Maybe a Fake Gintama - Chapter 522
[Chapter 479: The rules are not good for you?]
“Ahahaha! Just to show you how strong I am!” Seeing Seimei who was held up in the air, strangled by his throat and couldn’t breathe, Daoman’s expression gradually turned hideous, “In order to show your self-esteem. Tear up little by little! Let you die in despair! Seimei, from that day on, I have lived on the obsession of revenge against your brothers and sisters and that man! I keep fantasizing about the moment when I tore you apart Grinding claws in the darkness of hatred, and then the time has finally come! The long-standing weather war ends at this moment…”
Before Dao Manshu could say the words, the huge mace in the hands of Wai Daomaru, who jumped high, had already cut off the dark red ominous magic power that locked Seimei.
Seimei, who was untied, landed firmly on the ground with a backflip, clutching his throat and coughing a few times before gradually recovering, then turned his head to look behind him.
“Who!” Daoman shouted in the direction of the door.
“Hey, let’s go, Shikigami.” Kagura, who was wearing a Yuno family’s onmyoji costume, urged behind him.
“Why…why did it become like this…” Shinbahak, who was wearing a black tights with two tentacles on his head and a thin tail behind him, held a fork and followed Kagura sobbing.
“That! I’m so sorry to be late!” Yin Shi, who was also in the front of the Onmyoji costume, stopped and shouted deliberately toward the ring, “Excuse me, is this the venue for the World’s No. 1 Martial Arts Club? ?!”
“Ginshi, I made a mistake, this should be the place for the Chunin Hunter Holy Grail War Exam.” Jiang Cheng, who was not dressed up at the end, reminded lightly, “Didn’t you say that you must be able to summon a shikigami to appear? In other words, you have to learn psychics or summon a Servant or something?”
“Ah, don’t worry,” Yin Shi chuckled, “I remember the handprint of spiritism clearly!”
“Then, please answer…” Having said that, Jiang Cheng had already come to the ring, stood beside Daoman, then turned around and looked at the crowd below, “Seventeen times seventeen equals how much…”
“It’s equal to…” Yin Shi broke his fingers and muttered for two seconds before he reacted and shouted with blue veins, “That’s not right! Why did it change to this kind of question in the middle! No matter what you think, you should be asking about psychics The order of the seals!”
“Hey, the Yinshi contestant of the Yuye Zhongjia, the first test is zero, and you will be eliminated.” Jiang Cheng announced lazily.
“Why did you become the chief referee?!” Yin Shi shouted unhappily.
“Player Daoman, it’s your turn, how much is three or three?” Jiang Cheng turned his face to look at Daoman.
“You bastard…” Daoman gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily.
“It seems that I don’t know,” Jiang Cheng shook his head, and there was a bit of hatred in his words. “Then, Daoman players also failed in the first game. I announce that the first game is a draw—”
“Why did you decide for yourself that the first game was a math problem!” Dao Man shouted in dissatisfaction.
“Are you underestimating mathematics?!” Jiang Chengyi said righteously, “Do you know how bad I feel when I was forced by the sun to help Qingta with math homework last night?! Can Onmyoji underestimate mathematics?! Or Saying that your victory or defeat did not consider the question of the written test at all? No way? It’s obviously from the only Onmyoji family in the world. You know that even the Chunin test has a written test, do you really not?”
“Then… that kind of thing doesn’t matter at all!” Daoman retorted.
“That! Please listen to the question!” Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, “It is known that Yuno Seimei has placed a total of 27 shikigami in a certain area of Edo, including two-legged birds and four-legged animals, then, Excuse me…”
“The simple question of chicken and rabbit sharing the same cage, do you think you can beat me, Daoman?” Daoman snorted disdainfully, but in the next second he turned his back and snapped his fingers with sweat on his face.
“…What style are anchor Yuno’s panties today?”
“Pink pants with bunny printed on it!” Seimei answered without thinking.
“Hey,
Where have all your shikigami been arranged?
Gintoki said with a blank expression, “Are you really protecting Edo?
You little girl!
”
“No!” Daoman shouted angrily, “Why is the last question like this?!”
“Anyway, Seimei players will add one point, and Daoman players will deduct one point.” Jiang Cheng announced again.
“There is no such rule at all!” Daoman shouted through gritted teeth.
“Don’t be angry, it’s just to help you relieve the dull atmosphere.” Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, “And I think since it’s a victory or defeat, it must be considered comprehensively, so it’s more fair to join the written test. ?”
“You don’t need it at all!!” Daoman shouted with white eyes.
“Is it unnecessary or afraid?” Jiang Cheng said with a look of contempt, holding up his hands.
“The victory or defeat of Onmyoji doesn’t need that kind of thing at all!”
“You don’t have that kind of thing in your head, right?” Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disdain, then shook his head and sighed, “What a sad man~ He doesn’t even dare to face his own weaknesses, even People who don’t even dare to take the written test still call themselves an onmyoji, Zhuzhuizhao, I can’t help but laugh~”
“Who… Who dares not face it?!” Daoman shouted bravely, then turned his head and instructed a subordinate behind him, “Hey, you, add a written test! Just take the ninety-nine multiplication table! Go! Call the cashier in the clan in charge of daily food and clothing expenses to participate in the competition!”
“Anyway, the first game has already been done for you.” Jiang Cheng waved at Yinshi and the others, “Let’s do your best in a while, you guys should be able to do math, right?”
“Brother, I’ll give you the first game!” Yin Shi patted Seimei on the shoulder and said seriously.
“Yes, sister control. The first nine-nine multiplication table written test will be handed over to you, Aru.” Kagura nodded with a serious face and said, “You must do your best!”
“Qing Ming-sang, you can only win the first match. I don’t remember a few formulas for seven.” Xin Ba Hao smiled a little embarrassedly.
“You…you!” Seimei, who had reacted, stared blankly at the Yinshi people on the side. After a while, he shouted a little frantically, “What are you doing here?! It’s not useless at all. ?! Can’t even the simplest nine-nine multiplication table?!”
“No! Big brother! I just don’t remember the numbers of seven clearly.” Yin Shi shook his head and replied solemnly.
“Who is your brother!”
“Don’t be so disrespectful, I, Sakata Ginshi, will join the clan sooner or later.” Ginshi chuckled and replied, “I came here to cheer for my brother’s first written test in order to save his family’s crisis. Of course it is.”
“Don’t call me big brother! I don’t remember Krist finding a son-in-law like you!” Seimei reprimanded.
“Go back quickly! Those who don’t even know the ninety-nine multiplication table, go back to me!”
“How about recruiting me as a son-in-law if I memorize the nine-nine multiplication table for a week?” Yin Shi pointed to himself and smiled lightly.
“How could there be such a reward! And it takes a week to memorize the multiplication formula, your head is no longer saved! Hurry back! The Great Demon King Piccolo and Kulin are all for you, hurry up and go back !”
“Don’t be so stubborn,” Kagura put his hand on Seimei’s shoulder, revealing the face of a profiteer, “Anyway, you’re divorced, right? It happens that we are dragging a child here, so it’s a good match. Lu yo.”
“Do you want to come too?!”
“Don’t worry. As long as we can get the inheritance, Aru.” Kagura explained casually, spreading out his hands, “Anyone can be called Okasan.”
“Don’t say it’s dragging the child, it’s simply a malignant tumor!”
“Hey, we won’t pay a single penny from our side,” Jiang Cheng, who didn’t know when he would arrive, patted Seimei’s shoulder and reminded him, “But in return, please give a lot of one cent for one billion yuan. come over.”
“Be fair to me! By the way, what role are you playing? Father?!”
“Yahahahie, my son will be entrusted to your sister.” Jiang Cheng bowed politely, “My family.”
“Who is your in-law!” Seimei exclaimed angrily, and then looked at Wai Dao Maru and instructed, UU reading www.
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com “Wai Dao Wan, take these guys back! Involve laymen who don’t even know how to spell magic. Do you think they can get out of it?”
“Seimei-sama,” Saidomaru turned his head and explained calmly, “Indeed, these guys can’t use spells, can’t do divination, can’t use shikigami, and they don’t have the power to dispel this rain, but I know they have a way to bring back Lord Crist’s smile, I can guarantee that.”
“Hey, don’t count me in.” Jiang Cheng squinted Doudou’s eyes and said expressionlessly, and then opened his mouth to Qingming, “Also, if you can, please believe them, although everything except Kagura is A group, etc. But one thing is certain, although they don’t know the rules of the Onmyoji competition, these guys are the best at changing those boring rules into their own rules, and then, under their own rules , they won’t admit defeat so easily.”
“Hey, why did it become a wait when I was with Xinba?” Yin Shi complained with a look of contempt.
“Hmph, I thought the Yuye crowd had no more people who could fight,” Daoman laughed a few times, then looked at Yinshi and the others under the ring, “Alright, you and Seimei… no , together with Crist, I will send you to hell!”
Saying that, Daoman opened his hands and announced loudly: “The final battle of this weather war, the Shikigami 3V3 Curse Deathmatch, begins now!!”
As soon as Daoman finished speaking, the crowd of wild people in the surrounding stands cheered.
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