Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 537

[Chapter 494 : Onmyoji Chapter, Finished!]

“Shinai! Natural roll!” Kagura didn’t mean to let go, and still bit Gintoki’s head fiercely.

“It hurts, it hurts! Hurry up and stop it!” Yin Shi kept shaking Kagura, but it didn’t work at all, “The blood is coming out!” “Stop making trouble, Kagura-chan.”

Shinpachi Haw smiled helplessly, “Kagura-chan is not among the women that Yinsang mentioned.”

“Bastard! Virginity glasses!” Kagura jumped onto Shinhachi’s shoulder again, opened his mouth wide, and directed at him. Xin Baha’s head gnawed down, and he scolded vaguely with white eyes, “I’m not even a woman this time, Alu?! Washing, washing, washing, washing!”

“Who are virgin glasses? Let me go! Smelly woman!” Shinpachi roared, “We’re talking about a woman in another sense! She’s just like Miss Saki who restored our body in the screwdriver chapter! Besides, aren’t you Jiang Chengsang’s niece?! You are just Jiang Chengsang’s family!”

“Hey? Is that so, Aru?” Gintoki was still spewing blood from his head.

“What do you think?!” Yin Shi roared with white eyes.

…

Meanwhile, Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng’s room.

It’s rare that Jiang Cheng didn’t just stay in front of the computer and play games as usual. Of course, there may be a reason why the budget for the new equipment has not been approved by Yueyong.

Jiang Cheng leaned against the window of the living room, looking up at the clear sky with a smile on his face. On the windowsill was an empty wine glass and a bottle of liquor with the lid unscrewed.

“Brother Jiang Cheng, Mom let me…” Qingtai pushed open the door and walked in, but before she could say anything, she suddenly saw a new object in Jiang Cheng’s room-a shrine in the corner of the living room , “Brother Jiang Cheng, do you still have such a thing in your room? Why didn’t you find it before.” “There are many things

in the adult’s room that children haven’t found.” Jiang Cheng replied casually.

“But I really don’t have an impression, it’s like it was just put here.” Saying that, Qingta came to the shrine and looked carefully at the golden statue in the shrine, “But then again, what is this? God? The little fox god with nine tails?”

“Who knows, it is said that there are eight million gods in Gaotianyuan, who can tell who is who.” Jiang Cheng replied without replying, ” However, maybe this one is a little different.”

“It’s really rare, Jiang Cheng still believes in these superstitions.” Qingtai said in surprise, “But then again, can I worship this god? Let me Did you pass your final grades?”

“Probably not,” Jiang Cheng shrugged, “it should only make strange bugs appear in your bento, and it’s better to memorize your multiplication formulas for this kind of thing. ”

I’ve completely memorized it!” Qingta patted her chest quickly and replied, “This time, my mother asked me to come to you to memorize the multiplication formulas! Please put up your ears and listen! It will definitely surprise you!

” I’m sorry, I don’t have time to listen to you, next time.” Jiang Cheng glanced down at the wine glass that was full of wine for some reason, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, then lifted the wine glass, raised his head and took a sip. do.

After thinking about it carefully, Jiang Cheng showed a look of disgust and looked at the empty wine glass in his hand.

“As always…it’s hard to swallow.”

Jiang Cheng’s voice just fell, and there was a very slight “pop” behind him, and the pure gold statue in the shrine was cracked from the middle.

“Brother Jiang Cheng! The statue is cracked!” Qing Tai pointed at the statue and exclaimed.

“Get out of here,” Jiang Cheng said angrily, turning his head, “or I’ll throw you out.”

“Cut!” Qing Tai spat, then turned and left angrily, mumbling as he walked. He said, “It must be that the god sama is disgusted with your attitude that makes the god statue split! God sama, you must punish him well!”

“Really, what an unpleasant kid~” Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, but then Jiang Cheng discovered that the wine glass in his hand was miraculously filled with wine again.

Without hesitation, Jiang Cheng raised his glass again and drank the wine in one gulp, and Jiang Cheng showed an even more disgusting look.

“Why does it get worse every time?” Jiang Cheng looked at the wine glass in his hand with disgust.

“Really?” Yue Yong’s cold voice suddenly came from outside the window.

“Hey? Why is Yueyue here?” Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked with a puzzled face to Yueyong who was standing on the eaves outside the window, “Why are you holding my wine?”

“No, it’s nothing. .” Yue Yong’s face clearly flashed an unnatural look, and then put the wine back on the window sill.

“Speaking of which, your expression is very strange…” Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong with a puzzled expression on his chin, and then suddenly thought of something, and suddenly said, “Could it be…!”

“Nothing, I didn’t do anything, It just happened to be passing by.” Yue Yong turned her face away silently.

“Could it be because I suddenly wanted to poop on patrol, so I came here to borrow the toilet? If that’s the case, say it earlier, don’t be shy, this kind of thing can happen to anyone,” Jiang Chengtui said. When he got to the side, he gave Yueyong the position of the window, “Sa, come on, use whatever you want, constipation is a woman’s natural enemy.” What

Jiang Cheng didn’t know was that when he was just talking, Yueyong’s face was on his face. It has been completely black, and there are even blue veins on the forehead that keep beating.

“Shine!!”

Yue Yong took out countless kunai from her arms without any hesitation, and threw it hard towards Jiang Cheng.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊！！”

……

另一边，此时，银时三人也已经回到了万事屋。

“But then again, I’m really a little surprised,” Xin Baha still couldn’t help sighing, “That Jiang Chengsang has such a side, and suddenly he has changed a little bit, has never made a woman cry… …It sounds a little bit vague.”

“That…Did you misunderstand something?” Gintoki, who was sitting on the sofa and watching the divination program hosted by anchor Yuno on TV, said without looking back. , “That idiot really never made women cry, but those women just wanted to kill him.”

After a long silence, Xin Baha raised his glasses and took a deep breath.

“Isn’t that just a simple scumbag?!”

“Didn’t I say it long ago?” Gintoki waved his hand and continued without looking back, “That guy is just a pure scumbag bastard. ”

But, even if he

‘s a scumbag, yesterday’s uncle worked very hard.” “My Miss Pandemonion!” Xin Baha, who thought of something, shouted with a sad expression on his face. .

“Σ_(???”∠) Vomit…” Thinking of the scene of Xin Baji holding Pandemonion and exchanging love words, Kagura couldn’t hold back his head and vomited directly.

“Hey!

So dirty!

you guy!

Yin Shi jumped onto the sofa in an instant, pinched his nose and shouted with black lines, “How disgusting you are!

”

Ah, sorry,” Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, “I accidentally thought of something disgusting, and I couldn’t help Aru.”

If you want to blame it, blame Shinbahaw, Aru.

”

It’s so disgusting, it makes me want to vomit…” Gintoki suddenly felt nauseated for no reason, lowered his head and vomited, “Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”

“Hey!

What are you two doing?

What do you do when someone else is caught in a good memory?

!

“Xinba Hao shouted angrily with his blue veins bursting, but he just finished speaking and couldn’t hold back, “I also…Σ_(???”∠)vomit…”

“You two made me want to vomit again, Aru. …Σ_(???”∠) Vomiting…”

…

A week later, Yoshihara.

“That, Jiang Chengsang…” Xin Baha pushed his glasses and asked Jiang Cheng, who was still immersed in the game, with a blank face, “I take the liberty to ask, what did you do to the ex-husband of anchor Yuye? Why did I become a relentless stalker? The anchor of Yuye came to the Master House again to complain about his grievances. He said that he could see the ex-husband who was hiding near him and secretly showing his love to him at any time recently. He was a stalker. It’s already on par with a certain orangutan and a certain M ninja, Yinsang is so angry that he wants to kill you…”

“Not a stalker!” Daoman’s voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng’s door, “It’s the hunter of love! No, that’s wrong, it’s the hunter of love from Christopher!”

“I always feel that this person has been completely chimpanzee now. There is no difference at all. What happened?”

“I came here just to express my gratitude to you,” Daoman came to Jiang Cheng’s side and bowed deeply to Jiang Cheng, “Thanks to you. The two masters I found made me realize how stupid I was in love before. Thanks to the careful guidance of the two masters, now I can talk to Krist almost every day. With intimate physical contact (being kicked), I can feel that Christ and I have become more and more inseparable!”

“Ah, keep going.” Jiang Chengzhuan, who had just finished a game He turned his head and said something casually to Doman.

“Goodbye then, Christopher will be recording the show later. To be honest, watching the live broadcast now is not a star and a half worse than recording it on DVD. Of course, people like Seimei won’t understand, after all, this kind of experience The gap is too big, I won this round. Ahahahaha…”

Looking at Daoman who was leaving with a big smile, Xin Baha twitched his mouth and looked at Jiang Cheng, “Jiang Chengsang, the two in love. What’s the matter with the master? It can’t be that orangutan and that natto woman, right?”

“He taught very well, right?” Jiang Cheng squeezed his eyes.

“Excellent ghost ah ah ah!!!”

(Onmyoji chapter, end.)

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