirty years old, so there’s no need for a birthday gift, Aru, and besides, we were originally in Miss Conch’s mode, and it’s too strange for only my uncle to celebrate his birthday alone.”

“Kagura, next month’s pocket flower. The money is halved.” Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura lightly.

“No Aru!” Kagura instantly expressed his dissatisfaction, and put both hands on Jiang Cheng’s shoulders at the same time. He thought he was acting like a spoiled child, but in fact used a lot of strength to constantly shake Jiang Cheng’s shoulders and cry. He shouted: “You can’t just deduct my pocket money for such a fundamental thing, Aru, pocket money is the most important thing for a little girl of this age! I can’t get any salary, if there is no pocket money, I will Aru, who will definitely die! No! Absolutely not! You can’t lose a single penny of your pocket money, Aru!”

“If you keep shaking it, I may die… Kagura…” Jiang Cheng reminded, “If you die, From now on, you won’t have a penny of pocket money…”

“Little uncle~” Kagura changed his attack instantly, covering his eyes and sobbing.

“Even if you put on such a battle, it’s useless to me.” Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, “I’ve already been immune to your tear attack.”

“Cut!”

“Hey, you If you cut it again, there will be no pocket money next month.” Jiang Cheng showed a look of contempt, but then suddenly thought of something, and secretly hooked the corner of his mouth, “Well, that’s what I said, but If you can keep my next words in your mind, next month’s pocket money can be doubled~”

“Really, Aru?!” Kagura exclaimed in surprise.

“Well, really.” Jiang Cheng nodded, then cleared his throat while showing tenderness on his face, and slowly began to tell, “Kagura, I’m sorry, I haven’t told you the truth. But, maybe it’s time now. It’s time to tell you the truth! That’s right! Your real father is not that bald man at all, but…”

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng’s forehead was inserted straight into Kunai, accompanied by “呲——” The sound of blood spurting out, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell straight down, falling into a pool of blood.

“Yueyue!” Kagura looked towards the door and shouted in surprise.

Yueyong nodded slightly as a response, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching while lying on the ground, with a look of contempt, and reminded lightly, “Don’t inculcate that kind of random character relationship into children. ”

“Why are you just making it up?!” The resurrected Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kuwu on his forehead, stood up, and retorted with white eyes, “Just wait until that bald man gets a divorce! I’m Kagura’s next father!”

“Jiang Cheng!” Gui’s voice suddenly came from the side, “I didn’t expect… I didn’t expect you to be a good friend! I’m really touched! Why haven’t you told me after knowing each other for so many years? Tell me about this kind of thing sooner. Wouldn’t it be good if you came out? You all like NTR or something…”

“No, my uncle is just an incredible sister-control, Aru.” Kagura reminded loudly with squinted Doudou’s eyes.

Looking at Gui, who was wearing women’s clothes, who was standing outside the window, whose tears could not stop, Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly: “Who is your friend? And why can you run so naturally at such a time? Come out? Why is it still women’s clothing? There are too many places to complain?”

“I just…”

“Enough!” Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop, “Don’t go on! I don’t want to hear it at all!”

said After all, Jiang Cheng didn’t give Gui a chance to speak again. After raising his hand and coughing, the two Baihua members instantly appeared on both sides of Gui. disappear.

“Anyway…” Jiang Cheng turned his head and continued, but when he saw the empty room, he was stunned for a moment, “Ah, where is the person?”

…

Jiang Cheng sat cross-legged on the floor, holding his hands and looking in front of him There was a tattered gift box on the low table, and he didn’t make up his mind to open the box for a long time, even when he saw the corner of the light blue gown exposed.

After another long while, Jiang Cheng made a move, but instead of opening the gift box, he took out the communicator from his arms and glanced at the messages and photos opened by Jiang Hua again.

“Twenty years’ birthday present…” Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then withdrew the communicator and tentatively reached out and opened the gift box.

Looking at the light cyan gown whose both sleeves were ripped off and covered with stains, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed heavily.

“Can this really be called just a little rotten? You can’t even see the original face…”

“Need help?” Sun Wheel’s voice came from the direction of the door. I’m pretty good at work.”

“No, I don’t need it.” Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused without hesitation, “I won’t wear this kind of thing anyway! So there’s no need!”

“Well, then don’t bother. “The sun wheel turned the wheelchair and slowly turned away.

…

A few minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was holding needles and thread in his hand and had been stabbed in unknown numbers of wounds, stared blankly at the unchanging green gown on the table.

【Am I an idiot?

!

】Jiang Cheng slandered in his heart, 【Why did you refuse so happily?

!

It’s impossible to fix this kind of thing on your own anyway!

what to do?

What should I do now!

Looking for the sun wheel again?

don’t want!

It’s so humiliating so definitely don’t!

】

“Hey, do you need help?” Yue Yong’s faint voice came from the direction of the window.

“What…what…” Jiang Cheng quickly hid his hands behind his back, and twitched the corners of his mouth and said a little embarrassedly.

“I’m the gift on your table, if you’re distressed…”

“No need!” Jiang Cheng instantly refused, and deliberately made a nonchalant expression, “I wouldn’t wear this kind of thing anyway. There’s no need to spend that kind of unnecessary effort!”

“Well, since you said so, then forget it.” After that, Yueyong turned around and left slowly.

【Why do I have to be brave!

】Jiang Cheng thought frantically with his head in his arms, “Who… Who is going to tell me what to do now!

I can’t do this kind of work that girls can do as a man!

Ah ah ah!

Sister Jiang Hua, tell me how to do it!

】

“Jiang Cheng sama, are you worried?” The voice of Miss Baihua suddenly came from outside the window.

【Yo Xi!

Make sure to speak up this time!

】Jiang Cheng made a decision in his heart, then raised his head with a clean smile, “Actually…”

“Allah! Lord Jiang Cheng wouldn’t want to wear such clothes!” A young lady Baihua exclaimed, interrupting Jiang Cheng’s words.

“It’s definitely impossible,” another Miss Baihua said. “How could Jiang Cheng sama wear that kind of clothes? If you wear that kind of clothes, you won’t be Jiang Cheng sama.

” I am not me if I grow clothes!

】Jiang Cheng thought angrily, 【And I haven’t planned to wear it yet!

I just want to fix it!

】

“That’s right, when it comes to Jiang Cheng sama, as expected, it’s the same gray kimono with fish scales on the shoulders and a peace knot that doesn’t change in all seasons. That’s Jiang Cheng sama.” Another one. Miss Baihua agreed.

【Is my existence determined by clothes?

!

】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【No!

Not at all!

It has nothing to do with my clothes!

I am me even without clothes!

】

“But, does Jiang Cheng’s sama have something like that on his desk mean that Jiang Cheng sama wants to wear that…”

“Don’t get me wrong!” Jiang Cheng interrupted with a faint voice, “It just happened to receive such a thing. It’s just a gift, although I didn’t mean to wear it, but it was broken during transportation, so…”

“I don’t want to wear it anyway, it will be broken if it is broken…” A Miss Baihua is very indifferent Then he smiled and greeted Jiang Cheng, “We’re off to patrol, goodbye, Jiang Cheng sama.”

“Oh… oh…” Jiang Cheng lowered his head and responded, “You guys come on…”

…

” How can it be repaired! Even one person has to repair it!”

Jiang Cheng locked the door and the window, then took out his mobile phone and began to search for the correct sewing method, constantly learning.

Finally, after a whole day’s hard work, and the fingers were punctured many times, the light blue gown was successfully repaired by Jiang Cheng.

If you ignore the bloodstains on the gown, it will be repaired in a decent way.

However, even if the repair is completed, Jiang Cheng faces a new problem, that is, should he try it on?

[Now that everyone is gone, and no one sees it, there is no problem with simply trying it on, right?

】Jiang Cheng looked at the blue gown hanging on the wall in front of him, pinched his chin and thought, “Of course it’s not that I want to try it on myself, I just feel that I can’t live up to Sister Jiang Hua’s wishes, so I just try it on when no one is there. It doesn’t matter, right?

Right?

】

Jiang Cheng, who persuaded himself in his heart, slowly took off the kimono jacket on his body, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and tentatively reached out to the light blue gown in front of him.

“Hey, dinner is ready…” With the sound of the door, Yueyong’s voice came in from the door.

Jiang Cheng, who was frightened, looked at Yue Yong who was at the door and hurriedly defended, “That’s not what you think! I definitely don’t want to wear this kind of long gown! I just feel hot! I just feel at home. You still don’t need to wear the kimono outside!”

“Well, whatever you want, come and eat quickly.”

…

Dinner time.

Jiang Cheng tugged at the food in the bowl while secretly observing Yueyong’s reaction. After seeing Yueyong as usual, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

【Yo Xi!

It doesn’t appear to be suspected!

As expected of me, the acting is flawless!

】

“That, Brother Jiang Cheng…” Qingtai on the side said suddenly, “You have been glancing at Sister Yueyong from time to time since just now, what happened to the two of you?”

“No, UU Reading www.sonicmtl .com no no no no! Nothing!” Jiang Cheng replied quickly.

Hearing the sound, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

After the meal, Jiang Cheng slipped back to his room without stopping. After locking the door, he did not hesitate to come to the wall in the living room where the light blue gown was hanging.

Without thinking, Jiang Cheng took off his kimono, and then reached out and took off the long gown, but before he could try it on, the voice of a certain hemorrhoid ninja suddenly sounded behind him.

“Hey, do you want to wear that?”

“Why are you here!” Jiang Cheng stumbled under his feet, turned his head and complained frantically at Quan Zang.

“Ah, I was just passing by and wanted to borrow a toilet.” Quanzo replied honestly, “But then you don’t really want to wear that kind of thing, do you? No matter how you look at it, it doesn’t suit you, right? And it’s too dirty. Right

? There seems to be blood on it…”

“How…how is that possible, hahaha…” Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed, “I just wanted to put this piece of goods on the ground and be stained with blood by a big truck. Take the red gown… take it… just take that, ah ha ha ha…”

“Ah, that’s it.” After speaking, Quan Zang suddenly covered his stomach with a look of pain on his face, “Speaking of which, you can borrow the toilet. Can’t help it…”

“Ah, just use it…”

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