Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 523

[Chapter 480 : Humans can’t see things that don’t exist!]

“Wait, Daoman, these people…”

Seimei wanted to say something more, but before he could finish, Kagura pushed him directly into the arena.

“Brother, the first counting game is handed over to you! We will cheer for you below!” Yin Shi folded his hands and snorted, “Then, you can leave the next game to us!”

“I won’t admit your son-in-law until Krista nods!” Seimei turned his head and shouted angrily, “In other words, if you really want to help, no matter how you look at this first scene, it has nothing to do with Shikigami. You should be in all the games, right? How bad are your calculations?”

“Come on, sister control.” Kagura shouted to Seimei.

“Seimei-sang, you must be more careful when answering seven!” Xin Bazhu shouted to Seimei.

“Lord Seimei, come on.” Saidaomaru shouted in a perfunctory way, “I believe that if it is the strongest onmyoji like Seimei-sama, the simple formula of the nine-nine multiplication will definitely be answered correctly.”

“This kind of thing has nothing to do with whether it is the strongest onmyoji? It should be said that an ordinary person can do it, right?” His face turned aside, including Wai Dao Wan and Jiang Cheng.

“Forget it, I didn’t say it. If I continue to say it, I will feel that I don’t even have a normal person here…” Seimei sighed somewhat helplessly, holding his forehead, and then raised his head. Come step by step towards the arena.

Seeing Seimei walking into the ring, Daoman outside the ring snorted disdainfully, “Hmph, did you send a general in the first match? It seems that no one is available. Hehehehahahaha…”

“Laughing, who is an idiot who doesn’t even know how to multiply formulas?!” Yin Shi and the others roared with white eyes and blue veins at the same time.

“No one said that!” Daoman shouted with white eyes, “By the way, you admit it yourself? You admit that you can’t even memorize the formula of the Ninety-Nine Multiplication!”

“Daoman, stop talking about those useless words,” Seimei said lightly, “Come up.”

“Our situation is not the same as yours. The saliye who are full of talents will not send a general in the first game.” Daoman snorted, and then asked a saliye behind him, ” Hey, hasn’t the old man from the accountant come yet?”

“You won’t be able to carry it in the end?!” Yin Shi and the others shouted with white eyes.

“Who is the old man in the account room?!” Xin Baha frantically complained,

“Old…Old…The old man is here…” A little old man who looked at least seventy-five, leaning on crutches, his trembling waist bent into a boomerang, staggered over.

“Listen…I heard…the leader…the leader asked me to play the game…”

“The first written test will be handed over to you! Old man!” Daoman cheered, “As the accountant in charge of the Milino family, you will never lose in such a place! I believe in you!”

“Thanks…Thanks to the leader…Hey, that…what’s going on…the old man must…hey, that…what’s going on…”

“Alright, alright! Hurry up!” Daoman said impatiently, “Speak slowly and stop talking! Hurry up!”

…

In the arena, facing each other in front of two desks with white papers and pens, sat Seimei and the old accountant from the Milino family who were about to lose their teeth.

The position between the two was a guest host of a bald Miri Ye family’s Onmyoji who was holding a microphone.

“Cough cough!” The host cleared his throat and spoke to the crowd, “Now let me explain the rules a little bit, this death duel is a team of three magicians from both sides and their own shikigami, using each There are various spells for a duel, and the winner will be determined in three games.”

“Even if there is a dead person in this game, you don’t need to bear any legal responsibility. Also, you can save your life by abstaining before you are killed. Of course, you will be sentenced to lose. Then, let’s move on to the explanation of the rules of the first round. ”

“The first round of competition is a written test competition between practitioners and shikigami.

The purpose is to examine the most basic intelligence and common sense of the practitioner.

In today’s new era, it is absolutely impossible for Onmyoji to be an idiot with only strength, at least he should have a certain level of knowledge.

”

“Hey! Who are you calling an idiot?!” Daoman shouted with white eyes.

“That… Player Daoman, I didn’t refer to you, please don’t take your seat like this.” The host continued, “Finally, let me introduce the rules of the first game. The two players should finish the table within half an hour. Read the prepared ninety-nine penalty formula for disrupting the order. Remember that it only takes half an hour! In addition, you can ask for help! The full score is 90 points! Two points will be deducted if you answer wrong! …start!!”

“Come on! Big brother!” Yin Shi shouted to Seimei on the stage.

“Who killed your elder brother!” Seimei replied angrily, “Then, shut your mouth and keep quiet while I’m doing the questions!”

“The first game was so difficult,” Kagura held up his hands, shook his head, and said with a sigh of relief, “It’s still a multiplication formula Aru that disrupts the order, even Aru who can’t answer all of them correctly.”

“How much is six or seven? The new eight chirps.” Yin Shi whispered to the new eight chirps beside him, “Is it thirty-two or forty-eight?”

“That’s not right, Yinsang, six or seven equals forty-five.” Xin Bazhu corrected.

[These guys…] Jiang Cheng thought with a black line all over his head.

“Little uncle, take a photo for me Aru.” Kagura took out his communicator and handed it to Jiang Cheng, “I want to send the photo to Mummy to see Aru.”

“Speaking of which, Kagura-chan wearing this dress really has a lot more points than usual, is it the so-called uniform theorem?”

After laughing and complimenting, Jiang Cheng took the phone in Kagura’s hand, turned on the camera function, and took a picture of Kagura.

And Kagura is also very cooperative, posing one after another.

“Hmph, has even my uncle noticed the feminine charm that I exude from the inside out, Aru?” Kagura hummed against the scissors, showing a proud face.

After listening, Jiang Cheng, who had finished taking the photo, handed the phone to Kagura and was silent for a while before he said, “I’m sorry, Kagura.”

“I’m sorry, what do you mean?!” Kagura froze instantly, with blue veins bursting and white eyes shouting, “Bastard!!”

“Kagura, even if it’s my little uncle…” Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, sighed and then said, “I can’t see anything that doesn’t exist at all.”

“Yeah, it’s too hard to be too strong, Kagura-chan.” Xin Baji said on the side.

“Kagura…” Yinshi shook his head, and then cast a warm and compassionate look at Kagura, “Forget those things, only by forgetting those hurts can you grow more easily.”

“No! Don’t forget!” Jiang Cheng retorted, and then looked at Kagura seriously, “Remember them! Go face them! Only by facing those pains can you grow!”

“Everything is washed!!” While shouting, Kagura jumped and kicked Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Shinbaha out at the same time.

…

Half an hour later, the first match was over, and Seimei walked off the ring with his face covered.

“Well, I hope you can forget about the first game today.” Qingming came to Jiang Cheng and the others and reminded in a low voice.

“Forget what?” Jiang Cheng raised an index finger, squinted and said with a smile, “Is it a matter of you and that old grandfather who can’t stand still, or is it a matter of both of you getting three wrong answers?”

“If you can, please forget about the entire first game…”

“Big brother, you have worked hard.” Yin Shi said softly towards Seimei.

“Why should I be praised by you?!”

“Then, the first game is over, the two sides are tied!” The host or the referee said again, “Because of the tie in the first game, the second game will be changed to a final match! By the way, if the first game is tied. If the two games are also tied, then the third game will be re-joined as the final tiebreaker!”

“We’re on, sister.” Kagura said, dragging Xin Baji to the stage.

“Hey! In a sense, this is the final! Why did you two just go up there!” Seimei, who had recovered, turned around and shouted at Kagura and Shinpachi on the stage.

“Big brother, don’t worry, those two guys will definitely help you win the game.” Yinshi stepped forward, stood beside Seimei, and whispered, “They are not weak guys who will lose to the spell. .”

“Yes, I always thought Kagura could win.” Jiang Cheng said casually, holding his hands.

“You believe there’s a reason for it! How can you see that both of them will definitely lose?” Seimei pointed to the new Ba Haw and Kagura on the stage and said, a little crazy, “You said that you won’t lose to Curse. , that’s not a shikigami at all!”

“No, it’s Shikigami, who is in charge of the chores in the Master’s House.” Yin Shi lied without blushing.

“That’s just a handyman in tights, right?” Seimei retorted, and then looked at Xin Baha, who was now standing on the ring, squeezing his body, his eyes dazzled, and then said expressionlessly, “Look at his eyes. Still swimming! Butterfly! Still blinking like water!”

On the other hand, Doman has also selected a contestant for the second round, a middle-aged man named Bao Xian.

“Bao Xian, your second battle!” Daoman shouted to Bao Xian who was standing on the ring, “If possible, solve them directly in the second match! Let them see the power of the wild crowd!”

“Yes!” After answering, the man named Baoxian took out a folded paper figurine from his arms, pinched the paper figurine with his index and middle fingers, and shouted, “Come out! Yashamaru!”

As soon as the words fell, the paper figurine in Bao Xian’s hand turned into a ray of light and flew towards the center of the ring.

After the bang, the ring was filled with smoke.

After a few full seconds, the figure of Baoxian’s shikigami appeared in the gradually dissipating smoke.

Looking at the blue-skinned person in front of him, with a sturdy figure, a ferocious face, and a height of at least three meters, full of fangs, staring fiercely at his own shikigami, Xin Bazhu’s whole body is in an instant. , After being stunned for a few seconds, Xin Baha rolled his eyes and fell on his back.

After falling to the ground, Xin Ba Haw’s body was still tensed with fear, and at the same time, Xin Ba Haw was still trembling slightly unstoppably.

“Hey, let’s not talk about butterfly swimming, this is just muddy water in the swimming pool!” Looking at Xin Baha, who kept opening his mouth like a fish, Seimei couldn’t help but complain, “Who is going to look for a job? Personnel, someone is drowning! Go and save him!”

But at this moment, Xin Ba Hao finally recovered and walked towards the edge of the ring.

“No! Yinsang! I absolutely can’t!” Xin Bazhu climbed to the edge of the ring and shouted at Yin Shi, who was under the stage.

However, Gintoki didn’t take it seriously, picking his nostrils and turning his face away naturally, while Seimei turned his face aside in the same way.

As for Jiang Cheng, he was sitting with his arms crossed and he didn’t even know what he was thinking.

“Hey? Don’t ignore me! You bastards!” Xinbaha shouted loudly, but then, Xinbaha thought of the rules announced by the host before the first match – after being beaten to death If you abstain before, you can save your life.

Thinking of this, Xin Baha stood up without hesitation and raised his hand to shout to the host beside him, “I give up…”

Before Xinbaha could finish speaking, Kagura reached out and covered Xinbaha’s mouth to stop Xinbaha from continuing.

“Huh?” The host looked over with some confusion, “Did the Junye team just say something?”

“There’s nothing Aru! It’s just that I forgot to feed it!” Kagura took out a can of dog food from somewhere, pressed it directly on Xin Baji’s mouth, and reminded in a low voice, “Hey, look It’s clear, it’s Baolu, give me something to eat.”

(pedigree: dog food brand.)

“Then, what follows next is the explanation of the rules of the second round of the duel,” the host continued, and at the same time a trail slowly rose, just connecting to the ring.

“The second round of competition is a triangular loaf of bread for the two of the artisan and the shikigami…”

“Does it mean eating bread (Pan) competition?” Shin Baha raised his head and asked in surprise, “If that’s the case, there may be a chance of winning.”

However, just after Xin Ba Haw finished speaking, the host said what he had not had time to say, “Pandemonion competition!”

Looking at the two extremely curious looking creatures hanging above the finish line on the other side of the trail with no difference in color except for the color, there were still disgusting slime dripping down from their bodies, Xin Bazhu screamed and turned his head. Come to frantically complain, “Yeah-!! What is Pandemonion?!”

“It’s the food that Shikigami likes, the goblin’s larva, Pandemonion.” The outsider in the audience explained calmly, “Well, it’s similar to sweets. It’s so good~ I eat this for the competition.”

“How can such a disgusting thing be regarded as sweets!!” Xinbaha frantically complained.

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